Debate of Islam vs Christianity

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Female 6
aehottie501
Female, 13-17, Southern US
35 Posts Sunday, September 10, 2006 9:03:26 AM
this is stupid my boyfriend is muslim there really is no difference same god different name ppl don`t know what they are talking about


You ARE WRONG!!!! How can our gods` be the same, when they have different teachings... don`t tell me that you are ow stating that God is a hypocrite... Hypocrisy os the work of the Devil also...

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Female 6
Also note.. that on the Bible, God carries out punishments HIMSELF!!! Jesus overrode the law Moses laid to divorcing & putting criminals to death etc....Jeses our Lord saved an adultress from being stoned to death... see the point!! even in Genesis... when Cain killed Abel, God did not kill him, he banished him.... see the Christian God is not vicious & does not use harsh words...
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Female 6
Jesus hanging on the cross between the 2 criminals... promised Salvation to the criminal who verbally
stated that Jesus is who he says he is & does not deserve to be punsihed for anything...ONLY GOD HAS
THIS RIGHT!! not angels...

there are a few thoughts... see what the rest of you think of this...

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Female 6
points/debatable issues...

1. in the old testament, we are all aware of the Moses issue, when Moses performed miracles to the
Pharaoh on Gods` behalf, to free Gods` peoples.... well you will recall, God promised the Jews
`the land of Milk & Honey`(modern day Israel)... why now are the Moslems so intent on claiming
that Isreal is theirs?.... is their prophet defying Gods` word? or does their version of God have
double stabndards..
commonsense peoples!!


2. The only being who has the right to give or take salvation is who? God...well...the Moslims
believe that an Angel took his place during the crucifix... therefore, the 2 angels that Jesus`
associates saw in Jesus` tomb after he rose from the dead were lying then?? angels` are forbidden
to lie...it is against all Gods` teaching.. lying is a habit of Satan himself... not good peoples...

Jesus hanging on the cross between the 2 criminals... promised Salvation to the criminal who verbally
state

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Female 6
POints to remember in the debate of Islam & Christianity.... I will clear them up now...

1. Jesus is the Son of God... this is proven in the Bible & not just by the words written.. by
Jesus` actions himself... just 1 act.. proved this reality

2. Islam, Christiany, Judaism... all recognise the Old Testament as their scriptures

3.
After St Peter was made the 1st pope, by jesus himself... he started `Catholicism`
(in peter`s time known only as `Christianity`)
, only in centuries later... did the other
denominations appear... therefore, each denomination, was given a different name...`Orthodox`,
`Coptic Christian` etc...however, Catholicism has always been the original church..

4. the Bibles` accounts are all consistent & I guarantee you can bank on the fact that the Bible
is accurate on its` writings, due to the fact that... the people who wrote parts of the bible,
were experiencing these things first hand....THEY WERE ACTUALLY SEEING THESE

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Female 6
How can he be quoting it out of context?.. it clearly states there... if the Angel Gabriel quoted the Al Quran on Gods` behalf... then how can what we be reading out of context... it`s plain to see..

Why do you Muslims always have clerics & stuff giving us the context of your Al Quran, when it is clearly written what the message is... your ALLAH`S context is the only valid one, as he is the one who dictated the Al Qoran is he not??

so stop with the context thing... there are a lot of things writtten in the Al Qoran, that I have read... that i just don`t morally agree with...

POints to remember in the debate of Islam & Christianity.... I will clear them up now...

1. Jesus is the Son of God... this is proven in the Bible & not just by the words written.. by
Jesus` actions himself... just 1 act.. proved this reality

2. Islam, Christiany, Judaism... all recognise the Old Testament as their scriptures

3.
After St Peter was made the 1st pope, by jesus himself.

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Male 2
@james838.

Dear brother,
You are quoating verses out of context.Don`t even dare to comment about something you dont know fully.I will advise you to get a translation of Holy Quran and go through it.
May Allah(SWT) show you the right path.
Peace.

