One Sentence

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago
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Stories told in one sentence.
There are 35 comments:
Female 25
some of them were real sad
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Male 870
Gimmicky concept. Maybe some of the sentences people came up with were good; I didn`t have the patience to read many.
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Male 111
I bought some pepsi drank it and burned the can...
^^^somehow i dont understand what i just said?
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Female 266
Must . . . Add . . . Sentence . . . Including profanity . . .. to tick . . . . people off . . . . Must . . .
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Male 468
"I held my father`s hand as he died in that hospital room and realized I`d never held his hand before that moment."

thats my favorite one.

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Female 533
Years before I was happily divorced, I was young and fell in love with a man who would turn out to be the biggest liar, cheat, thief and sex addict the world has ever known.
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Male 1,263
LMAO

"My mother called me to do a chore and i responded, "What you need, Woman," to which my father chided, "Your mother is NOT a woman!" "

i loved that one! XDD

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Female 181
Some of the sentences were pretty deep.
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Male 143
I was in gym class today and i told a kid that i think he has down syndrome and he said, thats not funny man my brother has down syndrome, i felt bad.
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Male 11
"A stunning woman in a sexy little sundress got on the subway, and for just a moment I forgot to breathe." Captures my heart.
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Male 2,519
Hm.. how can I resist the urge to contribute? It`s just one sentence.
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Male 1,725
lol i liked it
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Male 223
hehehe some were nice pieces of read.
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Male 1,478
Meh, i like it. I`ll visit it later.
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Male 2,781
BLUNT AND TO THE POINT. GOTTA LOVE THEM.
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Female 269
they were good
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Female 141
hey we did those in English last year! i will go find my old book *runs upstairs* *looks for book* *does not find book* *turns room upside down* *finds book* *runs back to computer*
here is a good one, actually it is kinda crap but whatever.

He was alone in the world, he had killed his family,but his father had survived and wanted revenge, thats why he was lying in a pool of his own blood.

and i have a two sentence story!

As she waited for him she couldn`t help thinking how lucky she was to have him, he was always making her laugh, looking after her, and was always there for her! He arrived and they shared a long passionate kiss he pulled away and said "sorry love, yer dumped!"

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Female 583
yeah,that was great..... )-|
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Male 135
this should be easy for most internet goobers who don`t use punctuation and can type about 300 words without even sepataring paragraphs or using commas but they just keep on typing and i think they think we can sense when they pause in their typing even though they dont put a period there or a comma or anything but just the words all run together and you don`t know where to stop and breath so your brain suffocates while reading the whole damn thing and then at the end there isnt even a period there it just leaves off with no punctuation
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Female 40
I liked that. but I`m the kind annoying person that eavesdrops on random people`s conversations, just in case they`re interesting.
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Female 7
wow! that was the coolest thing ive seen in my life!!!. NOT. U IDIOTS
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Female 177
Lmao i thought some of them were funny :P
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Female 179
Sure
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Male 2,057
world of warcraft sucks
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Male 161
"I took a neuropsychiatric test and realized that I don`t have a mental illness after all: I have five."
That was a story of my life
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Female 999
i was really expecting these long-ass run on sentances by hicks in trailers about nothing, but was pleasantly suprised by their poetic nature.

one sentance^^ (not as good as the others, but meh)

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Male 3,014
Apparently, there`s something that I`ve missed that others find so interesting.
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Male 1,354
pretty interesting
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Female 231
i don`t get what its meant to do
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Female 154
that was pretty cool actually.
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Male 3,060
"For Sale: Baby shoes, never used."
-Hemingway
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Male 2,567
^ lol
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Male 356
"I farted."

You can`t deny that....

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Male 21
and the point of this is...?
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Male 10,115
Link: One Sentence [Rate Link] - Stories told in one sentence.
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