Unfortunate Headline

Submitted by: xelous 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.newscientistspace.com/article/dn10181-first-dark-spot-discovered-on-uranus.html

You think the science guy who wrote the article thought the headline was a little funny?
There are 63 comments:
Female 251
OMGROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!LOLZZZZZZZ!!!!
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Male 2,513
^Herschel has a spot on his anus because of the dark material from deep inside.
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Female 297
You know the planet was originally called `Herschel` after the guy that discovered it. i wen`t to school with his great-great-whatever grandson. some genius decided to change the name to fit in with the Roman gods theme.
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Male 4,246
Yaaaay Link works now! Whooooot!

Anyway: "`...it could be a region of darker materials.` If it is dark material, it might have been dredged up from deeper in the atmosphere."
Dark material from deep inside? Sounds accurate to me. ;-)

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Male 2,781
POTATO POTATO TOMATO TOMATO

I PREFER TO ENUNCIATE IT EVERYTIME I SAY IT.

YOUR ANUS HAHHAHAHHAH

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Female 144
I pronounce it yer-AY-nus, not urinus. So does everyone else I know.
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Female 144
That was dumb. It wasn`t even that bad. Gawsh.
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Male 4,246
Link won`t work for me!! I see nothing!
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Female 407
stupid, not even funny. I never even heard the joke before but it was immature and quite unfunny. I wouldn`t have even got the joke if the second poster didnt point it out..
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Male 45
"it`s only stupid americans who pronounce it `urinus` if you look, it has an `a`! duh, you don`t pronounce `ran` like `rin`. point proven."
Allow me to point out a flaw in your logic with one word. "Orange".

As for the link, pure and utter 12-year-old level stupidity.

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Female 122
For all those that think this is funny...do your parents know your using their computer, shouldn`t you be watching "The Wiggles" or something...go back to 1st grade...
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Female 339
I thought the opening line was funnier..

"A mysterious dark spot has appeared on the clouds of Uranus.."

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Female 600
Wow, the maturity level is just through the roof. *sarcasm* Jokes like this were funny in second grade.
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Male 602
Ok whatever, Ur-Anus, I need a life...
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Female 1,492
LMAO!!!
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Female 670
lmao
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Female 215
How come links like this are posted, and the funny or interesting links I submit NEVER get posted? So frustrating. Does being bored mean you necessarily have to read or watch completely dumb things?
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Male 498
heh
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Male 498
THIS AS FUNNY not
i mean wtf hows it funny
some ppl have dark spots on ther anus
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Female 297
oh, how incredibly witty! how original! i am in awe of the comedian who came up with such a hilarious joke! the guy who came up with it should be promoted to Supreme Jester of the Universe!

*Sarcasm*

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Female 147
The only Uranus jokes which are funny, are the ones used in a retort >.>
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Female 84
it`s only stupid americans who pronounce it `urinus` if you look, it has an `a`! duh, you don`t pronounce `ran` like `rin`. point proven.
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Male 129
Uhh I don`t get it Xelous....
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Male 731
lame
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Female 447
hardee har har
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Female 131
uranus jokes went out in the 3rd grade
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Male 227
Its funny cause its true
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Male 561
Just like comic boy guy on the simpsons would have said

Worst link ever!

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Female 112
*facepalm*
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Female 411
for the first time i think this is really not funny
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Male 1,725
dude its so ghey no1 laughed at that joke for like 50 years
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Female 2,552
Ahaa.
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Male 6
People need to grow up >_>
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Male 602
Heh, Ur-In-Us.
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Female 648
someone is WAY easily amused...
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Male 143
not toofunny ppl
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Male 598
THIS IS MY FAMOUS GAY ALERT!!!

GAY!!!

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Female 296
I dunno, even a childish little joke can be funny once in a while.

Well, I laughed.

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Female 646
Everyone I know pronounces it yer-ay-nus, and we don`t make fun of it.
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Female 39
it`s pronounced different ways by different people.

and many people pronounce "your" as "yer."

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Male 1,217
`It`s not even pronounced youranus. It`s pronounced urinus.`

yer in us lawlz.

yeah this link sucks. i enjoyed the comments better, excluding the one above me.

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Female 797
Immature bastards.
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Female 1,984
It`s NOT pronounced "yoor-AY-nes" but "YOOR-uh-nes" you twits.

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Female 61
I knew the title would be something immature like that.
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Female 1,944
lol its fun to see ppl fighting over if this is funny or not lol
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Female 289
Whatever it`s still funny, no matter how childish it is.
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Male 3,014
It`s pronounced yoo-RAH-nis.
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Male 1,016
same here urectom
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Female 75
DMDekoth, Futurama rocks. That`s the first thing I thought when I clicked on the link.
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Male 2,372
^^^Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

You said "urine" !!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

ROTF

LMAO

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Female 1,596
It`s not even pronounced youranus. It`s pronounced urinus.
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Female 426
STUPID
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Male 2,057
hmm^
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Male 888
I`m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

What`s it called now?

Urectum.

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Female 430
ahahahahahaahahahahahaah
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Male 32
It`s actually pronounced "yer an us"
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Female 326
ditto. it`s just how a person perceives/takes it.

blah.

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Male 1,407
I think this may qualify as the worst link on IAB ever.
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Male 651
I`m sick of the retarded "Uranus" jokes. It wasn`t funny the first time.
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Female 284
OMG HE SAID URANUS! GET IT? LIKE `YOUR ANUS`!
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Male 724
lol
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Female 531
No, I think he was a nerdy science guy who would never have thought of the double meaning.
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Male 2,513
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