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Date: 09/18/06 02:18 AM

37 Responses to Fake penis in microwave

  1. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 1:26 am
    Link: Fake penis in microwave - This is one was to pass your drug test.
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 2:53 am
    ....there`s people that don`t own microwaves?
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 3:24 am
    What a seriously uptarded thing to do.
  4. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 3:28 am
    ummmm
    Why did it have to be a fake penis
    Why not some tuppleware?...
    Wow..
    and...whatd he do...drill a hole into a dildo?
    Sick bastard :P
  5. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 3:35 am
    You can`t really just pour urine out of a tupperware and get away with it if someone`s watching you take the test.
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    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 4:22 am
    Do they sell fake penises for passing drug tests?
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    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 7:29 am
    "....there`s people that don`t own microwaves?"

    They must have gone a long way to take the test, to it would have cooled down.

    Just don`t take drugs. Jeez...

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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 8:37 am
    ^Big fat duh.
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    wave7666 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 9:23 am
    The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.
    ----

    -_-;; This proves my point of idiots only get jobs like this. Who the heck can`t tell the difference from a latex penis from a real one?

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    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 10:45 am
    This is old news man I live in Pittsburgh and it was on the news the day it happened.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 11:12 am
    Obviously took so many drugs, couldn`t even pass the test using a fake penis! That`s when you know it`s just time to step away from the drugs, you know?
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    ooh_sparkles Female 13-17
    51 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 11:20 am
    if it was a woman, would the testers not think it a bit weird if she whipped out the fake penis filled with urine anyway?
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    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 1:37 pm
    I don`t have a microwave...
  14. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    Just buy a microwave woman! don`t ask somebody to microwave a fake penis for you!
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    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 2:05 pm
    BRILLIANT! SIMPLY BRILLIANT! ... except for the microwave part
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    If I had a dime for every time I got asked to heat up a fake penis...
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    well, I`d be broke, actually.
  18. Profile photo of shabufala
    shabufala Male 13-17
    254 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    Wait a second
    "Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store`s microwave"
    ok, so I`m assuming he acutally microwaved it right?
    "The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police."
    ... He microwaved what he thought to me a real penis?! Cause thats the only way i can think the microwave would have to be replaced.
    Sick bastard.
  19. Profile photo of Dude_
    Dude_ Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    Random topic of the week.
  20. Profile photo of Accurs3ds0ul
    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    Wow, for being drugged, that guy was clever...

    BUT if he wanted to that so bad, couldn`t he have put it in some sort of insulator??

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    revoliver Male 13-17
    50 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    ... gape ...
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    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    wow.... just...... wow
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    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    that wrong
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    _CRYN_OUT_ Female 18-29
    411 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    Stupid.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 5:18 pm
    oooookay then...
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 6:18 pm
    Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job!?!?! o wow
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 7:20 pm
    what no pictures?
  28. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 7:29 pm
    -So I read a comment above, they actually watch you piss in a cup?

    Sheesh-

    Under certain circumstances they do. If you try and dilute your urine (either by putting water in the sample or drinking a lot before a test) and they catch you, they make you retest with someone watching or if it`s something important such as a test for high level/pro sports they`ll have someone watch you.

    Or they could have someone watch no matter the situation, but that`s generally not the case.

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    Alcippe Female 13-17
    130 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 7:43 pm
    wave7666
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    "This proves my point of idiots only get jobs like this. Who the heck can`t tell the difference from a latex penis from a real one?"

    speaking from a great deal of experience are you? the fact that your supposedly a female age 13-17 just makes that comment.... horrid...

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    jayembee Female 18-29
    580 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 8:17 pm
    o.O why not just not take drugs?
  31. Profile photo of kraimer
    kraimer Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 8:36 pm
    lol
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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 11:18 pm
    LMAO!!!!
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    jadedmom Female 30-39
    239 posts
    September 18, 2006 at 11:33 pm
    What he needed was this:
    http://www.ureasample.com/pass-drug-test...
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    duffbeer4moe Female 13-17
    677 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 12:50 am
    I`m afraid to read the artivle.

    It sounds too disturbing.

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    duffbeer4moe Female 13-17
    677 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 12:50 am
    article**
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    Rakuru Male 13-17
    59 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 1:09 am
    Wow, I would HATE to have been that person who microwaved it. It would be so surreal.

    Anyway, I agree that why did they choose that `container` anyway?! " ...with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job." Leslye Creighton is a woman.. It might be a funny prank on the tester if it wasn`t private but I don`t think that would`ve helped get the job. =P

  37. Profile photo of shibbykid8
    shibbykid8 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 8:37 pm
    "Hey, uhm...I...uh, COuld i um, do you, Do you think i could uhm...."

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