When Will You Die?

Submitted by: bionicRod 11 years ago in Quizzes
http://www.fake-documents.com/wwid0.htm

Online psychic predicts the date of your death.
There are 179 comments:
Male 22
90 yrs :[
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Female 38
According to our calculations you will die at 8:02 pm on Monday, March 6th 2186.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 186 years old.

Which is in 64729 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...

of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

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Male 57
I will be aprox. 177 years old!

kewl, i get to be a REALLY old fart.. heh heh

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Female 80
7:25 pm on Wednesday, April 26th 2186.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 189 years old.

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Female 31
172
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Female 116
I`ll live til I`m 193. :D
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Female 3
192! =D
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Female 21
I`ll die when I am approximately 198...
I doubt it!
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Female 2
I`ll die when I`m 90.
Awesome.
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Female 106
190? Hahahaaa yeah right.
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Male 28
it says i`ll be 174. for some reason i find that hard to believe...
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Female 22
According to our calculations you will die at 7:25 pm on Monday, March 27th 2180.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 189 years old.

Which is in 63285 days time.
I ended up doing this quiz again and it gave me the same answer.

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Male 204
I"m gonna live to be 184, yay!
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Female 386
According to our calculations you will die at 7:39 pm on Thursday, October 30th 2177.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 185 years old.

Which is in 62420 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...

of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

Wow, 185...good enough for me : )

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Male 149
just some crap for them 2 make money
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Male 149
acording 2 the calculstions you will die at 7:35 2185 which u will be ?195? this is a con......
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Female 81
yay!
im going to live till im 198!
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Male 87
According to our calculations you will die at 7:23 pm on Wednesday, July 24th 2165.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 172 years old.

Which is in 57970 days time

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Female 153
According to our calculations you will die at 7:13 pm on Monday, January 2nd 2175.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 183 years old.

Which is in 61427 days time.

Ummm..Yay? I`d rather die a bit earlier..That would be creepy to see a 183-year-old waltzing around...UGH..XD

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Female 2
192!
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Female 7
According to our calculations you will die at 7:31 pm on Thursday, July 22nd 2190.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 199 years old.

Which is in 67109 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...
of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

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Female 318
According to our calculations you will die at 7:23 pm on Sunday, July 18th 2184.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 194 years old.

Which is in 64923 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...

of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

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Female 144
that freaked me out way too much lol , i pushed the computer away and i didnt look and it said " your not looking try again! and i was liike aaah! haha im such a sissy
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Female 25
that was dumb so stupid and it wouln`t even tell me when I would die.
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Female 119
you all should try this go to www.deathclock.com and it will tell a real number when you are going to die
here it said 166 there is said 62 on Wednesday, February 21, 2052
Seconds left to live...
1,431,409,196
a lot easy to do it there then here
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Female 25
I wonder if my age means that I will become some other form of being. Like a vamp or something. Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe I will find the fountain of youth. I still can`t believe that I got 190.
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Female 266
According to our calculations you will die at 7:24 pm on Friday, October 7th 2191.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 198 years old.

Which is in 67568 days time.


Well then . . .

Oh and I was going into paranoia during the look into my eyes thing. every second I`m like "Here comes the pop-up of michel jackson . . . and a little boy screaming. Oooohhhh man, ohhhh man, it`s coming . . ."

But eventually I put my hands on the sides of my computer, which didn`t work too well, considering my computer is a couple feet into my computer desk, so I had to lean in really far. I ended up landing face down in my ramen and chicken =(

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Male 116
According to our calculations you will die at 7:23 pm on Tuesday, February 8th 2174.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 183 years old.

Which is in 61120 days time.

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

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Male 1
According to our calculations you will die at 7:29 pm on Sunday, December 21st 2166.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 177 years old.

Which is in 58514 days time.


The stress of being trapped in an elevator has taken 5 years off your life. Try to avoid this situation in future.

Umm...Whoopeee?

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Female 5
According to our calculations you will die at 7:29 pm on Tuesday, August 30th 2174.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 181 years old.

Which is in 61324 days time.


WOOOOOW

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Female 1
i was scared it was a screamer the whole time... oh god, when her eyes popped up. the horror... the horror! lol
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Male 28
According to our calculations you should have died at 7:19 pm on Wednesday, December 6th 1961.

