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Date: 08/28/06 02:32 AM

75 Responses to When a bat is flying at your face…

  1. Profile photo of henrikjack
    henrikjack Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    Link: When a bat is flying at your face... - Be sure to protect your beer.
  2. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    his face is priceless
  3. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 2:46 am
    Hey...with the prices they charge at professional games like that, I`d protect mine too.
  4. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 2:50 am
    I actually don`t understand what the comment means. "Protect your beer" he`s not PROTECTING his beer. He`s got a beer in one hand and the other is sort of curled in front of a logo on his shirt. So... why is that protecting his beer?
  5. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 2:57 am
    ouch
  6. Profile photo of JJRed88
    JJRed88 Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2006 at 2:58 am
    Of course you protect your beer!
  7. Profile photo of yzarc_jr
    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 3:04 am
    beer is much more important
  8. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 3:12 am
    It`s liquid bread! It`s good for you.
  9. Profile photo of Garyistheman
    Garyistheman Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 3:12 am
    ahah true about the beer sway with me
  10. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 3:33 am
    the guy in the checkerd shirt with hat and sunglasses looks like he sh*t himself
  11. Profile photo of GIAG
    GIAG Male 30-39
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    August 28, 2006 at 3:52 am
    It`s actually the dude behind in the white shirt who is holding the beer. Still, I love the photo. And protecting beer is very important. No joke.
  12. Profile photo of GIAG
    GIAG Male 30-39
    99 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 3:53 am
    I also like the way no one is really actually protecting their face. The arms are up but they leave a big gaping hole in the middle where the bat can javelin in.
  13. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 3:58 am
    I thought they meant the animal, I was quite surpised to see this....
    @cannibal151, looks like the guy is trying to scare the bat away....
  14. Profile photo of sinsane
    sinsane Female 18-29
    84 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 4:06 am
    The guy in the plaid shirt always makes me laugh.
  15. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 4:36 am
    okay, I`ve looked at this picture for a LONG time now, and I don`t see ANYONE trying to protect their beer. At least not in a way that`s worth laughing at. I see some guys with weird looks on their faces, some dude with his arms CROSSED, some dude wincing, a few ladies, etc... no one like "DEFENDING THE BEER" so I still don`t understand this picture.
  16. Profile photo of deadlytom92
    deadlytom92 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 4:50 am
    It looks photoshoped to me
  17. Profile photo of elCore
    elCore Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 5:01 am
    Could someone point out where the beer is in this picture? I just can`t find it.
  18. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 5:05 am
    i cant actually see a bat in the picture, maybe everyone has serious illnesses that causes them to look like they do.

    elcore the guy who is doing the beer thing is the one in the orange shirt.

    omg the guy in the plaid looks like hes going to rip off the bats head.. if there is a bat

  19. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 5:06 am
    sorry about the double post but i just spotted this... the guy to the orange shirt mans left looks like hes crying haha
  20. Profile photo of fabricant
    fabricant Male 18-29
    503 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 6:07 am
    The guy in the top left made me laugh....

    Also, where is the beer?

  21. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 6:51 am
    mmm....beer
  22. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 7:28 am
    yakkitori - it`s a baseball bat, not a flying rodent.

    What kind of moron goes "Ooohhh Photoshop!"

    Yeah protect the beer. My face will heal, but my broken heart from spilled beer will haunt me forever.

  23. Profile photo of ra7or
    ra7or Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 8:46 am
    NO BEER!!!!
    that`s a lame cup of coffee, AND the guy holding it is the one BEHIND the orange shirt guy!
    Bunch of blind fools!!

    There better be beer next time... >-(

  24. Profile photo of YevraHNairB
    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 8:50 am
    Oh man that pic gets me every time, I know I would be doing the exact same thing.
  25. Profile photo of marchhare123
    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 8:54 am
    This has been posted oh so many times
  26. Profile photo of urmumisfun
    urmumisfun Male 13-17
    22 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 9:07 am
    the guy in bottom right in the white t and hat looks like hes doin some dodgy hip hop dancin
  27. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 9:12 am
    ^ lol.

    Funny pic, yes beer is EXTREMELY important to protect. Although I don`t actually see how he`s protecting it...:S

  28. Profile photo of mischief83
    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 9:34 am
    haha- the only person who looks like they are actually protecting themselves properly is the guy in blue! Plus, you can`t see if he`s making a funny face, and therefore can`t be embarrassed online! Keep this in mind next time a splintered bat is heading your way!
  29. Profile photo of Vaultx
    Vaultx Male 13-17
    33 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 9:45 am
    I thought it was the animal bat when I read the title. Baseball bat makes much more sense *rolls eyes*
  30. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 10:09 am
    GIMPED!!!!
  31. Profile photo of nadav22
    nadav22 Male 13-17
    458 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 10:39 am
    giiiiimmmpppeeddd
    \
    photoshopped!!!!!!!
    (what is it now?)
  32. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 10:50 am
    anybody who drinks beer is an idiot. It`s crap that makes you a lazy slob. And you just buy more of it and more of it. Freaking alchoholic weirdos...
  33. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 11:18 am
    there is damn beer in the picture... what all u fools see is beer is actually drawn on the white shirt of the guy behind him
  34. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 11:41 am
    that was a stupid idea of a picture
  35. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 11:47 am
    bottom right guy looks like a kung-fu master... HI-YA!
  36. Profile photo of Mighty-
    Mighty- Male 18-29
    199 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 12:31 pm
    uh...hes not holding a beer....?
  37. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    I actually thought I was going to see a flying rodent, too!
  38. Profile photo of carrettop
    carrettop Male 13-17
    142 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 12:52 pm
    holy shnikes
    that bat is gonna kill someone and all you ppl do is try and find a can of beer
    the human race is full of dumbasses
    except me im the reincarnation of god all bow to my greatness
    (im hungry)
  39. Profile photo of traceur1
    traceur1 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    Does anyone know how to get the code for that picture to put on myspace?
  40. Profile photo of patsey
    patsey Female 18-29
    12 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 2:02 pm
    It`s absolutely no beer in this picture.. maybe cofee.. but not beer... stupid..
  41. Profile photo of shawnuff55
    shawnuff55 Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 28, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    beer or not, i think the funniest part of the photo is that the guy in the lower right is holding a pair of binoculars.

