30 Reasons It`s Better to be a Woman

Submitted by: san111 11 years ago in Misc
http://intensehumour.blogspot.com/2006/10/30-reason-why-its-better-to-be-woman.html

So stop complaining, girls!
There are 138 comments:
Female 82
Most were stupid. The only one I thought was funny adn true was that we don`t have reach down and grab our crotches to make sure our privates are still there...Guys here do that a lot and I think its disgusting.
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Female 1,572
what about us girls who aren`t all dumb and wear makeup?
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Female 342
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We`ll never regret piercing our ears.


28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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Female 342
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It`s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don`t have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we`re dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don`t have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we`re aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won`t think we`re weird if we ask whether there`s spinach in our teeth.

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Female 342
1. We got off the Titanic first.


2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend`s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We`ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don`t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we`re gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE`RE gay.

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Female 342
Just Highlight the page and you can read some of them, well most of them.
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Male 425
That was, just as every other list of the sort, stupid and based on stereotypes and generalizations.

Well, I could say quite a bit more, but I don`t feel like stating my extensive opinions on this topic, so I`ll just sort this whole thing out in one statement: Everyone sucks ass. There, at least I`m happy with that. It may not be true, but it`s a good generalization that allows people to decide for themselves whether or not it`s true, for them at least.

Anyway...

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Female 268
yeah, um except for the whole part of getting raped, inequality, sexism, child birth, pressure from the media, and getting a period, life as a girl is WONDERFUL.
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Female 58
[quote]On 10/7/2006 7:04:57 PM custom_hobo wrote: 32. Female orgasms can be achieved much easier. No waxing the dolphin, jerkin` the gerkin buisness. [/quote]

Exactly! Just touch us and we`ll achieve climax! :-P ;-)

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Male 581
for the people that get blurred pictures and stuff (like welshchick10) just remove the frame. it happened to me to. Romoving the frame will fix it i dunno why it does that but it does.
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Male 737
Well that was ok, but i`m SURE i`d have seen these somewhere.

31. Female orgasms are known to be much much better than male ones.

32. Female orgasms can be achieved much easier. No waxing the dolphin, jerkin` the gerkin buisness.

33. Females have boobs.

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Female 28
The reason it`s blurry is because you have to remove the i-am-bored.com box.
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Male 651
"*stabs homebrew in the stomach*"

Jesus Christ. And women call US violent.

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Male 1,014
I gladly trade all of those in exchange for no menstrual cycle.
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Male 561
you got looks to get you things speaking of which how do girls feel when a guy will do something for their friend but not for them
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Male 663
Ryan, a 100 point list was posted on page 2 or something. :)
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Male 2,057
there must be one for why its better to be a man as well!
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Male 2,605
"`And most women do not care about the pain in childbirth` - meaning their joy of their child overrides the pain."

No, that`s not what that means. Again, misconceptions about apathy begin to show. They may see the pain as inconsequential in the greater scheme of things, but I`d bet nearly all women care (worry about, fear; attribute some sort of emotion towards) about the pain. I`ve yet to meet a woman stoic before or during labor.

"If you were a female perhaps you`d understand. Oh well... your loss."

I don`t need to be female to understand the meaning of apathy.

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Male 731
lame
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Female 231
women give birth men help the women give birth. it hurts like hell but a baby is born and we all live happily ever after
the end
is that so hard to understand?
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Male 904
mrsptrmurphy "2)We have boobies." Another nail in the masculine coffin. I`ll give you that one.

It has to be said, The whole Overmann/Bekll thing has been the most entertaining thing on IAB for months. But Bekll, my original post that sparked this whole thing off (about periods) was actually a joke. For the record, I think this is about 60/40 in Overmanns favour. Keep it up, people!

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Female 1,984
"And most women do not care about the pain in childbirth" - meaning their joy of their child overrides the pain.

If you were a female perhaps you`d understand. Oh well... your loss.

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Male 2,605
Then perhaps you should have specified in the original post "I am not ignorant of...", Bekll. Unaltered, it seemed to me to indicate universality.

