How to create Elephant Dung paper

Submitted by: san111 10 years ago Weird
http://intensehumour.blogspot.com/2006/09/elephant-dung-paper.html

Turns out you can make paper out of elephant dung.
There are 37 comments:
Male 146
....eeww...thats just weird
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Female 106
cool...... save the trees!
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Male 986
omg....
2. wash dung and boil for 5 hours
first, as many already said, wash dung....dung is not washable!!dont expect to change the gross brown thing into a smooth good smelling with thing!
and boil dung....z0mg! liquid dung!!!
YUCK its coffee like with some hard parts and bad smell!
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Male 986
oh....
lol
XDXDXD XDXD
I am bored.....IAB....z0mg
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Male 986

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FallenSoul
Male, 13-17, Canada
792 Posts Monday, September 25, 2006 3:36:02 AM
KickinDonkey, it did for me too until I removed the IAB frames.

What are IAB frames?

well it did it for me but do Ctrl+roll Mouse3 (dont roll it too much, it makes it zoom)

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Male 126
Here in sweden we make paper out of moose sht and sell it to stupid german tourists.
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Male 4,393
eeewwwwwwwwww
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Female 857
What a great idea, wiping your ass with even more poo. :]
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Male 167
it will be a great ice cream flavor!
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Male 277
how do u wash dung?
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Female 1,492
dude...that was gross...seriously gross.
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Female 1,984
ew.
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Male 25
Huh, Wonder who the first guy was that looked at the elephant, and said, "lets try to make paper from it`s dung"?
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Male 274
Writing in the dirt or on a leaf sounds a lot better to me.
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Female 2,552
Why would I want to do that when I can go to Staples and buy it?
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Female 1,596
Now, where would I boil it, wouldn`t it smell REALLY badly.
I feel bad for the people who have to collect it. Standing near smelly poop. Ewwww.
I rather stick with regular or recycled paper made from trees.
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Female 160
Yes! Now you too can create Elephant crap paper! The total cost being a trip to the local zoo!
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Female 178
Umm kay. At least it was bleached........
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Female 77
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW What if some poor kid doesn`t know better and he/she puts that in his/her mouth. Freaking eww!
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Male 943
elephant dung soup, that has to smell rancid.
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Male 1,383
Thats perfectly good paper
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Female 324
my godmother bought me back some elephant dung paper from sri lanka when she went on holiday :-) .. bizzare present, yes?
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Male 632
Wash dung? Ok....it`s going to be dirty and still smell like crap...
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Male 28
you can polish a turd all you want, but it will ALWAYS be a turd.
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Male 664
"Wash dung"

And that leaves what, exactly?

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Male 3,014
How sturdy is it, though?
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Male 33
Not terribly surprising, actually, given that paper is made of a pulp of plant fibers, and elephants eat plants and only digest about 40% of what they eat.

So elephant = walking pulp mill

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Female 811
That`s disgusting, but one for tree huggers I guess.
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Female 226
Heh, i won a diary made out of dat stuff. All the papers were kinda grassy. Cute but gross.
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Male 498
MINGIN
but cool
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Male 908
make sense...I mean ...its not we where going to use it for anything else...
But will flies try to lay eggs in it?
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Male 410
I think I`ll make paper wads out of it and then hit people in the face with it. So i can then scream "Hahahah you just got hit in the face with poo!"
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Male 923
KickinDonkey, it did for me too until I removed the IAB frames.
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Female 1,972
Seems like the perfect paper for writing my Workplace Psychology thesis on- it was all BS.
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Male 243
That site f*cked up for me it kept duplicating text.
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Male 401
Atleast no one will make spitballs out of it
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Male 17
Link: How to create Elephant Dung paper [Rate Link] - Turns out you can make paper out of elephant dung.
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