Sextop 2000

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
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Special laptop designed for perverts.
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Female 159
hilarious :D
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Female 43
so you`re encouraging them? O_O
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Female 204
omg its that liam guy from shoes!ahh i love him hes funny
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Female 13
Lol, hilarious.
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Male 1
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Their ad on this page even hightlights the software for men.

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Male 15
whats wif the lotion thingy ? i dont get it
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Female 193
ITS HIM AGAIN - from kelly`s shoes, and the muffins!
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Female 41
"Daddy, what`s asainbuttsluts.com?"
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Female 72
ooooooooooookkkkkkkkk lol woah
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Female 395
That man looked like a real perv!
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Male 1,079
.... .......
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Female 25
lmao..its perfect for guys that can`t get any AND have no life!

LOL

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Female 66
lol! That`s so funny. But really porn is bad (oh well what goods saying that going to do) hehehehe! It`s soooo funny!
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Male 42
Wow way to blow a joke video all out of proportion... I do agree with some of whats been said though...it`s funny depending on who you are. Personaly I like almost all kinds of humor (although some can get really disturbing) Also it bothers me how everyone always posts their personal issues with something like this. If you have a problem don`t watch it and please dont try to stop others outside your family from watching it just because you have a problem... Although me complaining about them complaining is kind of hypacritial (yeah i cant spell)is it not?.. It all comes down to this though and that`s, is it funny or not. I vote funny 9/10! As always: -- The Truth Is Out There --
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Male 91
hahahhahhahahahhahahahahaaaaaa
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Male 222
I think most American chief TV people (for want of a better phrase) have a low opinion of the American audience. Take `Lost` for example, when Hurley was throwing the food around where in reality they would be starving and carefully rationing it. This clip however I did find funny
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Male 2,216
mpd, I didnt say "British comedy is better", I just said that this is American Humour, and although some American Humour is superb, a lot of it (like this) is just blatant stupid sort of "dumb humour" like Date Movie etc. And its not being snobby to disagree, nor does it mean Im stuck up or dont have a good time, its called having an OPINION!
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Female 242
haha thats great...a fruit basket
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Female 511
mpd - I`d think there`s a difference between relaxing and enjoying yourself and insulting your own intelligence. Again, stupid jokes are amusing at times... but usually only in short bursts and even then there are SOME standards of decency. If you find them funny, good for you. It plays at your operating intelligence level. And congrats on finding something that works.

In the end it`s a difference of opinion. You find it funny, other people don`t. Like the Scary Movie franchise. Most people find it amusing. I find it idiotic at best and a damn insult at worst.

Porn still isn`t a funny topic though. Ever. Even when "relaxed" enough to enjoy stupid humor, porn isn`t funny. It`s too demeaning to the entire population to be funny. And too much of a problem to be funny.

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Male 78
Ok, this is funny. If you don`t agree, it means you`re just too damn snobby and you need to relax (this is mainly directed at those Brits who think their comedy is sooo much better). Just drop the superiority complex and enjoy yourselves once in a while.
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Male 528
Already did.
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Male 98
Wow... lol that was just funny :) Water proof and everything. Now we wait for some horny guy to come along and say I WANT ONE!
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Female 117
haha
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Female 491
I want a sextop... it would save me from getting my ass kicked by my mum. I don`t see what the big deal with porn is, if i saw my boyfriend looking at porn, I would watch it too!!
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Female 177
kph155- wel that was extreamelly nessicary :|

...arrr so many typos lmao

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Female 177
0AmY0- I so agree. That was very well put :)
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Male 227
Yes American humor is mostly composed of fart and sex jokes, lots of comedy is but i`ll tell you this their is very little funny brit humor in the world.
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Male 528
BigBonny is a dick!
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Female 408
Americans understand humor.
We Britishers understand humour.
They are different, okay? Anyway. I know someone will wants one...
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Female 695
omg shoes....
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Male 1,263
okayyy? XDD That was so f****kin funny XD
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Male 1,420
humor is an opinion. there is no humor better than another. British humor is too stuck up and American humor is really simple. oh well. get over it.
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Male 447
hahahahhhhahahaha omfg so funny
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Female 135
OMG OMG!!! it is the freaky muffin guy!! i didnt even recognize him!! akkkk
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Male 2,216
You see plenty of Americans talking about "British humor", it just is more subtle than what is seen as "American humour", which is usually brash and more slapstick and blatant. No Im not saying its all like that (as pointed out, yes we had Monty Python and Benny Hill etc... back in the 70s, but yes we had them if you want to drag them back up). I mean America does have some good comedians (including legends like Bill Hicks), but the style of this Sextop 2000 is the epitome of whats considered "American Humour" just as "Keeping up Appearances" might be considered extremely "British Humour".
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Female 145
Bahaha. I LOVE liam.
Shoess. Shoess.
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Male 110
British comedy is so high brow. I mean look at Mr. Bean, Montey Python, Benny Hill, and Charlie Drake? All high class AND sophisticated!

