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i just cant believe its on the compiece of poo website FAQ`s
Someone smart enough to contact Compaq online should be able to know what "any key" means.
Customer walks into the building and finds a person behind the counter, facing the entrance. Everything is set up for service, and the customer asks, "Are you open?"
To which the only plausible response is, "No, I live here" but you have to grit your teeth and just say Yes.
Hardly. There`s idiots who actually ask these kinds of questions. This is why I`m never working in tech support.
I completely agree with karfoogle. If you`re gonna spend out a bloody lot of your wage on a piece of technology that you can`t even use then you`re a complete moron.
Additionally, whoever made the self-righteous comment about wah wah old people shouldn`t be expected to use computers and people in third world countries can`t. HELLO. People in third world countries can`t AFFORD computers. You`re an idiot.
It also scares me that someone who can`t work out what "any key" means is allowed to venture onto the internet to look it up. >.<
1.get a large blunt object2.strike it aginst your computer3.get a gun*4.put the barrel** aginst your head5.pull trigger***
*make sure theres a bullet inside**you know,that thing that the bullet comes out of***that little part you have to pull to launch the bullet
- Even the one in the kitchen?
"Throughout this manual there are some terms with which you might be unfamiliar. Since your interaction in the game is accomplished by using your mouse, you should be fluent with some mouse-specific expressions. The phrases "click" or "left-click" refer to quickly pressing and releasing the button on the top, left side of your mouse. The phrase "right-click" refer to quickly pressing and releasing the button on the top, right side of your mouse."
Have you ever set foot outside your house? There`s stupid people all over the place.
But they need more than one.
It all depends on how well people have kept up with technology. Some people just don`t understand things we take for granted. When we`re elderly, some of us won`t be able to understand the technology young people are masters of.
# Customer: "I can`t seem to connect to the Internet."# Tech Support: "Ah, right. What operating system are you running?"# Customer: "Netscape."# Tech Support: "No, what version of Windows are you using?"# Customer: "Uhhh...Hewlett Packard?"# Tech Support: "No, Right click on `My Computer,` and select properties on the menu."# Customer: "Your computer? It`s my computer!"# Tech Support: "No sir, I mean the little picture called `My Computer` on your desktop."# Customer: "I don`t see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen."# Tech Support: "Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu."# Customer: "Right click?"# Tech Support: "Just a moment, sir." (mutes phone) "AAAAAAAARGH."
The bottom of the page will link you to three computer user humor sites.
Triindiglo, shut the hell up and GTFO.
pretty damn funny.