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Date: 08/09/06 02:06 AM

106 Responses to What to do in a terrorist attack

  1. Profile photo of texorama
    texorama Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2006 at 1:15 am
    Link: What to do in a terrorist attack - Apparently, our government has some interesting perspectives on how to respond.
  2. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:08 am
    couldn`t help but slightly laughed
  3. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:11 am
    hahaha funny
  4. Profile photo of chestertheje
    chestertheje Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:12 am
    reminds me of that airtoons site...

  5. Profile photo of chestertheje
    chestertheje Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:12 am
    http://www.airtoons.com/
  6. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:16 am
    ^^^ I was just thinking that too chestertheje.
  7. Profile photo of qtran77
    qtran77 Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:17 am
    I thought the Vin Diesel one was great.
  8. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:20 am
    The Vin Diesel one was great and so was the karate chop doors open.
  9. Profile photo of eaglejak
    eaglejak Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:25 am
    Funniest thing I`ve ever seen on the net!
  10. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:29 am
    Hahah
  11. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:36 am
    roflmao i love that kind of stuff
  12. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:39 am
    *writes them down,then finds them pointless and goes and gets a candy bae*
  13. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:39 am
    *bar*
  14. Profile photo of celticzaida
    celticzaida Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:47 am
    Rather humorous. The Vin Diesel one was probably the best.
  15. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:54 am
    God that was so funny
  16. Profile photo of gilly_60
    gilly_60 Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 3:09 am
    Yup those were all funny to me... at least to a certain degree... but yeah I like the vindiesel and BlowJ** one haha
  17. Profile photo of Swords
    Swords Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 3:33 am
    My favorite was the mutant one. :)

    The Vin Diesel one was good, though.

  18. Profile photo of evilbagpipe
    evilbagpipe Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 4:16 am
    that was as funny as anything,the best one was the blow**b one :D
  19. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 4:25 am
    A bit old but still hilarious.
  20. Profile photo of Killing_Time
    Killing_Time Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 4:27 am
    repost, but it still made me laugh!!
  21. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 4:55 am
    Loved it..
  22. Profile photo of CheeseCar
    CheeseCar Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 5:10 am
    "repost, but it still made me laugh!!"

