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Date: 09/28/06 02:12 AM

103 Responses to How to write a decent suicide note

  1. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 9:50 pm
    Link: How to write a decent suicide note - Try to stay away from cliches.
  2. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 2:18 am
    Lol I`m not gonna suicide anytime soon though.
  3. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 2:22 am
    hehe
  4. Profile photo of banana_benda
    banana_benda Male 40-49
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    September 28, 2006 at 2:31 am
    There`s some advice you can only use once
  5. Profile photo of alknick
    alknick Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 2:48 am
    Word to live by. Or..wait, that`s not right.
  6. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
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    September 28, 2006 at 2:59 am
    I don`t find this funny one bit. Aside from that it`s good advice.
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    bubba_gum Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 3:16 am
    ^^^ how the hell is this good advice?... oh cmon everyone lets write suicide notes and go down a bottle of tylenol.
  8. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 3:28 am
    Suicide would be the last thing I would do.......
  9. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    September 28, 2006 at 3:30 am
    Some of the guidelines are helpful for other means of serious communication...like ransom notes, resignations, manifestos & stalker rants.
  10. Profile photo of ginkakuji
    ginkakuji Male 18-29
    129 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 3:32 am
    What a messed up world we live in.
  11. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
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    September 28, 2006 at 3:42 am
    Eck, thats not funny.
  12. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 3:54 am
    Unpleasant reading.
  13. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 4:02 am
    Meh, I`ll think I`ll go and watch the Free Hugs thing again...
  14. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 4:07 am
    People actually make how-to`s for things like this??
  15. Profile photo of shetanbrat
    shetanbrat Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 4:18 am
    a little too messed up, I don`t find it very entertaining.
  16. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 4:31 am
    I`m not totally certain why this is in the "funny" category, unless one is into gallows humour. Speaking of: Good one, Mani-Jac.

    "Tip #14
    Check your note for flow." Yeesh.

  17. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 5:11 am
    Not very amusing.
  18. Profile photo of honeybug
    honeybug Female 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 5:22 am
    ^^agreed
  19. Profile photo of dak8n
    dak8n Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 5:38 am
    I dig all types of humor: sophomoric humor, uncalled-for humor and most surely controversial humor, but how can there be humor derived from something that causes such pain? The collapse of seemingly happy families. The severe reaction to a uncompromising situation. So what is this humor, then? Is it merely a coy method of dealing with this suffering? A way to mock a real situation that effects our ideas of the human condition? I`m not taken aback, I`m just disappointed in the author...
  20. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 6:22 am
    Then again, maybe it isn`t supposed to be homourous at all. The author could be very serious about making sure suicidal people leave succinct and easily readable notes, perhaps because he/she read too many that were poorly written.
  21. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 7:46 am
    That was interesting to read, but it was very depressing. It shouldn`t be easy to access, or should be banned because it`s helping people take their own lives.
  22. Profile photo of Exl249
    Exl249 Male 13-17
    111 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 7:48 am
    dak8n: you are the most profound and intellectual person i have met on this website. and i applaude you for that.

    R_U_kidding: I agree with you there.

  23. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:03 am
    ``Had Enough. I`m Gone. Bye Bye...``
  24. Profile photo of mrbaliw
    mrbaliw Male 18-29
    223 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:34 am
    Was this like taken from "Suicide for Dummies"?
  25. Profile photo of bucketofGold
    bucketofGold Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 10:00 am
    I though it was amusing, and it achieved the purpose of unboring me. I think it`s stupid to get all worked up over this. People make fun of all sorts of things, religion, family, heritage. Everything and so how is suicide any different? Religion can be a very hurtful topic... yet people still make fun of it all the time. SUCK IT UP.
  26. Profile photo of Lostio
    Lostio Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 10:04 am
    Oooh this is just what I needed. Thanks LBlues.
  27. Profile photo of jmbrch4507
    jmbrch4507 Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 10:16 am
    horrible and sad that it`s actually posted here.

