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Date: 09/19/06 02:18 AM

92 Responses to Chat 411 for Parents

  1. Profile photo of phroedoux
    phroedoux Male 18-29
    363 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 12:16 am
    Link: Chat 411 for Parents - List of chat room acronyms.
  2. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 12:22 am
    #10.
  3. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 2:23 am
    KOV
    KOP
    NIFOC!!!
    PA!

    POS!

    NP!

    NIFOC!!!
    WTGP?

    ILU!

    DIKU?

  4. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:03 am
    TLFIAB
    <spoiler>too lame for IAB</spoiler>
  5. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:33 am
    IPN!
  6. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:43 am
    Most of those are bollocks.
  7. Profile photo of ebsha
    ebsha Female 18-29
    198 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:45 am
    lolol, IPN is funny. but NIFOC is funnier!
  8. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 4:01 am
    I dont use many of these, but surely np = no problem!

    As for the naked ones... this list is the product of a sick mind!

  9. Profile photo of heng03313
    heng03313 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 4:02 am
    ICJRAMWWLASIFC
    i can just replace all my words with letters and say its for chatting
  10. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 4:03 am
    ^ It`s for parents of exploited children!! I think this list is good, but there are lots more to add.
  11. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 4:09 am
    But they are not real... are they? I know it`s for parents, but I thought most of them were made up, which is sick because I guess that list would be scary for parents!
  12. Profile photo of Marram
    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 5:19 am
    Hmm, I don`t use some of those. Here is what I use:

    BF/GF
    LYLAS (but that isn`t listed)
    PM
    POS

    Those are the only "bad" ones I guess. I don`t know why they don`t have LYAS or LYAB on there. And who in the world goes around on the chat with random people going "PA!!! P911!!! POS!!!" I haven`t even heard of half of those acronyms

  13. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
    401 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 5:23 am
    They dont even have most of the common ones
  14. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 6:39 am
    Kids are stupid...cant they pick up on weather they are being "exploited" seriously its not the parents but the kids that need to GET A CLUE
  15. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 6:58 am
    i havent heard of half of theese they must just be taking sick saings and putting them into acronyms!
  16. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 6:58 am
    *saying*
  17. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 7:19 am
    NIFOC, LMAO!!!!! I think NIFOC was very funny. HAHAHA
  18. Profile photo of Buffyphil
    Buffyphil Male 18-29
    273 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 7:42 am
    It annoys me when people use too many of these, makes things hard to read / understand
    I use.. lol and brb.. thats about it really!
  19. Profile photo of flourchild29
    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:01 am
    what does lylas stand for
  20. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:18 am
    ^ look, you left a stain.
  21. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:20 am
    ... and POS - parent over shoulder...
    It`s really piece of poo, eh. Poor parents will be as clueless as ever.
  22. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:20 am
    it`s funny to think that adults think we use those.
  23. Profile photo of guapodude
    guapodude Male 13-17
    329 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:36 am
    GFYWAHCIKTNXBYE
  24. Profile photo of demone_paar
    demone_paar Male 13-17
    230 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:48 am
    lets see..: LOL,ROFL,ROFLMAO,NP...
    my mom knows all of them though... she plays WoW
  25. Profile photo of demone_paar
    demone_paar Male 13-17
    230 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:49 am
    np as in no problem...

  26. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 9:19 am
    Iv never used or seen some of them.. what does LYAS and LYAB mean then Marram?
  27. Profile photo of Nebula123
    Nebula123 Female 18-29
    21 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 9:51 am
    Poor misguided parents. If they are going to give a guide of internet slang they should at least include acronyms that kids actually use.
  28. Profile photo of rraaee
    rraaee Female 18-29
    85 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 10:12 am
    I dont even use more than half of them. Im not too lazy to actually type out what I have to say.
  29. Profile photo of fire_frog
    fire_frog Male 18-29
    228 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 10:21 am
    TLWAPOSBIDUTAIUIRC
    That list was a piese of poo because it doesn`t use the acronyms I use in regular chat.
    oh ya LYAS means Laughing Yokels Ate Sanchaz
    and LYAB means Lippy Yam Argued Bastards
  30. Profile photo of kingpoopoo
    kingpoopoo Female 13-17
    231 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 10:39 am
    hmianifotcampaahsijntsagal
    holy makeral i am naked in front of the computer and my parents arent at home so i just need to shutup and get a life
    thats what those leters mean
  31. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 10:59 am
    ERRR..

    lol?
    lmfao??
    rofl???

    why are these not there?

  32. Profile photo of timak
    timak Male 18-29
    110 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 11:02 am
    IWABJ
    SMD
    LMB
    EMA

    Those are what I use online....

