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Date: 09/05/06 02:11 AM

73 Responses to Candles + Dog + Funeral

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 4, 2006 at 10:49 pm
    Link: Candles + Dog + Funeral - Don`t bring your dog to a funeral, and don`t set up a teetering tower of candles near the coffin.
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    brutalnz Male 30-39
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    September 5, 2006 at 2:14 am
    WHY??
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    xelous Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 2:24 am
    Guess the family wish they didn`t pay all that extra money for the embalming process.

    Whoosh

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    Yorgler Male 13-17
    194 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 2:26 am
    holy crap...that`s not so much funny as it is horrible
  5. Profile photo of llJillianll
    llJillianll Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 2:47 am
    thats AMAZING
  6. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
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    September 5, 2006 at 3:14 am
    IF you bring a dog to a church, why is it not on a leash?
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 3:20 am
    whoah... It`s funny when it`s someone else but I think we`d all be mortified if it was ours...
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    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 3:27 am
    Why the hell was someone taping a funeral? Going to relive it on family video night?
  9. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 3:48 am
    mani the dog WAS on a leash. But, for the very reason that this happened is WHY I hate DOGS! They`re the type of animal that I just eventually want to PUNCH in the jaw and scream in their language "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!"
  10. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 3:59 am
    ROFL...
    ...umm I mean
    Poor poor lady...or man...Couldnt really tell...
    Probably a shop but we wont get into that :P
    jk about that last remark
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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 4:01 am
    LOL, that was great. I am sorry, but I have no pitty for the dead, and the family`s terrified screams made me smile.
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 4:01 am
    Good point Drizzle....

    Crazy Americans ................

  13. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 4:07 am
    Saved some money on the cremation.
  14. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2006 at 4:34 am
    At least the person didn`t suffer.
  15. Profile photo of Allison42o
    Allison42o Female 18-29
    107 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 4:54 am
    id of put the dog to sleep
  16. Profile photo of james838
    james838 Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 7:08 am
    "At least the person didn`t suffer"
    no, but the family of that person did! not only did that person video tape it, but they then sent it off to a TV show!!!
  17. Profile photo of eagles5
    eagles5 Male 13-17
    272 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 7:20 am
    Candle - $2.50
    Funeral Service - $5000
    Getting a Free Cremation - Priceless
    lol
  18. Profile photo of IHeartJesus
    IHeartJesus Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 7:23 am
    That`s actually terrible.
  19. Profile photo of rat78
    rat78 Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 7:35 am
    but..the flames..was she all covered in some flamable liquid or what?? i mean, fire was waaay to big for that candle.
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    0AmY0 Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 8:17 am
    Holy, just imagine if that was someone you cared about.
  21. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 8:19 am
    On 9/5/2006 7:23:05 AM IHeartJesus wrote: That`s actually terrible.

    I agree, but who would take a dog to a funeral in the first place?
    Not like the dog cares about the persons death.

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    ottopotomas Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 8:25 am
    lol that guy must have been a heavy drinker
  23. Profile photo of eisenmann
    eisenmann Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2006 at 8:28 am
    haha stupid dog... if that happened to my family we would prolly hunt it down and eat it in revenge...Hicks at Heart
  24. Profile photo of NyQ
    NyQ Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 8:51 am
    FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WTF would have caused the body to immediately burst into flames like that? Did they soak it in alcohol or sumthin? And like drizzle said, why was it being taped? this was fake/staged, whatever you wanna call it

  25. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 8:54 am
    NyQ: Exactly, it has to be staged...
  26. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 9:11 am
    LKJslain, you took the words right out of my mouth.
  27. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 9:49 am
    Drizzle, I completely agree.

    NyQ, look up the embalming process... I`m sure that most of those chemicals are flammable.