    Some poor depressed teenager or even adult is going to come across this and rather than trying to get help they find the best way to write their suicide letter.

    just sad if you ask me

  28. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 10:39 am
    Morbid humor! Mwahahaha!
  29. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 10:40 am
    I would like to tell you that this is IAB, you shouldn`t be going to this for suicide advice. And if you are, I doubt a joke about how to write a suicide note would push you over the edge to commit suicide. Seriously, I`ve had thoughts of suicide, and go to a therapist, and I still find this funny.
  30. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 11:21 am
    For all of you who are wondering why this link was categorized as funny: it`s not, and you know that. The poster clearly made a mistake.

    Personally I like this link. If someone wants help writing their suicide note, they should be able to obtain that information. As far as suicide goes I`m very pro-choice - everyone should have the right to take their *own* life. It`s a pity you don`t share that view, 0AmY0.

    This link reminds me of something that would be on alt.suicide.holiday, actually.

  31. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 11:39 am
    This is just sick. I am disapointed in IAB
  32. Profile photo of jkhoo
    jkhoo Male 18-29
    145 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 11:54 am
    ok that was just wrong. if we have to resort to this as humour, it`s just sad. one kind of sick twisted world we live in man.
  33. Profile photo of tawnymw1988
    tawnymw1988 Female 18-29
    207 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 11:55 am
    ... Well... it`s not amusing, yet... Hm...
  34. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    Don`t worry Mani-Jac... IIII got it. HAHA. Anyways, yeah, this is a little oddddd.
  35. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    When commiting suicide ... dont go for anything flashy!

    Like turning on your gas oven stove and letting the gas flood your room while you slowly die from the lack of oxygen...

    And more importantly dont go for something stupid like ODing on tylenols. Go for something nice, clean, and painless.

    Like buy a gun and shootyourself
    Slit your wrists! But make sure your cutting them right!
    Jump off a really high place!

    Things not to do!

    Stab yourself in the chest! - PAINFUL!
    Over dose on medecine! - PAINFUL! and generarly an ugly scene
    ANYthing related to fire! - Fugling PAINFUL! and may be seen as an acident.

    Just trying to be helpful :P

  36. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 12:58 pm
    ...meh....not very funny...
  37. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 1:23 pm
    To those `disgusted` by this particular post: Look,this is the internet and if you go take a quick look around it,I guarantee that you are going to find FAR,FAR worse things than this little tongue-in-cheek item. There are a plethora of sites which will happily tell you HOW to commit suicide in the most efficient way possible,never mind how to write a bloody letter!
    Ok, so there are going to be the odd unstable individual that reads jokey stuff like this and react negatively,but on the whole,the average balanced person will see this for exactly what it is:a joke. Lighten up,people!
  38. Profile photo of natalieh184
    natalieh184 Female 13-17
    26 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 1:25 pm
    This is kinda... Sick
  39. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 1:38 pm
    Oh,and if any of you took the time to notice,there is a link to several different suicide-prevention sites within the text near the top section of the page...
  40. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    Dreddloxx, you say it`s a joke although I`m not convinced. Pro-choice suicide sites often frown on people merely gesturing towards suicide for attention and accordingly direct them to more appropriate sites. This link in particular does just that.

    Also, the designers of the parent website, http://www.axe-s.com/, apparently wished it to seem inaccessible and uninviting to the general public. This is a trait common to pro-choice suicide sites.

    It`s certainly not a joke, but it`s not morbid, either. I consider it helpful and informative and it does humanity a service.

  41. Profile photo of YoSassy
    YoSassy Female 18-29
    486 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:06 pm
    It seemed quite serious.
  42. Profile photo of revoliver
    revoliver Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 2:12 pm
    well, after all, we should finally start considering death as another fact of life.
  43. Profile photo of superbitch19
    superbitch19 Female 13-17
    21 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:25 pm
    omg y r peeps gettin all petheticly wound up...its kinda funny in a way
    and...i think in some ways this thing cld stop people from killin themslfs think bout it they mock it...people hu read will think twice ...and wen you do somthing a few days befor thinkin it over always makes you change ur mind

    think one day ur dratd up an depressd 1 day l8er you win the lottery...now if they ddnt read that they wld have one peeps ded an a scruffy suicide note....
    jus think happy thoughts :)

  44. Profile photo of superbitch19
    superbitch19 Female 13-17
    21 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    owww i cnt spl now dratd waz spose 2 b dratd hehe
    dnt no how that happnd lol
  45. Profile photo of superbitch19
    superbitch19 Female 13-17
    21 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    arghhh dnt mind haha lmao
  46. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    Correct me if I`m wrong...but this was under the FUNNY section (See the icon next to it on the main page)...and the title clearly gives away the content of where the link leads to.
    All in all, you should have known what to expect and if suicide humor isn`t for you, then you shouldn`t have clicked in the first place.

