Chat 411 for Parents

Submitted by: phroedoux 11 years ago in Tech
http://cox.com/takecharge/parents_chat.asp

List of chat room acronyms.
There are 92 comments:
Female 9
First off, I HIGHLY doubt anyone uses those.
2nd, if a parent knows more acroymns than his or her teenager means they spend too much time in porn chat rooms or the actually memorized dumb ass lists such as this one
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Female 57
Those are really dumb ones. Although, I do have a friend who uses emoticons that I have to look up .

My mom knows more Chatroom acroymns than me.

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Male 71
Moronic. There were literally four on there that anyone ever uses, and only one out of those four that doesn`t make you look like an idiot by using.
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Male 6
What the hell was that!!
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Female 1
thats too funny, i don`t even know half of those it`s been a while since i`ve been in a chat room, like 2 years, too funny
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Male 51
^^^^^^^^
IPN= I pee naked???
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Male 28
LOL these were so dumb...did anyone notice the site name was cox? Hm......
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Male 286
IPMP!
S4L!
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Male 286
IPN!
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Female 266
Hey boys, guess what. I`m NIFOC. Mhm. You got me right. Yeeeaah, babe.

-stifled laughter-

-tears up and burst into laughter-

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Female 192
And parents never fear I do feel bad for you that your kids are perverts though. To prevent it, get cybersitter.... AND NEVER EVER LET UR KIDS GO TO THEIR FRIENDS HOUSE MORE THAN 2X A WEEK!!! Oh well, there`s always room for another Chinese adopted baby!!! Right? RIGHT???
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Female 192
If ANYONE said NIFOC to me, I`d block them. DUH!!! How stupid do kids get. If someone emails me to post a podcast naked (which i`ve never gotten, I don`t even have a podcast BTW) I would put them on spam! How could you even utter "There was no other options" when there IS!!! MY GOD! If you`ve been raped it`s UR FRIGGIN FAULT!!!
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Male 98
lol I love the naked ones. "hey guys, Nifoc"
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Male 105
they forgot about lawlz! booooo
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Male 221
Am I the only one that thought that POS stood for `Point of Sale` or the occasional `Piece of Sh*t`
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Female 110
NIFOC? P911?????? that is so gay it makes me want to kill myself! lol i bet no one uses them...
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Female 44
this redneck guy before thought lol meant something dirty...haha
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Male 53
Almost all of those are ridiculous. Reminds me of Microsoft`s list. They just make them up themselves, even though nobody actually uses them. >_>
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Male 401
I reckon this list was made by kids to put there perants off what there really saying.
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Male 713
Ive only seen about three of em used seriously
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Female 18
hah... this is so stupid! who made this list? honestly!
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Male 1,866
haha these are so funny, because most of them most kids don`t use.
pos (parent over shoulder) nobody uses p911?!
stupid adults trying to help parents figure out what they`re teens are talking about.
i haven`t even ever heard of most of those.
posting naked? wth?!
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Female 2,552
I.T.T.S.G.T.O.L.I.S.T.K. - I Think They Should Get Their Own Lives Intead of Spying on Their Kids :-).
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Female 335
Hmm, this reminds me of a poorly translated package of ramen noodles.
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Female 609
wow like 3 of theese are ones ppl actually use the others ive never heard of! im sick of all theese things "TRYING to help parents" seriously i meen it just worries them
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Female 1,652
darn.....now I can`t post naked in front of the compuuter!
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Female 1,984
^ Oh yeah... and wtf.

*laughs* - lol.

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Female 1,984
^ I use: asl, lol, brb, ttyl, bbl, gtg, b4, l8er, w/e, w/, w/out, btw, c-ya, fyi, gr8, PM, TGIF, ur, u, wb, ? (for "what?" or "huh?"), and if I were to say nevermind I may put NVM.

Besides these... I`ll use emotions things like :), :(, O.o, etc.

And shorten a COUPLE things like earlier mentioned: you would be u, before would he b4, etc.

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Male 35
imaomwwtrsc

i am an old man who wants to rape small children (watch out for that one)

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Female 1,984
I`ve been chatting for years and MOST of those I`ve NEVER seen.

FAKE.

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Male 1,066
Who the hell uses these?
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Female 1,426
Instead of pos I use pofsoms (piece of fu*king sh*t over my shoulder) lol
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Male 2,486
Umm..... If your mom walks in on you, and your naked, I dont think she has to walk over and look at the chat window to see "NIFOC" to tell your naked in front of your f*cking computer.. lol...

Kids arn`t taht stupid, they wont use acronyms that will get them in trouble while their parents are watching..

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Male 135
Last time I checked "np" meant "no problem", as in "you`re welcome" (an answer to "ty" meaning "thank you"), and POS was "piece of poo" as in "I drive a Ford POS".

I think they`re trying to foster paternal paranoia. They should warn them about "IAB" as well.

They really should have included MILF, CFNM, etc.

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Female 144
3/4 of those aren`t even used.
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Female 130
My mom knows most of them but I only use like 3 of them
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Male 62
STFU / GBTW NOOB DIAF
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Male 561
How about WOOM (Wacked off on mouse) had to use that a couple of times!