Going back through your posts, however, I found a contradiction:

"And most women do not care about the pain in childbirth."

"I did not mention about women not caring about the pain from childbirth."

I`m not being spiteful, but rather am providing a reason why I posted what I did.

Enigman, I don`t know if it`s exactly the wisest thing to willfully compare yourself to me on IAB, heh. I have a bit of a... reputation, you see. Welcome, all the same.

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Male 64
Overmann, I didn`t think there was anyone out there like me until i saw your posts. *salute*
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Male 663
But the fact that Angela Gossow is female makes me jealous that i`m not a girl... seriously, she kicks ass.
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Female 58
Talk about "Intense Humour"! :-P

F*ckers. That was intense sh*t. I can come up with the real reasons.

1)We don`t have visible erections. (Yes, women get erections, but they`re inside the body. Dude!)
2)We have boobies.

There ya go. :-D

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Female 1,984
Repost:

But I`m not ignorant in the traditional sense that I don`t know what I`m talking about.

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Male 2,605
Bekll, the reason why I got confused was because you said only "I`m not ignorant." This is an extreme, honestly, because it left no implication of a limit or a relation to the subject matter.

"Then you may stop communicating with me. Off you go now."

It is your choice to communicate with me, Bekll, as such communication requires mutual input. And as far as why I argue, you misunderstand, but that my correcting this misuderstanding would influence why indeed I argue. I`ll likely carry on until you lose interest.

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Female 1,984
^ Well, I try not to speak in extremes. I`m only human...

|-X

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Female 1,984
I don`t speak in extremes. As in "a mother ALWAYS ignores her pain because she loves her children".

Was that orginally put in there? No. Then it`s easy to gather that I don`t COMPLETELY believe that she`s ignoring the pain.

Not confusing. Look for, or the lack of, key words.

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Male 663
Bekll, what I mean is you will say "A mother ignores her pain because she loves her children." And then say,"Well, I didn`t mean that completely." Can you now see why I got confused?
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Female 3,562
#6 I would highly beg to differ. It couldn`t be more wrong in the world of anime and manga. Manga alone is practically fueled exclusively on women lusting after cartoon characters.
*Hugs hand-made Jin plushie*
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Female 192
if it doesn`t show up, remove the frame... That`s what I did and it worked! I bet this page was written by a man.... I wouldn`t say that about us!
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Female 1,984
"On a related note, I don`t "argue" to `win`."

Then you may stop communicating with me. Off you go now.

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Female 1,984
X-(
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Female 1,984
Overmann,

I agree. NO one can claim complete knowledge. I am ignorant in that I don`t know everything. But I`m not ignorant in the traditional sense that I don`t know what I`m talking about.

I have a saying that the more we learn, the more we realize we have to learn.

I didn`t say I`m NEVER ignorant. Just that I`m not on this issue.

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Female 454
A lot of these only apply if your hot.

And you best be pretty damn hot.

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Male 161
I think by all counts child birth and having a period would out weigh any of that.
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Male 2,605
Bekll, no one can claim complete knowledge (no ignorance). I`m willing to bet there are things even you and I are unaware of. Me, I just assume I am ignorant and defer to those who judge me as such, provided they`re not trying to insult me.

On a related note, I don`t "argue" to "win".

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Female 1,984
You word my name poorly.

)-|

Anyway, as a grammarian, I don`t believe I word my thoughts poorly at all.

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Male 663
Bekl, no offense, but you word your thoughts very poorly..
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Female 2,552
You all were right, stupid.
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Female 2,552
One is already stupid: We got off the Titanic first. "WE"? "GOT"? Um, 21st centuy much? Those people are either dead ot .. dead, and that`s no longer a rule.
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Female 1,984
I`m not bragging btw... just answering your question with three answers. 8-)
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Female 1,984
And overmann,

I said I`m not ignorant because I`m getting the feeling you think as you keep arguing with me on an issue you`ll never win.

What allows me to "afford" to claim I`m not ignorant?

I don`t blindly follow things, I study. I`m in college. I have an IQ of 143. You take your pick. w/e.

