British Sperm Banks Nearly Empty

Submitted by: dreddloxx 10 years ago Science
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060925/wl_uk_afp/britainhealthsperm_060925063024;_ylt=AmlQ0VXVy7N.pmWs2KupvXz1_sEF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

Shortage of sperm in the UK due to lifting the of donor anonimity.
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Male 1,586
Oh, don`t worry.
1600 posts... If I was gonna get banned, it would`ve happened by now. ;-)
I`m always making with the wisecracks - I forget that some people can`t figure out when I`m being serious or satirical.
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Male 111
also i never heard of an insult such as bigoted?!?
also also joesus S*UT T*E F*U*K U*!!!
so enohead dont think im gettin twisted at you..
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Male 111
Okay okay look i was just poking fun at you! im that type of guy that seems to be the comedy relief/weird dude. and also i dont want you to be another jamal jones or owen whathisface where everyone banned you and you cant EVER register onto iab again. so actually, what im trying to say is dont always take my comments seriously after all i did say "oooooododloddodldol" and some incantation.
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Male 1,586
Oh, sure. It`s okay for that jackass to call me a bigoted idiot, but you get all twisted at ME?!
Calm down. We`re just having a little fun.
This is I-Am-Bored. Who are YOU to say how others cure their boredom? Some of us enjoy giving people a good-natured teasing now and again.
Take a pill, drink your milk, and don`t take things so personally. Especially when they`re not even directed at you.
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Male 1,586
Joesus, you know nothing about me. Shut your hole.
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Male 197
Enohead, you`re a biggoted idiot, stop backpaddling.
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Male 111
forget a debate.. every post i go to has to have a war!!!!!
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Male 111
*SigH* not again why does every post i go to has to have a debate? WHY GOD WHY?????? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! oh and id donate to but im scared id be hunted down by my own kids :-p
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Male 1,586
True. I just wish people would not stereotype. Except for when it comes to the blacks. They`re all the same. Thugs and gangsters, nothing more.

(should I include a disclaimer here saying that I made the last comment as a joke?)

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Male 2,720
But, in some cases, using "typical _______" actually fits the bill. Not always, I know. Especially on i-a-b.
But sometimes.
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Male 1,586
James - Thanks!
And truth be told, I love the English.
My lineage is German and English.
I just get annoyed whenever anyone says "Typical American" anything.
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Male 1,586
I`m only representing myself, you stupid twat.
You might think that one person`s actions are indicitive of an entire nation, but I`m smart enough to know better.
The "typical" comments that I made were taking the piss out of the Brits who always say "Typical American Humour" whenever there is a comedy post on IAB. Those comments were satire, my dear.
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Male 222
LMAO AT ENOHEAD!!! that is a pretty good one actually :-D. Although I would much rather be English than a yank.
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Female 25
Wow, Enohead, having you represent the USA on this board must make all the other americans feel so proud. You`re just making yourself look like a dick, so why don`t you shut up or add a constructive comment about the article.
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Male 1,586
You limey bitches don`t need sperm banks. Just help yourself to what`s in james838`s mouth.
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Male 1,265
Good. Last thing we need is more smug Europeans jumping on the "America Sucks!" bandwagon. Be happy in your police state, ya Brits!
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Male 222
I meant ^^^
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Male 222
Hahaha what a dick^. he doesn`t have a proper argument against us `Brits` so he just says we`re too dumb to figure it out!
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Male 36
I`d donate, but I`m not sure I`d want my kid tracking me down, as irresponsible as that sounds. They should have a check box you can tick so they can`t track you down. :P
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Male 1,586
[quote]On 9/27/2006 3:06:59 PM h0ax_d3m0n wrote: typical brits...so what do you mean...come on spit it out. [/quote]

If you`re too dumb to figure it out, I`m not wasting my time spelling it out for you.
Typical.

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Male 586
as long as it`s not due to drinking on the job...
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Male 724
Lol, I love IAB...

Usually by post #20 theres always the start of a nationality argument... even if its about lack of sperm donors.

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Male 2,510
oh and by the way the royal family, they are german...not british...look it up and dont be a moron.
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Male 2,510
typical brits...so what do you mean...come on spit it out.
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Male 1,586
Typical Brits.
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Male 724
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Female 1,984
That`s slightly creepy.
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Male 53
mxchick, have you seen the royal family...


;-)

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Female 340
look what would happen if a guy donates sperm several times (you do get paid for it.....)and than the woman gets it, gets pregnant and has a kid, or a couple at that rate. (it seems like when you have an insemination done, you are more likely to have a multiple birth), several different women use his sperm, kids grow up they have kids with each other since they don`t know they are related. Can we say messed up world ahead? I think so.
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Female 40
wslonger, in the article it says that you can already check you`re not related to someone you`re going out with. surprisingly enough, you`re not the first person to realise that.
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Male 2,057
i dont think that people would just think about it for a few minutes then go.
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Male 222
I would spunk in a cup, but not if in 18 years time my genetically superiour kids track me down...
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Male 230
I think anonymity is good. If the guy doesn`t want to be contacted by a future son/daughter, he should not be forced too if he wants to help another couple.
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Male 664
^ Good for you.
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Male 1,354
Aside from the obvious jokes and crap, why don`t you just go out and get laid? I mean, I can`t give it away fast enough.
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Male 102
probably a good thing, Here is a possible senario ManA donates sperm WomenA has a baby boy from said sperm WomenB has a baby girl from same donation, These two children grow up and start dating. This could be some sick twisted stuff here.
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Female 811
Ha ha ha! There`s only one sperm donor in Scotland! Ah well, it`ll make narrowing down who it is easier I guess!
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Male 177
thats nice.........

time for porn!

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Female 1,972
Not enough wankers in the UK? We`ve got plenty here...take all you want- please!
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Male 1,217
i didnt even know there was such thing as a sperm clinic place in the first place...
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Male 388
QFT cheesecar
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Male 245
uh haha..
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Male 803
Hmm, I think I`m going to go out and donate some sperm today.
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Male 287
Link: British Sperm Banks Nearly Empty [Rate Link] - Shortage of sperm in the UK due to lifting the of donor anonimity.
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