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Male 222
And before anyone starts with the stop being racist crap I`m not I`m just quoting from the quran.
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Male 222
O yeah and Muhammed was 54 when he married a 6 YEAR OLD and had sex with her WHEN SHE WAS 9. That`s right the "Holy Prophet" was a peodaphile.
Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64
Narrated `Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death).
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Male 222
You want to know why Islam is such a f*cked up religion? Direct quotes from the Quran:
ANNOUNCE PAINFUL PUNISHMENT TO THOSE WHO DISBELIEVE (9:3)
O Prophet! urge the believers to war; if there are twenty patient ones of you they shall overcome two hundred... (8:65)

Surely the vilest of animals in Allah`s sight are those who disbelieve (8:55)

The punishment of those who pit themselves against Allah and His Messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement, except those who repent before you have them in your power (5:33-34)

Ok there are way too many to quote here (I pasted a few from http://www.blessedcause.org/Quran.htm where there are dozens more)

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Female 1,426
I loved it!
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Male 994
Hey they made fun of all religions... ( expect Hindu Buddism and you know) But still they just didn`t pick on Islam. But why post if you think the post is silly?
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Female 1
i was really bored so i intered this site .. but i wish i didnt cuz its really dissapointing and dipressing to hear something bad about islam .. its a religion and you have to respect it as we do .. if you read one sentence from the HOLY QURAAN you will find the hole universe in it .. it discuss every little thing in this world .. hope we find the respect as u found .. and i guess there are much more funny topics you can talk about instead of Islam .. by the way i just registered in this site to replay to this silly topic...
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Male 994
Ah religion is crazy. Thats why I chose to believe in Science. I don`t need some book, guy from the church of "insert religion here", Or book about some all knowing guy to tell me how to live my life. I just listen to common sense. Should I kill people? no. Should I kill them if they want to kill me? only in self defence. Wasn`t that easy!
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Female 963
Hahaha
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Female 370
I liked this clip :)

it was funny. I hope that never happens to me, though :|

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Female 36
this is stupid my boyfriend is muslim there really is no difference same god different name ppl don`t know what they are talking about
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Male 3
Did I just hear my favorite phrase of all time utter here in decrepid halls of IAB?

Yes, yes I did.

Those sweet letters that make a grin overcome my face:

"religion has provided nothing bad to anybody"

THAT is true arrogance right there.

If my history is roughly correct, Im preeeettty sure religion has provided a lot of hurt and a lot of bad for a lot of people. Don`t get me wrong, Im sure religion has helped millions of people, like my ex-girlfriend. But religion has killed billions.

Im not an Atheist, but I know that those major religions have caused more pain and suffering than any other ideal known to man.

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Female 600
Ah, the never-ending fight. Who`s religion is better?

Sweet. That was funny.

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Male 797
manorrd
Thursday, September 07, 2006 3:06:31 PM
^^So I guess Albert Einstein must`ve been a real `tard then, eh brick. Newton, I guess, was a total f*ckwit too I suppose

Well yeah, because I find it hard to imagine you are over 11 years old, I`ll say it more simply, so you can get it.

Religion is and has been a tool, used by the strong to control the crowds of less clever people, who in religion found causes adequate enough to go to war, kill others etc. Should you not like to call that stupidity, call it fanatism. It`s almost the same.

Moreover, I doubt I said (or meant) that Einstein or Newton or other quite religious people were not intelligent. What I could have meant is that religion was not made for clever people.

Anyway, if you find the time, check out the "Extract from a letter by Albert Einstein to K. Karatheodori" at http://www.uk-human-rights.org/protocol....

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Female 62
does anyone know why the very end was the funniest part??? when they both looked at jon stewart like that? because he`s jewish. i almost peed.
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Male 222
lol at that video brutalnz sent the link to!!! much better that the sh.ite link on iab. I really dont understand American humour, it is just so f*cking awful!!! then again Ricky Gervais is about as funny as a roll of wallpaper as well.
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Male 1
Well, Kitten. I have to agree that Nazi`s had religion, but i`m certin it was Christanity

PS Also go Canadians!!

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Female 368
Maelstrom: "Ignorance is what makes religion "dangerous", but it doesn`t require religion to make someone dangerous (take Nazism for example)."

The Nazis had religion. In fact, the atrocities committed by the Nazi`s were done in the name of religion. They worshipped the Norse gods, and the Swastika is an ancient religious symbol used for millennia from India all the way up to Scandinavia. The Nazi`s believed they were descendants of the superhuman survivors of Atlantis, and that in order to regain their superpowers they had to breed out all the "bad blood" until they had a pure race of supermen (I`m not kidding).

What were you saying about ignorance, again?

