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Date: 09/11/06 02:20 AM

67 Responses to How to get a boyfriend

  1. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 12:43 am
    Link: How to get a boyfriend - Just follow these simple steps.
  2. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 12:53 am
    thats right on. great steps..
  3. Profile photo of jennsync415
    jennsync415 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 1:35 am
    I only just learned what "put out" means like a month ago.
  4. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 2:25 am
    I bought this shirt for my ex...it`s still funny (and true)
  5. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 2:37 am
    how sad :P....butttt true
  6. Profile photo of _Truth_
    _Truth_ Male 18-29
    95 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 2:39 am
    Its almost annoying how easy it is for girls. If they had the guy version of that there would be to many steps to fit on the shirt.
  7. Profile photo of five2one
    five2one Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 2:42 am
    I don`t know about a boyfriend. This might`ve been mixed up with the `How to Attract Date Rapists` shirt...
  8. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 2:50 am
    lmao, yeah, that`ll work.

    Girls like that won`t get a boyfriend. Free milk and all that.

  9. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 3:07 am
    who res
  10. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 3:20 am
    Yah all these young guys are like "that won`t work." You dumba$$es. It totally works. That`s why it`s funny. I bet you`re all, "I like a girl only for her personality. Looks don`t matter to me," and then you all download mad porn and choke the chicken 50 times a day to Victoria Secret catalogs. It`s not like the shirt said, "How to get married."
  11. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 3:43 am
    the post does not imply you will get a *good* boyfriend using these instructions
  12. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 3:52 am
    Go to ibiza and this works for pulling girls too :)

    - most british girls too!

  13. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 3:56 am
    i prefer non slutty clothes, a smile at jokes, and no put out on the first date.

    i like shyer girls. but thats just me.

  14. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 3:59 am
    man: hi i`m a paedophile.
    girl: really? wanna hang out?
    man:...umm, i was joking.
    girl: no really, wanna go have a beer and talk about..stuff?
    man: ok, now i`m leaving...
  15. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 4:25 am
    dudeman1st, you stupid fock. Doing these things won`t get a girl a boyfriend, it`ll just get them used for sex, ya damn `tard. And you`re over 30?
  16. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 5:10 am
    Or it could be renamed "How to get a reputation of being a slaggy little harlot".
  17. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 6:26 am
    dudeman1st you have a warped mind
  18. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 6:41 am
    meh...a girl wearing slutty clothes implies that shes a slut...and unless you like em dirty, you`ll know better than to shack up with the slutty lookin girl.
  19. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 6:43 am
    dudeman1st.... dont speak on my behalf. ever.
  20. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 6:51 am
    Couldn`t agree more with SpoonFork.

    This submission is retarded and juvenile. And retarded.

  21. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 7:08 am
    This is so true, I hate it.
  22. Profile photo of doobiebrotha
    doobiebrotha Male 30-39
    138 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 7:33 am
    That sounds about right.
  23. Profile photo of guapodude
    guapodude Male 13-17
    329 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 8:03 am
    I can see it now:
    all of the guys here are going to be like "z0mg iTz s0 tru lolz tahtz s0 hawt" and all of the ladies here on IAB are going to be like "leik leik 0nly s|Utz d0 taht l0lz wtf"
  24. Profile photo of mrbaliw
    mrbaliw Male 18-29
    223 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 8:06 am
    yupps
  25. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 9:03 am
    =/
  26. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 11:15 am
    Meh, it was a good laugh.
  27. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 11:18 am
    you wont get a decent bf most of the time if you follow those steps
  28. Profile photo of byebyemoto
    byebyemoto Female 13-17
    345 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 11:50 am
    I like the slutty clothes pic.
  29. Profile photo of stoneyjoe
    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 11:54 am
    haha funny stuffs
  30. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 11:58 am
    No thanks.
  31. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    Really, it`s just `how to get laid, if you`re a girl.` And pretty much, you can just 1) be a girl, and then, 2) just skip to step 3. Now, a BF, husband, etc., for more than a few weeks, that`s another thing altogether. But, consider how hard it is for guys to even get laid. So, I reckon it`s all fair in the end. Mostly. ;-)
  32. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 1:23 pm
    That`s the best way to *avoid* getting a boyfriend. It`ll get you a 1-night stand or a fockbuddy, but that`s about all.

    Most.mysogenistic.post.ever.

