Republican Punk

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

It"s not easy out there for a conservative punk.
There are 64 comments:
Female 161
wow. what an oxymoron.
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Male 994
So to prove that he`s a punk he`s punking the punks? pretty stupied if you ask me. If you`re a conservative you shouldn`t even be punk in the first place!
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Female 87
runt514, I agree that everyone has their own opinion about things, but there is a wrong to some opinions. The opinions of most(not all) peta members are very wrong. Some Peta members killed thousands of animals, including dogs cats and ponies, that were living in a biodome(not an animal testing facility) in Arizona. They also kill and skin the foxes that they use in their anti fur ads. Some also wanted all the cows in the US to get hoof and mouth disease so they couldn`t be eaten, even though hoof and mouth would cause a more horrible and painful death than slaughter. So opinions can be wrong.
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Female 223
wake_n-bake, are you like, 13? Because I havn`t heard anyone say the word "preps" since middle school. And please, don`t misspell cool. It really is not cool.

A conservative punk is actually more punk than all of the other punks, because they are a minority. You`re not really being a non-conformist if you`re thinking like a large majority of your peers (liberal punks) so really, they ought to embrace his blatant non-conformity, because he`s actually out-punking them

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Male 663
punks=kewl

preps who think they`re punks=not kewl. and my school seems to be infested with them. PUNKS DON`T WEAR PINK POLOS AND CHECKERED SHIRTS!!!

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Male 5
dah!!!
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Female 370
"Thursday, September 14, 2006 3:12:13 PM
there are no such things as "punks" anymore and there is no such thing as anything being funny on comedy central anymore either..."

Wow, talk about having no sense of humor...

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Male 99
MMM, I never said that they were smart or right. I said that the majority knew what they are talking about. And I do agree with you, I am also a member of PETA. I realize that what I belive is opinion only. There is no right and wrong to opinions. And what I said was directed to someone who said that punks don`t know anything about politics... I was simply informing them that punk is one of the most political forms of music.
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Female 87
runt514, I agree that people make judgements about someone`s intelligence, and they`re usually wrong, but don`t make statments like, "When a entire schism of people ban together in order to have thier political views heard... I wouldent say that they are dumb" Just because alot of people stand up for something, doesn`t make them smart or right. Just look at peta, there a thousands of members but that doesn`t make them right.
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Male 99
Flingspoo... Most punks (worth thier salt) do not have skewed ideas of politics. In fact they (as I) do research and know that alot more goes on in the political world than what is presented by the media. Especially during conservative years (Reagan, Bush I and II). Just because punks have strange hair it does not mean that they know less than you about politics. If anything we know more. When a entire schism of people ban together in order to have thier political views heard... I wouldent say that they are dumb... I would say that they are strong enough to stand up for what they believe and most likely will know what they are talking about.
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Male 99
Wow, people are ignorant. To whom ever said that punks know nothing about politics? Try talking to a punk, they will school you. There is a reason they have an anti-government standpoint. Try me, trust me in a battle of whits you will be un-armed.
And anotherthing... Punk is not dead, punk is just as alive as ever. You just wont hear it at Fat wreck chords or MTV. As always punk is just not in the maintream.
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Male 3,631
Yeah, f**k the U.N. Only a liberal PUNK could believe that Mel Gibson is Anti-Semetic, and the U.N. is not.
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Male 1,141
being a true punk rocker, that guy is not punk at all, he cries alot and supports our government. but hey go lawrence arms! their on fat wreck chords!
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Male 269
iluvpink13 & DeathsAngel both nailed it!
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Female 205
if it ever comes to that for me, somebody please shoot me
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Male 13
I agree with menjensen, green day is teh suxxorz, and they are complete sell outs.


Listen to The Clash.

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Male 78
EstiloPanama,
You are a dumb idiot. bye.
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Male 2,781
HAHAHHAHA I WAS CRACKING UP

THAT`S SOME BADASS FACEPAINT THERE. I THINK SOLDIERS SHOULD PAINT A SKULL ON THEIR FACES TO TERRIFY THE TERRORISTS...

IMAGINE A SKULL POINTING A MACHINE GUN AT YOU. SH`T YOU`LL CRAP YOUR PANTS!!!

