Urinal Art

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago
http://www.clarkmade.com/urinals.html

Those are some pretty urinals all right.
There are 88 comments:
Male 109
i would feel kinda weird to be using those.
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Female 8
Love the design...
Hate the usage of it.. seriously..who wants to pee in a SEASHELL???
I agree with morbious.. I`ll find a tree instead.
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Female 264
wow are rich guys that much of douchebags?
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Female 192
Lol, I can just imagine going to an art gallery.... Then after like 20 mins of lookin at art, "Oh, I gotta pee!...... OH WOWEE, the loo`s also a gallery!"

Well, I guess that`d never happen cuz I`m not a guy.... Can`t the sculptor make regular toilets too?

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Male 1,478
I`m not gonna pay $10500 just so that i can piss in a flower.
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Female 576
GAAAA
ooooo preety
lol
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Female 344
those were pretty but not very manly considering they are for men
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Female 184
Oh..so hard to describe...um, whats the word I`m looking for....oh yeah. Insane.
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Male 266
who would want to pis in a flower
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Male 91
I`m sure it`s been said...
Brings new meaning to "Time to water the flowers."
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Female 45
umm, okay.
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Male 213
I just piss in people I don`t like.

First I intimidate their friends. Then I get them to come after me alone.

Then I overpower them.

From there to the back of my truck, where I duct tape them to a grid of 2*4 screwed into the bed.

Then I pull out the hammer and convince them to open their mouths, and fit the brace on their heads, screw it into the bed.

Then I insert the mouthpiece.

Then I just whiz.

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Male 598
feel free to take a pee, just pay $1000 to use my toilet
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Male 334
no thanks i`m good
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Female 109
Oh how cute, that makes me wish i was a boy so i could use one... yeah maybe not actually.
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Female 294
"I had the most awesome day. I just f.ucking peed in a poppy."
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Female 172
Because every man wants to piss in a tulip.
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Male 651
"why would they want flowers in their bathrooms?"

Maybe then the bathrooms would smell better.

@Baphomet: You can always tack her picture to a tree and play target practice.

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Male 198
I`d like one of my ex-fiance`s face so I can piss in it.
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Male 206
such girly toilets

here`s some ideas for the manly toilet

image of hated object (like those calvin and hobbes stickers on cars), rival team`s logo in stadiums, hilter`s head, lips, tree, fire hydrant...

oh, and v_wilkes, Tulsa, OK isn`t much better for homos, lol

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Male 1,521
Pity! such a nice thing for such a Gross end.
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Female 587
It sucks how men get all those pretty Urinals, and what do the ladies get? Bugger all :-(
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Female 12
1. guys wouldn`t appreciate it as much a women
2. it`s so pretty it`s kind of a shame it`s build for taking a piss on.
3. number 2 correlates with number one.

(meaning that since guys don`t appreciate it they wont mind taking a piss on it.)
It`s like a taking a piss on ART!

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Female 582
why would anyone pee on those!!!! Would you pee on "the thinker"? i dont think so! those are way neat!!
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Male 1,496
They have just ruined some thing us men were so proud off.
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Female 71
Lmao, qquuaacckk, exactly what I was thinking.
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Male 437
dumb. the dude worked hard and long just so we can piss on it?
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Female 70
those seem girly for guys
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Male 110
I would pay money for a toilet that looks like my ex-wives head and the part you poo and piss into is her open mouth.

Then I would invite her over to my house give her a lot to drink.

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Female 552
they should make pretty toilets because most straight men would not want a $9000 flower to piss in but women would like to poo in a pretty lily
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Female 447
I want one!
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Male 332
two words : gay bar
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Male 284
Im gonna take the piss out on this +bad pun+
Oh what a lovly flower imagine the time and work that went into making this...../chugs beer/ and now to shamlessly desecrate it!
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Male 2,781
WHO HAS A URINAL IN THEIR HOUSE??