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Male 4,246
^^^ YEEAAAAAAH!! Go Canadians!!!!
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Male 102
wow how weird im watching colbert right now and this ladys talking about creation/evolution... but anyway its just a funny skit ppl, no matter what religion u are, no matter what u believe in, if u cant laugh at your own religion sometimes your not human, hell im catholic and i still bust out laffing wenever someone makes a catholic priest joke. see it all comes down to this: if we dont laugh at religion, the Canadians win!
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Male 292
Just a question but what if the law of uniformity was not true and in earlier times rate of decomposition would have become more rapid?
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Male 134
The Daily Show is as funny as ever and now, with the Colbert Report following it, there`s a solid hour of hilarity every night Mon-Thurs. Why on earth would anyone complain about that?
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Female 1,398
LOL LOL LOL BRUTANLZ, that is the funniest SH*T ever!!!
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Male 254
As, for modern evolution theory, I`m not even get into how illogical it is to beleive anything else.

Perhaps you should learn about what makes a theory a theory and not a hypothesis or inference in the scientific community. Theories come from emense series of experiments, so they are VERY well supported. Hypothesis come from one experiment, and are more subject to being incorrect than theories. Inferences are guesses.

Evolution cannot be a scientific fact although widley accepted as correct, because its impossible to know exactly, but we have a very sense of it being true. Global Warming isn`t really a theory anymore, seeing as its also widley accepted as fact by many leading environmental scientists among other scientists, who I am sure better understand it better than you or I.

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Male 623
lol "smoted"
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Male 1,420
good thing this doesnt represent the religions themselves, i have nothing to argue with.
except...
"Religion is actually the stupidest invention ever"
this is a poorly constucted thing to say. no reason why he says so. in fact, hes not even making much of a statement at all. he says his opinion, which in this case is totally unjustified.
in MY opinion, hes done nothing but show his own ignorance.
as a counter argument, id like to agree with maelstrom and say that religion has provided nothing bad to anybody. people and their stupidity (commly reffered to as "sin" in the Christian religion... but thats a different point) that has caused the trouble.
im not trying to promote my religion right now, and im not trying to start a religious debate, but im defending the attacks against me and what i satnd for. if freedom of speech isnt something you can handle, go somewhere where there isnt freedom of speech.
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Male 254
Maelstrom, what evidense is there against Global Warming eh?
Volcanoes do produce alot of CO2, yes. But that doesn`t explain the dramatic increase in amount of CO2 since the mid 1800`s, the start of the industrial revolution when fossil fuels were burned heavily to run machines. Well, how do we know this? We go to antartica, drill into the ice and inspect how much CO2 is in certain levels of the ice. Even then, we know the difference between naturally produced CO2 and CO2 from fossil fuel because one has a more radioactive carbon atom than the other (I think its the naturally produced one, but I`m not 100% sure)
The "earths going through a climate cycle" arguement is total bullpoo. Ok, it does run through a cycle but, but since we know that CO2 is a greenhouse gas and the amount has been increasing exponentially, particularly the fossil fuel produced CO2.
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Male 143
Religion is actually the stupidest invention ever
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Male 1,866
hahahahaha. that is FUNNY poo.hahahahahahaha. it gets the best after about 1 minute. hahahahaha. FAVOURITES
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Male 1,866
please don`t turn this into a serious debate.
yes-we all know you are a genious, but please keep your stupid arguements to yourself.
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Male 227
Funny,
also I still like the daily show, I also like the colbert report,
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Male 2,720
lol funny things really make me laugh. I mean really.
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Female 648
www.godandscience.org and that`s ALL i need to say. :) This was funny tho :D
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Male 615
Oh goody...religious debates...I hate these
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Male 594
That`s funny, I suppose, if you know absolutely NOTHING about either religion.

Because if you do, well, then, you realize how stupid that little skit is.

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Male 518
Frankly Islam is a joke
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Male 4,246
Pretty good clip, showing how prevalent the "I`m-right-because-I-say-I`m-right" argument is when discussing religion.

"Ignorance is global warming "experts" and evolutionists ignoring any form of evidence that may show faults in their theories. They treat their theories as fact. This is what I consider the greatest failure of science, when scientists who supposedly question beliefs with no solid scientific background create their own theories based on (but not proven by) some scientific facts as they were facts themselves."

Maelstrom, TRUE scientists examine faults in thier theories (as so helpfully provided by anti-scientists) extremely carefully, in order to adjust those theories to the facts. No scientist worthy of the title would ignore evidence IF it can be independently verified. And creating theories without facts is like baking bread without flour, eggs or milk. Can`t be done.

