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Date: 09/12/06 02:13 AM

55 Responses to Orgasmic Simulator

  1. Profile photo of jbkane
    jbkane Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 12:51 am
    Link: Orgasmic Simulator - For both men and women. Warning: adult themes.
  2. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 2:21 am
    heheheheh.
  3. Profile photo of Jopari
    Jopari Male 18-29
    103 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 2:25 am
    Sabotage...kind of... :-) Expected really
  4. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 2:27 am
    Seriously, if you know how to, she`ll only moan. If she has to direct, you suck.
  5. Profile photo of prodotto
    prodotto Male 18-29
    189 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 2:39 am
    I just finger banged my computer mouse. How sad.
  6. Profile photo of alknick
    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 2:42 am
    meh
  7. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 3:17 am
    "Seriously, if you know how to, she`ll only moan. If she has to direct, you suck." You have no idea what you`re talking about. Some women love to be in control and that`s why they "direct." Besides that this link is totally unfunny.
  8. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 3:51 am
    Unfunny because its true? Hmmm...

    Seriously, if you are with the right guy, it is awesome about 95% of the time.

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    youturnmeon Female 70 & Over
    245 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 4:09 am
    OOHH...

    UUHHNN..

    FASTER..

    MAKE A LEFT AT THIS NEXT LIGHT...

    PAY FOR MY DOG`S OBEDIENCE SCHOOL...

    OH..LOLAKITTY...

    AHEM..

    I MEAN..

    OK I GOTTA GO...

  10. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 4:27 am
    dudeman1st, keep telling yourself that. And keep believing what she tells you. Its her "love" of direction, and not your lack of skill. Right....

    Think about it. Were you to recieve the perfect BJ, would you have to say a word? NOPE. She would do it so well you`d just sit back and enjoy. She doesn`t need your help.

    Now, if she was no good at giving a BJ, what would you do? You`d tell her what feels good, what doesn`t, etc. You would direct her.

    So we could say if the BJ was perfect, you would offer no direction. IF the BJ could use improvement, you would hint at how she could improve.

    I think my point is clear.

  11. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 4:30 am
    Look out, internets users arguing!

    Oh well, that pretty much sums it up.

  12. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 4:50 am
    I think you misunderstand. I throw my thoughts to the ether. And occasionally, the ether throws thoughts back.
  13. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 5:03 am
    Yes, and that link was very boring.
  14. Profile photo of Marram
    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 5:04 am
    Haha, that was quite funny. And as for you people arguing, *ahem* "throwing thoughts", it is pretty pointless. Let the other have sex the way they want it. If the woman wants to give him orders, then god damn let her give him orders. Don`t tell him he doesn`t have a clue on what he is doing, because that would be wrong and untrue. I don`t understand people sometimes...
  15. Profile photo of pepper54
    pepper54 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 5:49 am
    That was some funny poo
  16. Profile photo of flourchild29
    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 8:37 am
    some instuction in the begining is usually neaded
    because ever woman likes IT a little different
    and you can`t use the same technique on every one. it gets you closer to your partner be able to express your desires to him/her. if you think only sucky people need direction you probably haven`t open yourself up to her needs so she justs moans to appease you, and possibly to get it over with. and as for bjs, even if it`s of poor quality you will still get your rocks off unless she uses her teath. it`s not the same with women.
  17. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 8:54 am
    Ah links like this make me glad Im gay ;P
  18. Profile photo of sharpieminix
    sharpieminix Female 13-17
    78 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 8:56 am
    That got me horny for some reason..hahah.
  19. Profile photo of ShishKebab
    ShishKebab Female 18-29
    192 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 9:40 am
    It is true people have different preferences, some will like slow and sensual, others will like fast and rough. So no, the same technique does not apply to all partners.
  20. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 9:52 am
    very true^^^

    My wife (hey i had to marry her) is the first woman I`ve been with that takes Very little foreplay, she prefers straight up sex as it is more stimulating to her...I don`t know if there is another woman like her, :-D <smiles happily....ok that`s enough of the personal life...i think that link was stupid..but slightly true on average (aka most of the women I know like a good play time)

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    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 10:31 am
    lol, funny link.
  22. Profile photo of Scrounger
    Scrounger Female 13-17
    132 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 10:48 am
    Haha seen the orgasm thing before - it wasn`t THAT funny haha x
  23. Profile photo of timak
    timak Male 18-29
    110 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 11:46 am
    I like a girl that is into foreplay. If we just get to the humpin right away it makes it a little dull if you ask me. I love to explore every aspect of sexual pleasure, and actual intercourse is only one part of the entire experience.