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Female 1,984
^ I never said one DOES ignore the pain COMPLETELY. But some women do ignore the fact that they`re hurting (while they still technically ARE) and just smile at their kid.

Don`t cha get it?!

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Male 77
lol so true so true
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Male 663
In my mother`s case, she FELT the pain but her joy of having us overrid the pain. Meaning she ignored it.

"Everyone cares about pain. But the joy of bringing in a new life to the world can`t be forgotten or ignored just because of the pain involved."

No, this is more what giving berth is like.

"AHHH! OH MY GOD! HOLY CR*P WHY THE F*CK DID I EVER GO THROUGH WITH THIS! AHHHH!" Go through that for about 30mins or so. Then after the child is born she`s like, "It was worth it." There is no way to ignore that kind of pain... just wait until you have kids.

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Male 2,605
That`s exactly what I said, Bekll. I think perhaps that was your opinion all along and that the particular post I quoted allowed room for ambiguity.

...I take issue with your statement "I`m not ignorant," though. It takes a *lot* for someone to be able to say that, and I wonder what particular experiences afford you that status? I`m only curious.

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Female 1,984
^ That`s all right.

In my mother`s case, she FELT the pain but her joy of having us overrid the pain. Meaning she ignored it.

Everyone cares about pain. But the joy of bringing in a new life to the world can`t be forgotten or ignored just because of the pain involved.

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Female 411
Ok then. Those reasons don`t really make me feel good about being a woman.
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Male 663
"Of course not. That`s evident - pointless to bring up. Life was never said to be easy."

Well Bekl, the way you said it you acted as though women cared nothing about the pain. Sorry if I misunderstood.

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Female 73
um the pictures are screwed up, it sucks and more than half of them arent true....
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Female 1,984
For whom it may concern: I do not misunderstand apathy.

I did not mention about women not caring about the pain from childbirth. But that the ones wanting children willingly go through it FOR the children [to be born]. That`s the way life is.

I`m not ignorant.

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Male 1,866
girl`s have cooties.
i`ll say it now and i`ll say it again!
c00000000ties!11!
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Male 2,605
I`ll rephrase: Apathy is misunderstood by most people, now including Bekll.

I was only refuting your previous statement, dear. All women care (or should care, in my opinion) about the pain of childbirth; but know that there`s a difference between not caring about the pain, and saying that the pain was worthwhile in the end.

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Female 1,984
"I say all the time that apathy is misunderstood, and indeed it is."

Misunderstood? With an ignorant response like that I can no further communicate with you.

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Female 1,984
"And Bekl, though women may say that the pain was worth having a kid, that doesn`t mean it didn`t hurt like he>ll."

Of course not. That`s evident - pointless to bring up. Life was never said to be easy.

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Male 2,605
"From that information you`re not a sociopath. Just have little compassion..."

I won`t say empathy is for the weak, as that`s a misconception. I will say, however, that apathy is equally as stong, and that it is ambivalence between these two that is weakness. I just prefer the absolute negative direction.

Thankya thankya, VolcomStoner.

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Male 2,605
"I NEVER denied this... in fact, I`m well aware that fetuses are naturally depedent on the woman who is carrying them which in turn makes them parasites."

Indeed. Just know that I feel I`m justified in calling them "buggers".

"Sperm aren`t fetuses yet..."

No, but sperm is the physical root to life. Having sperm, I know I have the potential to progenerate life. Do I feel special? Not particularly, as most every human on the face of the earth shares this capacity.

"If they did... they wouldn`t go through with the child-birthing process now would they?"

There`s a difference between not caring about the pain and saying it was worth it in the aftermath. I say all the time that apathy is misunderstood, and indeed it is.

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Female 550
Amen - I loved this list!
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Male 663
I`m just glad I don`t have to bleed blood out of my a>ss every 30 days. I`m also glad that i don`t have to c>rap out like a living football to have a kid. And Bekl, though women may say that the pain was worth having a kid, that doesn`t mean it didn`t hurt like he>ll.

I`m not trying to be sexist, I just don`t know how to put this into good words.