Your age at the time of death would have been -9 years old.

Which was 16374 days ago.

So what went wrong? Did you forget to show up? Have something more important to do?

Really, if you can`t even make it to your own demise - what hope is there for you?

And no I don`t what to hear any cracks about being Late for your own funeral!

It`s obvious to me that you did not answer the questionnaire truthfully.
You`d better go back and do it again.:-/

Tried friends info.....him dead too...I see dead people!!

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Male 28
According to our calculations you should have died at 7:38 pm on Monday, December 25th 1961.

Your age at the time of death would have been -9 years old.

Which was 16355 days ago.

So what went wrong? Did you forget to show up? Have something more important to do?

Really, if you can`t even make it to your own demise - what hope is there for you?

And no I don`t what to hear any cracks about being Late for your own funeral!

It`s obvious to me that you did not answer the questionnaire truthfully.
You`d better go back and do it again.:-/

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Female 25
According to our calculations you will die at 8:16 pm on Friday, December 31st 2179.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 190 years old.

Which is in 63274 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...

of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

Yes!!!!!!! :-D I will live a very long life. Not. These thing are never right. I really don`t think I`ll live to see 50. I am too accident prone. Oh well.

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Male 239
179... lol the other test said 88 years. this one should have more questions for accuracy.
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Female 408
Older than you all.
Note the url. Fake-documents.com
Ahaha.
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Female 408
According to our calculations you will die at 8:27 pm on Wednesday, January 3rd 2187.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 195 years old.

Which is in 65836 days time.

The stress of being trapped in an elevator has taken 5 years off your life. Try to avoid this situation in future.

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.


Are you SURE you`re not a star trek geek who watches reruns? It`s very funny. And fake.

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Male 141
HAHA....FAKE!!!

According to our calculations you will die at 7:31 pm on Thursday, October 15th 2167.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 175 years old.

Which is in 58817 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...
of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.


That was kinda creepy...but SUPER FAKE!!!

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Male 38
"According to our calculations you will die at 8:27 pm on Tuesday, October 14th 2183.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 190 years old.

Which is in 64661 days time.

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents."

Riiiiigt.

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Male 194
Your age at the time of death will be approximately 177 years old.
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Female 1,492
According to our calculations you will die at 9:38 pm on Sunday, April 10th 2072.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 88 years old.

Which is in 23933 days time.


My great grandfather passed away like a week before his 104th birthday. I doubt that I`ll be that young when I die. I have longevity in my genes

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Female 66
According to our calculations you will die at 7:38 pm on Sunday, August 4th 2171.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 180 years old.

Which is in 60207 days time.


Dude, when it said to put your hands on the screen and stare into her eyes, i expcted to be scared out of my wits, but i didnt, but the screen warbled and her eyes turned blue, i didnt expect that. I want to die before i reach frikking 180 years old!

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Male 1,014
Sweet. 140+ posts on one of my suggestions. Eat it, Sean!
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Female 70
it said i`ll live to be 200
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Male 498
According to our calculations you will die at 8:13 pm on Tuesday, October 11th 2168.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 172 years old.

Which is in 59180 days time.


yay!!!

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Male 64
According to our calculations you will die at 8:31 pm on Wednesday, July 13th 2061.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 76 years old.

Which is in 20009 days time.

I just ignored her request both times: I also had the sound off in case it was a suicide.
There seems to be a lot of people who actually believe in astrology. -_-`

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Female 449
yay im gonna be the oldest person ever!!1
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Female 449
According to our calculations you will die at 7:09 pm on Saturday, October 13th 2170.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 179 years old.

Which is in 59912 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...

of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

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Male 731
btw for the peopl who believed this, it is a fake
just like instanthitman
its called fake documents xD
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Male 731
ha! im going to die on my 168th :P
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Male 731
i thought the stare into my eyes part whas a screamer xD
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Female 178
According to our calculations you will die at 7:17 pm on Wednesday, January 10th 2074.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 86 years old.

Which is in 24573 days time.

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Female 22
According to our calculations you will die at 9:30 pm on Tuesday, August 23rd 2067.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 84 years old.