    ...it`s not a repost

  23. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 6:09 am
    Lol
  24. Profile photo of mintyboy3000
    mintyboy3000 Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 7:34 am
    Haha that`s excellent!
  25. Profile photo of Xxayna
    Xxayna Female 30-39
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    August 9, 2006 at 7:46 am
    I can`t breathe, I`m laughing so hard! Vin Diesel was great, so was the Michael Jackson one.
  26. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 7:46 am
    LMAO :-> very funny
  27. Profile photo of badhairbear
    badhairbear Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 7:56 am
    Old.. but funny all the same :-)
  28. Profile photo of GIAG
    GIAG Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2006 at 8:36 am
    I`ve seen that website a few times over the last couple of years, but each time it still brings tears to my eyes.
  29. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 8:42 am
    hahah that was hilarious!
  30. Profile photo of KoRn_Rock9
    KoRn_Rock9 Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 9:04 am
    i love the "pin the arrow against the wall one".
  31. Profile photo of thejerkstore
    thejerkstore Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 9:23 am
    I think those came out after 9/11, but they`re still funny.
  32. Profile photo of dull_moore
    dull_moore Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 9:49 am
    loveeeeeeeed it! :D
  33. Profile photo of Qpax
    Qpax Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 9:55 am
    The contact lens one made me laugh more than I have for ages!
    The pin the arrow one was really funny as well. Hehe
  34. Profile photo of dablaine
    dablaine Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 10:25 am
    repost
  35. Profile photo of random66
    random66 Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 10:47 am
    omg thats so funny
  36. Profile photo of miss_fairy
    miss_fairy Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 11:25 am
    Very funny! :-)
  37. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 12:07 pm
    roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!......that was soooo funny hahahaha had me and my m8s in hysterics
  38. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    Oh, don`t joke about global warming, but go ahead and yuck it up over terrorist attacks.
  39. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    that was funny!!!
  40. Profile photo of xdonutx
    xdonutx Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    Wow, great post. I laughed so hard.
  41. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 12:48 pm
    lol those werea ll really funny
  42. Profile photo of thedoor92
    thedoor92 Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    Hahah, those were all really good. I like the one where he`s bigger than the door and the contact lens.
  43. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 12:57 pm
    Lmao XD Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you see this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes then run the f*** away
  44. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    LOL terrorist arrow, that one was great!
  45. Profile photo of Majx
    Majx Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    Ahaha! Classic stuff!
  46. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    this is the funniest thing I`ve seen on a while, it really made my laugh, now my stmomach hurts
  47. Profile photo of BloodySpade
    BloodySpade Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    Funny, but a total rip off of airtoons.com...Which was way funnier.
  48. Profile photo of mysillyhat
    mysillyhat Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 1:38 pm
    my goverment is so stupid that really is their way the respon to a terrorist attack :D
  49. Profile photo of mysillyhat
    mysillyhat Female 13-17
    18 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:39 pm
    sorry cant spell, and only joking bout my goverment!!
  50. Profile photo of darkwolfyone
    darkwolfyone Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    omg that was great. not what i expected at all. wonderful post.
  51. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 1:44 pm
    Haha! Loved it.
  52. Profile photo of X_Y_Z
    X_Y_Z Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    Am I the only one that didn`t find it funny? (Guess so, eh?)
  53. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    that was highlarious
  54. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    Hey now, Yanni kicks so much ass.
  55. Profile photo of qtran77
    qtran77 Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    I looked at airtoons.com and they had the some of the same pictures as this link, however, I thought this website had much more funny captions.
  56. Profile photo of bullshiznit0
    bullshiznit0 Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    THAT WAS FUNNY @$$ $#!T
  57. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 3:23 pm
    lol yer the vin d 1 was gd
  58. Profile photo of Baphomet73
    Baphomet73 Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2006 at 3:35 pm
    Where`s the one with "Invade a foreign country that had nothing to do with the terrorists"? Oh yeah, I forgot, that`s real life...
  59. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    FUNNY SH`T
  60. Profile photo of bubblelibbi
    bubblelibbi Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    lmao thts funny stuff
  61. Profile photo of Lilynia
    Lilynia Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    X_Y_Z.........you`re not the only one. Some were okay...others were just lame. airtoons is much better.
  62. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    hahaha
  63. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    wow, that was pretty funny, about time.
  64. Profile photo of Indigo_M
    Indigo_M Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 6:27 pm
    I laughed myself to tears!
  65. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    Lmao that was great!
  66. Profile photo of joolia
    joolia Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    hahaha, i was cracking up at the vin diesel and the farting ones.
  67. Profile photo of Bondagevamp
    Bondagevamp Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 7:29 pm
    If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.. oh man... I can`t breathe.
  68. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 8:02 pm
    If it concerns oral sex then the chances are it`s good.
  69. Profile photo of NoMeaning
    NoMeaning Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 8:04 pm
    Lmao that was funny. XD

    "Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically."

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    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 8:57 pm
    omg that actually made me laugh out loud-and I never laugh out loud from reading something
  71. Profile photo of NeverAiling
    NeverAiling Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 8:59 pm
    Wow. That was hawt.

    I`d tap that poo.

  72. Profile photo of cutiegirlsns
    cutiegirlsns Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 10:17 pm
    this was probably the funniest thing ever lol
  73. Profile photo of Rikushix
    Rikushix Male 13-17
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    August 10, 2006 at 1:02 am
    ROFLMAO
  74. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
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    August 10, 2006 at 2:11 am
    lol
  75. Profile photo of brokensoftly
    brokensoftly Female 13-17
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    August 10, 2006 at 2:52 am
    That one actually made me laugh.
    VERY nicely done.
  76. Profile photo of crazyrendeer
    crazyrendeer Female 13-17
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    August 10, 2006 at 6:02 am
    ye the vin diesel one was the best i liked the one about fish,biohazard and hurricanes all being the same, think about it. I can just imagone all these people running screaming and one guys standing there contemplating it
  77. Profile photo of Kiko_911
    Kiko_911 Male 13-17
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    August 10, 2006 at 6:18 am
    i laugh till i cried! " if you`re vin diesel, yell really loud." that`s just so random.
  78. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
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    August 10, 2006 at 11:48 am
    lmao those were great! i love those!
  79. Profile photo of ewyoufatty
    ewyoufatty Female 13-17
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    August 10, 2006 at 11:49 am
    LMFAO
    that made my day.
    =D
  80. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
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    August 10, 2006 at 11:59 am
    all of them were funny..job well done
  81. Profile photo of Safferdragon
    Safferdragon Female 30-39
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    August 10, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    Hahaha, that was funny. Good stuff.
  82. Profile photo of MsYummiSushi
    MsYummiSushi Female 13-17
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    August 10, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    If your building collapses, give yourself a b***j** while waiting to be rescued.