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Female 1,984
To "chill" I first have to be angry. I`m not. Just stating what I know and believe. I think the others need to chill.
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Female 28
Well that was crappy.
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Female 174
Bekll needs to chiiiiillllll... Overmann, I enjoyed your post as usual and happen appreciate your sarcastic brand of wit.
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Female 1,984
"I have borderline personality disorder and exhibit some antisocial tendencies; you tell me."

From that information you`re not a sociopath. Just have little compassion...

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Female 1,984
Overmann,
"I have sperm in my testes... no, I don`t really feel altogether special."

Sperm aren`t fetuses yet...

"And most women don`t care about the pain in childbirth?"

If they did... they wouldn`t go through with the child-birthing process now would they?
Having children is more important than the pain.

"Deny it if you wish, but the fetus is in fact a parasite"

I NEVER denied this... in fact, I`m well aware that fetuses are naturally depedent on the woman who is carrying them which in turn makes them parasites.

I`m in a college Contemporary Morals Problems class and we`ve been talking about abortion for most of the classes. I know pretty much every argument for, against, w/e on it.

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Male 2,605
"Have a little compassion - are you a sociopath or something? :("

I have borderline personality disorder and exhibit some antisocial tendencies; you tell me.

"...and secondly it would make an argument."

Welcome to IAB.

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Male 2,605
I didn`t say no man was envious, Bekll, I was being sarcastic and said all men. There is, after all, such a thing as "womb envy".

"It must be an amazing experience to know you have life in you and you are going to bring it out into the world."

I have sperm in my testes... no, I don`t really feel altogether special.

"Children are special... not little "buggers"... that`s a cruel way of viewing them. And most women do not care about the pain in childbirth."

You mean they`re not buggers after all? ...I see I have a bone to pick with my parents. And most women don`t care about the pain in childbirth? I`ll believe that as soon as most women don`t ask for anesthetics.

Deny it if you wish, but the fetus is in fact a parasite - taking all and giving nothing inherently in return.

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Female 797
Why the hell did they post this First of all its unredable and secondly it would make an argument.
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Male 36
Damn, I really feel sorry for people who actually think like this; just goes to show some people really are a waste of oxygen.
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Female 1,984
^ Yeah... and we have to live life to its fullest. Explore. Learn. Teach. Care. etc... That`s obvious.
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Female 172
"9. We don`t look like a frog in a blender when dancing."

... *shifty eyes*
I DO NOT CONCUR.

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Female 33
That list of 100 reasons it`s better being male? Bullpoo. Absolute bullpoo. The female list isn`t much better anyway. So...eh.
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Female 999
poop
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Male 46
We`re all going to die eventually anyways, Bekll. Didn`t you get the memo?
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Female 46
Woah somethings wrong with the page.
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Female 1,984
Have a little compassion - are you a sociopath or something? :(
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Male 46
That`s funny, I thought this whole list was reasons it`s great to be a guy.
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Female 1,984
Actually, Overmann, there are males out there who wish they could carry a child. It must be an amazing experience to know you have life in you and you are going to bring it out into the world.

Children are special... not little "buggers"... that`s a cruel way of viewing them. And most women do not care about the pain in childbirth. My mother said my sister and I are worth any amount of pain. That`s why every time I`m sick and feel horrible, she says she would take that sickness from me and be sick herself if she could to spare me the pain.

Parent-child relationships are loving. Children are usually not seen as burdens and pests. If they were... the human population would be in danger of extinction.

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Female 40
some of those are stupid.

Now someones going to post "why its great to be a guy"

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Male 2,605
Yes, Bekll, I`m sure all men are envious of women for having to bleed a week out of every month just to support the little bugger regardless if women want a child or not, then have to lug around a living parasite in their bodies for the better part of 9 months (time spent without alcohol, smoking, drugs, or sex [deprive an addicted male of either and expect all hell to break loose]), fully knowing, anticipating, and fearing the God-awful pain of childbirth. Oh damn, don`t I wish I could experience that...

