Dear Disgusting Neighbor

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Funny
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/159346268.html

Poor woman is just trying to garden.
There are 75 comments:
Male 142
God, you would think that most people would want to have sex in their house to avoid letters like this, and the perverts looking through the holes in the fence... but some people are just... really, really nasty. If I were the disgruntled gardener, I`d definitely move. Wouldn`t you be able to complain to the authorities about their loud nastiness, though?
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Male 619
this almost made me throw up
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Female 159
oh gawd..i feel sorry for her
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Male 42
And thats why I dont live by anyone with a pool/hot tub. Even so thats enough to make me the worlds best noise canceling headphones... As always: -- The Truth Is Out There --
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Male 1,263
Sucks to be her.
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Male 138
I found it to be hilarious. I love how she had to mention the "queef".
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Male 4,246
Truly, you`d think the gross neighbour would do that when the letter-writer wasn`t home. That`s just common courtesy.
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Male 716
That`s priceless, yet.... Disgusting.
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Male 78
LAME.
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Female 316
That would have been so hilarious if I wasn`t eating lunch when I read it!
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Female 63
....
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Male 161
and i know it only goes to four too
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Male 161
XD fived this poo
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Female 584
*sI am a racist!*
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Female 297
well the dogs didn`t seem to mind so much...
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Female 70
yucky
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Female 205
i feel bad for the letter writer
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Female 155
Oh gawdd, how vivid was that?
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Male 138
ouch...
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Female 411
queef. what an interesting word.
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Female 454
once again, classy

plastic frosted pink fingernails are already naseating enough..add the grunt, slap, queef and we have a winner.

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Female 1,262
... Excuse me, I have to go vomit.
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Female 101
...the only `deeper` I wish to hear of is a root canal after reading this. Nice rant though. :P
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Female 797
^^ yep, this site is so nasty.
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Male 251
This website has so mus sex sh*t.
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Female 850
geeze i never meant to offend.
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Female 878
I doubt I will ever be able to scour that mental image for the front of my brain.
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Female 496
haha net burn!
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Female 1,211
that is disgusting!
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Female 1,468
I feel for that poor neighbour. I however would resort to flinging my dog`s poop at them if they kept that up.
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Female 42
grosss
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Female 2,552
Lmao, ew.
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Female 2,244
That`s pretty good - what else can you do in a situation like that? I`d turn the hose on them.
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Female 318
Thats gross
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Female 21
hahahah thats soo funny
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Male 1,478
OWNED!
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Male 381
And my quote of the day is

`DEEPER, DEEPER...`grunt, grunt, grunt, slap, qweef, grunt, `DEEPER...YES, YEEEEEEES...`

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Male 623
i think one of those is jamaljoones
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Female 368
I think of this sort of situation whenever I read suggestions to "spice up your sex life by doing it outdoors or in a public place." WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF HUMANITY, YOU INCONSIDERATE $%*#@`s??

Great, great letter. Thank you, Craigslist lady.

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Female 1,398
that is totally nasty.
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Female 151
thats nasty
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Female 124
Yay best-of craigslist! Now there`s a cure for boredom...reading pissed-off peoples rants!
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Male 4,431
Instead of posting it on CraigsList, why didn`t she just type it up and drop it anonymously in her neighbor`s mailbox? Oh well.
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Male 2,057
eww but it was weird to read the bit about the dogs.
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Male 37
ok yea that was nasty as hell and annoying...i wouldve thrown ice cold water on them =)...either that or record it and upload it online to some fetish porn shop...get some cheap bucks off of it

but anyways EWWWW how the hell can you get turned on by that.....freak ;)

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Male 3,014
I bet if she murdered them both, upon seeing the motives, the court would let her off with a $100 dollar fine.
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Female 873
Tht was a great rant!!
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Female 1,463
yuk
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Male 904
That had me literally wretching. Some things no sane person ever has to know!
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Female 811
Gross, I would seriously have words, why on Earth would someone do that?
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Female 546
I feel him.
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Male 223
Blechhh!!! Hope she made her point clear to the neighbor.

"...and nobody likes a good, sweaty boink more than me- but JesusMaryMotherOfGod..." -hahaha! this letter made my day

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Female 471
That is sick. If people want to act like that, live in the boonies. That is enough to make someone not want to have sex ever again.
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Female 198
damn.
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Male 390
The `soup` reference she made almost made me barf |-X
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Female 587
[quote]On 9/1/2006 2:16:54 AM Enigman wrote: fiiiirst[/quote]
I wish you to die of crotch rot!
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Female 1,211
"banana > I agree aswell, that makes 3 of us"

4 of us now. Yuck.

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Female 526
Too Many Details!!
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Female 32
look at cannibal151`s post - they all say "shop" - i think big old people should be able to have sex..maybe indoors tho!
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Female 1,972
To the poor gardner: I feel ya sister, same thing lives next door to me- except it had kids.
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Female 606
gross
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Female 501
^^^^ omigod there you are, again, this is getting retarded.. oh and so are you.
by the way great rant whoohoo
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Male 183
I knew hey were gonna write about us someday. Oh yeah, and my teeth ain`t rotten, I got me a dental breedge!
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Female 12
i couldnt be bothered 2 read it ,but the title said it all,:-< B-|
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Male 21
diz sundz lyke jamal jones axcapt wan jamal jones dews da hehnky penhky jamal jones sehz hoaaaaaa hoaaaaa
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Male 2,567
=.=
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Female 1,382
o_o
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Female 284
wow disgusting and it reminds me of my neighors except if i hear it i go inside to avoid it
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Male 1,385
fiiiirst loser

`DEEPER...YES, YEEEEEEES...`

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Female 3,696
I`m oddly turned on
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Male 163
Bleh!
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Male 10,440
Enigman > retard

Horny Americans > retards

banana > I agree aswell, that makes 3 of us

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Male 144
That makes 2 of us who didn`t need that mental image alknick
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Female 284
Eeewww. I did not need that mental image. What is this, anyway?
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Male 10,115
Link: Dear Disgusting Neighbor [Rate Link] - Poor woman is just trying to garden.
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