Now I will admit that there is a lot of "blatant" humor in America, and there is a lot of people who like it and find it amusing. There is also quite a lot of comics that have a variety of different comedic techniques.

Lumping all American comedians into one category based on what you see in on IAB (which mostly used by kids)is extremely close minded. It seems to be a common trend from you British blokes though.

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Female 471
I thought the clip was mildly funny, it made me smile. What was even funnier, was the people bitching about American comedy...what the hell? No wonder no one is happy in this world, everyone thinks they`re better than everyone else, and my country is better than yours bulls hit. F ucking settle down, relax, enjoy life a little and stop making every little thing so damn complicated! Cheers!
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Female 57
Herm... Not so funny.
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Male 162
lol
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Male 222
HAHAHA where can you buy one?
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Male 733
very useful, and hilarious...
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Female 1
Oh my god! wtf!
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Male 957
somebodys gotta make this
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Female 101
Lol, funny-ness.. yet strangely sick!

`Order now, we are running out of messengers!`

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Female 501
its kelly from shoes!! omgod shoes
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Female 123
Well Wiggles132, I am bored and laugh at porn humor. I also laugh at people falling down and guys getting hit in the nuts. That is why I am here.
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Female 52
LOLOL
lOLLOL
lol
I need that.
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Male 161
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Male 79
[quote]On 9/15/2006 9:49:21 PM tricia1342 wrote: So, some of you are bored enough visit this site, bored enough to watch an entire clip based on porn, high brow enough to loftily disapprove of this type of humor, and obnoxious enough to post a comment about how "above all this" you are. Turn off the computer and read a book.[/quote]
Why exactly are you here?
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Male 143
that was well thought out,lotion dispenser and everything
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Female 578
>.> lame
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Male 1,406
My favorite part was when the delivery guys killed themselves. Come on, how can you find that not funny?
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Female 447
genious!
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Male 2,519
2000 is so over.
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Female 1,944
heh heh heh
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Male 1,521
Stupid and absolutly disgusting!
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Female 943
wtf
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Female 123
So, some of you are bored enough visit this site, bored enough to watch an entire clip based on porn, high brow enough to loftily disapprove of this type of humor, and obnoxious enough to post a comment about how "above all this" you are.

Turn off the computer and read a book.

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Male 79
I WANT ONE!!!!!!
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Female 665
wwwwooooowwwwwww lol.
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Female 511
SassySweet - Yes, sometimes stupid humor is amusing and it definitely has its place. But most of today`s humor for Americans IS stupid humor. Take any "teenage" movie. What are they comprised of? Boobs, alcohol, drugs, and sex. Funny for all of... what, 5 minutes? Max? And they somehow make that an hour and a half feature?

I`ll take snarky witticism over "Hahaha! He farted!" any day of the week. And twice on Sundays.

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Female 1,262
`Our dedicated messagers will commit suicide!"


Oh funny.

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Female 66
i thought the ending was funny. "call now were running outa messangers fast."
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Female 208
Buffering 22%, 23%, 46%, 20%, 40%, 22%..... what?! i gave up
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Female 1,697
hahaha the mouse vibratr, the image of the guy made my blind for a few seconds
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Female 221
Umm, yes I enjoy sarcasm, wit, and cleverness, but sometimes you gotta laugh at the stupid things.
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Male 2,958
-Yo, B-
You must not know who Benny Hill was.
Otherwise you would`ve picked up on my abundant sarcasm.
Benny Hill was the most sophmoric, slapstick, stupid humor. Aaaaaand....(wait for it)... BRITISH!-

oh yeah? I knew he was a british comedian guy, but that`s it. The way all the europeans around here compare american comedy to theirs I figured all their comedians were ones you`d need a certain IQ to understand.

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Female 161
our dedicated messengers will then commit suicide lmao
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Female 4,447
Hooray for even more of the Liam show!
omg, shoes
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Female 220
LOL.

*hums the internet is for porn*

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Male 587
COME ON I JUST ATE!
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Male 1,385
""That wasnt funny, it was really blatant American humour and just genrally not funny."

you like comedey better hidden? ohh you sophisticate you..."

comedy (not comedey) is better when it`s not in your face, most american based comedy needs a flashing sign with applause on it, just like the ones you yanks see on tv

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Male 448
I need one.
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Female 116
rofl.
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Male 373
"That wasnt funny, it was really blatant American humour and just genrally not funny."

you like comedey better hidden? ohh you sophisticate you...

