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Date: 09/15/06 02:07 AM

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 1:55 am
    Link: One Sentence - Stories told in one sentence.
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    Papoose007 Male 13-17
    21 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 2:13 am
    and the point of this is...?
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    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 2:22 am
    "I farted."

    You can`t deny that....

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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 2:25 am
    ^ lol
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 3:06 am
    "For Sale: Baby shoes, never used."
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    gowidaflo Female 18-29
    154 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 3:16 am
    that was pretty cool actually.
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    kingpoopoo Female 13-17
    231 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 6:16 am
    i don`t get what its meant to do
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 7:01 am
    pretty interesting
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 8:47 am
    Apparently, there`s something that I`ve missed that others find so interesting.
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 10:43 am
    i was really expecting these long-ass run on sentances by hicks in trailers about nothing, but was pleasantly suprised by their poetic nature.

    one sentance^^ (not as good as the others, but meh)

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    gremos Male 18-29
    161 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 11:04 am
    "I took a neuropsychiatric test and realized that I don`t have a mental illness after all: I have five."
    That was a story of my life
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 11:21 am
    world of warcraft sucks
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    xxRaixx Female 18-29
    179 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 11:34 am
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    Bekka-Babe Female 13-17
    177 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 11:53 am
    Lmao i thought some of them were funny :P
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    blabla38 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    wow! that was the coolest thing ive seen in my life!!!. NOT. U IDIOTS
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    msfabulous Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    I liked that. but I`m the kind annoying person that eavesdrops on random people`s conversations, just in case they`re interesting.
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    digganob Male 30-39
    135 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 2:08 pm
    this should be easy for most internet goobers who don`t use punctuation and can type about 300 words without even sepataring paragraphs or using commas but they just keep on typing and i think they think we can sense when they pause in their typing even though they dont put a period there or a comma or anything but just the words all run together and you don`t know where to stop and breath so your brain suffocates while reading the whole damn thing and then at the end there isnt even a period there it just leaves off with no punctuation
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    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 2:40 pm
    yeah,that was great..... )-|
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    3R1N Female 13-17
    141 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    hey we did those in English last year! i will go find my old book *runs upstairs* *looks for book* *does not find book* *turns room upside down* *finds book* *runs back to computer*
    here is a good one, actually it is kinda crap but whatever.

    He was alone in the world, he had killed his family,but his father had survived and wanted revenge, thats why he was lying in a pool of his own blood.

    and i have a two sentence story!

    As she waited for him she couldn`t help thinking how lucky she was to have him, he was always making her laugh, looking after her, and was always there for her! He arrived and they shared a long passionate kiss he pulled away and said "sorry love, yer dumped!"

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    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 3:59 pm
    they were good
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 4:17 pm
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    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    Meh, i like it. I`ll visit it later.
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    mrbaliw Male 18-29
    223 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 8:11 pm
    hehehe some were nice pieces of read.
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    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    lol i liked it
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 11:40 pm
    Hm.. how can I resist the urge to contribute? It`s just one sentence.
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    BigOlTruck Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 15, 2006 at 11:43 pm
    "A stunning woman in a sexy little sundress got on the subway, and for just a moment I forgot to breathe." Captures my heart.
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    kraimer Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 16, 2006 at 12:27 am
    I was in gym class today and i told a kid that i think he has down syndrome and he said, thats not funny man my brother has down syndrome, i felt bad.
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    thunderwolf3 Female 13-17
    181 posts
    September 16, 2006 at 2:08 am
    Some of the sentences were pretty deep.
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    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    September 16, 2006 at 1:35 pm

    "My mother called me to do a chore and i responded, "What you need, Woman," to which my father chided, "Your mother is NOT a woman!" "

    i loved that one! XDD

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    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    September 17, 2006 at 11:23 pm
    Years before I was happily divorced, I was young and fell in love with a man who would turn out to be the biggest liar, cheat, thief and sex addict the world has ever known.
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    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 1:16 am
    "I held my father`s hand as he died in that hospital room and realized I`d never held his hand before that moment."

    thats my favorite one.

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    xDDitsmee Female 18-29
    266 posts
    September 22, 2006 at 10:18 pm
    Must . . . Add . . . Sentence . . . Including profanity . . .. to tick . . . . people off . . . . Must . . .
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    Exl249 Male 13-17
    111 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 10:48 am
    I bought some pepsi drank it and burned the can...
    ^^^somehow i dont understand what i just said?
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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 11:47 pm
    Gimmicky concept. Maybe some of the sentences people came up with were good; I didn`t have the patience to read many.
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    punk_pirate Female 13-17
    25 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 6:39 am
    some of them were real sad

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