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Well, I guess that`d never happen cuz I`m not a guy.... Can`t the sculptor make regular toilets too?
First I intimidate their friends. Then I get them to come after me alone.
Then I overpower them.
From there to the back of my truck, where I duct tape them to a grid of 2*4 screwed into the bed.
Then I pull out the hammer and convince them to open their mouths, and fit the brace on their heads, screw it into the bed.
Then I insert the mouthpiece.
Then I just whiz.
Maybe then the bathrooms would smell better.
@Baphomet: You can always tack her picture to a tree and play target practice.
here`s some ideas for the manly toilet
image of hated object (like those calvin and hobbes stickers on cars), rival team`s logo in stadiums, hilter`s head, lips, tree, fire hydrant...
oh, and v_wilkes, Tulsa, OK isn`t much better for homos, lol
(meaning that since guys don`t appreciate it they wont mind taking a piss on it.)It`s like a taking a piss on ART!
Then I would invite her over to my house give her a lot to drink.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO INVENT A BADASS HIGH-TECH TOILET, WITH BADASS LIGHTS AND SHAPES..
SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN THE TRADITIONAL BOWL,MAYBE A COMPUTER CASE TOILET OR SOME SH`T LIKE THAT.
Idiocy is constantly mocked.
This is idiocy.