Man Has Erection For 10 Years

Submitted by: dreddloxx 11 years ago in Misc
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Can"t understand what he"s complaining about.
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Male 145
ok......
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Female 55
Well, then again, I heard that would hurt.

My question is - maybe a set of lips might take the pain away........? suggestion only!

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Male 2,781
HAHAHHAHAHA REMINDED ME OF COLLEGE WHEN WE USED TO TAKE VIAGRA FOR KICKS!!!

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Male 2,605
As far as calling you an ass, it was FeeFee`s word and I was indicating it would be more appropriately directed at you for starting all this. While I can`t promise I wouldn`t have made a post had you simply said "some men", my post would have been a lot more considerate and accomodating. As it is, keep this in mind for the future.
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Male 2,605
"Wait Wait... you`re saying that you had RESPECT for me before Overmann? You could have fooled me based on anything that you previously said in my direction, and I wasn`t insinuating that EVERY man was one way or another, simply many of them. So to stoop and call me an "ass" is seriously out of line. I actually study these things... I don`t know (based on things that you`ve said) what it is that YOU do..."

LKJSlain, yes, you *were* insinuating every male. Why? Because in your original post (before you made your addendum after my post) you didn`t state "most men" or "some men"; you said "men". You may have started out by addressing dreddloxx specifically ("you men") but you trailed off afterwards on a tangent. So honestly, you can`t sit there and blame me for not considering something you meant to say but didn`t.

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Male 536
hee hee. LKJSlain is my new favourite person, i want one!
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Female 648
Look guys, the comments happened as such: I stated that certain men needed to be more secure because if they losened up, their women would respond naturally (this is scientific fact) someone made an untrue statement about womens sexuality and commented "why do you think men go to model types" - I explained why, (not saying ALL men). Then someone said that I sounded like a feminist, liberal who had been dumped. If anyone actually cared to see if I were "bsing" it wouldn`t be that hard to do... then someone meaninglessly called me an ass, and someone else said something ELSE about an ass and stated that I thought that my boyfriend thinks of nothing but sex. I`m still befuddled on this but oh well. Let`s just say this. I`m sorry if I offended anyone... and if my boyfriend is truly a gentlemen then I win... and if he is a pig and thinks of nothing but sex, then it proves my theory of which you are trying to disprove... good times.
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Female 648
ardless of their veiws.
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Female 648
I think that the only people who are really looking stupid right now are people like you Cutbullocks who are not thoroughly reading my posts. I have already stated that I didn`t believe that it was "EVERY" MALE... just in many cases. America has a serious sexual addiction problem that is growing increasingly, and yes that is due to both male and females. And actually, my boyfriend and I do MANY things that have nothing to do with sex. Actually, we`d have to considering that we`ve never HAD sex. :P so... yeah. And have I EVER claimed to know "EVERYTHING" regarding these things? No. I don`t. I simply study up and know statistics, I also have spent time WITH young men (And some women) who have sexual addictions and have counseled others. So, I`m merely saying I know some facts and stats, of course it doesn`t apply to everyone. As far as SHIZZASTER goes. what would I have EVER done to make you "hate" me... considering that I don`t hate anyone in this world reg
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Male 393
oh hey sry about my spelling, the keyboard was acting a bit screwy :(
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Male 393
wow can somebody shove a horse up LKJSlain or something. then shed have something to actually bitch about. Then again all men are so "awful" oh all we ever want is sex, well except for some guy LJKSlain is with becuas ehse calaims she hs having a meaningful relation ship with a guy who according to her thinks of sex and sex alone, like all guys right? of course you are since you apparantly know everything right? damn you are really looking stupid right about now
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Female 2
"I`m suffering with it right now," he told The Providence Journal during a recent interview. "It never stops. It`s like a constant headache."

The poor guy.

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Male 1,866
smart move.^ unfortunatley i can`t keep my mouth shut..
and i`ve only read two of lkjslain`s posts, and i can already tell i hate her.
i`m pretty sure you`re 11 there bud .
I`ve always really liked Overmann as a poster, he`s pretty calm, level headed and intelligent, so by saying he lost SOME respect for you, is actually saying somthing.
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Male 319
i...have...no...comment
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Male 49
What Overmann said was really what I was trying to tell people. I`m just sick of the Male stereotype and the people that actually think it is the case ALL of the time.