    Looks like the more frequent posters on IAB have moved on from the whole `emo` thing...thank god!!

    They missed something off the list by the way...

    Tip #16
    Don`t blame your misfortune on anything which other kid`s enjoy, as it will probably end up getting banned forever. E.g. `...and this was all because of myspace...` could easily lead to riots of all the little kids wanting to blog their little lives away but being banned from doing so. Be considerate.

  47. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 2:39 pm
    Keep going superbitch19! I know you still have some left inside of you!

    ... not that i actually read what you posted...

  48. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    "I though it was amusing, and it achieved the purpose of unboring me. I think it`s stupid to get all worked up over this. People make fun of all sorts of things, religion, family, heritage. Everything and so how is suicide any different? Religion can be a very hurtful topic... yet people still make fun of it all the time. SUCK IT UP."

    Absolutely. Lighten up. If it`s not happening to you, it`s funny. If it is, hurry up, for God`s sake.

  49. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    Let`s have some dead baby jokes now. Lighten the mood.
  50. Profile photo of elxx
    elxx Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    I`ve been looking for that. See u never.
  51. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    That`s sick...
  52. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    Is this supposed to be funny? Because it`s actully quite sad.
  53. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 3:58 pm
    Amusingly morbid for a while.
  54. Profile photo of Someone_Else
    Someone_Else Female 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    Not...funny?
  55. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 4:09 pm
    that whas very disturbing
    i bet the guy who wrote this used all that in his suicide note and killed himself soon after :P
  56. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    thts not funny it seems rly serios
  57. Profile photo of Toadfish
    Toadfish Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    dude... this aint cool...
  58. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 5:11 pm
    great tips, i`m just not planning on trying them.
    they make a lot of sense. gawd how does he know about them?
  59. Profile photo of narlycharlie
    narlycharlie Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    That is cool, I am not afraid to die, and I am not going to to kill myself either. I thought it was funny and clever.
  60. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    Good advice for an emo.
  61. Profile photo of kel619
    kel619 Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    This is disgusting. My brother commited suicide last year and it was the most horrible thing i ever had to go through. Im not impressed by this.
  62. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 6:25 pm
    Ok, Overmann...what`s your point...? I just clicked your link...YOU tell me what I found.
  63. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 6:35 pm
    I guess this particular link is now reaching the point of offensive...time to put it to bed,eh?
  64. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 6:44 pm
    Why would I need to know this, and also, read the small print.
  65. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    I think this link is awful! So yeah I should have known better but seriously IAB is supposed to be something to brighten up my day not make me want to kill myself. A kid did kill himself not so long ago because of crap like this (not IAB!). I`m not just saying that because someone I knew killed themselves either!
  66. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 7:11 pm
    solidsteel, ask yourself that question. After all, you clicked the link.

    dreddloxx, my point is that the webpage and its parent website have the characteristics of a genuine suicide website and that the link, therefore, is no joke. Whoever posted the link didn`t categorize it properly (note the caption doesn`t relate the link`s funny content).

    It`s still a great link, all in all. Very good advice.

    "Correct me if I`m wrong..."

    Certainly, ConverseUK. In what way does this link qualify as "suicide humor"? In what way does it qualify as any humor?