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Male 4,393
stupid
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Female 160
lmao that is so stupid but its funny
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Female 878
^ - ^
lol
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Male 3,014
Sick monkey, looking at porn when he has a wife and daughter.
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Male 51
i want one...
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Male 1,586
Yo, B-
You must not know who Benny Hill was.
Otherwise you would`ve picked up on my abundant sarcasm.
Benny Hill was the most sophmoric, slapstick, stupid humor. Aaaaaand....(wait for it)... BRITISH!
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Female 146
I want one.
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Male 561
Uhhh if you have a girlfriend and or wife why would you need porn and if you dont then who cares if you look at porn
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Male 2,958
I agree with bigbonny, overmann, and enohead because I want to look more mature than I actually am.
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Male 1,478
Holy sh*t that guys a perv. However, i do like the idea of the self destruct!
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Female 797
Haha that`s very funny.
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Male 598
WHERE CAN I GET 1 AGAIN???
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Male 1,725
lol that was so great

our dedicated messengers will then commit suicide

lol

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Female 106
"To fully ensure the privacy of your identity, our dedicated members will then commit suicide."

Lmaaaaao! DId not see that coming!!

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Female 269
haha lol the delivery guys commit suicide...
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Male 348
hehehe asianbuttslutts......
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Male 348
omg thhat part is real!!!! just click here
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Female 511
Overmann - definitely agreed. Americans can laugh at: boobs, sex jokes, porn, violence, and farting jokes. That`s about the extent of "comedy". And it only gets worse the younger the people are.

Whatever happened to intelligent jokes? Or satire in general? Using more than two brain cells to figure a joke out?

Know what`s pretty damn funny though? Terry Pratchett books. They`re pretty tongue-in-cheek.

But I`m probably the only person who doesn`t think porn is a funny topic at all. Also find it interesting that at one moment it`s a big business, yet the next it`s freedom of speech/expression. Buh? Can`t have it both ways. Big businesses aren`t really protected under the first amendment (business isn`t art or expression). And if porn isn`t a business, well, I can guarantee there will be a sore lack of porn stars if there`s no money in it.

Who wants to get cum in their eye if you`re not getting a hefty paycheck?

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Male 1
they stole the spreadsheet thing from snood cause in snood you can press y or something and a spreadsheet will come up
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Male 346
hahah great... liked the suicide n the self destruct lol
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Male 1,586
I agree with BigBonny and Overmann.
You know what`s funny AND sophisticated? Benny Hill, that`s who.
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Female 335
Great idea, but I think it can be excuted even better.

The muffin guy`s acting is just like the last video :(

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Male 2,605
I agree with BigBonny. American humor is too simplistic to be appreciated in my opinion.
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Female 81
beternal- i thought so too. this type of thing is probably on sale anyway
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Male 150
when i whack it, i wanna know someone died for it.
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Female 29
i want one.
atleast to see the messenger keel over and die
LOL!
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Male 4,431
Yeah, not the greatest, but worth a couple of minutes. Funny enough. :-)
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Female 29
lol it made me laff though his daughter looked older than him....
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Male 110
BigBonny said "That wasnt funny, it was really blatant American humour and just genrally not funny."

pull the stick out you limey wanker.

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Female 179
Oh wow
its that guy again :-|
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Male 2,057
hey, its that guy from the muffins spoof! lol
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Female 13
Hahahaha that`s funny,I really love it.
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Female 407
weird..but kinda funny
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Female 3,574
LOL ew! XD
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Female 799
Good idea lol.
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Male 376
1 800 - whack it priceless
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Female 873
Lol i thought it was funny, tht guy just has such comical face expressions! Shoes!
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Male 1,354
that was funnier than the muffins but that ain`t saying much
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Female 215
I found it funny but I thought that the woman was his mother not his wife.
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Male 99
They should make that for real. I`m sure it would sell well in places like Japan.
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Male 56
that was crap, i can tell by the pixels having seen some crap in my time
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Male 1,231
yeah it wasn`t exactly subtle but classic spoof advertising style none the less. `Press 3 times and it will self destruct` ha ha
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Female 231
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Male 2,216
That wasnt funny, it was really blatant American humour and just genrally not funny.
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Female 198
hehe, amusing ^^
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Male 904
Is that what it looks like on his hand when he gives the thumbs up after after she brings him lemonade? If he sits looking at porn in the middle of the day in the middle of his kitchen he deserves to get caught!
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Female 606
hilarious stuff!
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Female 546
That`s scary :-|
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Female 607
^^^ Ohh-kaaay....

Anyway, I thought it was funny, well thought out, blah bah blah

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Male 1,217
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

our dedicated messengers will then commit suicide

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Female 297
that`s the freaky muffin guy! eew
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Female 1,172
It`s the SHOES guy!!
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Male 2,586
Anyone else think he looks like a younger steve irwin?!
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Female 154
sick, but i watched it till the end.
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Female 18
oh....my....god...

there are no words to describe the funny.

"dad, what is asianbuttsluts.com?"

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Male 2,567
lawl
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Female 199
Ha ha. Maybe my brother will want one for Christmas?

I need to go remove that mental image now...

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Male 10,115
Link: Sextop 2000 [Rate Link] - Special laptop designed for perverts.
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