Physcial attractiveness is a big factor, I must agree. But if a woman is a complete jerk, i`m not gonna want anything to do with her no matter how good she looks, and I`m sure its the same way with just about any person.

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Female 648
Wait Wait... you`re saying that you had RESPECT for me before Overmann? You could have fooled me based on anything that you previously said in my direction, and I wasn`t insinuating that EVERY man was one way or another, simply many of them. So to stoop and call me an "ass" is seriously out of line. I actually study these things... I don`t know (based on things that you`ve said) what it is that YOU do...
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Female 648
Actually Kenninator, I am currently in the most MEANINGFUL relationship of my entire life. And actually, I am an ANTIfeminist, I believe that women should submit to the authority of men, and I am a republican. Shows you what YOU know.
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Male 2,605
"Speak for yourself!"

Actually I was speaking for all males. If you really had a by-default erect penis (I must say I have my doubts), you`d be an exception.

LKJSlain, I must say I lost some of my respect for you. Not every male is out for physical attractiveness, although it certainly is a factor. Why is it a factor? Simply because if men weren`t sexually excited enough, there wouldn`t be any procreation, period. (Some say physical attractiveness, namely symmetry, is a reflection of health and that the more symmetrical a woman is, the better a mate she is to ensure one`s genes are passed on securely.)

FeeFee, you`re too gullible. Really, LKJSlain was the `ass` in this case. Sorry, I just can`t appreciate sexism or misandry\misogyny.

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Female 583
LKJSlain

I agree

Kenninator

Your 13-17, shut the hell up. I know I am too but I`m not being an ass

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Male 2,486
What a lucky man. He could have been the GOD of all pimps.
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Female 168
wow. stupid.
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Female 1,944
SO Like he walked around with a boner for 10 years? jees
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Female 178
but... isn`t it that if your erection lasts longer than 4 hrs. you`re supposed to t/k to your doc? I mean really? Who ram a big plastic/steel THING up their well.. yeah?
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Male 49
Yes, LKJSlain, all men are horrible pigs only out there for bewbs and p*ssy. You poor women, having to deal with us. I mean, I`m absolutely SURE all men absolutely HATE meaningful relationships. You, LKJSlain are obviously the authority on all things dynamic between the sexes.

Get over yourself. You`re sounding like some feminist who was recently dumped.

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Male 1,265
"...there`s a reason why the phallus is flaccid by default."

Speak for yourself!

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Female 70
I was hoping to see pictures. :-P
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Male 72
im from ri!
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Female 797
How should I respond? Otherthan, yuck.
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Male 1,725
was that a chick b4? probably...
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Male 361
wow i feel sorry for that guy
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Male 731
unpleasant
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Female 878
I`m not gunna even touch this one...

eww..., that wasn`t a pun.

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Female 2,552
Erm, it may be awkward in church...
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Female 289
HEY I`M 20 YEARS OLD AND IM GLAD TO SAY THAT MY MAN IS 9 YEARS OLDER THEN ME. So I guess I`ll be alright :). AND I happen to naturally have big breasts and love wearing make up. I`m also an athletic have a an athletic body. You know why my boyfriend is going out with me because insecure women like you just sit around an bitch about women like me who decide that there`s more to life then complaining.
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Female 454
People don`t read big paragraphs on iab. Just saying.
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Female 648
Furthermore men like YOU are taught at young ages that women and p*ssy are all that matter in life. You are fed photos of "Hot young girls" etc. Women want security anda bond, you men are looking for "excitement, highs and sexual gratification" MERELY based on LOOKS... which is why women become more frigid in their later years and men decide to go for the young girls. Men think with their eyes, and if you continue to feed yourselves the lies that women are "big breasted" a size "3", that they sit on top of polished cars in string bikini`s and G strings and wear make up, then your idea of a woman is lost and u know NOTHING about the opposite sex whatsoever at this point. Merely that you enjoy seeing them nude, which also means that you will probably NEVER have a "TRULY" meaningful relationship in your life. What essentially happens to sum it up is that women realize that men are pigs because they`re looking at the 21 22 year olds, so the
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Female 648
Actually you`re wrong. Women`s sex drives and satisfaction can last all the way into their 80`s 90`s and hundreds, there`s more to it than that. And why do I think that men go for the young model? Because they`re cheap losers. :P That`s the honest truth. Go do some research. I`m not an "expert" on this subject but a lot of marriages that consist of people who`ve had little to no sexual experience BEFORE marriage actually have a longer lasting sex drive. The world wants people to believe that they need to "get it out of their system" before they`re old... this is incorrect. If two people who are married are both virgins or have had little sexual experience, the sexual and emotional bond that they create with one another is so extreme that their sex lives "actually" get better as they age. There are people who are 80 years old plus who still have a sexually active life with one another and are very faithful.
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Female 187
^^ so tyrizzle...y exactly do u know this.soz but if some old man was telling me about his sex life, id b more than kinda freaked.gr8 if he does but i just dont wana know about it!