Besides, males already have life in them. In fact, they produce it (ask the Roman Catholic Church). Impregnate yourself and I`ll be most impressed.

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Male 46
Everyone is a little materialistic but there are varying degrees.

If you`re obsessed with shoes and judge people by what they wear, you probably lack a hell of a lot of depth / have a myspace blog about pizza / religiously watch Sex in the City.

In which case, you can totally blow me.

No seriously, I`ll buy you something shiny and then you can blow me.

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Female 1,262
To read the page properly you have to get rid of the I-Am-Board bar at the top of your page.


So true.

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Female 818
Number 6? Not so true. >_> *cough*

If it`s all buggy, just remove the frame (the link in the top right of the i-a-b bar).

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Female 1,984
homebrew,

I know females need the men in order to have a child AT ALL, but it is the females that GIVE the birth! They experience having a child INSIDE them. Life.

That`s pretty special.

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Male 137
yeah mines all bugged, when i scroll down the words streak and stayt jumbled. i guess they couldnt think of enough reasons so this is their excuse
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Male 651
"Being a girl on her period now, I`d like to point out of guys woke up with their manly organs covered in blood, they would not be too happy."

Yeah, because our manly organs would be GONE if that was the case, OR there`d be something severely wrong with us. As far as I`m concerned, periods are a normal part of female life.

Anyway, you could tell that blog article was posted by a guy due to all the racy pictures.

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Female 64
wow. that was stupid. Sexist bitches.
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Male 2,781
IF IT KEEPS BLURRING UP, MINIMIZE THE WINDOW THEN RESTORE IT AGAIN. IT WORKS FOR ME. SCROLL DOWN, THEN MINIMIZE AND RESTORE TILL YOU FINISH READING.

LOLZ, GROUP SHOWERS

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Male 1,406
Eh, nothing new in the list. Give me some new descriminations of women, then I`ll give it a good rating.
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Male 724
The reason, why men dont ask for directions... is because men DONT, and i`ll repeate, THEY DO NOT get lost.

They just go exploring :)

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Female 1,784
wow this link gives girls a bad name.. and for_serious?.. you also give us girls a bad name.. ugh
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Male 2,605
Someone tell me in a PM what kable wrote, I`m dying to know.

I would have gone for the neurological benefits to being female, for example the larger corpus callosum that enables women to apply more thought to any given problem than men (women have a broader capacity for thought than men). Then again, men are overall physically stronger than women so if a woman were to contradict some man`s logic, he could thrash her within inches of her life and make up for it. Bwa ha ha.

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Female 3,696
omgz i no on teh shoes thing cuz if somene dont have teh nice sheos tehy r prolly dumb and mean.

gurl power!11 ^^

You seem pretty bitter about this post my dear :) Do I sense jealousy? Probably not, I`ll stop teasing you :)

But I`m a huge shoe freak...I`ve got about..40 pairs kicking around....and I do tend to look at people`s feet. What would you think about a business man in a three piece suit wearing ratty sneakers? It`s just part of an image :D

I don`t know why people get offended with these things..I read the guys one and laugh because "it`s true" I can never open sauce jars, I need my dad or brother to do it :O...but I read the girl ones too and laugh...because a girl CAN cry to get out of a ticket...a guy would look weird. We don`t have to...most don`t...but we CAN.

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Female 231
31. when there`s pee around the toilet we don`t get the blame
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Female 345
Gah...don`t stretch the thing or I`ll stretch your face...
I agreed with the shoe thing.
Hell yeah the first thing I notice about a person is their shoes, I can tell a lot from that.
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Male 1,478
Kable, you are a moron.

"We`ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game."

Dude, that pretty much hits the nail on the head there.

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Female 174
Ummm... pretty lame. I am nothing like the women it describes, so I don`t relate or find it funny. And I can think of much more substantial reasons why it is good to be a woman (not better than men per se but reasons to be proud).
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Female 449
the page is all weird i cant read anything
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Male 797
I can`t see how reading this would make a woman feel fulfilled...
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Female 1,403

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

FOR REAL! I do that all the time! In my freshman French class I had a crush on guy just because of his shoes! When I actually saw his face I was like "Who`s that?" And I realized the only thing I paid attention to was his awesome shoes. I`m vain.