    It takes a skilled woman to make me climax with foreplay. My current girlfriend knows exactly how I like it, and when its good its awesome.

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    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 11:55 am
    Oh oooohhhh oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... man I need a cigar!
  25. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 12:06 pm
    hahahaha so true XD I wouldn`t trade my amazing female orgasms... even if they take longer to achieve :P
  26. Profile photo of byebyemoto
    byebyemoto Female 13-17
    345 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    It took me ages to realise that holding down the enter key wasn`t going to make it end.
  27. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 12:17 pm
    Most links posted by members with 0-8 posts are crap.
  28. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 12:33 pm
    Well, it represented a general truth, even if it wasn`t specifically true for everyone. Made me laugh, so, that was forty seconds well-spent. :-)
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    radar2434 Male 13-17
    230 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    i made a sight similar to that www.freewebs.com/ madlyinsane just take out the space
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    xxRaixx Female 18-29
    179 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    How educational :|
  31. Profile photo of revoliver
    revoliver Male 13-17
    50 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    aha
  32. Profile photo of trebian
    trebian Male 18-29
    315 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 3:24 pm
    that was the most boring thing i`ve seen today..
  33. Profile photo of llnk
    llnk Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    thanks for crashing firefox bastards
  34. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 4:13 pm
    God, I hate those things.
  35. Profile photo of kraimer
    kraimer Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    tru
  36. Profile photo of ogirl3000
    ogirl3000 Female 13-17
    609 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 5:00 pm
    lol
  37. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
    448 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    True
  38. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 5:39 pm
    Ha ha i liked it at the end of the female orgasam when it said `go again` then `ok`. It just isn`t fair. i found byebyemoto`s comment funnier than th actual link though! `It took me ages to realise that holding down the enter key wasn`t going to make it end`. Brilliant!
  39. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    If only women were that easy to please
  40. Profile photo of GraveCicada
    GraveCicada Female 13-17
    172 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 7:39 pm
    Directions aren`t a bad thing. The lady`s just telling you where she likes it (which changes almost every time you have sex).

    Some girls are built for endurance, but take longer to reach orgasm.
    Some men, well, they come quickly but die out just as quickly.

  41. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 8:04 pm
    lol that sucked
  42. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 8:55 pm
    IT`S ALL ABOUT THE TECHNIQUE. TRY DOING SOME KEGEL EXCERCISES. MAKES THE EXPERIENCE ALL BADASS!!!
  43. Profile photo of Runner15
    Runner15 Male 13-17
    38 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    Haha
  44. Profile photo of kable
    kable Male 13-17
    140 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 9:56 pm
    drat this god damn poo!
  45. Profile photo of kable
    kable Male 13-17
    140 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 9:57 pm
    drat you you drating god damn pussy bitch ass dick suckign mother drater.. .LMAO (I just want to see how this shows up through captions) LMAO + stoned
  46. Profile photo of Noxus322
    Noxus322 Male 13-17
    78 posts
    September 13, 2006 at 8:03 pm
    Is it a sabotage, you said it was!:-/)-|
  47. Profile photo of omgwtfho
    omgwtfho Female 18-29
    218 posts
    September 13, 2006 at 11:25 pm
    I really wanted to click OK on a warning box for five minutes. Great.
  48. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    September 14, 2006 at 12:03 am
    LOL truth.
  49. Profile photo of Minicow
    Minicow Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 14, 2006 at 6:00 pm
    "I really wanted to click OK on a warning box for five minutes. Great."

    ...Just how slow do you click?

  50. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    September 14, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    Lol
  51. Profile photo of _CRYN_OUT_
    _CRYN_OUT_ Female 18-29
    411 posts
    September 14, 2006 at 7:49 pm
    Hehe, I think I saw that a while back, but it was still amusing.
  52. Profile photo of little-lucy
    little-lucy Female 13-17
    4 posts
    September 16, 2006 at 11:25 pm
    lmao, that is hilarious. i dont know what the arguements are about. i was giggling like a school girl.... which i am... im gonna shut up now.
  53. Profile photo of kyleryanmark
    kyleryanmark Male 18-29
    15 posts
    September 17, 2006 at 2:37 am
    that was funny
  54. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 6:49 pm
    Milkman`s link was WEIRD but made me laugh >_>... yeah, there are a bunch of people in here probably adjusting their volumes.
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    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    November 11, 2006 at 11:25 pm
    lol prodotto and i agree sharpieminix ^_^

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