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Date: 09/25/06 02:30 AM

72 Responses to Don`t Let Your Boyfriend Get a Dodge Charger

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 12:30 am
    Link: Don`t Let Your Boyfriend Get a Dodge Charger - These cars are bad news for average-looking girls.
  2. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 2:38 am
    With a 1970`s Charger I could be dodge material... if I can cope with a whole new image. I don`t like these odds.
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    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
    285 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 2:47 am
    dynamite
  4. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 2:53 am
    Does that have a Hemi? I would really like a Hemi...dear God I want a Hemi!
  5. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 3:10 am
    Aww, that`s so sad. So much for true love you dorky f*cker I hope they castrate you and drive off leaving you withered in a ditch somewhere.
  6. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 3:11 am
    that was a... hmmmm... REALLY dumb commercial.
  7. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 3:14 am
    Jeez, you`re together for four years and suddenly he takes off with a couple of easily-impressed (or money-hungry) bimbos. "Charlotte" should`ve been a bit more assertive, I think.
  8. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 3:42 am
    They where pretty hot though :P...
    Even though they probably look like fossils now
  9. Profile photo of violets4u
    violets4u Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 3:52 am
    Were those 2 girls really hotter or was the just the bikinis and the girlfriends hair being really lame?
  10. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 4:28 am
    those girls were so lame. that car looks so pooty they needed a commercial like that to even sell any
  11. Profile photo of Rockefella
    Rockefella Male 18-29
    77 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 4:50 am
    You have to admit, it`s catchy advertising when cater`ed to the right crowd. Only downside is that the car probably cost a pretty penny back in `70.
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    sumhighguy Male 13-17
    72 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 4:50 am
    dynamite? that was sooooo weird. i mean, wtf
  13. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 5:06 am
    funny
  14. Profile photo of EmanEn05
    EmanEn05 Male 18-29
    239 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 5:46 am
    Oh gosh...
  15. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 6:09 am
    wow that was a waste of time
  16. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 6:21 am
    WASTED MA TIME
    i want 1 !!!
  17. Profile photo of UberJimmy
    UberJimmy Male 18-29
    43 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 6:39 am
    "Get a dodge charger and forget about the only girl that will probably actually love you and isn`t tryng to just get into your bank account. Get ready for a whole new image of a gold mine for these sleazy skanks"
  18. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 6:41 am
    lol^^
  19. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 7:16 am
    Ahhh, kids, come back with me to those careless days when politically correct and emotionally sensitive males were a thing for the far, far future.....
  20. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 8:03 am
    better off with a Yenko
  21. Profile photo of zeta1501
    zeta1501 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 8:30 am
    oh god
  22. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 8:56 am
    That`s a bit harsh!
  23. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 9:41 am
    Haha! More straightforward than most.

    By the way, have you ever noticed that there`s only three types of commercials?

    1: "Buy this and you`ll get laid"
    2: "Buy this or something bad (illness, accidents, age) happens to you"
    3: "Buy this because it`s better/cheaper/different than everything else"

    Arguably there`s a fourth category as well, it`s the "HEY! WE`RE HERE! NOTICE US!" version, but it`s most often just a combination of the first three.

    Try them out on the next commercial you see!

  24. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 10:17 am
    lol o_O
  25. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 10:29 am
    `By the way, have you ever noticed that there`s only three types of commercials?

    1: "Buy this and you`ll get laid"
    2: "Buy this or something bad (illness, accidents, age) happens to you"
    3: "Buy this because it`s better/cheaper/different than everything else"`

    well, thats the basics of advertising, their not gonna sell much if ads say -

    Buy this you wont get laid
    Buy this and something bad WILL happen to yu
    Buy this cos its worse/costlier/same as everything else

  26. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 10:32 am
    1. I don`t like that car
    2. I`m not old enough to drive
    3. Don`t have affairs
  27. Profile photo of bromley1
    bromley1 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 10:43 am
    thats the good kind of charger. I`d take it over the new ones any day. although the new ones arent bad either.
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 11:01 am
    hmm!
  29. Profile photo of who_farted
    who_farted Male 70 & Over
    28 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 11:05 am
    He`s STILL a geek.....no car can help that...

    The commercial stops JUST before the girls kick his sorry ass out of the car and take his ride. Then his girl comes over and kicks sand in his face!!

