Talking Cats

Submitted by: Nezaru 11 years ago in Entertainment

Hey, why can"t my cat do that?
There are 101 comments:
Female 7
the last one sounds like Slowpoke Rodriguez ^_^
and the one that says "mama" is one of the cutest things I have EVER heard
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Female 251
i loved the last 1 lolololol
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Female 1,297
awesome. my cat cant do anything cept shed. all over my clothes
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Male 629
ROFLZors
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Female 49
they can talk, belive me, my cat talks
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Female 57
the mama 1 was sooooo cute
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Male 71
my cat said my name B4 it pucked
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Male 80
hahahaha...

awwwwwwweeeeeeee.... *death*
so cute... haha...
if i had a cat... it`d speak fairly good english..

and burst into flames...

=^.^=

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Female 15
Who cares if this is a repost?
It`s still funny as hell.

I LOVE the cat at the very end.
"WHYYYY I eyes ya....." lol

There`s also a clip of [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZCYaw5tGYAs]talking dogs[/url] that is HILARIOUS.

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Female 13
my cats talk...they`re crazy siamese.
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Male 400
i think the last wanted to said
long john silver...
i think it wants the fish
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Female 5
Hey does anyone know if I have to email a video to get it on here? I could not find a submit link to put my cat saying Hello on it.
Live Cat Webcam
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Female 5
My cat is now talking from seeing this video. I have clips of her on my main page even. She says Dada, Hello, Hi, Mama and she is now even working on saying I Love You. When the I Love You is perfected by her and caught that too will be with the rest.

It was shocking at first but now she talks every night to wake me early in the am for playing and food.
Here is my cat talking on Videos.:->

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Female 101
My cat can do the "mama" thing. We saw that video years ago and taught him to do that.
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Male 404
haha, long johnson, all the live long day
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Female 21
if only my imaginary cat cld tlk hmmm? thats got me thinkin now....!?
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Female 1
they were all real apart from the second one, that was a babies voice
B-|
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Female 243
Hilarious!
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Female 943
is that possible?!?
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Male 361
that was cool cats are awsome
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Female 198
Buddy has a cat???
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Female 395
the last bit cant be real- how ever I`m going to try and train my cant to do the `mama` one. It can`t be that hard!
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Male 177
its don vito cat...except without the molestation thing.........though that was the only way he could get any
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Female 294
I never want to hear a cat talk about a long Johnson ever again.
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Male 1,808
the repostzerers.
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Female 1,463
aww so cute
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Male 731
cute x] the last cat made me laugh :D
but still

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Female 55
loved it, "why I eyes ya" was a cracker.
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Male 1,465
The last one was kind of creepy.
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Male 272
freaky.
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Female 447
That last cat....I think if you play what he says backwards, he says to worship satan.

...and to get more catnip.

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Male 67
My cat talks all the time! He`s always like, "Hey, dork, get me a beer."

I hate him.

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Female 61
Actually, the last cat is either really scared or ready to fight because they only make that yowling sound when they want to sound threatening. Also, since its slouching and its ears are down like that its probably threatened, so it might mean some non-nice individual owner is abusing his cat so it can do tricks and we can all think its funny/cute.
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Male 223
that last one was like a demon cat...hilarious, yet creepy
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Male 97
Hey!!!
I suggested this!
Why does HE get credit!?
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Male 1,866
made me smile.
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Female 357
They werent fake. Well I`m not so sure about the last one. But the other two are easy to train your cat to do that. Too many people who fail on pet star has those as their `tricks`
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Female 49
I swear I heard a cat say "Chowder" the other day

The owner of the cat in the last one should stop putting their cat on the spin cycle when they wash him.

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Female 1,944
the mama one was adorable! thats the only one i liked tho
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Female 1,697
cool repost
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Male 280
THIS IS SO OLD
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Female 20
it`s real people! i saw it on america`s funniest home videos before.....and yes, cats CAN make weird sounds... :-D
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Male 2,486
They`re not fake.. Have you ever owned a cat?
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Male 693
Arrrgh! Is today pirate day? ARRGH! :-D
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Female 65
I`ve seen stuff like this before, but that last one was hilarious!
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Male 889
This lesbian crap doesn`t cure my boredom.

FAIL.

