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Date: 09/06/06 02:27 AM

69 Responses to Little Matador Gets Owned

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 11:45 pm
    Link: Little Matador Gets Owned - The bull shows him who`s his daddy.
  2. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 2:34 am
    I..can`t....breath...oh dear lord! that poor poor tiny little man!
  3. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 2:34 am
    Now that`s funny
  4. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 2:46 am
    You said it Jamal!
  5. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
    401 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 2:47 am
    Thats a repost.
  6. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 3:01 am
    AHA
    AHAHA
    AHAHAHAHAHA
  7. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 3:17 am
    Oh my...I can`t help laughing.
  8. Profile photo of Andrew_xero
    Andrew_xero Male 13-17
    14 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 3:41 am
    omg! was that bull humping him?
  9. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 3:44 am
    ROFLOL
  10. Profile photo of xJmanx
    xJmanx Male 13-17
    62 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 3:45 am
    i wasn`t expecting that at all. i was hoping for some aerial action though :(
  11. Profile photo of elbcw
    elbcw Female 18-29
    12 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 3:56 am
    Good for the bull!!!
  12. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 3:57 am
    That bull was trying to make babies with him! Serves him right, cruel "sport"
  13. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 4:12 am
    That`s not a bull.....if it were a bull that midget would be dead.
  14. Profile photo of withnail101
    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 5:29 am
    Serves him right - little bastard.
  15. Profile photo of flipz4
    flipz4 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 5:35 am
    The Midget and the bull were in the ring making babies, and i saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me.
  16. Profile photo of RetroNess
    RetroNess Female 18-29
    118 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 5:42 am
    Ahahaha. Lmao! That`s hilarious.
  17. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 6:06 am
    Mani-jac, just like people and umm, other things, bulls come in all shapes and sizes.
  18. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 6:11 am
    lol.
  19. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 6:38 am
    @icklevamp, I know, but you only call it a bull when it is fully grown.
    You don`t call a child a man now, do you?
  20. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 6:44 am
    This is a bull:

  21. Profile photo of schnouzi
    schnouzi Female 13-17
    56 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 6:58 am
    Not poor little guy--poor bull. He`ll get killed in the end--the guy will just go and kill some more. Yeah right.
  22. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 7:13 am
    The bull`s feelings were probably hurt because he got turned down. LOL
  23. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 8:16 am
    Little man, little bull, little lovin`
  24. Profile photo of SheDevil_666
    SheDevil_666 Female 30-39
    27 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 8:22 am
    So why is ok for the man to hurt the bull but when the bull gets the upper hand he gets dragged off..least they could do was make it fair for both n may the best win
  25. Profile photo of Monkeynuts
    Monkeynuts Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 8:30 am
    Is that a Ginger Midget? How unlucky! Their kids would have looked really funny though.... mini ginger minotaurs - great!
  26. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 8:50 am
    Good ol` equal opportunity! We have a midget matador and a homosexual bull! Now all we need is some rodeo clowns in wheelchairs...
  27. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 8:56 am
    ^rofl

    Mini me got mounted. X D

  28. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 9:04 am
    haha ROFL ^
    ^

    looool!

  29. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 9:22 am
    -Good ol` equal opportunity! We have a midget matador and a homosexual bull! Now all we need is some rodeo clowns in wheelchairs...-

    lmfao!

  30. Profile photo of milflikewhoa
    milflikewhoa Female 18-29
    27 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 9:58 am
    *snortlaughdie* hee..that was great
  31. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 10:04 am
    served him right
  32. Profile photo of plebmonk
    plebmonk Male 13-17
    26 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 11:27 am
    Mani-Jac, your picture was a shop. I can tell by the pixels and having seen a few in my time.
  33. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 11:43 am
    i dont like bull-fighting but that clip was pretty funny!
  34. Profile photo of I_love_ska
    I_love_ska Male 13-17
    419 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 11:51 am
    Hahahaha.

    That was the bee`s knees.