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Male 2,372
^^So I guess Albert Einstein must`ve been a real `tard then, eh brick. Newton, I guess, was a total f*ckwit too I suppose.
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Male 797
Yes, but religion was not made for intelligent people, as history has proven.
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Male 1,882
"Religion it`s dangerous! But this two are the worst and Ilogical religions in this poor planet!"

Religion poses no real danger when compared to ignorance. Ignorance is what makes religion "dangerous", but it doesn`t require religion to make someone dangerous (take Nazism for example). Saying that religion is dangerous is ignorant, too.

Ignorance is global warming "experts" and evolutionists ignoring any form of evidence that may show faults in their theories. They treat their theories as fact. This is what I consider the greatest failure of science, when scientists who supposedly question beliefs with no solid scientific background create their own theories based on (but not proven by) some scientific facts as they were facts themselves.

I`m not saying any one belief is right. I am saying ignorance has crippled even science. Ignorance is a dangerous tool used by many.

Having intelligence and using it are two seperate things.

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Female 1,496
Jeez Mael, it`s i`m bored not your freshman college thesis. Anyway, that was worth the watch. Very clever. Haha jews.
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Male 1,882
I never watched the show in its early days, but I do know it sucks right now. I`m sorry, Bush-bash may have been moderately funny when it first came about in 2001, but after about 5 years of beating the same dead horse, you`d think they would move on to new material.

This clip was so-so. Of course, Christians as anti-Semetic is a little off, but I guess it depends on which Christians you are talking about. Ignorance is present in any religion, just as it is in atheism. "A `god` can`t just exist! Only a small speck of matter and energy whose resulting explosion creates the universe can just exist with no explanation of its creation!" Right.

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Male 109
^^^^i have to agree
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Male 1,521
Religion it`s dangerous! But this two are the worst and Ilogical religions in this poor planet!
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Male 4,431
Jon Stewart and The Daily Show are no longer funny? Damnit, I missed that memo!
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Male 295
Now he`s done it. He made a derogaratory reference to Islam. Let the protests, demonstrations and exonomic boycotts begin. (A la the cartoon affair)
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Male 1,092
LOL - Christianity will always win
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Male 102
funny ass clip nonetheless
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Male 102
wow dont u guys realiaze that the three major religions are very similar, just that one spawned off the other? theyre all the same God!
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Female 39
*falling off chair laughing my ass off*
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Male 3,014
Jew haters!
Good thing I`m not muslim, or I`d have to mercilessly slaughter brutalnz.
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Male 1,225
*favorites*
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Female 471
A pray-off...hahah that`s awesome.
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Female 873
Lol gd stuff!
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Male 11
that clip is awsome brutanlnz :P
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Male 2,567
lol jew
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Male 1,385
this clip sums up the muslims nicely...
http://www.zipperfish.com/free/yaafm12.p...
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Male 957
stupidly funny in a good way. islaaammmm.... sucks . hahahaa
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Female 297
DAMMIT ITS NOT WORKING

heres a point of interest for u though...
did you know that in the Middle Ages the people of the church had to get all their fancy-arse material from the Islamic empire in the Middle East? sometimes they would weave Arabic writing into it, and the europeans thought it was just a nice pattern. theres actually a religious (christian) painting of Mary and in the border of her robes it says `Allah is the one God and Muhummad is his prophet` in Arabic. the guy who painted it just copied the `pattern` off some other material.

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Female 673
Oh man, I had a guy triyng to convert me to Islam just the other day and he said basically the same thing.
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Male 203
that was ace :D might have to go in my bookmarks. Crowe
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Male 266
AHH, I miss Steve Carell and Rob Corddry.
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Female 5
I have to agree w/ alknick... now we have 4.5 hours of daily show related funny a week instead of just 2.

And I personally still enjoy The Daily Show immensely.

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Male 223
"My god was born ready" hahaha hilarious "debate"
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Female 284
Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert are great. The Daily Show may not be as funny without them, but now there are two more really funny shows on TV.
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Male 12
lol i miss the days when that show was funny
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Female 1,972
I wish the Daily Show was still as funny.
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Male 734
So sad. So true.
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Male 10,115
Link: Debate of Islam vs Christianity [Rate Link] - Back from when The Daily Show was at its best.
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