  33. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 11:03 am
    Well you know what? IAPN. (I always post naked)
    :-P
  34. Profile photo of phroedoux
    phroedoux Male 18-29
    363 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 11:23 am
    You guys don`t have the commercials for this BS like I do. I hate john walsh even more now.
    Here`s a longer list
    http://cox.com/takecharge/includes/docs/...
  35. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 11:52 am
    My parents don`t think i`m stupid... what am i gonna get up to on the internet.
    ...
    Ahem.
    ...
    Although NIFOC made me laugh!
  36. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 11:53 am
    And I thought my kid was talking about his IPN address!

    Noo!

  37. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 12:10 pm
    as if they did that!! we have a code for a reason...just glad that most of them are not one ppl actually use and the ones we do aint on there...
  38. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    HTLAPD!!
    Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!!
  39. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 1:27 pm
    I have one: IAGWNRF

    I`m a Geek With No Real Friends.

  40. Profile photo of Dark_Dragon
    Dark_Dragon Female 13-17
    117 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    ...

    If anyone uses those, they should be shot.

  41. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    Noone uses 3/4ths of those.
  42. Profile photo of alknick
    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    I haven`t seen anyone use those...I use lol, wtf, and rofl.
  43. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    They forgot one.

    1 |-|4><><0|2z j00 |30>< f00. = Your child is a hacker. And yes, they already know about your hidden folder full of porn :p pwnt.

  44. Profile photo of xXI-Am-MeXx
    xXI-Am-MeXx Female 13-17
    148 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    omsfg roflmao w.e lol gtg gf pos coz im nifoc...ilu...xxxxx...
    how can u talk like that without goin crazy? xxxx
  45. Profile photo of Spoonerism
    Spoonerism Female 18-29
    10 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    I always used "abc" as my "parents are near" code.
  46. Profile photo of AltEgoMarty
    AltEgoMarty Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    that is the stupidest thing i think i have ever seen. if i ever saw anybody using any of those i would be all like WTF mate? that is the only one i actually say out loud "WTF mate?"
  47. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    I used to use IRC and used the clear screen command after telling them my parents were nearby....:P
  48. Profile photo of jax1491
    jax1491 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    no one uses most of those.
  49. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 3:59 pm
    ahh man! we hav bin found out :(
  50. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    NIFOC
  51. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 5:11 pm
    hmm....
  52. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 5:13 pm
    haha these suck. idk anyone who uses np for no parents or any of the other ones actually haha
  53. Profile photo of psychoman364
    psychoman364 Male 18-29
    372 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 5:23 pm
    OK, for me, POS does NOt mean "parent over shoulder". It means "Piece of sh*t". I`ve never seen it used in the first way before TV commercials.
  54. Profile photo of Fabbyfubz
    Fabbyfubz Male 13-17
    176 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    LFG UBRS
  55. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 5:29 pm
    How about WOOM (Wacked off on mouse) had to use that a couple of times!

  56. Profile photo of rhenretta
    rhenretta Male 18-29
    62 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 5:32 pm
    STFU / GBTW NOOB DIAF
  57. Profile photo of carissakayb
    carissakayb Female 13-17
    130 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 5:36 pm
    My mom knows most of them but I only use like 3 of them
  58. Profile photo of homsar42
    homsar42 Female 13-17
    144 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    3/4 of those aren`t even used.
  59. Profile photo of digganob
    digganob Male 30-39
    135 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    Last time I checked "np" meant "no problem", as in "you`re welcome" (an answer to "ty" meaning "thank you"), and POS was "piece of poo" as in "I drive a Ford POS".

    I think they`re trying to foster paternal paranoia. They should warn them about "IAB" as well.

    They really should have included MILF, CFNM, etc.

  60. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 6:34 pm
    Umm..... If your mom walks in on you, and your naked, I dont think she has to walk over and look at the chat window to see "NIFOC" to tell your naked in front of your f*cking computer.. lol...

    Kids arn`t taht stupid, they wont use acronyms that will get them in trouble while their parents are watching..

  61. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 6:46 pm
    Instead of pos I use pofsoms (piece of fu*king sh*t over my shoulder) lol
  62. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 7:43 pm
    Who the hell uses these?
  63. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 7:54 pm
    I`ve been chatting for years and MOST of those I`ve NEVER seen.

    FAKE.

  64. Profile photo of armageddon23
    armageddon23 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:00 pm
    imaomwwtrsc

    i am an old man who wants to rape small children (watch out for that one)

  65. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:05 pm
    ^ I use: asl, lol, brb, ttyl, bbl, gtg, b4, l8er, w/e, w/, w/out, btw, c-ya, fyi, gr8, PM, TGIF, ur, u, wb, ? (for "what?" or "huh?"), and if I were to say nevermind I may put NVM.

    Besides these... I`ll use emotions things like :), :(, O.o, etc.

    And shorten a COUPLE things like earlier mentioned: you would be u, before would he b4, etc.

  66. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:08 pm
    ^ Oh yeah... and wtf.

    *laughs* - lol.