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Female 857
OLLDDDD :]
I`ve watched it like 20 million times, I swear.
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Male 141
they aren`t really talking, they are just making human like sounds. Many cats probabally make sounds but these are cats who make sounds that are like human sounds ot human language.
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Female 411
OMG i`ve been telling my friend about this and she hasn`t believed me and i finally have the proof that there REALLY ARE talking cats. ha i feel so satisfied
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Female 878
Satan has possesed those cats!
QUICK!
To the hold-mobile!
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Female 2,552
I used to have a cat that could talk. We`d havae deep, intence conversations.
Just kidding 8-)
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Female 152
The last one was so scary. Holy poo...
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Female 71
I thought the mama one was good.. The oh long johnson one sounded so much likea person, it was scary
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Male 272
"oh long johnson"
What now? LOL.
Meh. I hate cats.
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Female 107
I once heard my grandma`s cat say something like `hubba hubba` or whatever, when it meows it doesn`t sounds like any other cat I`v heard. It sounds like that dead woman from the grudge.

yar!

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Male 2,513
Stupid
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Female 3,696
my cat used to sound like a latina. X3 silly Mister..He would make this noise like when you roll your r`s and then go all high at the end with an eow from a meow. rrrreow!
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Male 143
arr. that be a repost. (IT`S TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!)
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Male 503
Seen it already...but its still good to see again.
Also, I think we know that its a repost...do dont bother pointing it out....again
( The link to the repost: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm... )
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Male 632
Possessed cats
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Female 68
hahaha. . .i know this is a repost, but it is definitely worth it! Flippin hilarious and i don`t think it is dubbed or anything. :)
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Female 86
last one made me lol. as always.
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Female 999
why does that cat want a "long Johnson"?
i make that face too when i dont get any in a while.
...yar
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Male 518
The last one was the best and it sounded like Salad Fingrs
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Female 408
`Miaowmiow- mewmew- mama`
My cats, before they died, said the `mewmew` sounding like `mama` thing.
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Female 583
the first two were my favourite and the last one was just weird.my cat cant even meow properly.it comes out all raspy and scary...
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Female 100
All these were real except the first one which might have been staged. Any cat could probably be taught to say "Mama" like the one did - not that that makes it any less adorable. It`s just that training a cat takes a lot of patience and hard work - they are more distractable than dogs so training them is a little trickier. The "loveya-loveya-loveya" cat was just doing his natural response to pleasure at being rubbed; some of them do that. The last guy was just growling and it happened to sound kinda like words.

Still, they`re all adorable!

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Female 3,001
lol cute but repost as many have said before
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Female 172
i had a cat that used to say hello just like the first cat in the clip. seriously.
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Male 1,478
I don`t care if it`s reposted, i saw the origonal and it`s AWESOME!!! moo.
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Female 289
My cat doesn`t meow, just purrs.
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Male 498
lol scary

DOGS ARE BETTER

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Female 449
i try and get my cat to talk but he never does :-(
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Female 471
Awww mamma...that was sweet. I love animals :-)
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Male 4,431
My cat honestly sounds like that right before he pukes up a hairball. Seriously. Which, sadly, is way more often than I care for.
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Female 17
I used to have a cat that said "mama". Her name was Mama too, so it was cute. Oh and it probably was real, cause I`ve seen a few cats that could do that.
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Female 815
x] Cuuute. But repostness.
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Male 2,057
the last one is quite apt: its TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!! AHARRR!!
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Male 870
Of course they were fake--whoever heard cats make sounds like that. Good job dubbing, though, but I found the video annoying instead of cute.
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Male 1,237
ROFL at the jibberish cat at the end...
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Female 873
Repost.. my neighbour has cats in the garden nxt door they all make noises mostly like Noo! and random sounds probally cos there outside..
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Female 1,398
i bet half of them were fake... just because i really dont think cats can talk..
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Female 130
WTF!?!? That`s so funny!
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Male 230
lol "oh long johnson" ... my friend found it funny....
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Male 2,720
Yeah, well MY cat edited my resume for me.
I haven`t had a job in four years. But thats beside the point.
Such a smart kitty! YESSSS YOU ARRRE!!
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Male 329
aww, it thinks its people.
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Male 105
how does a cat make those sounds?
i liked.
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Male 1,152
how cute
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Female 426
The last cat sounded possesed
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Male 65
i wonder if its fake or not :-/
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Female 139
thats really cool but the last one didnt sound real! it didnt even sound like a cat, but it was scary whatever it was! I like the one that says mama! SO cute!
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Male 316
Oh my dog
Oh long John
Oh long Johnson
All the live long day

Or wahtever the cat was saying was hilarious

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Female 297
aww, i haven`t seen it before, it was hilarious. dosn`t matter if its real or not.
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Female 82
Repost, but still funny.
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Female 2,144
I`d Like A Repost! ^
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Male 243
repost anyone?
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Female 1,972
I want me a talking cat...mine just eat sleep and shed.
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Male 1,354
The fist two were cool but the last one was just freaking out. Any cat can do that.
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Female 412
I wonder whether some of them are real
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Female 1,158
Repost. -sigh- How do they happen?
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Male 10,115
Link: Talking Cats [Rate Link] - Hey, why can`t my cat do that?
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