SOMEONE NEEDS TO INVENT A BADASS HIGH-TECH TOILET, WITH BADASS LIGHTS AND SHAPES..

SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN THE TRADITIONAL BOWL,
MAYBE A COMPUTER CASE TOILET OR SOME SH`T LIKE THAT.

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Male 5
I`m not going to piss in something worth more than my car, that`s just unethical.
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Female 444
If you had to take a dump it`d hurt you ass to sit on =] just had to get that out
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Female 2,035
I wish I could pee in a flower...lol!
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Male 62
thats nice, have all of my artwork being constantly pissed on
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Female 55
some of those are pretty...They look too feminine to me, shouldn`t a urinal be more masculine? Maybe he should try to make toilets for women.
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Female 124
Those look cool.
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Male 374
if you wanted to piss in a flower you wold jus go in a garden or is that just me
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Male 374
what is the point no one will want a lwer urinal they want one that looks like a mouth
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Male 77
hmmmmm
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Female 89
If my boyfriend got one of those I think I would end up banning him from using it, heh.
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Female 316
They should make a Venus Flytrap one.
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Male 292
hmmm, maybe they should try other things to make sculptures into, like George Bush or maybe a burning house
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Female 1,007
I wanna be a man now.
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Male 2,057
that would be fun!
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Female 87
Thats kind of kool in an odd sort of way. The only problem is that its in a guys bathroom and most guys wouldnt appriciate the work that went into them. But that shouldnt matter, because its a toilet, right? lol
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Male 4
Yeah I can see these lined up next to each other at the ball park.
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Male 615
Ah...nothing like the scent of piss-stained flowers!
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Female 228
Uh, okay. o.o
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Male 91
anyone care to pee in a flower?
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Female 32
If i was a guy i would feel bad peeing in somebodys art work...
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Male 3,014
Genius is never appreciated in its time.

Idiocy is constantly mocked.

This is idiocy.

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Male 178
this is a nice way 2 teach u to pollute
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Male 210
When I hear someone say he putted his dick in a flower, I think of other things...
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Male 602
The only one that seems functional is the lily. Some of the shells look more like toilets!
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Male 2,567
......
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Male 626
Buy it second hand if you are cheap, I will stick to the classics.
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Female 281
Yuck!
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Male 162
I dont think I would want to piss in a flower.
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Male 241
If there was a funny one, I would so buy it.
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Male 2,486
I would enjoy pissing all over those.
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Male 415
sure, spend money on a piss catcher...ok, real smart.
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Female 2,144
Cool.
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Female 318
UM THATS NICE
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Female 401
why would they want flowers in their bathrooms? the shells were cool tho...
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Female 370
If I had a wang, I would consider peeing in one of those.
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Female 811
What a waste.
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Female 207
Those are... Expensive?... Odd?... The results of an extremely bored person?
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Female 1,001
Even i would pee in that.......
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Male 391
someone has too much time on thier hands
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Male 410
I`ll take a dump in those urinals anytime!!
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Male 401
Nice
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Male 962
sure does take the piss
(rimshot)
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Male 379
that would make it to hard to pee
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Female 604
Wow, some of those were very pretty.
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Male 236
^^ u never use these sodont wry bout it.
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Female 660
cute in a sick kind of way
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Male 63
defeats the purpose of a urinal
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Male 1,343
why not just buy a flower or shell to urinate into?
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Male 45
I would definitly buy these, lol my toilet is plain after looking at these.
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Male 193
It`s all flowers and seashells...Why DON`T they make a urinal that looks like the side of a tree for morbious...not much originality in them. =\
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Male 108
I would enjoying pissing In that. lol just knowing that it was so hard to make and im peing all over it... :-)
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Male 829
wow..
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Male 51
yeah, and I`m gunna shell out, pun intended, $10 000 for something I piss in?!?! I`ll find a tree.
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Male 10,115
Link: Urinal Art [Rate Link] - Those are some pretty urinals all right.
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