  67. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 7:18 pm
    Ok,Overmann.point taken. I was not having a go at you...it`s just that this site seems so...clinical...? WHY can`t we have this particular type of link on here? After all,it`s only supposed to be,well...funny?
  68. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 7:24 pm
    I seriously doubt that anyone who wants to kill themselves will really care about all that.
  69. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
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    September 28, 2006 at 7:36 pm
    Hang about...where was I...? Oh,yeah...Fúck this...I`m off to goregasm.com...
  70. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 7:41 pm
    wtf...who would make this website? how sick do you have to be?
  71. Profile photo of PeaceFrog71
    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    I noticed the disclaimer before the advice, unlike most of you.

    It gives links to places you could get help.

    Probably not going to change your mind.

    I`m just pointing it out.


  72. Profile photo of KillRomance3
    KillRomance3 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:02 pm
    Wow people chill out. its just something someone wrote.
    You wouldnt get all hurt and offended if someone wrote a book about suicide. you dont get all booty-hurt about other more important things...
    gah.
  73. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:10 pm
    Eek not good.
    I suffer from hypersensitivity and am suicidal. My mom found out and said that she is getting me help, but she hasn`t yet. Atleast I`m not the crazy type of suicidal , so seeing this wont affect me, but I don`t like this, for what if someone comes along this and...wow. I agree that this should be banned. I am bored is better than this. I`m Athiest, (but raised Christian), and um... no suicide is a bigger deal then religion.It takes someones life, and ruins many others. I dont like this at all.
  74. Profile photo of jo_ero
    jo_ero Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 9:14 pm
    These are the guidelines that our LA teacher tells us to write papers.
    :-O
  75. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 9:19 pm
    funny to a point but its kinda sads and disgusting also, obviously its a joike...i hope
  76. Profile photo of carissakayb
    carissakayb Female 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    Not that funny compared to something about the same thing but WAY more cynical and f u n n y!
  77. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
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    September 28, 2006 at 9:58 pm
    "Note: if you are not actually committing suicide because you want to die but are just looking to get attention, do not bother reading this. Your note will mean nothing once the doctors are done treating the scratches on your wrists or pumping the 2000mg of Advil out of your stomach. There are better ways of getting attention anyway. I suggest you try one of the many services for people who are only crying for help." haha
  78. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 10:00 pm
    Its just a differant approach to humor. Sure this is a deep,morbid and touchy subject. Thats what the author likes to do perhaps.

    Seriously I hate suicide to the greatest extent. Suicidical friends just worry me.

    Yet, there`s actually some really cool advice.

    After reading I was thinking of writing a note of my own, hypothetically-to test my writing skills. Kinda like writing your own eulogy or something else that dark-just please. dont take this seriously. The internet is seldom serious

  79. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    But seriously dont blame I am bored for posting something so morbid. Not all links are for all people. Paradigms thank you very much

    Just look at the bright side of things. Being so pessimistic will only lead to sadness. Really guys..

  80. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 10:37 pm
    well I will just have to keep those tips in mind if I ever decide it bite the bullet.
  81. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
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    September 28, 2006 at 10:42 pm
    Extremely poor taste and absolutely NOT humorous. Too many people end their lives tragically and leave behind a wake of despair. Suicide is NOT funny.
  82. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
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    September 29, 2006 at 12:44 am
    Ehhhhh.....no comment.
  83. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2006 at 7:51 am
    cnlbell, it should be a person`s right to take their own life, nevermind what others think. I don`t understand why people cannot comprehend that.
  84. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 11:06 am
    ^Overman, if you have a wife, or significant other, mother, father or best friend, how would you feel if they commited suicide? Sure, it is my choice, my life, if I want to kill myself I will.

    What I`m saying is, if someone I love could get access to this, it might push the idea further. I just wouldnt` want to lose a loved one, that`s all.

  85. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    I see. I understand why you would feel that way, 0AmY0, though the difference between you and I is that I believe such thinking to be whole-heartedly selfish. Who am I to detain someone on this world when their utmost desire lies elsewhere? Who am I to judge that someone should have to persevere unnecessarily against their very will?

    I don`t have a significant other or much of anyone I hold dear, but if I did, I would cherish every day of their company knowing that their presence amd time here is dependent upon innumerable factors and subject to change at any given moment. I would accept their decision to end their life because I know that if life became so excrutiatingly painful or insufferable, I would hope others would accept my own decision to exit or do with my life as I saw fit.