  67. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 8:31 pm
    darn.....now I can`t post naked in front of the compuuter!
  68. Profile photo of ogirl3000
    ogirl3000 Female 13-17
    609 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 9:07 pm
    wow like 3 of theese are ones ppl actually use the others ive never heard of! im sick of all theese things "TRYING to help parents" seriously i meen it just worries them
  69. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 9:15 pm
    Hmm, this reminds me of a poorly translated package of ramen noodles.
  70. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    I.T.T.S.G.T.O.L.I.S.T.K. - I Think They Should Get Their Own Lives Intead of Spying on Their Kids :-).
  71. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 10:40 pm
    haha these are so funny, because most of them most kids don`t use.
    pos (parent over shoulder) nobody uses p911?!
    stupid adults trying to help parents figure out what they`re teens are talking about.
    i haven`t even ever heard of most of those.
    posting naked? wth?!
  72. Profile photo of sillyshoes
    sillyshoes Female 13-17
    18 posts
    September 19, 2006 at 11:56 pm
    hah... this is so stupid! who made this list? honestly!
  73. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 12:33 am
    Ive only seen about three of em used seriously
  74. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
    401 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 1:16 am
    I reckon this list was made by kids to put there perants off what there really saying.
  75. Profile photo of iNVERTED_
    iNVERTED_ Male 13-17
    53 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 9:07 am
    Almost all of those are ridiculous. Reminds me of Microsoft`s list. They just make them up themselves, even though nobody actually uses them. >_>
  76. Profile photo of lolabunny413
    lolabunny413 Female 18-29
    44 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 12:32 pm
    this redneck guy before thought lol meant something dirty...haha
  77. Profile photo of catcatdog
    catcatdog Female 13-17
    110 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 2:51 pm
    NIFOC? P911?????? that is so gay it makes me want to kill myself! lol i bet no one uses them...
  78. Profile photo of romboy
    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    Am I the only one that thought that POS stood for `Point of Sale` or the occasional `Piece of Sh*t`
  79. Profile photo of ostracod
    ostracod Male 13-17
    105 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    they forgot about lawlz! booooo
  80. Profile photo of spack12
    spack12 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 7:11 pm
    lol I love the naked ones. "hey guys, Nifoc"
  81. Profile photo of yourshoes
    yourshoes Female 13-17
    192 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 7:46 pm
    If ANYONE said NIFOC to me, I`d block them. DUH!!! How stupid do kids get. If someone emails me to post a podcast naked (which i`ve never gotten, I don`t even have a podcast BTW) I would put them on spam! How could you even utter "There was no other options" when there IS!!! MY GOD! If you`ve been raped it`s UR FRIGGIN FAULT!!!
  82. Profile photo of yourshoes
    yourshoes Female 13-17
    192 posts
    September 20, 2006 at 7:48 pm
    And parents never fear I do feel bad for you that your kids are perverts though. To prevent it, get cybersitter.... AND NEVER EVER LET UR KIDS GO TO THEIR FRIENDS HOUSE MORE THAN 2X A WEEK!!! Oh well, there`s always room for another Chinese adopted baby!!! Right? RIGHT???
  83. Profile photo of xDDitsmee
    xDDitsmee Female 18-29
    266 posts
    September 22, 2006 at 10:32 pm
    Hey boys, guess what. I`m NIFOC. Mhm. You got me right. Yeeeaah, babe.

    -stifled laughter-

    -tears up and burst into laughter-

  84. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 10:19 am
    IPN!
  85. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    September 30, 2006 at 10:28 am
    IPMP!
    S4L!
  86. Profile photo of cinamon707
    cinamon707 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 9:27 pm
    LOL these were so dumb...did anyone notice the site name was cox? Hm......
  87. Profile photo of simplename9
    simplename9 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 4:10 pm
    ^^^^^^^^
    IPN= I pee naked???
  88. Profile photo of GFinCO
    GFinCO Female 18-29
    1 post
    November 17, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    thats too funny, i don`t even know half of those it`s been a while since i`ve been in a chat room, like 2 years, too funny
  89. Profile photo of reaper13
    reaper13 Male 30-39
    6 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    What the hell was that!!
  90. Profile photo of _trivium
    _trivium Male 18-29
    71 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    Moronic. There were literally four on there that anyone ever uses, and only one out of those four that doesn`t make you look like an idiot by using.
  91. Profile photo of kittiechick
    kittiechick Female 18-29
    57 posts
    February 26, 2007 at 6:43 pm
    Those are really dumb ones. Although, I do have a friend who uses emoticons that I have to look up .

    My mom knows more Chatroom acroymns than me.

  92. Profile photo of PsychoBunnie
    PsychoBunnie Female 18-29
    9 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 10:45 am
    First off, I HIGHLY doubt anyone uses those.
    2nd, if a parent knows more acroymns than his or her teenager means they spend too much time in porn chat rooms or the actually memorized dumb ass lists such as this one

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