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Date: 08/30/06 02:23 AM

78 Responses to The Old Branch to the Head Gag

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 11:22 pm
    Link: The Old Branch to the Head Gag - Pure comic genius with bonus slo-motion footage.
  2. Profile photo of yzarc_jr
    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:25 am
    hehehehe. i wander if it knocked a tooth out
  3. Profile photo of silverfang
    silverfang Male 18-29
    256 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:30 am
    hey your startin to get on everyone nerves why dont you go crawl back under your fat blob for a girlfriend
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    pRodigy_ Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:37 am
    ROFL both of his shoes flew off.
  5. Profile photo of yzarc_jr
    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:43 am
    i play football bitch. a sport 10 times better than hockey
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    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:51 am
    your such a pussy hockeyguy. you say all this sh*t about me bein gay. you wish i was gay you faggot
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    silverfang Male 18-29
    256 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:54 am
    ya you cant even make any friends one the web, god knows you have no REAL friends and now youve sunken to insulting random people on the web
  8. Profile photo of yzarc_jr
    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:00 am
    hockey guy.
    you silly faggot, dicks are for chicks
  9. Profile photo of silverfang
    silverfang Male 18-29
    256 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:03 am
    ya thats what i thought but its too late cause "buddy" is on ur ass now
  10. Profile photo of miriamc
    miriamc Female 18-29
    153 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:06 am
    Holy crap, look at all of the maturity. It`s freakin` astounding.
  11. Profile photo of yzarc_jr
    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:06 am
    well goodnight faggot. you know you wanted me. but i don`t roll that way

    I hope you can`t sleep and you dream about it
    And when you dream I hope you can`t sleep and you SCREAM about it
    I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can`t BREATHE without me. F**ker

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    silverfang Male 18-29
    256 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:08 am
    what he said
  13. Profile photo of yzarc_jr
    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:09 am
    cool i drove away my very first internet BITCH
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    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:22 am
    Buddy, I BEG you too take care of Hockeyguy.

    @ The link: It really wasnt that funny because "the old branch to the head gag" would be pulling a branch back and letting it snap back. That would be funny.

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    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:24 am
    On 8/30/2006 3:22:50 AM Deadman3215 wrote: Buddy, I BEG you too take care of Hockeyguy. @ The link: It really wasnt that funny because "the old branch to the head gag" would be pulling a branch back and letting it snap back. That would be funny.
    that would be funny but i have only seen that in like cartoons
  16. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:34 am
    yzarc_jr isn`t your favorite food: hot dogs. do you prefer nibbling or sucking sausages before swolling them?
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    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:41 am
    my favorite food isn`t hot dogs?
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    jmcclure Male 13-17
    133 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:58 am
    YES!!!
  19. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:59 am
    =.=
  20. Profile photo of IceGhost
    IceGhost Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 4:01 am
    every kind of aggresivity is a sign of weakness
  21. Profile photo of sinsane
    sinsane Female 18-29
    84 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 4:06 am
    Damn, that looks like it would hurt.
  22. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 4:55 am
    that`s because you changed it to bacon cheeseburger yzarc_jr, and you seem to swear and slag people off alot for a "christian" unless you change that too, loser

    http://www.youthink.com/show_profile.asp...

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    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 5:47 am
    Can we ban these morons?

    @the link: Idiot in the blue shirt - he should not be allowed near anything that moves from now on.

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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 6:10 am
    Goddammit everyone on the first page is acting so immature, except miriamc and deadman. Anyway, WHAAAA that would of hurt! What was that bue shirt idiot doing!
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    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 7:50 am
    Wow, I didn`t know that watching a branch hit someone in the face magically made people crazy. IceGhost -
    You got it.
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:08 am
    Ouch!
  27. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:29 am
    someone report hokeyguy, lighten up dude! all you need to do is get a social life. oh and playing hokey on the PS2 doesnt count as a sport :-P
    WHEY! PWNED! (directed at hokeyguy and the dude in the video)
    agree with deadman about pulling the branch back thingy...
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:29 am
    hockeyguyvwc - Grow up kid.

    The slow motion voice at the end is great.

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    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:38 am
    Haha his shoes flew off.
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    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:58 am
    Haha his shoes flew off.

