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Date: 09/27/06 02:09 AM

44 Responses to British Sperm Banks Nearly Empty

  1. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    September 26, 2006 at 9:37 pm
    Link: British Sperm Banks Nearly Empty - Shortage of sperm in the UK due to lifting the of donor anonimity.
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    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    September 26, 2006 at 11:31 pm
    Hmm, I think I`m going to go out and donate some sperm today.
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    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 2:19 am
    uh haha..
  4. Profile photo of Cyanic
    Cyanic Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2006 at 2:27 am
    QFT cheesecar
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    maples Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2006 at 2:31 am
    i didnt even know there was such thing as a sperm clinic place in the first place...
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 3:10 am
    Not enough wankers in the UK? We`ve got plenty here...take all you want- please!
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    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 3:30 am
    thats nice.........

    time for porn!

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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2006 at 3:54 am
    Ha ha ha! There`s only one sperm donor in Scotland! Ah well, it`ll make narrowing down who it is easier I guess!
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    wslonger Male 30-39
    102 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 3:58 am
    probably a good thing, Here is a possible senario ManA donates sperm WomenA has a baby boy from said sperm WomenB has a baby girl from same donation, These two children grow up and start dating. This could be some sick twisted stuff here.
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2006 at 4:18 am
    Aside from the obvious jokes and crap, why don`t you just go out and get laid? I mean, I can`t give it away fast enough.
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    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 6:40 am
    ^ Good for you.
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    0verclock3d Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2006 at 8:32 am
    I think anonymity is good. If the guy doesn`t want to be contacted by a future son/daughter, he should not be forced too if he wants to help another couple.
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    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 10:51 am
    I would spunk in a cup, but not if in 18 years time my genetically superiour kids track me down...
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2006 at 11:13 am
    i dont think that people would just think about it for a few minutes then go.
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    msfabulous Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 11:56 am
    wslonger, in the article it says that you can already check you`re not related to someone you`re going out with. surprisingly enough, you`re not the first person to realise that.
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    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 11:57 am
    look what would happen if a guy donates sperm several times (you do get paid for it.....)and than the woman gets it, gets pregnant and has a kid, or a couple at that rate. (it seems like when you have an insemination done, you are more likely to have a multiple birth), several different women use his sperm, kids grow up they have kids with each other since they don`t know they are related. Can we say messed up world ahead? I think so.
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    mldlds Male 18-29
    53 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 1:35 pm
    mxchick, have you seen the royal family...


    ;-)

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 2:24 pm
    That`s slightly creepy.
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    Invalok Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    http://www.americansforpurity.org/
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    Enohead Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2006 at 2:48 pm
    Typical Brits.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    typical brits...so what do you mean...come on spit it out.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 3:07 pm
    oh and by the way the royal family, they are german...not british...look it up and dont be a moron.
  23. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    Lol, I love IAB...

    Usually by post #20 theres always the start of a nationality argument... even if its about lack of sperm donors.

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    Mazztek Male 40-49
    586 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    as long as it`s not due to drinking on the job...
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    Enohead Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    On 9/27/2006 3:06:59 PM h0ax_d3m0n wrote: typical brits...so what do you mean...come on spit it out.

    If you`re too dumb to figure it out, I`m not wasting my time spelling it out for you.
    Typical.

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    Carefreak Male 18-29
    36 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    I`d donate, but I`m not sure I`d want my kid tracking me down, as irresponsible as that sounds. They should have a check box you can tick so they can`t track you down. :P
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    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    Hahaha what a dick^. he doesn`t have a proper argument against us `Brits` so he just says we`re too dumb to figure it out!
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    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    I meant ^^^
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 4:48 pm
    Good. Last thing we need is more smug Europeans jumping on the "America Sucks!" bandwagon. Be happy in your police state, ya Brits!
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    You limey bitches don`t need sperm banks. Just help yourself to what`s in james838`s mouth.
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    Soup_Dragon Female 18-29
    25 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 5:16 pm
    Wow, Enohead, having you represent the USA on this board must make all the other americans feel so proud. You`re just making yourself look like a dick, so why don`t you shut up or add a constructive comment about the article.
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    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    LMAO AT ENOHEAD!!! that is a pretty good one actually :-D. Although I would much rather be English than a yank.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 5:42 pm
    I`m only representing myself, you stupid twat.
    You might think that one person`s actions are indicitive of an entire nation, but I`m smart enough to know better.
    The "typical" comments that I made were taking the piss out of the Brits who always say "Typical American Humour" whenever there is a comedy post on IAB. Those comments were satire, my dear.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 5:45 pm
    James - Thanks!
    And truth be told, I love the English.
    My lineage is German and English.
    I just get annoyed whenever anyone says "Typical American" anything.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    But, in some cases, using "typical _______" actually fits the bill. Not always, I know. Especially on i-a-b.
    But sometimes.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 27, 2006 at 10:46 pm
    True. I just wish people would not stereotype. Except for when it comes to the blacks. They`re all the same. Thugs and gangsters, nothing more.

    (should I include a disclaimer here saying that I made the last comment as a joke?)

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    Exl249 Male 13-17
    111 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 6:58 am
    *SigH* not again why does every post i go to has to have a debate? WHY GOD WHY?????? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! oh and id donate to but im scared id be hunted down by my own kids :-p
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    Exl249 Male 13-17
    111 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 7:01 am
    forget a debate.. every post i go to has to have a war!!!!!
  39. Profile photo of Joesus
    Joesus Male 18-29
    197 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 10:03 am
    Enohead, you`re a biggoted idiot, stop backpaddling.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 12:57 pm
    Joesus, you know nothing about me. Shut your hole.
  41. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    Oh, sure. It`s okay for that jackass to call me a bigoted idiot, but you get all twisted at ME?!
    Calm down. We`re just having a little fun.
    This is I-Am-Bored. Who are YOU to say how others cure their boredom? Some of us enjoy giving people a good-natured teasing now and again.
    Take a pill, drink your milk, and don`t take things so personally. Especially when they`re not even directed at you.
  42. Profile photo of Exl249
    Exl249 Male 13-17
    111 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:45 pm
    Okay okay look i was just poking fun at you! im that type of guy that seems to be the comedy relief/weird dude. and also i dont want you to be another jamal jones or owen whathisface where everyone banned you and you cant EVER register onto iab again. so actually, what im trying to say is dont always take my comments seriously after all i did say "oooooododloddodldol" and some incantation.
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    Exl249 Male 13-17
    111 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:51 pm
    also i never heard of an insult such as bigoted?!?
    also also joesus S*UT T*E F*U*K U*!!!
    so enohead dont think im gettin twisted at you..
  44. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 28, 2006 at 9:54 pm
    Oh, don`t worry.
    1600 posts... If I was gonna get banned, it would`ve happened by now. ;-)
    I`m always making with the wisecracks - I forget that some people can`t figure out when I`m being serious or satirical.

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