Ninja biker

Submitted by: honeybug 10 years ago Entertainment

Biker hit by car and lands on his feet with ninja like smoothness
There are 57 comments:
Male 81
it would of been ninja like if he backflipped off and went all kung-fu on that guys ass
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Male 146
Hahaha, but it didnt look ninja like .
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Female 321
anyway...ninga-like soothness, my a$$
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Female 321
...would have been better if he was hit...then have it rain blood :)

(the dude on my profilr pic can do that to people...FU all!)

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Male 4,246
"Ninja-like" is definitely a stretch, unless being used sarcastically. At least the guy didn`t get splattered.
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Male 135
Notice how none of the other traffic was travelling through that intersection when they hit? Then about 20 seconds later the cars start moving through in the direction the minivan was going? That`s probably because it`s a controlled intersection. It seems probable that the biker had a green light, while the minivan had a red. Either way, in Texas they`d both get a ticket for "Failure to Yield"
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Male 15
I fail to see the ninjaness in this clip :-p
He just tubled off, if he was to do it in a ninja fashion, he`d have to bail out at exactly the right moment, to a backflip over the car and land crouched, with one leg straight out to the side. That`d impress me.
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Male 381
Bloofy squid got what he deserved, no gear not even a helmet and not looking where he was going that wanked needs a bitchslap. He`s the type that give all bikers a bad name

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Female 35
i wouldn`t exacally say ninja like smoothness..
but i give him credit for getting up afterward!
-Ari
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Female 2,074
if that`s what the term "ninja" has come down to, then i have lost all respect for ninja`s or anything of that variety.

=(

ninja my A$$.

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Male 45
How come they didn`t show Dane Cook in the background going "Uhhhhh!"?
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Female 1,784
LOL at j_jetson_s!
I want that too!
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Female 963
Like a ninja? ... not even close.
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Male 1,725
ninja smoothness my a$$

ya he landed on his feet

AFTER falling on car AND ground

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Male 66
i was expecting sum real ninja type $hit...well not really , but at least more than that, the guy didnt even land on his feet...or do any flips..and there were no throwing stars involved at all
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Male 98
the despcription had me excited. When I saw him fall, it wasn`t that cool.
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Male 431
If he was really `ninja like` he wouldn`t have got ran over in the first place.
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Male 1,420
"that guy on the bike was in the wrong, he should of give way to the car, while the car was on a main road she had right of way."
you dont know that.
somebody already said, there was probly a red light. if so, it was completely and entirely the womans fault.
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Female 509
...wow..if i was him i woulda ran haha
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Male 448
Didnt look like he landed on his feet to me.
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Male 425
not really ninja like...
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Male 28
why does he walk off for so long? weirdo
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Female 294
lol i want ass-feet too. he didnt land on his feet at all. an i waited the whole vidoe through coz i thought something interesting was going to happen. this was a disgrace to ninjas
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Female 231
that was not ninja-like...
and what was with the rest of the clip he just walks around yelling somthing then comes back after a year and picks up some white stuff and points at the driver...
b-o-r-i-n-G
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Male 598
STAGED!!!!!!
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Male 1,496
that wasn`t to smooth.
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Male 251
He probably does kung-fu.
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Male 67
If he landed on his feet, then he must have feet on his ass.


I want ass-feet.

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Female 268
wtf? no he didnt.
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Male 876
Now I thought I was going to see him actually land on his feet, but apparently he landed on his butt and got up. A ninja should come and stab him with a katana.
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Male 152
that wasn`t cool at all. i thought it would be really cool. i mean you see the word "ninja" in a sentence and you think that you`re about to see something really cool. you cant just label any old retarded biker dude "ninja-like!" save it for the real ninja people, the cool ones!
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Female 873
That was really ninja like.. i think not!!
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Male 1,030
me run stop sign and not love you long time.
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Female 67
whoa, one of my suggestions actually got accepted :-O
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Female 67
nickbrick
Sunday, September 10, 2006 7:17:10 AM
Even ripped off the subtitle\comment from cliapday.

actually, i didnt enter a title or description, I-A-B must have got it off the site

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Male 60
LOL HE GOT HIT BY A CAR PWN3D
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Male 138
It would`ve been much more entertaining to see him land on his head.
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Male 236
lol hehe id like to see some ninjas come up behind him n kick his ass lol
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Male 2,057
didnt look like no ninja-falling-over to me
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Male 403
hahaha look at the stunned woman driver
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Male 26
crazy women drivers
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Male 797
Even ripped off the subtitle\comment from cliapday.

Also. He speaks greek. Says "You have a red (light)" and then something I`d get banned to say.

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Female 184
Didnt quite land on his feet.....
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Female 1,972
The lady`s car looks like a baby frog.
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Male 285
lol, it would have been funny if he got hit again...
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Male 1,217
this is not interesting. at ALL.
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Male 286
clip a day sucks!
only the first 30 secs was any good
the rest was boring
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Male 140
They allways repost the same old S HI T
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Male 29
Yeah that was like a ninja; fall on your ass, get up, stumble, then walk around yelling about how you shouldn`t be on a bike.
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Female 501
i would of gone off at that guy for just pulling out.
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Female 501
that guy on the bike was in the wrong, he should of give way to the car, while the car was on a main road she had right of way.
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Male 160
...he kinda sorta landed on his feet. But kinda sorta fell on his ass. I thought he was going to get hit again...that would`ve been great.
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Male 82
"Escuchi No!" I dunno what that means but he appears to be speaking the language of royally pissed off!
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Male 4,431
Whoa! Damn lucky! :-)
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Male 393
wow that is spidermand like, like batmannnnn
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Male 602
That is just Spiderman like.
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Female 67
Link: Ninja biker [Rate Link] - Biker hit by car and lands on his feet with ninja like smoothness
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