Which is in 22241 days time.

wow, i have alot longer to go *sigh* damn

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Male 27
im livin till im 174 i may have to kill myself by then
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Female 35
heehee it scared me when i never put my hands on the screen adn she asked me to repeat it but actually put my hands on the screen o.0
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Female 576
hmmmm
this is interestingly..not true
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Male 556
guyz is this a sabatoge...?
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Male 1,725
WHOOP IMMA LIVE TO BE 177!!!
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Male 28
I am going to be 178...Yahhh
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Female 663
According to our calculations you will die at 7:34 pm on Saturday, February 25th 2073.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 86 years old.

Which is in 24255 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...
of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102


Rather lame.

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Female 71
Your age at the time of death will be approximately 183 years old.

sure

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Female 166
I`ll apparently be 196 when I die.

Likely.

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Female 401
80
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Female 62
Nov. 8th, 2008. Ill be 24. If I wasnt a pessimist before....
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Female 797
Darn it doesn`t work.
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Female 797
Does it have a screamer? I`m too afraid.
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Female 49
According to our calculations you will die at 11:11 pm on Tuesday, August 13th 2176.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 187 years old.

Which is in 62044 days time.

The stress of being trapped in an elevator has taken 5 years off your life. Try to avoid this situation in future.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Early demise? As opposed to living to be 500, I guess.

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Female 879
Mine said I will die in 2007.....when Im 22, so in 136 days to be exact..great
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Female 33
According to our calculations you will die at 8:15 pm on Sunday, July 13th 2177.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 186 years old.

Which is in 62378 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...
of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

NOOO! I don`t want to live until I`m 186!!!
I`m starting smoking tomorrow :P

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Male 239
You now whats funny im already dead!Ha
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Female 95
According to our calculations you will die at 8:34 pm on Tuesday, March 10th 2172.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 181 years old.

Which is in 60427 days time.

yay! go me!! It made me laugh when the page started shaking.

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Female 1
Somehow I doubt I`ll live up to be 198 years old.

I wouldn`t mind if I did, though.

I kind of want to.

=).

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Female 26
I got dead at 192
Bloody hell.
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Female 679
According to our calculations you will die at 7:04 pm on Monday, December 16th 2176.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 181 years old.

Which is in 62169 days time.

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Female 199
it says i`ll live to be 191..how odd....
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Female 28
According to our calculations you will die at 8:05 pm on Thursday, November 8th 2187.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 193 years old.

Which is in 66148 days time.

The stress of being trapped in an elevator has taken 5 years off your life. Try to avoid this situation in future.

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

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Male 56
lol 182yrs and i think i wont get past 50 =P
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Female 131
I`ll be 190 when I die...wow peopel sure start living longer fast!
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Male 37
According to our calculations you will die at 7:28 pm on Friday, June 10th 2168.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 174 years old.

Which is in 59059 days time.

OH WHATEVER! that is just some serious bull****! lol I cant believe they expect anyone to believe that hahaha

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Female 1,120
dumb i can`t even get to the bottom of the page.
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Male 452
According to our calculations you will die at 8:17 pm on Thursday, March 8th 2170.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 178 years old.

Which is in 59695 days time.

ummmmmm...... wtf

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Female 73
ooo FAKEDOCUMENTS.COM I BELIEVE NOW
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Male 223
Alright I did both this and deathclock.
According to this one I`ll die March 10th 2033.
According to Deathclock I`ll die January 18th, 2081.

...I think I prefer Deathclock cos then I`ll be 95, but also hope to cross the 100-year milestone.

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Male 829
"fake-documents.com"
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Female 114
im gonna be a old bitch ¬_¬
lol
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Male 354
It`s not working! I can`t get past the questionnaire.
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Female 114
According to our calculations you will die at 9:34 pm on Saturday, July 31st 2173.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 180 years old.

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Male 68
According to our calculations you will die at 9:16 pm on Monday, March 22nd 2173.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 181 years old.

Which is in 60805 days time

schooled you guys

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Female 1,262
According to our calculations you will die at 7:28 pm on Thursday, May 4th 2180.
Your age at the time of death will be approximately 190 years old.
Which is in 63405 days time.
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Male 223
Thought it was a screamer as well XD
I almost freaked out when her eyes glowed, thinking "scheisse this gotta be a screamer!"

