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thats my favorite one.
"My mother called me to do a chore and i responded, "What you need, Woman," to which my father chided, "Your mother is NOT a woman!" "
i loved that one! XDD
He was alone in the world, he had killed his family,but his father had survived and wanted revenge, thats why he was lying in a pool of his own blood.
and i have a two sentence story!
As she waited for him she couldn`t help thinking how lucky she was to have him, he was always making her laugh, looking after her, and was always there for her! He arrived and they shared a long passionate kiss he pulled away and said "sorry love, yer dumped!"
one sentance^^ (not as good as the others, but meh)
You can`t deny that....