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Date: 09/28/06 02:10 AM

69 Responses to Man Has Erection For 10 Years

  1. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 10:08 pm
    Link: Man Has Erection For 10 Years - Can`t understand what he`s complaining about.
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    miriamc Female 18-29
    153 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:18 am
    Well, that would probably be embarassing in public... either that, or get you a lot!
  3. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:19 am
    ok...
  4. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:41 am
    yea immagine if you try and hide that during work or something.
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:50 am
    dumbass old fart
  6. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 3:22 am
    why are you so mean? ^^
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    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 3:33 am
    Why don`t they just remove the implant, in stead of argueing for ten years.........
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 3:39 am
    ^^Because the defunct company filed for bankruptcy & their insurance won`t pay the claim.
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    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 3:56 am
    hee hee
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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 3:58 am
    I Imagine That Would Be Quite Weird (Even Though I Dont Have A Doodle)
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    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 5:12 am
    Only 10 years?
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 5:30 am
    That must be `hard` to live with. Poor `stiff` just wants to relax, but is always `at attention.` Meanwhile, the insurance company `wankers` keep `jerking` him around while the lawyers get `chubby` from the cash they`re raking in. What a bunch of `boners.`
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    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 5:51 am
    lol^! He probably just pushes it up from - to / when he goes out and uses his trousers to keep it pointing up. It wouldn`t be that bad he`d have gotton used to it. Still I wouldn`t want it to happen to me.
  14. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 6:41 am
    ^^^LMFAO@ R_UKidding


    (boner, heehee)

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    Exl249 Male 13-17
    111 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 7:27 am
    ^^^^ROFLMFAO@ R_Ukidding

    heh:-P so many puns in just 1 comment Heh! boners..

  16. Profile photo of vachement
    vachement Male 18-29
    129 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 7:46 am
    Not only would it be embarassing, but something like that so for so long would hurt pretty bad, say, after even a day. Plus now, he probably won`t be able to have children, sex ever again, and further health issues.
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:08 am
    ^ Mmm, perhaps, but he should have been warned of the possible problems before having surgery.
  18. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:13 am
    Vachement, I should imagine that his most immediate `health issue` is avoiding getting beaten up by the 6ft bodybuilder stood next to him at the public urinals...
  19. Profile photo of guapodude
    guapodude Male 13-17
    329 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:28 am
    That has got to be painful.
  20. Profile photo of Scrounger
    Scrounger Female 13-17
    132 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:31 am
    I like how it describes how the implant works. He just puts it up for sex and then puts it down once he`s done : DDDD This is a penis, not a toilet seat : D

    x

  21. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:32 am
    This makes my penis hurt...

    ...I mean, if I had one.

  22. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:14 am
    But man, that sounds incredibly painful.
  23. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:41 am
    i think i could handle it...
    but, i wouldent like to.
  24. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 10:23 am
    -____- What a stupid old wanker. Whats next? Designer Vajina implants or something dumb like that?
  25. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 10:44 am
    I have the same problem. Maybe I should sue the girl giving me one...
  26. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 11:01 am
    Hey, hey, here`s a relating joke.
    Q: What`s the difference between light and hard?


    A: You can sleep with a light on!

  27. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 11:04 am
    What an embarrassment, indeed. Remember ladies, there`s a reason why the phallus is flaccid by default.
  28. Profile photo of tawnymw1988
    tawnymw1988 Female 18-29
    207 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 11:49 am
    And why not... just... take it out?... o.O
  29. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 12:25 pm
    Dear men... step being so "insecure" that you THINK you need PENIS IMPLANTS (especially if you`re FIFTY EIGHT!!! which this man was when he did it) honestly? Be glad w/ the one you got and learn how to satisfy women another way. :P ... when your woman gets "excited", then excitement will happen more naturally for you, and the two of you can grow together in trust and patience. :P
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    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    My moms boyfriends dad is 90 years old and is still sexually active...to say fifty eight you can`t be having sex is an insult :P
    (and im not joking 90!!!...he is a lucky man)
  31. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:03 pm
    LKJSlain,it is women that lose their sex drives first. Many males are sexually active well into their 80`s and 90`s... why on earth do you think that the older man will always go for a `younger model`? Why have beer when you can have champagne...?
  32. Profile photo of mizdup
    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:40 pm
    ^^ so tyrizzle...y exactly do u know this.soz but if some old man was telling me about his sex life, id b more than kinda freaked.gr8 if he does but i just dont wana know about it!