Anyways, sadly I`ll only be 47... that`s like 27 years from now. And one of the crappiest thing to know from that is I`ll die around ten in the morning! AAAAARRRGGGH!!! I`m sleeping then!
..anyone wanna trade with me?

I wrote down what it said and when I`ll die... I can already imagine the final week, I`ll go around doing things I haven`t done yet XD

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Female 280
i beat most of yall from what i can see......I will live to be 195
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Female 486
According to our calculations you will die at 7:18 pm on Thursday, March 5th 2172.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 183 years old.

Which is in 60423 days time.

Um, wow. Okay then. I was thinking I`d be dead about 100 years earlier than that, but sure.

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Male 1,083
I was really expecting a screamer when they ask to look into her eyes. But yeah apparently I`ll die at the old age of 74.
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Female 601
According to our calculations you will die at 7:26 pm on Saturday, October 23rd 2184.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 195 years old.

Woot.

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Female 65
According to our calculations you will die at 7:32 pm on Saturday, July 12th 2183.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 191 years old.

Which is in 64569 days time.


Weird. I eat too much salt so I thought I would die of a heart attack in my 50`s.

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Female 694
According to our calculations you will die at 7:28 pm on Friday, May 11th 2187.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 197 years old.

Which is in 65968 days time.

Wow.. I find that INCREDIBLY hard to believe because I have really bad health... Oh well... I love these things anyway lol It gave me false hope! YAY false hope!! XD

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Male 876
I will never die!!!! I didn`t even do the thing... I just know I will stay young forever... * Then they say my predictions of when I`m gonna die... did now...* I will die when I`m 96??? Screw that!!!!
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Male 651
This is all proof that the utility is making crap up. It`s impossible to predict the date of one`s own death.
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Female 1,596
According to our calculations you will die at 7:33 pm on Sunday, July 13th 2183.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 191 years old.

Which is in 64570 days time.

Ummmm wtf? I took a health and diet test and it said I was gonna live til` 93.

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Male 1,078
According to our calculations you will die at 8:22 pm on Tuesday, December 11th 2153.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 162 years old.

Which is in 53764 days time.

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Male 36
^Me neither.
Huh.
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Male 1,725
it dont work for me it just shows a black screen...
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Female 2,552
I did it. I`ll live to 183. Um, are they making a new calender?
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Female 2,220
According to our calculations you will die at 9:27 pm on Sunday, October 29th 2186.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 196 years old.

Which is in 65774 days time.

WELL.
I`M HAPPY NOW!

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Female 10
Jas7 i had to remove the frame and do it all again aand it worked for me. i couldn`t get the results first time too.
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Male 56
lol, sweet, ill live till im 190
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Female 14
i was expecting one too XD kinda scared to do it
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Female 582
According to our calculations you will die at 7:35 pm on Monday, April 22nd 2182.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 192 years old.

do i want to live that long??? nahhh

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Female 2,552
I rather not know.
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Female 3
According to our calculations you will die at 8:36 pm on Thursday, April 28th 2185.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 193 years old.

Which is in 65225 days time

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Female 106
dude.. thats gay.. the "death certificate" is 4.95.. and when u click the "Example" thingy and click on the Picture.. it says Fake-documents.com get yours for 5.95! WHAT A RIP OFF. :]
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Female 1,148
HeeHeeHee!! I will live to be 191!
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Female 148
i can even click on the link i`m too scared of her eyeeeesss.... and i also happen 2 have a fear of screamers....
xxxx
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Female 240
According to our calculations you will die at 7:06 pm on Monday, March 22nd 2173.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 183 years old.

Lovely.

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Female 1,426
lol jk i wish i would live that long. or do i...
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Female 1,426
According to our calculations you will die at 7:24 pm on Saturday, September 22nd 2187.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 195 years old.

Which is in 66102 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...
of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

I pwn!

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Male 374
According to our calculations you will die at 7:14 pm on Tuesday, September 3rd 2171.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 176 years old.

Which is in 60239 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...
of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

^i dont think so.

