The Old Branch to the Head Gag

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
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Pure comic genius with bonus slo-motion footage.
There are 78 comments:
Male 1,496
That knocked his damned shoes off!
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Female 264
that was dumb....
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Female 86
that was not a gag!
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Female 4,447
tehe Slo-Mo
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Female 878
it didn`t get him in the head so much as the neck.
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Female 87
I know everyone has already said this, but I just love when his shoes go flying off, that made my day.
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Female 39
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

that`s gotta hurt...
and both his shoes went flying... rofl

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Male 528
Looks like something i would do.
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Female 172
LMAO I love the sound the cameraman makes.

UUUUUEEE... AAAHHH...

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Female 71
you guys keep fighting on every link. o.O

haha yzarc_jr listens to Eminem. =)

anyways this video is retarded

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Male 2,486
yzarc_jr and Hockeyguy, your both acting like your 9. If you can say "stupid gay fag" in one sentance, your definatly not mature in the least. Your arguing on the internet as well, neither of you are "cool" for saying you play sports, yeah guess what, almost every single one of the rest of us do too.
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Male 791
football and hockey are good, but no offence, leave hockey to canadians, and football to americans. sorry if i offend anyone, because i love football, too.
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Female 87
haha .. his shoes DID fall off!! i think that`s the funniest part!! hahaha!!
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Male 1,725
woo nice link by the way ban hockeyguy
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Male 393
oh and uhh the tree with the branch yea thats funny too i guess...eh
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Male 393
hahaha cannibal is pretty funny lol after a while anyway when he quits saying that then im gonna start something like that
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Female 411
ah, painful
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Female 2,552
Nice! Lol.
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Female 34
Meh. I`ve seen better, though. But the slo-mo part made me chuckle a little bit.
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Female 162
hehe
his shoes fell off
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Female 318
WOW the people figting on the first page are so lame!!!! This wasn`t as funny I thought it would be. Go get a life stupid imature people!
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Male 1,586
Please correct the title to read, "The Old Branch to the Face Gag."
YOW!
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Female 1,468
I like how his shoes went flying behind him.
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Female 294
woah wats with the fightin. anyways that wasnt that funny it was larite but only 7/10 from me =]
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Male 346
haha there go the shoes!
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Male 346
i didnt see the shoes go! i`m gonna go look agen now. i loved the slow mo voice tho classic >_<
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Male 1,406
There should be a big PWNED at the end of that.
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Female 999
was he wearing those house slipper things? those people were dumb.
And cannibal, you make me laugh. i like the way you think
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Male 578
Oh snap!
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Male 368
wow! Knocked his socks....eh....shoes off!
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Male 186
haha don-- i love the visual of the bag of cheetos. seriously though, both should be dealt with for the severe lack of respect for everyone else here.
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Male 6
fights on the internet are even more idiotic than in real life. at least in real life someone goes to the ground and gets the Sh** pummelled out of them. but in this case, two imbeciles duke it out with a bag of cheetos in their lap trying to outdo the other. What has this world come to?
Anyway, the branch looked like it would have broken his nose and taken out a couple teeth. owwy
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Male 569
[quote]On 8/30/2006 10:53:07 AM _xKarmax_ wrote: Why would you film somebody cutting a tree... =S That was either staged or somebody has nothing better to do =D Funny though, especially the slow mo bit[/quote]

Some times, people tape pointless, useless stuff. Hell, I`ve probably have taped ten hours of stuff like this for no other reason then the fact that I have a camcorder, and was bored.

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Male 2,057
talking about the post
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Male 2,057
that wasnt funny really
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Male 11,739
I`d have a life if I was dating someone as cute as you.
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Female 3,574
omg I just read these comments >_>; don`t you guys have lives? lol
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Male 11,739
I would`ve gotten up, beat the other guy to death with that branch, then used the saw to cut him up and scatter the pieces around so he`d never be found.

Or I`d go take an aspirin, have a beer, and take a nap.

Whichever.

