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Date: 09/30/06 02:09 AM

63 Responses to Unfortunate Headline

  1. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 10:37 pm
    Link: Unfortunate Headline - You think the science guy who wrote the article thought the headline was a little funny?
  2. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 11:13 pm
    No, I think he was a nerdy science guy who would never have thought of the double meaning.
  3. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    728 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 2:13 am
    lol
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    alknick Female 18-29
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    September 30, 2006 at 2:15 am
    OMG HE SAID URANUS! GET IT? LIKE `YOUR ANUS`!
  5. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 3:19 am
    I`m sick of the retarded "Uranus" jokes. It wasn`t funny the first time.
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 3:44 am
    I think this may qualify as the worst link on IAB ever.
  7. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
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    September 30, 2006 at 3:45 am
    ditto. it`s just how a person perceives/takes it.

    blah.

  8. Profile photo of SporkUser
    SporkUser Male 40-49
    32 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 4:08 am
    It`s actually pronounced "yer an us"
  9. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 4:39 am
    ahahahahahaahahahahahaah
  10. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 6:25 am
    I`m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

    What`s it called now?

    Urectum.

  11. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 7:25 am
    hmm^
  12. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 8:05 am
    STUPID
  13. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
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    September 30, 2006 at 8:24 am
    It`s not even pronounced youranus. It`s pronounced urinus.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    September 30, 2006 at 8:40 am
    ^^^Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

    You said "urine" !!!!!!!!!!

    Ha ha ha ha ha!

    ROTF

    LMAO

  15. Profile photo of MelEE34
    MelEE34 Female 13-17
    75 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 9:06 am
    DMDekoth, Futurama rocks. That`s the first thing I thought when I clicked on the link.
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 9:28 am
    same here urectom
  17. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2006 at 10:06 am
    It`s pronounced yoo-RAH-nis.
  18. Profile photo of dani_chick
    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 10:22 am
    Whatever it`s still funny, no matter how childish it is.
  19. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 10:46 am
    lol its fun to see ppl fighting over if this is funny or not lol
  20. Profile photo of jessy8292
    jessy8292 Female 13-17
    61 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 11:10 am
    I knew the title would be something immature like that.
  21. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 11:11 am
    It`s NOT pronounced "yoor-AY-nes" but "YOOR-uh-nes" you twits.

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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 11:18 am
    Immature bastards.
  23. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    September 30, 2006 at 11:35 am
    `It`s not even pronounced youranus. It`s pronounced urinus.`

    yer in us lawlz.

    yeah this link sucks. i enjoyed the comments better, excluding the one above me.

  24. Profile photo of oh_so_spiffy
    oh_so_spiffy Female 18-29
    39 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 11:41 am
    it`s pronounced different ways by different people.

    and many people pronounce "your" as "yer."

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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    Everyone I know pronounces it yer-ay-nus, and we don`t make fun of it.
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    nerb Female 18-29
    296 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    I dunno, even a childish little joke can be funny once in a while.

    Well, I laughed.

  27. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 1:19 pm
    THIS IS MY FAMOUS GAY ALERT!!!

    GAY!!!

  28. Profile photo of kraimer
    kraimer Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 1:27 pm
    not toofunny ppl
  29. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 2:35 pm
    someone is WAY easily amused...
  30. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    Heh, Ur-In-Us.
  31. Profile photo of SuperDT
    SuperDT Male 13-17
    6 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    People need to grow up >_>
  32. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 4:26 pm
    Ahaa.
  33. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    dude its so ghey no1 laughed at that joke for like 50 years
  34. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    for the first time i think this is really not funny
  35. Profile photo of Losetard
    Losetard Female 18-29
    112 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    *facepalm*
  36. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 8:11 pm
    Just like comic boy guy on the simpsons would have said

    Worst link ever!

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    fire_frog Male 18-29
    228 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    Its funny cause its true
  38. Profile photo of mariel333999
    mariel333999 Female 13-17
    131 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 10:34 pm
    uranus jokes went out in the 3rd grade
  39. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 11:55 pm
    hardee har har
  40. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 3:47 am
    lame
  41. Profile photo of ginkakuji
    ginkakuji Male 18-29
    129 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 4:22 am
    Uhh I don`t get it Xelous....
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    pinkpenguin1 Female 13-17
    84 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 5:29 am
    it`s only stupid americans who pronounce it `urinus` if you look, it has an `a`! duh, you don`t pronounce `ran` like `rin`. point proven.
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    haunt Female 13-17
    147 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 5:46 am
    The only Uranus jokes which are funny, are the ones used in a retort >.>
  44. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 5:47 am
    oh, how incredibly witty! how original! i am in awe of the comedian who came up with such a hilarious joke! the guy who came up with it should be promoted to Supreme Jester of the Universe!

    *Sarcasm*

  45. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 10:10 am
    THIS AS FUNNY not
    i mean wtf hows it funny
    some ppl have dark spots on ther anus
  46. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 10:10 am
    heh
  47. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    How come links like this are posted, and the funny or interesting links I submit NEVER get posted? So frustrating. Does being bored mean you necessarily have to read or watch completely dumb things?
  48. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 3:37 pm
    lmao
  49. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    LMAO!!!
  50. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    Ok whatever, Ur-Anus, I need a life...
  51. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 1:30 am
    Wow, the maturity level is just through the roof. *sarcasm* Jokes like this were funny in second grade.
  52. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 6:03 am
    I thought the opening line was funnier..

    "A mysterious dark spot has appeared on the clouds of Uranus.."

  53. Profile photo of k8vz
    k8vz Female 18-29
    122 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 6:16 am
    For all those that think this is funny...do your parents know your using their computer, shouldn`t you be watching "The Wiggles" or something...go back to 1st grade...
  54. Profile photo of ShaggE
    ShaggE Male 18-29
    45 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 9:18 am
    "it`s only stupid americans who pronounce it `urinus` if you look, it has an `a`! duh, you don`t pronounce `ran` like `rin`. point proven."
    Allow me to point out a flaw in your logic with one word. "Orange".

    As for the link, pure and utter 12-year-old level stupidity.

  55. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    stupid, not even funny. I never even heard the joke before but it was immature and quite unfunny. I wouldn`t have even got the joke if the second poster didnt point it out..
  56. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 3:37 am
    Link won`t work for me!! I see nothing!
  57. Profile photo of homsar42
    homsar42 Female 13-17
    144 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    That was dumb. It wasn`t even that bad. Gawsh.
  58. Profile photo of homsar42
    homsar42 Female 13-17
    144 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    I pronounce it yer-AY-nus, not urinus. So does everyone else I know.
  59. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    POTATO POTATO TOMATO TOMATO

    I PREFER TO ENUNCIATE IT EVERYTIME I SAY IT.

    YOUR ANUS HAHHAHAHHAH

  60. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 5, 2006 at 4:23 am
    Yaaaay Link works now! Whooooot!

    Anyway: "`...it could be a region of darker materials.` If it is dark material, it might have been dredged up from deeper in the atmosphere."
    Dark material from deep inside? Sounds accurate to me. ;-)

  61. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 1:06 am
    You know the planet was originally called `Herschel` after the guy that discovered it. i wen`t to school with his great-great-whatever grandson. some genius decided to change the name to fit in with the Roman gods theme.
  62. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 10:02 pm
    ^Herschel has a spot on his anus because of the dark material from deep inside.
  63. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    OMGROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!LOLZZZZZZZ!!!!

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