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Male 176
LFG UBRS
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Male 372
OK, for me, POS does NOt mean "parent over shoulder". It means "Piece of sh*t". I`ve never seen it used in the first way before TV commercials.
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Female 411
haha these suck. idk anyone who uses np for no parents or any of the other ones actually haha
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Male 4,393
hmm....
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Male 506
NIFOC
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Female 1,463
ahh man! we hav bin found out :(
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Female 32
no one uses most of those.
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Female 335
I used to use IRC and used the clear screen command after telling them my parents were nearby....:P
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Male 4
that is the stupidest thing i think i have ever seen. if i ever saw anybody using any of those i would be all like WTF mate? that is the only one i actually say out loud "WTF mate?"
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Female 10
I always used "abc" as my "parents are near" code.
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Female 148
omsfg roflmao w.e lol gtg gf pos coz im nifoc...ilu...xxxxx...
how can u talk like that without goin crazy? xxxx
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Female 335
They forgot one.

1 |-|4><><0|2z j00 |30>< f00. = Your child is a hacker. And yes, they already know about your hidden folder full of porn :p pwnt.

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Female 284
I haven`t seen anyone use those...I use lol, wtf, and rofl.
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Male 888
Noone uses 3/4ths of those.
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Female 117
...

If anyone uses those, they should be shot.

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Male 594
I have one: IAGWNRF

I`m a Geek With No Real Friends.

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Female 999
HTLAPD!!
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!!
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Female 3,001
as if they did that!! we have a code for a reason...just glad that most of them are not one ppl actually use and the ones we do aint on there...
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Male 281
And I thought my kid was talking about his IPN address!

Noo!

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Male 1,478
My parents don`t think i`m stupid... what am i gonna get up to on the internet.
...
Ahem.
...
Although NIFOC made me laugh!
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Male 363
You guys don`t have the commercials for this BS like I do. I hate john walsh even more now.
Here`s a longer list
http://cox.com/takecharge/includes/docs/...
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Female 471
Well you know what? IAPN. (I always post naked)
:-P
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Male 110
IWABJ
SMD
LMB
EMA

Those are what I use online....

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Male 2,057
ERRR..

lol?
lmfao??
rofl???

why are these not there?

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Female 231
hmianifotcampaahsijntsagal
holy makeral i am naked in front of the computer and my parents arent at home so i just need to shutup and get a life
thats what those leters mean
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Male 227
TLWAPOSBIDUTAIUIRC
That list was a piese of poo because it doesn`t use the acronyms I use in regular chat.
oh ya LYAS means Laughing Yokels Ate Sanchaz
and LYAB means Lippy Yam Argued Bastards
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Female 85
I dont even use more than half of them. Im not too lazy to actually type out what I have to say.
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Female 21
Poor misguided parents. If they are going to give a guide of internet slang they should at least include acronyms that kids actually use.
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Female 873
Iv never used or seen some of them.. what does LYAS and LYAB mean then Marram?
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Male 230
np as in no problem...

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Male 230
lets see..: LOL,ROFL,ROFLMAO,NP...
my mom knows all of them though... she plays WoW
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Male 329
GFYWAHCIKTNXBYE
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Male 619
it`s funny to think that adults think we use those.
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Male 2,720
... and POS - parent over shoulder...
It`s really piece of poo, eh. Poor parents will be as clueless as ever.
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Male 2,720
^ look, you left a stain.
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Female 268
what does lylas stand for
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Male 273
It annoys me when people use too many of these, makes things hard to read / understand
I use.. lol and brb.. thats about it really!
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Female 797
NIFOC, LMAO!!!!! I think NIFOC was very funny. HAHAHA
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Male 459
*saying*
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Male 459
i havent heard of half of theese they must just be taking sick saings and putting them into acronyms!
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Male 1,152
Kids are stupid...cant they pick up on weather they are being "exploited" seriously its not the parents but the kids that need to GET A CLUE
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Male 401
They dont even have most of the common ones
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Male 316
Hmm, I don`t use some of those. Here is what I use:

BF/GF
LYLAS (but that isn`t listed)
PM
POS

Those are the only "bad" ones I guess. I don`t know why they don`t have LYAS or LYAB on there. And who in the world goes around on the chat with random people going "PA!!! P911!!! POS!!!" I haven`t even heard of half of those acronyms

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Female 399
But they are not real... are they? I know it`s for parents, but I thought most of them were made up, which is sick because I guess that list would be scary for parents!
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Female 811
^ It`s for parents of exploited children!! I think this list is good, but there are lots more to add.
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Male 73
ICJRAMWWLASIFC
i can just replace all my words with letters and say its for chatting
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Female 399
I dont use many of these, but surely np = no problem!

As for the naked ones... this list is the product of a sick mind!

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Female 198
lolol, IPN is funny. but NIFOC is funnier!
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Male 2,216
Most of those are bollocks.
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Male 1,265
IPN!
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Male 1,354
TLFIAB
<spoiler>too lame for IAB</spoiler>
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Male 724
KOV
KOP
NIFOC!!!
PA!

POS!

NP!

NIFOC!!!
WTGP?

ILU!

DIKU?

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Male 2,519
#10.
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Male 363
Link: Chat 411 for Parents [Rate Link] - List of chat room acronyms.
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