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Hello!I`m writing to say will you please kindly CANCEL ALL the ORDERS that havebeen made via your website, http://www.instanthitman.com/I believe my friend`s son was on my laptop unsupervised and somehow managedto find your website. He was searching online for the game Hitman. Anyhow, he played around your website and placed afew ORDERS. He`s not 100% certain how many ORDERS he placed but he did place a few.
The poor boy didn`t know what he wasdoing, etc. So will you please kindly CANCEL ALL the ORDERS made ASAP.Thanks.
Thank you!P.S. I`m not exactly sure how the order was placed and how the orderactually works, etc. I asked my friend`s son but he can`t recall and he`s terrified, anyhow.Poor boy, feel sorry for him. Love him! He does use an AOL associated e-mailaddress, though. Hence, I`m menti
To enter the Twilight Zone click below. Du du du dum.
where do you find the fine print?
z0mg my sister that i dont have will die soon...
(i only have a brother...)
off-topic: That`s the most emo statement I`ve ever read, Boxtop.
I ask the same of you.
An old woman used it, and her husband turned up dead!"
oh noes i ordered a dismemberment package on myself
Good one, Jimbone.
So what if im a failure? At least i can be happy but with you its not so simple. Do you just repeatedly return to this post because you like arguing?
who dares say love is dead!
"What im basically saying is mellow out -___- You`re even more pissed off at stuff than me and im emo."
So by hoping my balls get chopped off you really mean "mellow out." Oh yeah, that makes sense. Real expert logic there.
The fact that you consider yourself emo explains why you`re such a failure.
Yes, but HES the one who should grow up. =/
What im basically saying is mellow out -___- You`re even more pissed off at stuff than me and im emo.
That explains a lot.
well, ok then. i will kill somebody.
I DONT HAVE A SON!
Wow. You made a comment about how you wish someone would chop off my balls? Very mature of you. Grow up.
Thankfully I was really bored and I read the fine print:InstantHitman.com - Professional Contract Killings at Prices You Can Afford.Whether you`re looking to exact revenge on a cheating spouse or to simply quiet that noisy neighbor once and for all, InstantHitman.com can help.Let our team of experienced contract killers make a bold statement on your behalf!If you`re reading this fine print, you`re either a search engine, a lawyer, or just really bored.In any event, this site is obviously a joke. Please, don`t kill anyone, and don`t hire anyone to kill anyone. Got it?
*wipes sweat from forehead* Phew!
last line of fine print on the site. thank god its a joke. its just freaky. so what is the like posted above thinking?
An old woman used it, and her husband turned up dead!
If this were real I can think of quite a few kids at school I would use this on...
Or if it is real, my ex will be dead within days... WATCH OUT SCOTT!
triindiglo: el dorko!