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    slinky0 Female 30-39
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    September 5, 2006 at 11:27 am
    If that was indeed true, I feel really bad for the family.
  29. Profile photo of Megra333
    Megra333 Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 11:39 am
    I really hope that was fake.
  30. Profile photo of lizzywizzy
    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 12:03 pm
    The body set on fire a little too quickly!
  31. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    The oil pours out from the candle holder on to the body. Kinda like dropping a match on gasoline.
  32. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
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    September 5, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    that`s not funny.
  33. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    Aight Videogamer! *high fives*
  34. Profile photo of iNVERTED_
    iNVERTED_ Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    fake...
  35. Profile photo of david9571
    david9571 Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2006 at 1:10 pm
    That video was staged. Who would bring a dog to a funeral? And who tapes a funeral? It is so obvious. I think I`ll give this video a `one.`
  36. Profile photo of Brandnever
    Brandnever Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 1:27 pm
    who brings a video camera to a funeral
  37. Profile photo of kittycatz
    kittycatz Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    I dearly hope that was fake!
  38. Profile photo of ajax1829
    ajax1829 Male 30-39
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    September 5, 2006 at 1:57 pm
    BWWWAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!

    i mean, how unfortunate.
    *snicker*

  39. Profile photo of ajax1829
    ajax1829 Male 30-39
    206 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 1:59 pm
    btw, here`s an idea...

    CLOSE THE LID!!!
    Fire-Oxygen=No more fire.

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    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    omg tht must have been terrible for the family...funny to watch tho lol
  41. Profile photo of bruschibabe
    bruschibabe Female 18-29
    39 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    mani the dog WAS on a leash. But, for the very reason that this happened is WHY I hate DOGS! They`re the type of animal that I just eventually want to PUNCH in the jaw and scream in their language "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!"

    Your a drating psycho

  42. Profile photo of bruschibabe
    bruschibabe Female 18-29
    39 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    damn censorship... should say your a f*&cking psycho
  43. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    thats so sad but u r right

    y tape a funeral

  44. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    if that wasnt staged,it was the weirdest funeral i`ve ever seen.why would you bring a dog and why would you videotape it?and the body seemed to burst into flames a little too quickly.
  45. Profile photo of milflikewhoa
    milflikewhoa Female 18-29
    27 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 3:57 pm
    Maybe it was the dead persons dog? At any rate, I worked in a funeral home selling caskets. The fabric inside is highly flamable. It catches on fire really quickly and melts, too.

  46. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 4:10 pm
    Why keep asking things like "Why bring a dog? Wy bring a camera?" People do things differently. If my father passed away I know his little dogs would be at the funeral. As for the video camera, I am sure we have all seen those people who film EVERYTHING.
  47. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 4:51 pm
    Thats interesting. But I do think it is staged. Why would there be an outside shot of the building as good as a professional camera man would do it? And why would there be a dog at a funeral. Oh wait, I am repeating what everybody else said. Eh I have the same idea!
  48. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    Hey atleast the cremation was free!
  49. Profile photo of Ottoman
    Ottoman Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2006 at 5:01 pm
    More proof that dogs are Fu¢king stupid barking pooting machines. If that were my dog. . . well, I wouln`t HAVE a dog, but anyway. . . If that were my dog I would torture it with white-hot knives and burning oil. Fu¢king dog. Or beat it to death with my bare hands. Yeah. . . not that I endorese cruelty to animals, I hate that, but this. . . is an exception.
  50. Profile photo of Ottoman
    Ottoman Male 13-17
    18 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    "Why would there be an outside shot of the building as good as a professional camera man would do it?"

    This was obviously a clip from a television show. The showed a shot of the funeral home where it happened, then showed the actual footage. And I agree with fallesoul, I don`t think that was staged.

  51. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 5:27 pm
    I dont think i should laugh.
  52. Profile photo of fire_frog
    fire_frog Male 18-29
    228 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 5:28 pm
    Lol that was funny.
    It was like something on a sicom.
    "More proof that dogs are Fu¢king stupid barking pooting machines. If that were my dog. . . well, I wouln`t HAVE a dog, but anyway. . . If that were my dog I would torture it with white-hot knives and burning oil. Fu¢king dog. Or beat it to death with my bare hands. Yeah. . . not that I endorese cruelty to animals, I hate that, but this. . . is an exception."
    You are a drating pyscho it`s people like you how should burn like the dead guy in the film.
  53. Profile photo of JpKllA
    JpKllA Male 13-17
    338 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    Tinkerbellio Female, 18-29, Europe
    Tuesday, September 05, 2006 4:01:38 AM
    Good point Drizzle....

