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Date: 09/01/06 02:14 AM

75 Responses to Dear Disgusting Neighbor

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:04 am
    Link: Dear Disgusting Neighbor - Poor woman is just trying to garden.
  2. Profile photo of alknick
    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:19 am
    Eeewww. I did not need that mental image. What is this, anyway?
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    banana_benda Male 40-49
    144 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:20 am
    That makes 2 of us who didn`t need that mental image alknick
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:23 am
    Enigman > retard

    Horny Americans > retards

    banana > I agree aswell, that makes 3 of us

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    JJRed88 Male 18-29
    163 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:26 am
    Bleh!
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:35 am
    I`m oddly turned on
  7. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:40 am
    fiiiirst loser

    `DEEPER...YES, YEEEEEEES...`

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    aloha10951 Female 13-17
    284 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:48 am
    wow disgusting and it reminds me of my neighors except if i hear it i go inside to avoid it
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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:51 am
    o_o
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:15 am
    =.=
  11. Profile photo of JamalJoones
    JamalJoones Male 70 & Over
    21 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:17 am
    diz sundz lyke jamal jones axcapt wan jamal jones dews da hehnky penhky jamal jones sehz hoaaaaaa hoaaaaa
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    carefreefair Female 13-17
    12 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:18 am
    i couldnt be bothered 2 read it ,but the title said it all,:-< B-|
  13. Profile photo of almo
    almo Male 18-29
    184 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:19 am
    I knew hey were gonna write about us someday. Oh yeah, and my teeth ain`t rotten, I got me a dental breedge!
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    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:25 am
    ^^^^ omigod there you are, again, this is getting retarded.. oh and so are you.
    by the way great rant whoohoo
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    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:28 am
    gross
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:30 am
    To the poor gardner: I feel ya sister, same thing lives next door to me- except it had kids.
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    curvey_cutey Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:31 am
    look at cannibal151`s post - they all say "shop" - i think big old people should be able to have sex..maybe indoors tho!
  18. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 4:10 am
    Too Many Details!!
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    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 5:48 am
    "banana > I agree aswell, that makes 3 of us"

    4 of us now. Yuck.

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    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 5:51 am
    On 9/1/2006 2:16:54 AM Enigman wrote: fiiiirst
    I wish you to die of crotch rot!
  21. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 5:59 am
    The `soup` reference she made almost made me barf |-X
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    ebsha Female 18-29
    199 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 6:20 am
    damn.
  23. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 7:34 am
    That is sick. If people want to act like that, live in the boonies. That is enough to make someone not want to have sex ever again.
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    mrbaliw Male 18-29
    223 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 7:50 am
    Blechhh!!! Hope she made her point clear to the neighbor.

    "...and nobody likes a good, sweaty boink more than me- but JesusMaryMotherOfGod..." -hahaha! this letter made my day

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    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 7:50 am
    I feel him.
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 8:31 am
    Gross, I would seriously have words, why on Earth would someone do that?
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 8:41 am
    That had me literally wretching. Some things no sane person ever has to know!
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 8:53 am
    yuk
  29. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 8:59 am
    Tht was a great rant!!
  30. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 9:43 am
    I bet if she murdered them both, upon seeing the motives, the court would let her off with a $100 dollar fine.
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    Lost1ne Male 18-29
    37 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 9:52 am
    ok yea that was nasty as hell and annoying...i wouldve thrown ice cold water on them =)...either that or record it and upload it online to some fetish porn shop...get some cheap bucks off of it

    but anyways EWWWW how the hell can you get turned on by that.....freak ;)

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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 10:03 am
    eww but it was weird to read the bit about the dogs.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 10:49 am
    Instead of posting it on CraigsList, why didn`t she just type it up and drop it anonymously in her neighbor`s mailbox? Oh well.
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    kittenpants Female 30-39
    124 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 11:13 am
    Yay best-of craigslist! Now there`s a cure for boredom...reading pissed-off peoples rants!
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    zeta1501 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 11:19 am
    thats nasty
  36. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 11:40 am
    that is totally nasty.
  37. Profile photo of kitten_soup
    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 12:52 pm
    I think of this sort of situation whenever I read suggestions to "spice up your sex life by doing it outdoors or in a public place." WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF HUMANITY, YOU INCONSIDERATE $%*#@`s??

