Orgasmic Simulator

Submitted by: jbkane 10 years ago Funny
http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/3939/Orgasmic_Simulator2.htm

For both men and women. Warning: adult themes.
There are 55 comments:
Female 357
lol prodotto and i agree sharpieminix ^_^
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Female 920
Milkman`s link was WEIRD but made me laugh >_>... yeah, there are a bunch of people in here probably adjusting their volumes.
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Male 15
that was funny
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Female 4
lmao, that is hilarious. i dont know what the arguements are about. i was giggling like a school girl.... which i am... im gonna shut up now.
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Female 411
Hehe, I think I saw that a while back, but it was still amusing.
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Female 190
Lol
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Male 59
"I really wanted to click OK on a warning box for five minutes. Great."

...Just how slow do you click?

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Male 528
LOL truth.
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Female 218
I really wanted to click OK on a warning box for five minutes. Great.
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Male 78
Is it a sabotage, you said it was!:-/)-|
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Male 140
drat you you drating god damn pussy bitch ass dick suckign mother drater.. .LMAO (I just want to see how this shows up through captions) LMAO + stoned
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Male 140
drat this god damn poo!
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Male 38
Haha
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Male 2,781
IT`S ALL ABOUT THE TECHNIQUE. TRY DOING SOME KEGEL EXCERCISES. MAKES THE EXPERIENCE ALL BADASS!!!
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Male 587
lol that sucked
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Female 172
Directions aren`t a bad thing. The lady`s just telling you where she likes it (which changes almost every time you have sex).

Some girls are built for endurance, but take longer to reach orgasm.
Some men, well, they come quickly but die out just as quickly.

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Male 561
If only women were that easy to please
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Male 1,231
Ha ha i liked it at the end of the female orgasam when it said `go again` then `ok`. It just isn`t fair. i found byebyemoto`s comment funnier than th actual link though! `It took me ages to realise that holding down the enter key wasn`t going to make it end`. Brilliant!
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Male 448
True
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Female 609
lol
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Male 143
tru
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Female 447
God, I hate those things.
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Male 4
thanks for crashing firefox bastards
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Male 315
that was the most boring thing i`ve seen today..
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Male 50
aha
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Female 179
How educational :|
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Male 230
i made a sight similar to that www.freewebs.com/ madlyinsane just take out the space
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Male 4,431
Well, it represented a general truth, even if it wasn`t specifically true for everyone. Made me laugh, so, that was forty seconds well-spent. :-)
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Male 1,478
Most links posted by members with 0-8 posts are crap.
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Female 345
It took me ages to realise that holding down the enter key wasn`t going to make it end.
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Female 3,574
hahahaha so true XD I wouldn`t trade my amazing female orgasms... even if they take longer to achieve :P
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Male 410
Oh oooohhhh oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... man I need a cigar!
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Male 110
I like a girl that is into foreplay. If we just get to the humpin right away it makes it a little dull if you ask me. I love to explore every aspect of sexual pleasure, and actual intercourse is only one part of the entire experience.

It takes a skilled woman to make me climax with foreplay. My current girlfriend knows exactly how I like it, and when its good its awesome.

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Female 132
Haha seen the orgasm thing before - it wasn`t THAT funny haha x
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Female 407
lol, funny link.
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Male 1,039
very true^^^

My wife (hey i had to marry her) is the first woman I`ve been with that takes Very little foreplay, she prefers straight up sex as it is more stimulating to her...I don`t know if there is another woman like her, :-D <smiles happily....ok that`s enough of the personal life...i think that link was stupid..but slightly true on average (aka most of the women I know like a good play time)

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Female 192
It is true people have different preferences, some will like slow and sensual, others will like fast and rough. So no, the same technique does not apply to all partners.
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Female 78
That got me horny for some reason..hahah.
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Male 2,216
Ah links like this make me glad Im gay ;P
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Female 268
some instuction in the begining is usually neaded
because ever woman likes IT a little different
and you can`t use the same technique on every one. it gets you closer to your partner be able to express your desires to him/her. if you think only sucky people need direction you probably haven`t open yourself up to her needs so she justs moans to appease you, and possibly to get it over with. and as for bjs, even if it`s of poor quality you will still get your rocks off unless she uses her teath. it`s not the same with women.
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Female 29
That was some funny poo
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Male 316
Haha, that was quite funny. And as for you people arguing, *ahem* "throwing thoughts", it is pretty pointless. Let the other have sex the way they want it. If the woman wants to give him orders, then god damn let her give him orders. Don`t tell him he doesn`t have a clue on what he is doing, because that would be wrong and untrue. I don`t understand people sometimes...
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Male 1,217
Yes, and that link was very boring.
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Male 4,014
I think you misunderstand. I throw my thoughts to the ether. And occasionally, the ether throws thoughts back.
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Male 888
Look out, internets users arguing!

Oh well, that pretty much sums it up.

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Male 4,014
dudeman1st, keep telling yourself that. And keep believing what she tells you. Its her "love" of direction, and not your lack of skill. Right....

Think about it. Were you to recieve the perfect BJ, would you have to say a word? NOPE. She would do it so well you`d just sit back and enjoy. She doesn`t need your help.

Now, if she was no good at giving a BJ, what would you do? You`d tell her what feels good, what doesn`t, etc. You would direct her.

So we could say if the BJ was perfect, you would offer no direction. IF the BJ could use improvement, you would hint at how she could improve.

I think my point is clear.

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Female 245
OOHH...

UUHHNN..

FASTER..

MAKE A LEFT AT THIS NEXT LIGHT...

PAY FOR MY DOG`S OBEDIENCE SCHOOL...

OH..LOLAKITTY...

AHEM..

I MEAN..

OK I GOTTA GO...

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Female 420
Unfunny because its true? Hmmm...

Seriously, if you are with the right guy, it is awesome about 95% of the time.

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Male 1,354
"Seriously, if you know how to, she`ll only moan. If she has to direct, you suck." You have no idea what you`re talking about. Some women love to be in control and that`s why they "direct." Besides that this link is totally unfunny.
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Female 284
meh
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Male 189
I just finger banged my computer mouse. How sad.
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Male 4,014
Seriously, if you know how to, she`ll only moan. If she has to direct, you suck.
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Male 103
Sabotage...kind of... :-) Expected really
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Female 1,172
heheheheh.
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Male 21
Link: Orgasmic Simulator [Rate Link] - For both men and women. Warning: adult themes.
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