    oh and dreddloxx...women do the same =D fairs fair

  33. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:54 pm
    Actually you`re wrong. Women`s sex drives and satisfaction can last all the way into their 80`s 90`s and hundreds, there`s more to it than that. And why do I think that men go for the young model? Because they`re cheap losers. :P That`s the honest truth. Go do some research. I`m not an "expert" on this subject but a lot of marriages that consist of people who`ve had little to no sexual experience BEFORE marriage actually have a longer lasting sex drive. The world wants people to believe that they need to "get it out of their system" before they`re old... this is incorrect. If two people who are married are both virgins or have had little sexual experience, the sexual and emotional bond that they create with one another is so extreme that their sex lives "actually" get better as they age. There are people who are 80 years old plus who still have a sexually active life with one another and are very faithful.
  34. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 3:00 pm
    Furthermore men like YOU are taught at young ages that women and p*ssy are all that matter in life. You are fed photos of "Hot young girls" etc. Women want security anda bond, you men are looking for "excitement, highs and sexual gratification" MERELY based on LOOKS... which is why women become more frigid in their later years and men decide to go for the young girls. Men think with their eyes, and if you continue to feed yourselves the lies that women are "big breasted" a size "3", that they sit on top of polished cars in string bikini`s and G strings and wear make up, then your idea of a woman is lost and u know NOTHING about the opposite sex whatsoever at this point. Merely that you enjoy seeing them nude, which also means that you will probably NEVER have a "TRULY" meaningful relationship in your life. What essentially happens to sum it up is that women realize that men are pigs because they`re looking at the 21 22 year olds, so the
  35. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    People don`t read big paragraphs on iab. Just saying.
  36. Profile photo of dani_chick
    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 3:58 pm
    HEY I`M 20 YEARS OLD AND IM GLAD TO SAY THAT MY MAN IS 9 YEARS OLDER THEN ME. So I guess I`ll be alright :). AND I happen to naturally have big breasts and love wearing make up. I`m also an athletic have a an athletic body. You know why my boyfriend is going out with me because insecure women like you just sit around an bitch about women like me who decide that there`s more to life then complaining.
  37. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    Erm, it may be awkward in church...
  38. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 4:09 pm
    I`m not gunna even touch this one...

    eww..., that wasn`t a pun.

  39. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 4:13 pm
    unpleasant
  40. Profile photo of trashcan678
    trashcan678 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 5:09 pm
    wow i feel sorry for that guy
  41. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 5:28 pm
    was that a chick b4? probably...
  42. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 5:37 pm
    How should I respond? Otherthan, yuck.
  43. Profile photo of fouljay
    fouljay Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 5:57 pm
    im from ri!
  44. Profile photo of jennsync415
    jennsync415 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 6:27 pm
    I was hoping to see pictures. :-P
  45. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:22 pm
    "...there`s a reason why the phallus is flaccid by default."

    Speak for yourself!

  46. Profile photo of Kenninator
    Kenninator Male 13-17
    49 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:22 pm
    Yes, LKJSlain, all men are horrible pigs only out there for bewbs and p*ssy. You poor women, having to deal with us. I mean, I`m absolutely SURE all men absolutely HATE meaningful relationships. You, LKJSlain are obviously the authority on all things dynamic between the sexes.

    Get over yourself. You`re sounding like some feminist who was recently dumped.

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    myrandommind Female 13-17
    178 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:30 pm
    but... isn`t it that if your erection lasts longer than 4 hrs. you`re supposed to t/k to your doc? I mean really? Who ram a big plastic/steel THING up their well.. yeah?
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:09 pm
    SO Like he walked around with a boner for 10 years? jees
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    PunkGirl_123 Female 13-17
    168 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:30 pm
    wow. stupid.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    What a lucky man. He could have been the GOD of all pimps.
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    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:38 pm
    LKJSlain

    I agree

    Kenninator

    Your 13-17, shut the hell up. I know I am too but I`m not being an ass

  52. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:58 pm
    "Speak for yourself!"

    Actually I was speaking for all males. If you really had a by-default erect penis (I must say I have my doubts), you`d be an exception.

    LKJSlain, I must say I lost some of my respect for you. Not every male is out for physical attractiveness, although it certainly is a factor. Why is it a factor? Simply because if men weren`t sexually excited enough, there wouldn`t be any procreation, period. (Some say physical attractiveness, namely symmetry, is a reflection of health and that the more symmetrical a woman is, the better a mate she is to ensure one`s genes are passed on securely.)

    FeeFee, you`re too gullible. Really, LKJSlain was the `ass` in this case. Sorry, I just can`t appreciate sexism or misandry\misogyny.

  53. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    Actually Kenninator, I am currently in the most MEANINGFUL relationship of my entire life. And actually, I am an ANTIfeminist, I believe that women should submit to the authority of men, and I am a republican. Shows you what YOU know.
  54. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 10:28 pm
    Wait Wait... you`re saying that you had RESPECT for me before Overmann? You could have fooled me based on anything that you previously said in my direction, and I wasn`t insinuating that EVERY man was one way or another, simply many of them. So to stoop and call me an "ass" is seriously out of line. I actually study these things... I don`t know (based on things that you`ve said) what it is that YOU do...
  55. Profile photo of Kenninator
    Kenninator Male 13-17
    49 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 10:32 pm
    What Overmann said was really what I was trying to tell people. I`m just sick of the Male stereotype and the people that actually think it is the case ALL of the time.