    Crazy Americans ................
    Hey stupid European! Don`t make judgements on an entire race or group of people based on one person.

  54. Profile photo of hexagog
    hexagog Male 13-17
    239 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 7:27 pm
    pwned - i bet that happened a few times while that guy was alive too.
  55. Profile photo of irred
    irred Female 13-17
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    September 5, 2006 at 7:40 pm
    lmao! i dont care if it was fake or real, it was funny!
  56. Profile photo of Noxus322
    Noxus322 Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2006 at 7:43 pm
    Well this is obviously a shop, good sir, and I believe my theory is correct as I have seen many when I was a Young lad. There, I spiced it up but really I agree with the english gentlemen.
  57. Profile photo of wiggles132
    wiggles132 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 7:55 pm
    OMG WTF DOES IT MEAN WHEN PPL SAY ITS A SHOP?!?!?
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    v_wilkes85
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    September 5, 2006 at 8:14 pm
    that is wrong, that is f*ckin dark!!! holy crap. Also, it doesn`t make me feel all that great, considering my dog is 13 years old.
  59. Profile photo of NoMeaning
    NoMeaning Female 18-29
    71 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 8:21 pm
    Holy Hell that was strange. I hate dogs. They`re pretty stupid at (most) times.
  60. Profile photo of epimetheus
    epimetheus Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 9:02 pm
    You`re all idiots. The body set alight quickly because of the embalming fluid.
  61. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 9:20 pm
    lol the dog might be stupid, but how much stupider was the owner to bring it? `say goodbye now rover`. i mean, my dog would probably roll in the dead body.
    and i agree, the body would go up like a firework with all the embalming stuff.
  62. Profile photo of camaaf
    camaaf Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2006 at 10:13 pm
    if I saw that at any service I was in, that stupid dog would be getting a quick funeral as well.
  63. Profile photo of flipz4
    flipz4 Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2006 at 12:22 am
    i dont believe it
  64. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
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    September 6, 2006 at 12:24 am
    Poor corpse.
  65. Profile photo of GraveCicada
    GraveCicada Female 13-17
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    September 6, 2006 at 1:38 am
    "mani the dog WAS on a leash. But, for the very reason that this happened is WHY I hate DOGS! They`re the type of animal that I just eventually want to PUNCH in the jaw and scream in their language "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!"

    Amen.

  66. Profile photo of savethetuna
    savethetuna Male 13-17
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    September 6, 2006 at 2:02 am
    that girl on the imvu is hot

    lol the dog set the dead guy on fire

  67. Profile photo of U_N_Owen
    U_N_Owen Male 18-29
    32 posts
    September 7, 2006 at 5:20 am
    Am I the only one who realizes that this isn`t real? Notice how quickly the flames grow (there was something extremely flammable there), Notice the man all the way on the right is calmly practically fanning the flames with his hat. Notice how they all jump up almost instantaneously. Last of all, who the hell videotapes a funeral? (and on another note, brings a god damn dog?)
  68. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2006 at 3:57 am
    ^^^friggin hell, learn to read the goddamn posts we`ve alreadyt been over this.embalming liquids are flammable. people are idiots. that pretty much sums it up
  69. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
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    October 22, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    it looks so fake~~
  70. Profile photo of SnazzyBanana
    SnazzyBanana Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:43 am
    wow.
  71. Profile photo of BrettIsPyro
    BrettIsPyro Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    wonder what happend to the owner of said dog
  72. Profile photo of BrettIsPyro
    BrettIsPyro Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    "OMG WTF DOES IT MEAN WHEN PPL SAY ITS A SHOP?!?!?"

    A "shop" refers to "photoshop` a program you use to edit pictures and video so you can make anything happen

  73. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    ROFL! Er... Awww that was a cute doggy burning the person.

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