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Female 116
According to our calculations you will die at 7:30 pm on Monday, July 16th 2192.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 198 years old.

Which is in 67861 days time.

Oh Yah, I rock, uh huh, uh huh

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Male 374
i got scared and thought it was a screamer. ha.
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Female 351
198 apparently.
i think i`ll die a lot before that thankyou miss glowy-blue-eyes.
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Male 1,085
Huh, I will live till I`m 188. WHAT THE? ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!
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Male 361
According to our calculations you will die at 9:26 pm on Wednesday, July 8th 2167.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 174 years old.

Which is in 58721 days time.

wow i am amazed

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Female 609
im gonna live till im 188..... ooooook O.o heh i`ll out live my brother :P
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Female 857
According to our calculations you will die at 9:12 pm on Saturday, January 25th 2183.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 191 years old.

Which is in 64401 days time.

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Female 17
i cant get past the questionaire with the do you think this page is 2 gloomy.
Am i bein rele stupid?? PLz help sum1
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Male 138
According to our calculations you will die at 8:34 pm on Sunday, October 2nd 2163.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 172 years old.

Which is in 57346 days time.

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Male 38
At first i thought it might be a screamer
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Female 666
my results Saturday October 1 2039
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Male 38
I think this is wrong

According to our calculations you will die at 10:11 pm on Friday, August 2nd 2176.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 185 years old.

Which is in 62034 days time.

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Male 54

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Male 724
Mert!

Deathclock.com says i`ll die at 74 ...

Hrmmm,
77
73
and now 74 :F

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Male 724
So i put my information again... this time *mostly* correct, and it says i`ll live to be 77.

Then i go back and say im a female, given that the little text bar in the "SEX" tag says females live longer...

And as a female i live to be 73 :F

Once again im glad to have a penis inbetween my legs.

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Male 503
According to our calculations you will die at 7:36 pm on Wednesday, December 12th 2164.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 174 years old.

Which is in 57783 days time.

Damn....I have a long time to wait......until I get to kick the grim reaper in the crotch...
That was a bit odd anyway....very strange....it also asked if I wasnt dead already....

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Male 104
According to our calculations you will die at 13:38 pm on Sunday, May 13th 2170.
Your age at the time of death will be approximately 181 years old.
Which is in 59761 days time.

wth

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Female 345
I`m going to be the oldest of all of you on here.
Oh hell.
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Female 345
According to our calculations you will die at 8:15 pm on Thursday, December 12th 2193.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 201 years old.

Which is in 68375 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...

of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.


Notice the address? It said "fake documents" in the address bar.
201 years old is just wrong.
Some palm reader said I had a long lifeline.
I don`t want to be that old!!!

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Female 471
HAHAH that was funny.
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Male 1,092
^^ I`ll just sit here and wait another 175 years
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Male 1,092
According to our calculations you will die at 7:13 pm on Friday, March 10th 2180.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 188 years old.

Which is in 63350 days time.

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

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Male 43
i kept getting a pop up saying `bill is that you`
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Male 724
According to our calculations you should have died at 17:18 pm on Tuesday, December 10th 1901.

Your age at the time of death would have been -86 years old.

Which was 38279 days ago.

So what went wrong? Did you forget to show up? Have something more important to do?

Really, if you can`t even make it to your own demise - what hope is there for you?

And no I don`t what to hear any cracks about being Late for your own funeral!

It`s obvious to me that you did not answer the questionnaire truthfully.
You`d better go back and do it again.

The stress of being trapped in an elevator has taken 5 years off your life. Try to avoid this situation in future.

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Male 222
According to our calculations you will die at 8:07 pm on Sunday, June 16th 2069.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 81 years old.

Which is in 22906 days time.

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Female 799
According to our calculations you will die at 11:09 pm on Thursday, July 22nd 2038.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 50 years old.

Which is in 11619 days time.

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Female 101
According to our calculations you will die at 8:08 pm on Thursday, August 6th 2178.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 186 years old.

Which is in 62768 days time.