    Physcial attractiveness is a big factor, I must agree. But if a woman is a complete jerk, i`m not gonna want anything to do with her no matter how good she looks, and I`m sure its the same way with just about any person.

  56. Profile photo of lacker239
    lacker239 Male 13-17
    319 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 11:02 pm
    i...have...no...comment
  57. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 11:33 pm
    smart move.^ unfortunatley i can`t keep my mouth shut..
    and i`ve only read two of lkjslain`s posts, and i can already tell i hate her.
    i`m pretty sure you`re 11 there bud .
    I`ve always really liked Overmann as a poster, he`s pretty calm, level headed and intelligent, so by saying he lost SOME respect for you, is actually saying somthing.
  58. Profile photo of AngelPi
    AngelPi Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 11:35 pm
    "I`m suffering with it right now," he told The Providence Journal during a recent interview. "It never stops. It`s like a constant headache."

    The poor guy.

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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 12:11 am
    wow can somebody shove a horse up LKJSlain or something. then shed have something to actually bitch about. Then again all men are so "awful" oh all we ever want is sex, well except for some guy LJKSlain is with becuas ehse calaims she hs having a meaningful relation ship with a guy who according to her thinks of sex and sex alone, like all guys right? of course you are since you apparantly know everything right? damn you are really looking stupid right about now
  60. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 12:12 am
    oh hey sry about my spelling, the keyboard was acting a bit screwy :(
  61. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 3:38 am
    I think that the only people who are really looking stupid right now are people like you Cutbullocks who are not thoroughly reading my posts. I have already stated that I didn`t believe that it was "EVERY" MALE... just in many cases. America has a serious sexual addiction problem that is growing increasingly, and yes that is due to both male and females. And actually, my boyfriend and I do MANY things that have nothing to do with sex. Actually, we`d have to considering that we`ve never HAD sex. :P so... yeah. And have I EVER claimed to know "EVERYTHING" regarding these things? No. I don`t. I simply study up and know statistics, I also have spent time WITH young men (And some women) who have sexual addictions and have counseled others. So, I`m merely saying I know some facts and stats, of course it doesn`t apply to everyone. As far as SHIZZASTER goes. what would I have EVER done to make you "hate" me... considering that I don`t hate anyone in this world reg
  62. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 3:38 am
    ardless of their veiws.
  63. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 4:30 am
    Look guys, the comments happened as such: I stated that certain men needed to be more secure because if they losened up, their women would respond naturally (this is scientific fact) someone made an untrue statement about womens sexuality and commented "why do you think men go to model types" - I explained why, (not saying ALL men). Then someone said that I sounded like a feminist, liberal who had been dumped. If anyone actually cared to see if I were "bsing" it wouldn`t be that hard to do... then someone meaninglessly called me an ass, and someone else said something ELSE about an ass and stated that I thought that my boyfriend thinks of nothing but sex. I`m still befuddled on this but oh well. Let`s just say this. I`m sorry if I offended anyone... and if my boyfriend is truly a gentlemen then I win... and if he is a pig and thinks of nothing but sex, then it proves my theory of which you are trying to disprove... good times.
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    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 5:06 am
    hee hee. LKJSlain is my new favourite person, i want one!
  65. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 8:01 am
    "Wait Wait... you`re saying that you had RESPECT for me before Overmann? You could have fooled me based on anything that you previously said in my direction, and I wasn`t insinuating that EVERY man was one way or another, simply many of them. So to stoop and call me an "ass" is seriously out of line. I actually study these things... I don`t know (based on things that you`ve said) what it is that YOU do..."

    LKJSlain, yes, you *were* insinuating every male. Why? Because in your original post (before you made your addendum after my post) you didn`t state "most men" or "some men"; you said "men". You may have started out by addressing dreddloxx specifically ("you men") but you trailed off afterwards on a tangent. So honestly, you can`t sit there and blame me for not considering something you meant to say but didn`t.

  66. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 8:04 am
    As far as calling you an ass, it was FeeFee`s word and I was indicating it would be more appropriately directed at you for starting all this. While I can`t promise I wouldn`t have made a post had you simply said "some men", my post would have been a lot more considerate and accomodating. As it is, keep this in mind for the future.
  67. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 7:16 pm
    HAHAHHAHAHA REMINDED ME OF COLLEGE WHEN WE USED TO TAKE VIAGRA FOR KICKS!!!

  68. Profile photo of 0funnygurl0
    0funnygurl0 Female 18-29
    55 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    Well, then again, I heard that would hurt.

    My question is - maybe a set of lips might take the pain away........? suggestion only!

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    Burnt_Toast Male 13-17
    145 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 7:35 am
    ok......

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