  35. Profile photo of twitch43
    twitch43 Female 18-29
    87 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    hahahaha... That just made my day. If only all matadors would get mounted, and then stomped into the ground. Actually Mani-Jac, young bulls are still called bulls.
  36. Profile photo of deceit
    deceit Male 18-29
    79 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 12:49 pm
  37. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    Seriously... that`s messed up.
  38. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    all i need to said is this: who`s your daddy!?!?
  39. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    ummm.. i dont think they`re being owned...
  40. Profile photo of nadav22
    nadav22 Male 13-17
    458 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 1:48 pm
    he was raped by a horny bull,

    ouch.

  41. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 2:02 pm
    Oh...gross...Poor tiny man. And what a strange bull.
  42. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    ha ha... horny bull... not funny...

    The clip was though... as well as Maelstrom`s comment...

  43. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 4:22 pm
    lol the lil guy got laid
  44. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    sad tough i would be kikin the crap out daat bull for him
  45. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    Your picture is off, deceit.

    It`s "I can tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time"

  46. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 4:26 pm
    ha! excellent!
  47. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    Jesus! I think the bull was humping her!
  48. Profile photo of Nezaru
    Nezaru Male 18-29
    98 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    UP TEH BUM!!!
  49. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    "The Midget and the bull were in the ring making babies, and i saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me."

    haha everytime i see tht part on the simpsons it cracks me up!!!

  50. Profile photo of JpKllA
    JpKllA Male 13-17
    338 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 5:40 pm
    Repost. This is old as crap.
  51. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
    449 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 5:44 pm
    Did the bull just hump him?
  52. Profile photo of Dragynwing
    Dragynwing Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    i LOLed
  53. Profile photo of carrettop
    carrettop Male 13-17
    142 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 6:04 pm
    lmfao
  54. Profile photo of kraimer
    kraimer Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 6:35 pm
    good times...
  55. Profile photo of Gobz
    Gobz Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 6:54 pm
    Haha, that is one of the funniest things I`ve seen on here.
  56. Profile photo of AMU
    AMU Female 18-29
    119 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 7:31 pm
    it was a girl...her name is Carlita Romero (the announcer mentions it).....poor girl, but still...i couldnt help but laugh
  57. Profile photo of yaoninja
    yaoninja Male 13-17
    90 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    i feel like i need a chemical shower
  58. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 7:58 pm
    was that a man or woman? lol i think the calf (bull) is a little too young to be doin that
  59. Profile photo of p4nd4z
    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 10:37 pm
    ass rapage
  60. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 10:47 pm
    Did anybody notice that the bull looked like he was humping the freaking guy
  61. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 10:47 pm
    omg . . need to change the caption
  62. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    September 6, 2006 at 11:20 pm
    -Did anybody notice that the bull looked like he was humping the freaking guy-

    He was, that`s the point.

  63. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    September 7, 2006 at 12:02 am
    Its a woman matador. I can tell from my fetish for midgets whipping me with mustard coated shoestrings. I can spot a female midget from a 1/8 mile away (since, afterall, they are short.)

    Monkeynuts said: "mini ginger minotaurs" Awesome!

  64. Profile photo of eviloreos04
    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 7, 2006 at 9:33 pm
    yes then...i think the midget liked it.. just a guess. and the bull was dominating not humoing.. dogs do it to to ther male dogs and they always think their gay haha! lol they might as well be.. if my bf started humping some guy i`d think it was alot awkward..
  65. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    September 7, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    i guessing, whatever that is, isn`t supposed to impregnate the little person
  66. Profile photo of jennam
    jennam Female 18-29
    48 posts
    September 8, 2006 at 3:16 pm
    oh... good lord! ...i mean... D@MN!
  67. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    September 8, 2006 at 7:15 pm
    lol that was funny, I hate bullfighting though.
  68. Profile photo of brigmunst
    brigmunst Female 30-39
    65 posts
    September 8, 2006 at 9:35 pm
    wtf? who in their right mind would put their kid in a ring with a steer?
  69. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 12:42 am
    ha ahahahahhaa oh, poor thing hhhaaaahahahahaha that is so horrible.
    roflmfao

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