oh and dreddloxx...women do the same =D fairs fair

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Male 287
LKJSlain,it is women that lose their sex drives first. Many males are sexually active well into their 80`s and 90`s... why on earth do you think that the older man will always go for a `younger model`? Why have beer when you can have champagne...?
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Male 908
My moms boyfriends dad is 90 years old and is still sexually active...to say fifty eight you can`t be having sex is an insult :P
(and im not joking 90!!!...he is a lucky man)
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Female 648
Dear men... step being so "insecure" that you THINK you need PENIS IMPLANTS (especially if you`re FIFTY EIGHT!!! which this man was when he did it) honestly? Be glad w/ the one you got and learn how to satisfy women another way. :P ... when your woman gets "excited", then excitement will happen more naturally for you, and the two of you can grow together in trust and patience. :P
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Female 207
And why not... just... take it out?... o.O
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Male 2,605
What an embarrassment, indeed. Remember ladies, there`s a reason why the phallus is flaccid by default.
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Male 2,057
Hey, hey, here`s a relating joke.
Q: What`s the difference between light and hard?


A: You can sleep with a light on!

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Male 1,406
I have the same problem. Maybe I should sue the girl giving me one...
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Female 815
-____- What a stupid old wanker. Whats next? Designer Vajina implants or something dumb like that?
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Male 1,526
i think i could handle it...
but, i wouldent like to.
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Male 3,014
But man, that sounds incredibly painful.
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Female 531
This makes my penis hurt...

...I mean, if I had one.

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Female 132
I like how it describes how the implant works. He just puts it up for sex and then puts it down once he`s done : DDDD This is a penis, not a toilet seat : D

x

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Male 329
That has got to be painful.
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Male 287
Vachement, I should imagine that his most immediate `health issue` is avoiding getting beaten up by the 6ft bodybuilder stood next to him at the public urinals...
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Female 811
^ Mmm, perhaps, but he should have been warned of the possible problems before having surgery.
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Male 129
Not only would it be embarassing, but something like that so for so long would hurt pretty bad, say, after even a day. Plus now, he probably won`t be able to have children, sex ever again, and further health issues.
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Male 111
^^^^[email protected] R_Ukidding

heh:-P so many puns in just 1 comment Heh! boners..

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Female 1,972
^^^[email protected] R_UKidding


(boner, heehee)

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Male 222
lol^! He probably just pushes it up from - to / when he goes out and uses his trousers to keep it pointing up. It wouldn`t be that bad he`d have gotton used to it. Still I wouldn`t want it to happen to me.
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Male 4,246
That must be `hard` to live with. Poor `stiff` just wants to relax, but is always `at attention.` Meanwhile, the insurance company `wankers` keep `jerking` him around while the lawyers get `chubby` from the cash they`re raking in. What a bunch of `boners.`
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Male 221
Only 10 years?
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Female 2,144
I Imagine That Would Be Quite Weird (Even Though I Dont Have A Doodle)
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Female 795
hee hee
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Female 1,972
^^Because the defunct company filed for bankruptcy & their insurance won`t pay the claim.
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Male 278
why are you so mean? ^^
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Male 1,354
dumbass old fart
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Male 380
yea immagine if you try and hide that during work or something.
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Male 2,567
ok...
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Female 153
Well, that would probably be embarassing in public... either that, or get you a lot!
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Male 287
Link: Man Has Erection For 10 Years [Rate Link] - Can`t understand what he`s complaining about.
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