  86. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 2:12 pm
    Yeah, that`s true, the reason it is selfish is because I wouldn`t want to deal with the grieving process after losing them. In the back of my mind I wonder what it is about their life that is so bad and maybe there is some way, or someone out there that could give them hope to go on. If you don`t believe in life after death, then in reality you would never see them again, and that thought is awful. There must be a way to help. Maybe they have a mental disorder that perhaps is making them feel that way, that could be treated, but if the case is that they are suffering physical pain, an uncurable disease, then I see why they would choose to take their life. I guess even sometimes you can`t always treat a mental disorder either. It just freaks me out, just the thought. What if they could get help, but they were to embarrassed to ask? There are positive solutions, but all in all, it is their choice. So sad.
  87. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 3:27 pm
    WHy is this marked "Funny". Even I did not think of it as slightly funny.
  88. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
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    September 29, 2006 at 5:27 pm
    Don`t reveal your methods.
    This is most important when taking poisons and pills. Telling everyone what you took just makes it easier for them to give you the treatments needed to revive you. Alternately, you do not want someone to find the note that details which bridge you`re jumping off of before you get that chance to jump. They might be able to stop you. People will find out how you did it once the autopsy reports come in anyway.

    Wtf???

  89. Profile photo of bullshiznit0
    bullshiznit0 Male 13-17
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    September 29, 2006 at 6:25 pm
    you have problems.
  90. Profile photo of fatnhappy
    fatnhappy Female 18-29
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    September 29, 2006 at 6:49 pm
    This is stupid,someone might actually follow the guide lines.
  91. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2006 at 7:45 pm
    violingirl77, what do you not understand?
  92. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    Suicide is the most selfish thing anyone can ever do.
  93. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 9:00 pm
    I disagree. While suicide is dependent solely on an individual`s will to kill themselves (some may disagree and say the world made them do it), deciding this will is independent from anyone else`s involvement in reaching the decision (think apples and oranges). This decision may not be entirely acceptable to everyone around the suicidal, but they should have long ago accepted that they had no involvement in reaching the decision. Indeed, the pain people feel afterwards is in part due to this realization.

    Killing oneself to reduce the global population is actually a selfless act.

  94. Profile photo of spack12
    spack12 Male 13-17
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    September 29, 2006 at 11:13 pm
    disturbing
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    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 12:06 am
    is overmann being serious here?
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 12:27 am
    "is overmann being serious here?"

    I thought that was understood...?

    It`s hard for me to put what I`m trying to say into words, obviously. As soon as I figure out how to word it properly I`ll be sure to do so.

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    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    what im a-thinkin is this:

    its a BRILIANT source of information.
    its a FANTASTIC idea.
    and this is why:

    usually when someone commits suicide, its not really that thought through. it is done in the heat of the moment and whilst the person is full of angst or whichever. after putting this much thought into writing the letter, you arent in the right frame of mind to commit suicide, you`ve calmed down a bit, you`re thinking straighter. possibly.

    ...im going to be a therapist!!!!!! ><

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    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 1:59 am
    This wasn`t funny. I don`t think the author ment it as a joke. It made me feel kinda sick. And really sad. Now excuse me while I go find a cute video of a kitten.
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    homsar42 Female 13-17
    144 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    bad taste.
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    lilrebbitzen Female 13-17
    20 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 2:21 am
    Not very funny.

    If you want funny in regards to this sort of thing, try this: http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/suic...

    At least that`s kind of funny. I will NEVER commit suicide after reading that thing...

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    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 10:39 am
    ^^ Man, I totally agree. Holy shït.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 7:25 pm
    SUICIDE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THEM.

    YOUR LIFE SUCKS, TOO GODDAMNED BAD, SUCK IT UP!!!

    WEAK-ASS B`TCHES

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    x_Kirkiah_x Female 13-17
    71 posts
    November 18, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    I agree with aftershock, they just need to get over their dumb little problems.

    But dude turn off the caps lock.

    Oh and while preparing for a cool suicide note, heres some ideas for a more interesting suicide- http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse. net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

    (take out the spaces I couldn`t post it the other way...)

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