  30. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
    Aww...I just adore a good "love conquers all" story.
  31. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 11:44 am
    Man, girls are just so easily impressed by spiffy cars! A truth I never knew, but, now that I do, watch out world! :-)
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 11:59 am

    Say Hi to my mom.

  33. Profile photo of Kouhii
    Kouhii Female 13-17
    41 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 1:33 pm
    WTH? What does your mom have anything to do with this?

    NTS: No dodge chargers.

  34. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    -blink-....Girls aren`t easily impressed by cars :-| Some girl here answer me this.
    Would you rather:
    A) Date a snotty creep for his car.
    B) Date a hot guy with a crap car.
  35. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 1:48 pm
    ^ B any day! :) I`m genuinly not into flash cars, they tend to produce a-hole drivers!
  36. Profile photo of excelman
    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 1:58 pm
    Some car designs stand the test of time. The Charger is still a cool looking car to drive down the street (provided that it`s kept in good condition)
  37. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    Aw, how sad. Oh, well, that girl deserves better.
  38. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 2:50 pm
    So what happens when a female is driving?
  39. Profile photo of pudsey123
    pudsey123 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    sigh i hate 1970
  40. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    Haha, dynamite. :-D

    That average looking girl was cute... :-P

  41. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    happy 205th post! :->
  42. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    :-D lol
  43. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 5:17 pm
    definitely B :P
  44. Profile photo of glitter bitc
    glitter bitc Female 13-17
    496 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    aww poor girl! that`s horrible lol
  45. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 5:51 pm
    hahaha maybe back then thats how it works, nowadays they would have kicked his geeky ass outof the car and driven out into the sunset ...then made out
  46. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    Why? That car is ugly.
  47. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    the commercials in the good ole 60`s an 70`s were great.

    "smoke this brand of cigarrette and you`ll look spiffy darlin`! not as spiffy as me o`course, but you`ll look like a hot tamale! oooh yessss!"

  48. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    thats dynamite!
  49. Profile photo of snapplemouse
    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    That car looks like my grandfather-holy crap! What if that`s him!
  50. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 7:15 pm
    I thought they were going to car jack him
  51. Profile photo of Armon7
    Armon7 Male 13-17
    51 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 7:35 pm
    that`s terrible
  52. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 7:41 pm
    10300 were sold in 1970.
    Is that a good thing?

    The 1970 Datsun 240Z was the best selling car in 1970.
    I`m guessing men had senses back then.

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    VolcomStoner Female 18-29
    174 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    Whew! Good thing I`m not average looking!
  54. Profile photo of Marram
    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 9:45 pm
    Man why do they portray all guys as idiots? I mean, this is worse cause it is insulting to me as a guy AND a nerd. Heck, I would of taken that girl over those slut as$ b!tches anyday.
  55. Profile photo of jnlouie
    jnlouie Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    Now that`s the kind of car I need to score all the chicks! All I have to do is travel back in time...I know! A flying DeLorean! Watch out, babes! Super cool is coming!
  56. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    September 26, 2006 at 1:51 am
    ok..
  57. Profile photo of acehigh
    acehigh Male 30-39
    90 posts
    September 26, 2006 at 5:26 am
    K i`ll say this only once.............
    That car will wipe the pants off any car made today if it has the hemi in it because it is the car of dreams with the speed it has. Ever notice why its a classic car of choice? Its grouped right up there with the chevy nova........
  58. Profile photo of flourchild29
    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    September 26, 2006 at 10:12 am
    ^^^ damb skippy!!!
    though novas suck sorry
    don`t think i`ld ever buy a car that meant
    "no go"
    my car of choice is `66 Karmen Ghia
    my honey`s is a `51 Merc chop top
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    crashxx Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 10:08 am
    Hahaha Poor Girl
    Below is link with Poor Guy
    About Girl
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 10:00 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA SHE GOT PWNED!!!
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    thrash16 Male 13-17
    90 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    HOLY CRAP ITS THE CHICK ON THE STROKES VIDEO!!!!!!!! LOL ON THE HARD TO EXPLAIN VIDEO YA KNOW WITH ALL THOSE RANDOM CLIPS OMG!!!!!!!!!
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    JaLacaob Male 18-29
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    VagueReality Female 18-29
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