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Female 408
It keeps on messing up, but it seems stupid anyway.
Being a girl on her period now, I`d like to point out of guys woke up with their manly organs covered in blood, they would not be too happy.
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Female 999
kable i want to punch you in the face forever.
i reject you totally
you are an ass-hat
i
hate
you
forever
Buddy
I
Would
like
you
to
please
delete
this
tard`s
post
thank
you

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Male 1,265
If you can`t read it, try clicking remove frame.

If that still doesn`t work, you`re drated.

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Female 173
Wow. That was just stupid.
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Male 46
You can`t give birth to a new life without a man involved on some level, Bekll. Obviously you really thought that one through.

Nice shoes.

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Male 4,431
Here`s what I know. Chuck Norris is a man. Therefore, men are better. End of story. :-)
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Female 1,984
From canehdian`s list I totally don`t get this either: "18. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group."

Why do so many females DO that? *shudders*

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Female 1,984
Manicstoive: "Basically, theres on statemnet that a bloke can use, that wipes all these away. We don`t bleed for 7 out of every 28 days."

Actually for women, in the end, that`s a POSITIVE thing.

#1 reason for the females` list: We can give birth to new life (i.e. have babies).

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Male 943
ok that`s it, please get rid of this douch-eag Kable. What a f-ucking @sshole, why would he do that. He needs to be gone. Anyone disagree?

Dumb link.

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Female 1,463
i cant read it
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Male 15
here ladies check this out we came up with 100 reasons
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Male 460
There`s probably a whole lot or reasons why you shouldn`t be a woman.

Yeah mine stuffed up too.

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Female 67
I can`t go on it, keeps messing up

Most probably a load of crap anyways

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Female 22
I think this is incredibly sexist and perpetuates the idea that women should be shallow and stupid
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Male 904
Delete Kables post!

Why do men die before women? Because they want to.

Basically, theres on statemnet that a bloke can use, that wipes all these away. We don`t bleed for 7 out of every 28 days.

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Female 1,001
Elfin?

Mens clothes just make us look like butch lesbians

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Female 327
Kable you`re an ass

and i get forwarded this all the time. IAM is now putting forwards as links.
Oiy.

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Male 46
Did I offend you Yumiii?
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Female 1,382
*stabs homebrew in the stomach*
Anyway...

I only EVER wear 2 pairs of my shoes. School shoes, and "other" shoes, just trainers.

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Female 133
6. We`ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

Says who?

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Male 46
omgz i no on teh shoes thing cuz if somene dont have teh nice sheos tehy r prolly dumb and mean.

gurl power!11 ^^

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Female 166
Okay, and kable? What the crap.
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Female 166
True dat.
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Female 1,984
27. We`ll never regret piercing our ears.
I`ve never pierced my ears (or anything else for that matter) and plan to never do so.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

I`m like a guy on this one. I don`t know a thing about shoes. Give me hiking boots and I`m good to go!

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Male 1,407
Homebrew pretty much nailed it.
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Male 888
Number One is "We got off the Titanic first."
The best first reason they can come up with is past-tense.. go figure.

I know its a blog, but couldn`t they/she atleast try to format the page so the pictures don`t look scattered around at the beginning and end of sentances?

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Female 3,574
I never complained :D
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Male 46
Sports dude.
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Male 285
14. It`s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

I don`t even think I get this one. Guys we take group showers together? I`m so effin glad I missed out on that one.

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Male 144
Unreadable for me too
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Male 46
Here let me summarize the entire list for those of you that can`t read it:

"We`re superficial, shallow, materialistic, trite and petty."

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Female 145
I could read it.
It was alright.
Nothing hysterically funny.
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Male 46
Maybe that`s the point.
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Female 300
ya me too
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Female 58
woah this page is really messed up.i can`t read a word of it and all the pictures are blurred :(
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Male 17
Link: 30 Reasons It`s Better to be a Woman [Rate Link] - So stop complaining, girls!
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