    That was fauckin funny!!!

  83. Profile photo of bdiddy307
    bdiddy307 Male 18-29
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    August 10, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    That was funny, I thought the farting one was the best.
  84. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
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    August 10, 2006 at 6:23 pm
    That would be funny except that it isn`t.
  85. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
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    August 10, 2006 at 6:46 pm
    Hahahaha!
  86. Profile photo of HiyashiChan
    HiyashiChan Female 13-17
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    August 11, 2006 at 10:05 am
    Print this Page
    What to do in a Terrorist Attack
    The US government has a new website, www.ready.gov. It`s another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

    The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.


    If you have set yourself on fire, do not run


    If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.


    If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder


    If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.


    Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!


    The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one (1) armless hand.


    "Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away."
    Lmao. xD

  87. Profile photo of HiyashiChan
    HiyashiChan Female 13-17
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    August 11, 2006 at 10:06 am
    Whoops, copied too much.
  88. Profile photo of Jessiquita
    Jessiquita Female 18-29
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    August 11, 2006 at 8:17 pm
    funny
  89. Profile photo of mutrick
    mutrick Female 30-39
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    August 12, 2006 at 6:44 am
    What? I don`t get it.
  90. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
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    August 12, 2006 at 10:51 pm
    Those were spectacular! Please sir, can I have some more?
    "More? MORE? NO BITCH *smack*"
  91. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
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    August 12, 2006 at 11:09 pm
    Oh that is tears in the eyes hysterical. I could not stop laughing.
  92. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
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    August 13, 2006 at 12:11 am
    LMAO
  93. Profile photo of Yuna511
    Yuna511 Female 13-17
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    August 13, 2006 at 8:33 am
    that is really dumb
  94. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
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    August 13, 2006 at 9:26 am
    I love this. I couldn`t stop laughing.
  95. Profile photo of tpaisehne
    tpaisehne Female 13-17
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    August 13, 2006 at 11:17 pm
    "If you`ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that poo."
    hahahahahahahahaha
  96. Profile photo of ryno1727
    ryno1727 Male 13-17
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    August 14, 2006 at 4:34 am
    "If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not look for it."

    At that point, i simply lost all sanity and cracked up.

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    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
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    August 14, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    ha ha thats like these
    http://www.airtoons.com/
    funny
  98. Profile photo of yourshoes
    yourshoes Female 13-17
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    August 14, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    LOLZORZ ROFLMFAO nuf said.
  99. Profile photo of clintmilla
    clintmilla Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2006 at 1:12 am
    :-D that was funny
  100. Profile photo of flarg
    flarg Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2006 at 6:12 pm
    i liked the
    "if you see a terrorist arrow, try to pin it against the wall with your shoulder"
  101. Profile photo of flarg
    flarg Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2006 at 6:14 pm
    THEY ARE FROM AIRTOONS! stealers! http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=7...
  102. Profile photo of XxxJIMMYxxX
    XxxJIMMYxxX Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2006 at 9:32 pm
    Hmmmmm....not trying to sound nerdy here but the last one annoyed me. Quick science lesson:

    There are 3 different types of radiation,Alpha, Beta and Gamma.

    Alpha radiation is very weak and couldn`t penetrate your skin, and is absorbed by a foot of air.

    Beta radiation could be stopped by a thin piece of card or indeed some plywood.

    Gamma radiation is the only type of radiation that could puncture through you, and needs lead or concrete to insulate it.

    So in fact the witty comment next to the picture

    "A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation." is most probably true, and can protect you sufficiently against 2 types of radiation.AND Beta radiation is more damaging for you than gamma because although gamma passes straight through you, Beta gets stuck inside you, and makes you ill, so DO carry some plywood!

  103. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    August 24, 2006 at 10:08 pm
    they were all great but i think the best was


    austin is radio active move to houston

  104. Profile photo of trashcan678
    trashcan678 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    September 23, 2006 at 11:53 am
    that was pretty funny i loved it
  105. Profile photo of gabcab
    gabcab Male 13-17
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    September 26, 2006 at 9:13 pm
    I actually laughed out loud like crazy!!!!!!!
    Not kidding, ROFL!!!!
  106. Profile photo of Boman_05
    Boman_05 Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2006 at 4:13 pm
    Love Stuff like this, haven`t laughed this much in ages.

    Loved the conserve oxygen by not farting one.

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