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Female 873
ouch!!
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Female 3,574
The posts suck today >_O;
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Male 451
that argument was reli anoying. PM each other so we dont have to read it. This is a page for commenting on the video. although hockeyguy was very pathetic. Almost certainly some 10 year old or very immature if he isnt.
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Female 52
Why would you film somebody cutting a tree... =S That was either staged or somebody has nothing better to do =D Funny though, especially the slow mo bit
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Male 39
i love the "AHHHHHH" in the slo mo vid xD
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Male 123
Can somebody please ban that hockeyguy. He`s what we call in the western world a tw*t
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Male 22
cannibal shut up not everything in the worlds a shop just cause u have no life looking at crappy videos all ur life dosnt make u an expert

it makes u a spunktard

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Male 3,014
I really hate when people start having these internet fights. It is so incredibly immature. To be honest, I am phucking tired of it.
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Female 2,084
hahaha that even knocked his shoes off
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Female 268
i love the slo-mo voice
it sounds like the guy from silence of the lambs
"it rubs the lotion in the skin or else it gets
the hose again"
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Male 300
Haha his shoes flew off.

Yeah that was the bit that made me laugh. But this isn`t funny, getting hit on the top/back of the head is funny, getting hit in the face is nasty.

Oh and Hockeyguyvwc, people generally make insulting comments about other peoples` sexuality because they are insecure with their own. And yzarc jr is just as obnoxious. And if you`re only starting arguments for fun, try hammering nails into your eyes, I hear that`s fun too.

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Female 799
Haha his shoes flew off.
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Male 1,039
hockeyguyvwc - Grow up kid.

The slow motion voice at the end is great.

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Male 733
someone report hokeyguy, lighten up dude! all you need to do is get a social life. oh and playing hokey on the PS2 doesnt count as a sport :-P
WHEY! PWNED! (directed at hokeyguy and the dude in the video)
agree with deadman about pulling the branch back thingy...
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Female 811
Ouch!
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Female 471
Wow, I didn`t know that watching a branch hit someone in the face magically made people crazy. IceGhost -
You got it.
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Female 1,382
Goddammit everyone on the first page is acting so immature, except miriamc and deadman. Anyway, WHAAAA that would of hurt! What was that bue shirt idiot doing!
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Male 664
Can we ban these morons?

@the link: Idiot in the blue shirt - he should not be allowed near anything that moves from now on.

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Male 1,385
that`s because you changed it to bacon cheeseburger yzarc_jr, and you seem to swear and slag people off alot for a "christian" unless you change that too, loser

http://www.youthink.com/show_profile.asp...

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Female 84
Damn, that looks like it would hurt.
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Male 63
every kind of aggresivity is a sign of weakness
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Male 2,567
=.=
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Male 133
YES!!!
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Male 125
my favorite food isn`t hot dogs?
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Male 1,385
yzarc_jr isn`t your favorite food: hot dogs. do you prefer nibbling or sucking sausages before swolling them?
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Male 125
[quote]On 8/30/2006 3:22:50 AM Deadman3215 wrote: Buddy, I BEG you too take care of Hockeyguy. @ The link: It really wasnt that funny because "the old branch to the head gag" would be pulling a branch back and letting it snap back. That would be funny. [/quote]
that would be funny but i have only seen that in like cartoons
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Male 536
Buddy, I BEG you too take care of Hockeyguy.

@ The link: It really wasnt that funny because "the old branch to the head gag" would be pulling a branch back and letting it snap back. That would be funny.

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Male 125
cool i drove away my very first internet BITCH
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Male 256
what he said
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Male 125
well goodnight faggot. you know you wanted me. but i don`t roll that way

I hope you can`t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can`t sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can`t BREATHE without me. F**ker

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Female 153
Holy crap, look at all of the maturity. It`s freakin` astounding.
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Male 256
ya thats what i thought but its too late cause "buddy" is on ur ass now
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Male 125
hockey guy.
you silly faggot, dicks are for chicks
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Male 256
ya you cant even make any friends one the web, god knows you have no REAL friends and now youve sunken to insulting random people on the web
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Male 125
your such a pussy hockeyguy. you say all this sh*t about me bein gay. you wish i was gay you faggot
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Male 125
i play football bitch. a sport 10 times better than hockey
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Male 2
ROFL both of his shoes flew off.
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Male 256
hey your startin to get on everyone nerves why dont you go crawl back under your fat blob for a girlfriend
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Male 125
hehehehe. i wander if it knocked a tooth out
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Male 10,115
Link: The Old Branch to the Head Gag [Rate Link] - Pure comic genius with bonus slo-motion footage.
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