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But dude turn off the caps lock.
Oh and while preparing for a cool suicide note, heres some ideas for a more interesting suicide- http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse. net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
(take out the spaces I couldn`t post it the other way...)
YOUR LIFE SUCKS, TOO GODDAMNED BAD, SUCK IT UP!!!
If you want funny in regards to this sort of thing, try this: http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/suic...
At least that`s kind of funny. I will NEVER commit suicide after reading that thing...
its a BRILIANT source of information. its a FANTASTIC idea. and this is why:
usually when someone commits suicide, its not really that thought through. it is done in the heat of the moment and whilst the person is full of angst or whichever. after putting this much thought into writing the letter, you arent in the right frame of mind to commit suicide, you`ve calmed down a bit, you`re thinking straighter. possibly.
...im going to be a therapist!!!!!! ><
I thought that was understood...?
It`s hard for me to put what I`m trying to say into words, obviously. As soon as I figure out how to word it properly I`ll be sure to do so.
Killing oneself to reduce the global population is actually a selfless act.
I don`t have a significant other or much of anyone I hold dear, but if I did, I would cherish every day of their company knowing that their presence amd time here is dependent upon innumerable factors and subject to change at any given moment. I would accept their decision to end their life because I know that if life became so excrutiatingly painful or insufferable, I would hope others would accept my own decision to exit or do with my life as I saw fit.
What I`m saying is, if someone I love could get access to this, it might push the idea further. I just wouldnt` want to lose a loved one, that`s all.
Just look at the bright side of things. Being so pessimistic will only lead to sadness. Really guys..
Seriously I hate suicide to the greatest extent. Suicidical friends just worry me.
Yet, there`s actually some really cool advice.
After reading I was thinking of writing a note of my own, hypothetically-to test my writing skills. Kinda like writing your own eulogy or something else that dark-just please. dont take this seriously. The internet is seldom serious
It gives links to places you could get help.
Probably not going to change your mind.
I`m just pointing it out.
dreddloxx, my point is that the webpage and its parent website have the characteristics of a genuine suicide website and that the link, therefore, is no joke. Whoever posted the link didn`t categorize it properly (note the caption doesn`t relate the link`s funny content).
It`s still a great link, all in all. Very good advice.
"Correct me if I`m wrong..."
Certainly, ConverseUK. In what way does this link qualify as "suicide humor"? In what way does it qualify as any humor?
Absolutely. Lighten up. If it`s not happening to you, it`s funny. If it is, hurry up, for God`s sake.
... not that i actually read what you posted...
Looks like the more frequent posters on IAB have moved on from the whole `emo` thing...thank god!!
They missed something off the list by the way...
Tip #16Don`t blame your misfortune on anything which other kid`s enjoy, as it will probably end up getting banned forever. E.g. `...and this was all because of myspace...` could easily lead to riots of all the little kids wanting to blog their little lives away but being banned from doing so. Be considerate.
think one day ur dratd up an depressd 1 day l8er you win the lottery...now if they ddnt read that they wld have one peeps ded an a scruffy suicide note....jus think happy thoughts :)
Also, the designers of the parent website, http://www.axe-s.com/, apparently wished it to seem inaccessible and uninviting to the general public. This is a trait common to pro-choice suicide sites.
It`s certainly not a joke, but it`s not morbid, either. I consider it helpful and informative and it does humanity a service.
Like turning on your gas oven stove and letting the gas flood your room while you slowly die from the lack of oxygen...
And more importantly dont go for something stupid like ODing on tylenols. Go for something nice, clean, and painless.
Like buy a gun and shootyourselfSlit your wrists! But make sure your cutting them right!Jump off a really high place!
Things not to do!
Stab yourself in the chest! - PAINFUL!Over dose on medecine! - PAINFUL! and generarly an ugly sceneANYthing related to fire! - Fugling PAINFUL! and may be seen as an acident.
Just trying to be helpful :P
Personally I like this link. If someone wants help writing their suicide note, they should be able to obtain that information. As far as suicide goes I`m very pro-choice - everyone should have the right to take their *own* life. It`s a pity you don`t share that view, 0AmY0.
This link reminds me of something that would be on alt.suicide.holiday, actually.
Some poor depressed teenager or even adult is going to come across this and rather than trying to get help they find the best way to write their suicide letter.
just sad if you ask me
R_U_kidding: I agree with you there.
"Tip #14Check your note for flow." Yeesh.