I dont belive that. But how did she know i wasnt touching her face? but i do agree. deathclock is way better

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Male 5,094
Dumb. Kinda expecting sabotage the whole time too.
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Female 815
-___- I hope by the time im 189 they`ll have a cure for old age. But i`ll have probably killed myself by then. -whinges- I DONT WANNA BE OLD!!!
Lol at Rinjihalfelf btw xD
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Male 382
According to our calculations you will die at 11:32 pm on Sunday, August 23rd 2167.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 176 years old.

Which is in 58767 days time.

Simply Amazing.

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Male 160
I`m gunna be 181!
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Male 43
So I`ll live till I`m 180?
Now that`s good to know.
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Male 221
GHEY x2
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Female 85
192 YEARS OLD?!?!
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Female 335
They assumed you were american/british or whatever. Had the thing assumed we were in africa... then the results would have been a bit different :P
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Female 471
HAHAH that was funny.
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Female 501
i gona be 88 when i go!
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Male 163
Sorry for the immaturity, not too badly done in my opinion.
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Male 163
69 wehey!
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Female 873
According to our calculations you will die at 13:20 pm on Monday, June 23rd 2036.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 48 years old.
Which is in 10860 days time.

Only 30 years left to live apparently! oh well..

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Male 1,354
ghey
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Female 357
191 years old?!?!? O_O

I don`t want to live that long

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Male 316
According to our calculations you will die at 7:33 pm on Friday, April 25th 2160.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 170 years old.

Which is in 56091 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...

of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

There are a number of medical advances in the pipeline which means you can expect to live a lot longer than your parents.

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Female 395
`According to our calculations you will die at 12:31 pm on Monday, March 30th 2071.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 87 years old.

Which is in 23558 days time.`

At least I`ll get a final booze session on st patricks! I could be worse!

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Male 1,385
lame, deathclock.com has been around for ages but is so much better
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Male 1,407
I was expecting one of those sabotages.
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Female 1,972
The bad news.
According to our calculations you will die at 12:36 pm on Monday, November 12th 2007.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 35 years old.

Which is in 409 days time.

Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...

of course it`s safe
another one won`t kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102

Well, I guess I should start spending my 401k money now.

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Female 67
According to our calculations you should have died at 7:33 pm on Tuesday, March 2nd 286.

Your age at the time of death would have been 87 years old.

Which was 628428 days ago.

huh?

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Male 388
lol never... ccording to our calculations you will die at 7:19 pm on Tuesday, January 25th 2174.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 181 years old.

Which is in 61114 days time.

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Female 152
The only thing I put differently is that I don`t fly in plane or ride a bike (less than 4 wheels question) and for sex? it was "Yes, please" - trapped in female body
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Female 152
According to our calculations you should have died at 9:30 pm on Thursday, April 12th 1962.

Your age at the time of death would have been -17 years old. (I was born in 79)

Which was 16241 days ago.

So what went wrong? Did you forget to show up? Have something more important to do?

Really, if you can`t even make it to your own demise - what hope is there for you?

And no I don`t what to hear any cracks about being Late for your own funeral!

It`s obvious to me that you did not answer the questionnaire truthfully.
You`d better go back and do it again.

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Male 129
Different results everytime...
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Male 2,519
According to our calculations you will die at 7:37 pm on Sunday, March 23rd 2064.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 76 years old.

Yeah! I love fake documents.

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Female 1,382
I get to be almost 200! 186 long LOOONG years to go. Pfft.
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Female 284
I`ll live to 85. I was tempted to really put my hands on either side of the screen, but my roommate was in the room, and she probably thinks I`m weird enough already.
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Female 1,382
Stare into her eyes? *Gets ready for a screamer*
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Female 1
Call me cynical, but I don`t think I`ll live to 188...
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Female 1,984
HA! I did my sister`s... she`ll die when she`s 69. I`ll outlive her!
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Male 24
HAHAHA. Said i will die when im 178! =D
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Female 1,172
I got 59. Meh, I think I`ll probably die before that.
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Female 1,984
"According to our calculations you will die at 7:36 pm on Saturday, July 14th 2068.
Your age at the time of death will be approximately 81 years old.
Which is in 22569 days time."

81? I doubt it. A lot of my elders have gotten past 81.
I bet it`ll say something different if I do it again.

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Male 1,014
Link: When Will You Die? [Rate Link] - Online psychic predicts the date of your death.
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