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Date: 10/09/06 02:10 AM

52 Responses to 1000 Ways to Open a Beer

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    crashxx Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 12:37 am
    Link: 1000 Ways to Open a Beer - Those beers must have had kind of loose caps.
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    lytle_lytle Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 2:13 am
    Now let`s see if they can figure out the child safety on a lighter.
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    Hungwell Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 2:23 am
    Regardless of how many ways there are to open a beer, I still prefer the tried and true method of using my butt cheeks to open up a cold one. haHAHA
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    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 2:26 am
    ...That is a lot of beers...
    Must of cost a fortune
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    talman Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 2:27 am
    "Those beers must have had kind of loose caps."

    Probably because people try to open them with their teeth.

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    jayembee Female 18-29
    580 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 3:11 am
    yeah, I don`t understand how people aren`t chpping their teeth more by trying to open these things with their teeth.
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    jayembee Female 18-29
    580 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 3:11 am
    and that wasn`t a thousand >.>
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    bubba_gum Male 13-17
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    October 9, 2006 at 3:46 am
    wow 1000? try....like 20-30?
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    bubba_gum Male 13-17
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    October 9, 2006 at 3:47 am
    nope it was 18.
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    lewisc007 Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 3:59 am
    amd wow! they can open beers loads of ways!!

    How much did they spill by doing it!?!

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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 4:00 am
    The teeth one made me cringe. I hate the feeling of that kind of metal against my teeth scraping against it. Ew. But what makes you think they had loose caps? All those methods would probably work..
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    bigking444 Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 4:21 am
    i chipped my tooth opening a beer with my teeth...but that was only because i bit through the glass first haha...YAY BEER!
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    Mo0k Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 6:17 am
    Man, you shouldn`t do it with your teeth at all. It`s so bad.
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    MagicPaul Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 6:25 am
    i can open them with my teeth. once the neck snapped and cut my face. now i have a scar. true story.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
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    October 9, 2006 at 7:05 am
    thats not 1000
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 8:19 am
    There wasn`t even 1000 different methods, anyone could open a beer like that!
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    October 9, 2006 at 8:38 am
    I would rather do soemthing productive than spend all my time finding out 1000 ways to open a beer. Like going to college.
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    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 10:25 am
    uugh...those teeth. look like woot45 and her sister fighting for the same seat in her college teath, all on top of each other.
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    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 10:46 am
    OMG HER TEETH WILL FALL OUT
    *hear screaming in background*
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    Bennyd Male 13-17
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    October 9, 2006 at 11:17 am
    I got another way - don`t drink
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    petercole14 Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 11:33 am
    I dont even drink beer
  22. Profile photo of MissJos
    MissJos Female 13-17
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    October 9, 2006 at 12:00 pm
    They say that they found 500 ways to open a beer bottle and not 1000!
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    Joesus Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 12:53 pm
    haha cool, 1000 is an exageration tho:P
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    GhAeE!!!
    can anyone say "twist-off"?
    it also comes in cans, you know
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    homebrew Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    It was pretty lame. Same techniques with blunt objects. I open most of my beers with a lighter. It`s quick and efficient and occasionally easier than an actual bottle opener. I`ve had to pop open beers with random miscellaneous objects as well. Same method. Different object.

    Woopee.

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    catchall Male 18-29
    103 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 1:47 pm
    Wow. What a let down. They didn`t even use a second beer to open the first one. That, in my opinion, is one of the trickier methods.
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    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 1:54 pm
    that wasn`t that amazing they just used blunt objects not really different now i want to see them open it with an inch of wax paper or tissue paper o and woot u need these methods for when u go to college duh
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    October 9, 2006 at 2:08 pm
    what a load of drating horse poo.
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    Ello_poppit Female 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    Who`s drinking all those beers? O.o
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    mapleleaf Male 13-17
    162 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 2:47 pm
    BBBBBOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG !
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    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
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    October 9, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    that wasnt 1000 you lied to me!!!
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    wow. that was boring. those guys are soo cool. not.
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    biffyclyro89 Male 13-17
    135 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    anyone else notice the pop it made when it opened, thats because they shook up the beers so that the pressure was built up and hungwell you probably could open the beer with your buttcheeks if it had a lot of pressure
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 4:49 pm
    Hey flinger of poo; real beers (like the ones FOUND in Europe) come in neither twist-off bottles NOR, especially, cans!! What are you drinkin` dude, Modelo? Only beers I consider real which are domestic and may have a twist-off cap are Karl Strauss, Red Hook ESB, Perhaps Pete`s wicked and I believe Sierra Nevada.
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    car_ramrod Male 13-17
    66 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 4:49 pm
    i have yet ot chip a tooth opening a beer ..but its only a matter of time

    and the one where he used the hat to pop off the top seemed fake to me..it looked too easy

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    kable Male 13-17
    140 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 6:15 pm
    WHO GIVES A FUDGE
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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    they should have opened a beer with another beer
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 6:34 pm
    that was one or to ways to open a beer. there were many different tools, but mostly it was the same general action.
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    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    thiers not enough alcohol refrences on this site
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    cantremember Male 18-29
    39 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 8:17 pm
    There`s not enough spell-checking on this site...
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    sweeter1 Female 13-17
    73 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 8:20 pm
    *sister screamingin backround* SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THAT WAS 17 WAYS!!!!
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    ^lol
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    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 10:34 pm
    hee-haw beer and football and my lazyboy...lame
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    ViETCUTENESS Female 13-17
    106 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 10:45 pm
    green_wrath
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    129 Posts Monday, October 09, 2006 10:46:35 AM
    OMG HER TEETH WILL FALL OUT
    *hear screaming in background*


    LMAO! yahh... i was like "yah right.. shes not gonna do that!! PSHH!!" :P

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    brigmunst Female 30-39
    65 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 11:56 pm
    so basically anything thats hard or has some kind of edge can be used to open a beer ... wow, her dentist must be proud ... he`s probably thinking he`s going to buy a new sports car now
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    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 11:59 pm
    Now I have to have another beer cuz I wanna try the paper one
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    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 12:08 am
    It didnt work. I am bleeding. But at least I have beer.
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    miriamc Female 18-29
    153 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 6:23 am
    I`m with homebrew, as long as you`re a smoker it`s really convenient to use a lighter, and pretty easy.
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    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 10:45 am
    my dad chipped a tooth opening beer with his mouth, but he could open them with his eyelid...almost went blind...
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    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 2:54 pm
    That was only 3 ways but with different objects
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    looneyman12 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    of course the video was german they do love their beer (oder Bier)
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    October 13, 2006 at 11:17 am
    wow. that was boring. those guys are soo cool. not.

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