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Female 168
wow kinda retarded, but funny haha! i dont like bush. never will.
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Male 3
ok...
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Male 54
punk is awesome, but contrary to popular belief, its about being who you are and not affraid to show it, not mowhawks, green hair and heavy leather. Oh its also about hating authority.
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Female 2,074
go green day!

yay

republicans = american idiots

`nuff said

=)

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Female 74
I mean synthetik_00 had the point, sorry posted too late i guess lol
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Female 74
^^ Hey, you have a point there

I feel sorry for him. Im not a republican, I`m more liberal than anything, but he shouldn`t be treated like that just because of what he believes

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Male 135
I find it ironic that the word "punk" is both a synonym for "fagget", and what people call themselves when they want to seem tough.
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Female 135
I love Mike Graves.

And being a conservative punk makes more sense than being a liberal punk. Conservatives are for a smaller ferderal government. You`d think with the way punks rage against the government they`d be for the party that wants less of it...but Noooooo.

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Female 1,426
Loved it!
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Female 87
I agree with noladoxiegal, real punk no longer exists, and both the Daily Show and The Colbert Report are completely idiotic, and not at all funny.
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Female 284
^I would really have to disagree, the Daily Show and The Colbert Report are some of the funniest shows on TV.
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Female 9
there are no such things as "punks" anymore and there is no such thing as anything being funny on comedy central anymore either...
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Female 325
"punks cry."

BAH HA HA HA. what a drating asshat.

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Male 285
Its like Battle Bots!
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Male 150
and

The Geopolitical benefits of a free Iraq will be evident in the months after the transfer of SOVEREIGNTY!!

that poo made me eat my own poo.

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Male 150
ey F*** you F*** you. were gonna go into iraq and were gonna ROCK IRAQ. WERE GONNA ROCK IRAQ. F*** YOU.
poo made me poo. so funny
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Female 245
WHERE IS MY WEDDING SPEECH!!
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Male 578
Temporary face paint = Stupid
Permanent arm paint = Awesome!

LOL

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Female 354
I represent the ever elusive poor, young Republican.
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Male 4,431
That reminded me of Ted Nugent! Except he wasn`t as eloquent or boisterous, but, same politics and profession. Oh well, whatever floats your boat man. That`s what I always say. :-)
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Male 21
^^lol i think he doesnt like punks alot lol
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Male 81
papoose......word to the wise. When making such a broad generalization about the intelligence of a group of people you have no idea about. It is usually prudent to.....oh I don`t know SPELL PRESIDENT RIGHT!!!!! A freindly reminder from your local conservative punk.
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Male 21
*claps for bennyd*
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Male 1,092
I don`t get it
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Male 21
^^thats why there punks and not the presdiant of smart town lol
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Female 999
^^ HA HA!! Yeah i love punk boys and girls, but i think their views on politics and life are kinda skewed. they may be hot, but they sure are dumb.
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Female 85
I thought if punks cried, then they became emo.
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Male 2,567
LOL
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Male 3,014
Colbert!
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Male 239
lol
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Female 795
talking bout the punk dude btw
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Female 795
shut up you prick
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Male 401
I hate punks
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Male 34
i think it was deedee
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Female 1,972
ICrice92....it is quite real...and quite kewl.
*thanx franksuicide for the link*
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Male 381
Wasn`t Johnny Ramone a Conservative Punk?
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Male 1,354
good for a chuckle
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Female 48
I kind of wanted to give him a hug. Less scary than most punks. *Dodges, flees*
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Male 81
icrice, I hate to break it to you but this is not a joke that is mike graves. He took over for danzig when he left the misfits and yes he dose run conservativepunk.com so dont think everything on the daily show is a joke.
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Male 189
Wow. That`s almost as rare as a black conservative.
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Male 1,237
moderately funny hah..
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Male 44
its a joke, relax
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Female 1,412
i guess its possible. i mean, to be a punk means to not conform and be different. whats the point of being like all the other punks?? whatever. i love the babys skull
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Male 99
The singer of the Lawrence Arms in wearing my friends shirt
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Male 58
I remember when this was first on the air and ive been trying to find it ever since now i have and its freakin funny
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Male 10,115
Link: Republican Punk [Rate Link] - It`s not easy out there for a conservative punk.
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