Fake penis in microwave

Submitted by: aToMiC_dOg18 11 years ago in Weird
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060915/ap_on_fe_st/fake_penis_scare

This is one was to pass your drug test.
There are 37 comments:
Male 84
"Hey, uhm...I...uh, COuld i um, do you, Do you think i could uhm...."
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Male 59
Wow, I would HATE to have been that person who microwaved it. It would be so surreal.

Anyway, I agree that why did they choose that `container` anyway?! " ...with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job." Leslye Creighton is a woman.. It might be a funny prank on the tester if it wasn`t private but I don`t think that would`ve helped get the job. =P

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Female 674
article**
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Female 674
I`m afraid to read the artivle.

It sounds too disturbing.

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Female 239
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Female 712
LMAO!!!!
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Male 143
lol
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Female 578
o.O why not just not take drugs?
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Female 130
wave7666
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
"This proves my point of idiots only get jobs like this. Who the heck can`t tell the difference from a latex penis from a real one?"

speaking from a great deal of experience are you? the fact that your supposedly a female age 13-17 just makes that comment.... horrid...

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Male 2,958
-So I read a comment above, they actually watch you piss in a cup?

Sheesh-

Under certain circumstances they do. If you try and dilute your urine (either by putting water in the sample or drinking a lot before a test) and they catch you, they make you retest with someone watching or if it`s something important such as a test for high level/pro sports they`ll have someone watch you.

Or they could have someone watch no matter the situation, but that`s generally not the case.

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Female 1,944
what no pictures?
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Male 4,393
Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job!?!?! o wow
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Female 2,552
oooookay then...
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Female 411
Stupid.
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Male 178
that wrong
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Male 178
wow.... just...... wow
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Male 50
... gape ...
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Male 272
Wow, for being drugged, that guy was clever...

BUT if he wanted to that so bad, couldn`t he have put it in some sort of insulator??

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Male 143
Random topic of the week.
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Male 254
Wait a second
"Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store`s microwave"
ok, so I`m assuming he acutally microwaved it right?
"The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police."
... He microwaved what he thought to me a real penis?! Cause thats the only way i can think the microwave would have to be replaced.
Sick bastard.
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Male 2,720
well, I`d be broke, actually.
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Male 2,720
If I had a dime for every time I got asked to heat up a fake penis...
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Male 555
BRILLIANT! SIMPLY BRILLIANT! ... except for the microwave part
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Male 1,478
Just buy a microwave woman! don`t ask somebody to microwave a fake penis for you!
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Female 408
I don`t have a microwave...
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Female 51
if it was a woman, would the testers not think it a bit weird if she whipped out the fake penis filled with urine anyway?
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Male 4,431
Obviously took so many drugs, couldn`t even pass the test using a fake penis! That`s when you know it`s just time to step away from the drugs, you know?
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Male 405
This is old news man I live in Pittsburgh and it was on the news the day it happened.
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Female 15
The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.
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-_-;; This proves my point of idiots only get jobs like this. Who the heck can`t tell the difference from a latex penis from a real one?

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Male 3,014
^Big fat duh.
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Male 664
"....there`s people that don`t own microwaves?"

They must have gone a long way to take the test, to it would have cooled down.

Just don`t take drugs. Jeez...

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Female 284
Do they sell fake penises for passing drug tests?
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Male 2,958
You can`t really just pour urine out of a tupperware and get away with it if someone`s watching you take the test.
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Male 908
ummmm
Why did it have to be a fake penis
Why not some tuppleware?...
Wow..
and...whatd he do...drill a hole into a dildo?
Sick bastard :P
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Male 1,354
What a seriously uptarded thing to do.
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Male 2,958
....there`s people that don`t own microwaves?
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Female 208
Link: Fake penis in microwave [Rate Link] - This is one was to pass your drug test.
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