    If you`re sitting close enough at a baseball game to get hit in the face with a bat, why in the hell would you need binoculars to see the game?

  42. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 3:17 pm
    they is beer is in this picture :(
  43. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    I could understand protecting the beer... after all anything at a ball park costs an arm and a leg anymore.
  44. Profile photo of thefluffer
    thefluffer Female 18-29
    52 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 3:22 pm
    WHo was protecting their beer?
  45. Profile photo of kidncaboodl
    kidncaboodl Female 30-39
    40 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 3:35 pm
    The man with the big white lolly (mint? popcorn wad? secret message?) in his mouth is a crack up
  46. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 4:08 pm
    oohhhhhh thats gonna suck....
  47. Profile photo of JpKllA
    JpKllA Male 13-17
    338 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 5:05 pm

  48. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 5:11 pm
    Really, really, old.
  49. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 5:17 pm
    lol
  50. Profile photo of then00b2000
    then00b2000 Male 13-17
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    August 28, 2006 at 5:35 pm
    LOL :-D
  51. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
    448 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 5:53 pm
    I dont see it....
  52. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 6:27 pm
    Heheheh, the woman in yellow looks like she`s trying to swat a fly or something.
  53. Profile photo of kitten_soup
    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 6:31 pm
    I spent a lot of time looking at the picture going, "Where?" And then I read the comments and realized that YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL DUMB.

    There`s no beer in that picture. The old man in a white shirt is the only beverage-holding occupant of those seats, and even he isn`t holding beer. He`s holding either a small cup or a cup of clear liquid. Even the most watered-down piss-masquerading-as-beer on the market (Coors, I`m looking at you) isn`t completely clear. Unless someone thinks this is opposite day and decided Pepsi`s failure was a statistical guarantee that ClearBeer would fare better. And apparently they found a market in this one old guy. But they didn`t, I made that up, and so THERE IS NO BEER IN THIS PICTURE.

  54. Profile photo of nic_blink182
    nic_blink182 Female 18-29
    333 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    ok it took me ages to even find hat I THINK is the beer so it shows how well he`s hiding/protecting it!! class
  55. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 7:04 pm
    He`s not holding the beer.

    The guy in white is the one with the drink on his hand.

    I don`t even think it`s beer.

    And the guy in the middle, he`s "holding" the logo of his shirt.

  56. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 7:30 pm
    PWNED!!!
  57. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    That would be funny except that it isn`t.

    Funny, that is.

  58. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    i agree w/ LKJSlain i see NO ONE protecting a beer.
  59. Profile photo of brazos
    brazos Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    HA! I thought they meant like a bat ( animal ). I really see no beer. Looks more like a regular drink to me. Is that one man crying! omg pansy!
  60. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
    251 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    Protect the beer at all costs!
  61. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    I think you people are missing the point of the picture. The point is there is a baseball bat flying toward your f`ing head. Henrikjack just added a humorous sddition as to what to do.
  62. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 12:09 am
    Where is the beer?
  63. Profile photo of smallville10
    smallville10 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 1:51 am
    i also thought that they meant the animal bat. aaand...there is....no beer....:(
  64. Profile photo of Senboku
    Senboku Male 13-17
    210 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 9:26 am
    It doesn`t look like beer. Looks more like Capri Sun or some other pouched drink. The back is usually shiny~
  65. Profile photo of freespangler
    freespangler Male 30-39
    78 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 9:50 am
    That guy in the back has a cavity
  66. Profile photo of monkey3462
    monkey3462 Female 13-17
    95 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 11:04 am
    It looks like the beer is a picture on his shirt.

    I like the woman in black, she looks so funny!!

  67. Profile photo of takerrules
    takerrules Male 18-29
    236 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    i know people will hate me but this is a POOR photoshop
  68. Profile photo of eviloreos04
    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 2:46 pm
    is that an add for mentos because i definetly see a losenge in one guys mouth
  69. Profile photo of eviloreos04
    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 2:47 pm
    and the woman in the shades and black shirt does a good jazz hands while puckering her lips...
  70. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    the old man on the bottom is so cute..i just wanna bite him
  71. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    whats with the black sunglasses that everyone is wearing too?? thats odd to see
  72. Profile photo of brynnleigh
    brynnleigh Female 13-17
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    August 29, 2006 at 8:07 pm
    there isnt a beer can, bottle, or cup in this picture you faggots!
  73. Profile photo of popololip
    popololip Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2006 at 6:49 pm
    totally LOVED the guys in the top lefts expression, but what was he eating? a urinal mint?
  74. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2006 at 1:01 am
    I recommend everyone look at the picture JpKllA posted. It seems to explain everything.
  75. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 2:41 am
    He`s not holding the beer.

    The guy in white is the one with the drink on his hand.

    I don`t even think it`s beer.

    And the guy in the middle, he`s "holding" the logo of his shirt.

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