1000 Ways to Open a Beer

Submitted by: crashxx 11 years ago in Entertainment

Those beers must have had kind of loose caps.
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Female 2,026
wow. that was boring. those guys are soo cool. not.
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Male 98
of course the video was german they do love their beer (oder Bier)
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Male 588
That was only 3 ways but with different objects
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Male 285
my dad chipped a tooth opening beer with his mouth, but he could open them with his eyelid...almost went blind...
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Female 153
I`m with homebrew, as long as you`re a smoker it`s really convenient to use a lighter, and pretty easy.
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Female 301
It didnt work. I am bleeding. But at least I have beer.
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Female 301
Now I have to have another beer cuz I wanna try the paper one
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Female 65
so basically anything thats hard or has some kind of edge can be used to open a beer ... wow, her dentist must be proud ... he`s probably thinking he`s going to buy a new sports car now
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Female 106
green_wrath
Male, 18-29, Europe
129 Posts Monday, October 09, 2006 10:46:35 AM
OMG HER TEETH WILL FALL OUT
*hear screaming in background*


LMAO! yahh... i was like "yah right.. shes not gonna do that!! PSHH!!" :P

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Female 430
hee-haw beer and football and my lazyboy...lame
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Female 1,944
^lol
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Female 73
*sister screamingin backround* SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THAT WAS 17 WAYS!!!!
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Male 39
There`s not enough spell-checking on this site...
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Male 561
thiers not enough alcohol refrences on this site
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Male 1,420
that was one or to ways to open a beer. there were many different tools, but mostly it was the same general action.
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Male 943
they should have opened a beer with another beer
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Male 140
WHO GIVES A FUDGE
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Male 66
i have yet ot chip a tooth opening a beer ..but its only a matter of time

and the one where he used the hat to pop off the top seemed fake to me..it looked too easy

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Male 3,631
Hey flinger of poo; real beers (like the ones FOUND in Europe) come in neither twist-off bottles NOR, especially, cans!! What are you drinkin` dude, Modelo? Only beers I consider real which are domestic and may have a twist-off cap are Karl Strauss, Red Hook ESB, Perhaps Pete`s wicked and I believe Sierra Nevada.
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Male 135
anyone else notice the pop it made when it opened, thats because they shook up the beers so that the pressure was built up and hungwell you probably could open the beer with your buttcheeks if it had a lot of pressure
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Female 2,026
wow. that was boring. those guys are soo cool. not.
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Male 581
that wasnt 1000 you lied to me!!!
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Male 162
BBBBBOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG !
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Female 144
Who`s drinking all those beers? O.o
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Male 11,739
what a load of drating horse poo.
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Male 405
that wasn`t that amazing they just used blunt objects not really different now i want to see them open it with an inch of wax paper or tissue paper o and woot u need these methods for when u go to college duh
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Male 103
Wow. What a let down. They didn`t even use a second beer to open the first one. That, in my opinion, is one of the trickier methods.
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Male 46
It was pretty lame. Same techniques with blunt objects. I open most of my beers with a lighter. It`s quick and efficient and occasionally easier than an actual bottle opener. I`ve had to pop open beers with random miscellaneous objects as well. Same method. Different object.

Woopee.

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Female 999
GhAeE!!!
can anyone say "twist-off"?
it also comes in cans, you know
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Male 197
haha cool, 1000 is an exageration tho:P
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Female 1
They say that they found 500 ways to open a beer bottle and not 1000!
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Male 178
I dont even drink beer
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Male 1,092
I got another way - don`t drink
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Male 498
OMG HER TEETH WILL FALL OUT
*hear screaming in background*
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Male 357
uugh...those teeth. look like woot45 and her sister fighting for the same seat in her college teath, all on top of each other.
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Female 1,398
I would rather do soemthing productive than spend all my time finding out 1000 ways to open a beer. Like going to college.
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Female 811
There wasn`t even 1000 different methods, anyone could open a beer like that!
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Male 2,567
thats not 1000
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Male 651
i can open them with my teeth. once the neck snapped and cut my face. now i have a scar. true story.
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Male 664
Man, you shouldn`t do it with your teeth at all. It`s so bad.
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Male 128
i chipped my tooth opening a beer with my teeth...but that was only because i bit through the glass first haha...YAY BEER!
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Female 1,158
The teeth one made me cringe. I hate the feeling of that kind of metal against my teeth scraping against it. Ew. But what makes you think they had loose caps? All those methods would probably work..
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Male 286
amd wow! they can open beers loads of ways!!

How much did they spill by doing it!?!

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Male 278
nope it was 18.
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Male 278
wow 1000? try....like 20-30?
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Female 578
and that wasn`t a thousand >.>
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Female 578
yeah, I don`t understand how people aren`t chpping their teeth more by trying to open these things with their teeth.
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Male 12
"Those beers must have had kind of loose caps."

Probably because people try to open them with their teeth.

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Male 908
...That is a lot of beers...
Must of cost a fortune
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Male 410
Regardless of how many ways there are to open a beer, I still prefer the tried and true method of using my butt cheeks to open up a cold one. haHAHA
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Male 208
Now let`s see if they can figure out the child safety on a lighter.
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Male 6
Link: 1000 Ways to Open a Beer [Rate Link] - Those beers must have had kind of loose caps.
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