  33. Profile photo of daikonv
    daikonv Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    this image is taken from a tshirt thats sold in japan. i remember seeing a girl wearing one.
  34. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 2:13 pm
    Maybe the girl was a spokesperson?
  35. Profile photo of HappyLozeee
    HappyLozeee Female 13-17
    13 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 3:13 pm
    heeheehee
  36. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    Friggin` genius.
  37. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 4:16 pm
    If a girl puts out after the first date, the chances of the boy remaining a boyfriend are smaller.
  38. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    mmm. i really cant decide whether this is funny or not :S
  39. Profile photo of geetar6262
    geetar6262 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    can i get an amen?
  40. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 4:45 pm
    wow, interesting. But girls would not do that I think. I dont think there are girls that desperate anyway....
  41. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 5:01 pm
    CRACK WHORES!
  42. Profile photo of Marion
    Marion Female 13-17
    43 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 5:20 pm
    Aha... So that`s how you get one..
  43. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    I guess its true.....lol
  44. Profile photo of kraimer
    kraimer Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    More like: How to get an STD
  45. Profile photo of xoxoDanioxox
    xoxoDanioxox Female 13-17
    29 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    lol they sell these in the mrket i taught it was lame then and its lame now.
  46. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 6:27 pm
    ...
    That`s all I got to say.

    ...

  47. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    agreed.
    but i think we need one for boys to get girls, it would help a lot of the users on here.
  48. Profile photo of cyborg-table
    cyborg-table Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    Sorry but no thanks. There have been a couple of chicks like that who have asked me out, and everysingle one of them I`ve said no to.
  49. Profile photo of Astera121
    Astera121 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    I do the opposite of all that. So... what? Am I doomed to be alone forever? :P
  50. Profile photo of oumaverick
    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 7:21 pm
    not all guys are like that. I personally am waiting until marriage. Though it`s hard, it`ll be worth it
  51. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 7:58 pm
    what`s choke the chicken mean?
  52. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 8:57 pm
    people don`t make a big deal out of this, it`s just supposed to be funny, I mean I posted this, but just because it made me laugh, I`m not saying I follow this steps and girls shoudn`t follw them either, it`s just too sluty
  53. Profile photo of onlytati
    onlytati Female 18-29
    395 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    it worked for me!!!
    were going on 6 months...
  54. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 9:17 pm
    Why would you want to buy that shirt for a boyfriend? That is so patietic. Yea, I wouldn`t date a guy who wore stupid shirts like that. Totally tasteless and stupid.

    This should be named:

    How to become a one night stand

  55. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    September 11, 2006 at 10:50 pm
    How to get a girlfriend:
    Spend lots of money on them.
    Act like you care about whatever pointless sh*t they have to say.
    And that`s about it..

    As long as that`s brutal i`ll be too :P

  56. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 12:11 am
    lamo. stupid and not funny. not even clever
  57. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 12:33 am
    boyfriend? no

    one night stand? yes

  58. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 12:57 am
    That wouldn`t get you a bf. That would get you a one-night stand. Maybe a callback if you were good in bed. But a boyfriend? Nope. And definitely not a husband.

  59. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 1:27 am
    That image is bullcrap. Not all guys expect their girlfriends to do that, or enjoy having their girlfriends do that.
  60. Profile photo of pudleofcrud
    pudleofcrud Male 18-29
    95 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 3:13 am
    "That image is bullcrap. Not all guys expect their girlfriends to do that, or enjoy having their girlfriends do that."

    Plus, that girl they showed was UUUUUUUGLY!

  61. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 7:48 am
    shizzaster - `Choke the chicken` is a sland term for masturbation.

    There are a lot of humorless people appearing on these pages just recently...

  62. Profile photo of PimpMan420
    PimpMan420 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 6:16 pm
    9 out of 10 porn stars agree.
  63. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 8:00 pm
    lol i showed that to my friend because she`s desperate for a bf
  64. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 12, 2006 at 8:43 pm
    Yah, that`s mostly about it for guys.
  65. Profile photo of mutrick
    mutrick Female 30-39
    96 posts
    September 14, 2006 at 9:47 am
    :O that is so wrong.
  66. Profile photo of yokoyee
    yokoyee Female 13-17
    117 posts
    September 22, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    um not really how.


  67. Profile photo of Lynn_19
    Lynn_19 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    September 22, 2006 at 4:16 pm
    On 9/11/2006 3:59:48 AM upendy wrote: man: hi i`m a paedophile. girl: really? wanna hang out? man:...umm, i was joking. girl: no really, wanna go have a beer and talk about..stuff? man: ok, now i`m leaving...
    Ooh! Funny, funny! :-D

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