    Great, great letter. Thank you, Craigslist lady.

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    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:36 pm
    i think one of those is jamaljoones
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    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    And my quote of the day is

    `DEEPER, DEEPER...`grunt, grunt, grunt, slap, qweef, grunt, `DEEPER...YES, YEEEEEEES...`

  40. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    OWNED!
  41. Profile photo of becca1402
    becca1402 Female 18-29
    21 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:03 pm
    hahahah thats soo funny
  42. Profile photo of Kalishpa
    Kalishpa Female 18-29
    318 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:29 pm
    Thats gross
  43. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:35 pm
    That`s pretty good - what else can you do in a situation like that? I`d turn the hose on them.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    Lmao, ew.
  45. Profile photo of XxLeDuhxX
    XxLeDuhxX Female 13-17
    42 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    grosss
  46. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 6:15 pm
    I feel for that poor neighbour. I however would resort to flinging my dog`s poop at them if they kept that up.
  47. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 6:37 pm
    that is disgusting!
  48. Profile photo of glitter bitc
    glitter bitc Female 13-17
    496 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 6:39 pm
    haha net burn!
  49. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 7:18 pm
    I doubt I will ever be able to scour that mental image for the front of my brain.
  50. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 7:46 pm
    geeze i never meant to offend.
  51. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
    251 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    This website has so mus sex sh*t.
  52. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    ^^ yep, this site is so nasty.
  53. Profile photo of J_kackie
    J_kackie Female 18-29
    101 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 8:28 pm
    ...the only `deeper` I wish to hear of is a root canal after reading this. Nice rant though. :P
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    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 8:36 pm
    ... Excuse me, I have to go vomit.
  55. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 8:52 pm
    once again, classy

    plastic frosted pink fingernails are already naseating enough..add the grunt, slap, queef and we have a winner.

  56. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    queef. what an interesting word.
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    CRA-Z_HEART Male 18-29
    138 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 9:41 pm
    ouch...
  58. Profile photo of TheEx
    TheEx Female 13-17
    155 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 10:03 pm
    Oh gawdd, how vivid was that?
  59. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    i feel bad for the letter writer
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    camille123 Female 13-17
    70 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 11:45 pm
    yucky
  61. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 4:50 am
    well the dogs didn`t seem to mind so much...
  62. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    585 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 10:48 am
    *sI am a racist!*
  63. Profile photo of FrogBomb
    FrogBomb Male 13-17
    161 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 11:43 am
    XD fived this poo
  64. Profile photo of FrogBomb
    FrogBomb Male 13-17
    161 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 11:43 am
    and i know it only goes to four too
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    kraftycows Female 13-17
    63 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    ....
  66. Profile photo of Xxayna
    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    That would have been so hilarious if I wasn`t eating lunch when I read it!
  67. Profile photo of freespangler
    freespangler Male 30-39
    78 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    LAME.
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    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    That`s priceless, yet.... Disgusting.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 3, 2006 at 5:17 am
    Truly, you`d think the gross neighbour would do that when the letter-writer wasn`t home. That`s just common courtesy.
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    doobiebrotha Male 30-39
    138 posts
    September 3, 2006 at 8:14 am
    I found it to be hilarious. I love how she had to mention the "queef".
  71. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    September 3, 2006 at 9:46 pm
    Sucks to be her.
  72. Profile photo of Bigbear5000
    Bigbear5000 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    September 4, 2006 at 12:39 am
    And thats why I dont live by anyone with a pool/hot tub. Even so thats enough to make me the worlds best noise canceling headphones... As always: -- The Truth Is Out There --
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    cotylena Female 13-17
    159 posts
    September 8, 2006 at 11:19 pm
    oh gawd..i feel sorry for her
  74. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    September 16, 2006 at 4:14 am
    this almost made me throw up
  75. Profile photo of Odd_Mindset
    Odd_Mindset Male 13-17
    142 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    God, you would think that most people would want to have sex in their house to avoid letters like this, and the perverts looking through the holes in the fence... but some people are just... really, really nasty. If I were the disgruntled gardener, I`d definitely move. Wouldn`t you be able to complain to the authorities about their loud nastiness, though?

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