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Date: 09/29/06 02:20 AM

53 Responses to White Men Should Not Dance

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 10:21 pm
    Link: White Men Should Not Dance - With plenty of examples from Sportscenter.
  2. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 2:35 am
    ... but these people dance like dorks.
  3. Profile photo of stereotypic
    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 2:45 am
    You don`t have to convince me, it`s why I don`t dance.
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    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 3:04 am
    White people shouldn`t dance when their not high.
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
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    September 29, 2006 at 3:22 am
    ginkakuji, you`re an idiot. The admins delete them or they might be filtered. So SUCK a donkey`s BALLZ. Yes white guys are pretty dorky, but there are plenty of every race that shouldn`t dance.
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    Antlives Male 18-29
    28 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 3:33 am
    This is totally racialist! Ohmigod!
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 4:15 am
    I love Sportscenter.
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    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 4:56 am
    hilarious!
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    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 5:30 am
    that guy at the end REALLY couldn`t dance.. the others were just bad but he was something else!

    Although they were all old though so they have an excuse!

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    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 9:21 am
    Can anyone find a black person who can`t dance?
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    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 10:19 am
    the only white men that can dance are the gay ones.

    ...like Kevin Federline.

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    willie-boy Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 11:36 am
    Finally you whiteys admit you can`t do everything. Sho`nuff!
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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    this isn`t racsist :S
    and ginkakuji your first posts get deleated coz you keep saying stupid things like FIRST!
    anyways this is funny coz its true :)
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    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    As a white person I find this offensive. Imagine if they said "Black-men-are-all-stupid." They would probably be ARRESTED for that. For all we know a black person could have written that for him to say.
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    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 12:30 pm
    fu*king hell I couldn`t post that until I put those hyphons in.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    well, if white men arent supposed to dance then black people shouldnt talk, if you want to pull the "if you cant do it well, dont do it at all."

    and its black people like willie-boy that makes everyone think badly of the black race (yes, black not african american UNLESS you can tell me what country you are decendent from because i can tell you im irish/scottish/german but i am considered white). sho`nuff is what exactly? do you mean sure enough?

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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    Yup, it`s mildly offensive but true for the most part. I NEVER dance to a fast song, and when I must dance to a slow one I do the old grope-and-shuffle. LOL!
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    poor ginkakuji, they did the same thing to me!!

    this was funny, =)

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    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    I reckon they only can`t dance becuase they are too happy to think about what to do
  20. Profile photo of boolooboo
    boolooboo Male 13-17
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    September 29, 2006 at 1:48 pm
    that was hilarious but i dont like critics so everyone should just shut the **** up
  21. Profile photo of Andyl
    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    I`m white and I dance like a king. Honest.
  22. Profile photo of james838
    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 3:44 pm
    You are a f*cking idiot^^. You`re a critic yourself for saying "that was hilarious". You shut the "**** up."
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    PunkGirl_123 Female 13-17
    168 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 3:58 pm
    haha, funny. idiots
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    Lmaolmaolmaolmao!!
    So true! I loved the last one!
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    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    Whats up with the racist posts?

    Anyway, these people couldn`t dance, but a lot of people couldn`t dance. They should have put in a couple of black people dancing badly just to even things up.

    Color doesn`t really matter. Upraising does. White people can grow up in the hood and act just as black (or whatever the hell "black" really means) and dance just fine, and vice versus.

    End rant.

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    carnivia2 Female 13-17
    86 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 5:39 pm
    I`m white and I dance like... nevermind... :-P
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    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 6:02 pm
    wow i feel so white now...
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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    ok
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    SkateboardC Female 70 & Over
    1 post
    September 29, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    u guys take this too seriously
  30. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 7:07 pm
    That was kind of racist.
  31. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 7:21 pm
    It`s true. Lol.
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    ssarrrrahh Female 18-29
    11 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 8:59 pm
    Something as simple as this starts a whole racial blowup. Its meant to be funny. Just go with that
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    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 10:17 pm
    I smell INTERNET COMMENT FIGHT!!!

    WOOT WOOT!!!

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    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 12:19 am
    lawl i dont dance for a reason
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 12:36 am
    I don`t dance. There`s a reason for it... I`m white.
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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 7:23 am
    I don`t dance, and its because of these guys that will take anyone having fun and put it on the tube for people to laugh at :(
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 8:21 am
    correction....white *tools should not dance.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 8:25 am
    and il add, i dance like michael jackson......HE HE! (whilst grabbing my crotch.)
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 9:27 am
    funny segment, for sure, and I enjoyed it. But, as many people have pointed out, it would be very bad for them to show, for example, black quarterbacks throwing interceptions and say something like "black guys should never QB!" even though they could find plenty of video to "prove" that point. Just like they found plenty of video of white guys with no rhythm. So, is it racist? Well, it meets the definition. Was it funny? Well, to me, yeah. :-)
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    kingpoopoo Female 13-17
    231 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 10:46 am
    holy shît
    Thats embaresing
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    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    those are some nice moves
    *sarcasm*
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 4:53 pm
    its not that hes white....its that their old
  43. Profile photo of Damn_ur_ugly
    Damn_ur_ugly Male 13-17
    60 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 8:55 pm
    silly white people
  44. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 9:18 pm
    White men shouldn`t attempt to dance to primitive BEATS. It confuses him, by leading him to attempt imitation of a form of dance he left long ago in his primitive stages of development. His pedigree is accustomed to ballroom dances and civilized activity as such... except the mosh pit. I`d like to see a break-dance freestyler try to hang in there... he`d get broken alright, but about the dancing, I`m not quite sure!
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 9:24 pm
    What`s funny is, most of the time when white men dance this way, they`re mocking the dance itself by doing it in such a ridiculous way. I don`t really see and difference in the way the black at the then of the second example dances as compared to the rest; he still seems like he`s going through convulsions! Just like that South Park episode on the "Crips..." Yeah, Jimmy certainly could tell by their walk that he was in the right place! Crips for life, "TIMMY!!!"
  46. Profile photo of Bekka-Babe
    Bekka-Babe Female 13-17
    177 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 7:23 am
    Lol. Funny. Its a joke, i mean, im black, but if it said, why black people couldn`t dance, i wouldn`t be offended either way.
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    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 5:07 pm
    That was f*cking ANTI-WHITE RACIST!!! Also, I think that N*GGERS should be shipped back to africa on a leaky boat.

    But seriously, if we aren`t allowed to mock black people then they shouldnt be allowed to mock us.

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    spencergt Male 13-17
    10 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 11:09 pm
    ^That was the least funny joke I`ve ever heard... You call them raicist? Im white and i found this funny. If you find this raicist, lighten up.
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    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 6:45 am
    I didnt find it racist, you`d have to be a right stiff if you did! Besides, aren`t white people allowed to be mocked once in a while.. black people have dealt with racism for 200 years, and i mean REAL racism, not any of this dont-mock-me-just-because-i-cant-dance-bull!
  50. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 6:37 pm
    I CAN DANCE THE MACARENA...
  51. Profile photo of boredchick19
    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    October 5, 2006 at 8:07 pm
    HAHA!!! that guy at the ends mi favorite! :D
  52. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    Christ... the white race is not doing much to improve its image... Especially dancing
  53. Profile photo of mbor
    mbor Male 30-39
    269 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    That doesn`t offend me because I rarely dance. But I very often like to rock to a good tune. There`s a difference between dancing and "rocking." Dancing is showing everyone how good you are (or how you suck) at having fun with music. "Rocking" is having fun with music without caring what others think or say. ROCK ON!!!

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