    Yeah that was the bit that made me laugh. But this isn`t funny, getting hit on the top/back of the head is funny, getting hit in the face is nasty.

    Oh and Hockeyguyvwc, people generally make insulting comments about other peoples` sexuality because they are insecure with their own. And yzarc jr is just as obnoxious. And if you`re only starting arguments for fun, try hammering nails into your eyes, I hear that`s fun too.

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    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 9:05 am
    i love the slo-mo voice
    it sounds like the guy from silence of the lambs
    "it rubs the lotion in the skin or else it gets
    the hose again"
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 9:12 am
    hahaha that even knocked his shoes off
  33. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 9:44 am
    I really hate when people start having these internet fights. It is so incredibly immature. To be honest, I am phucking tired of it.
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    urmumisfun Male 13-17
    22 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 9:49 am
    cannibal shut up not everything in the worlds a shop just cause u have no life looking at crappy videos all ur life dosnt make u an expert

    it makes u a spunktard

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    KingofFreaks Male 18-29
    123 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 9:51 am
    Can somebody please ban that hockeyguy. He`s what we call in the western world a tw*t
  36. Profile photo of DanielDude
    DanielDude Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 10:30 am
    i love the "AHHHHHH" in the slo mo vid xD
  37. Profile photo of _xKarmax_
    _xKarmax_ Female 13-17
    52 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 10:53 am
    Why would you film somebody cutting a tree... =S That was either staged or somebody has nothing better to do =D Funny though, especially the slow mo bit
  38. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 10:53 am
    that argument was reli anoying. PM each other so we dont have to read it. This is a page for commenting on the video. although hockeyguy was very pathetic. Almost certainly some 10 year old or very immature if he isnt.
  39. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:00 am
    The posts suck today >_O;
  40. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:22 am
    ouch!!
  41. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:32 am
    I would`ve gotten up, beat the other guy to death with that branch, then used the saw to cut him up and scatter the pieces around so he`d never be found.

    Or I`d go take an aspirin, have a beer, and take a nap.

    Whichever.

  42. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:41 am
    omg I just read these comments >_>; don`t you guys have lives? lol
  43. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:50 am
    I`d have a life if I was dating someone as cute as you.
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:50 am
    that wasnt funny really
  45. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:51 am
    talking about the post
  46. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:51 am
    On 8/30/2006 10:53:07 AM _xKarmax_ wrote: Why would you film somebody cutting a tree... =S That was either staged or somebody has nothing better to do =D Funny though, especially the slow mo bit

    Some times, people tape pointless, useless stuff. Hell, I`ve probably have taped ten hours of stuff like this for no other reason then the fact that I have a camcorder, and was bored.

  47. Profile photo of DonEstebon
    DonEstebon Male 13-17
    6 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:52 am
    fights on the internet are even more idiotic than in real life. at least in real life someone goes to the ground and gets the Sh** pummelled out of them. but in this case, two imbeciles duke it out with a bag of cheetos in their lap trying to outdo the other. What has this world come to?
    Anyway, the branch looked like it would have broken his nose and taken out a couple teeth. owwy
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    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 12:58 pm
    haha don-- i love the visual of the bag of cheetos. seriously though, both should be dealt with for the severe lack of respect for everyone else here.
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    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 1:02 pm
    wow! Knocked his socks....eh....shoes off!
  50. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 1:21 pm
    Oh snap!
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    was he wearing those house slipper things? those people were dumb.
    And cannibal, you make me laugh. i like the way you think
  52. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 1:43 pm
    There should be a big PWNED at the end of that.
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    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    i didnt see the shoes go! i`m gonna go look agen now. i loved the slow mo voice tho classic >_<
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    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    haha there go the shoes!
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    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:30 pm
    woah wats with the fightin. anyways that wasnt that funny it was larite but only 7/10 from me =]
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    I like how his shoes went flying behind him.
  57. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:48 pm
    Please correct the title to read, "The Old Branch to the Face Gag."
    YOW!
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    Kalishpa Female 18-29
    318 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    WOW the people figting on the first page are so lame!!!! This wasn`t as funny I thought it would be. Go get a life stupid imature people!
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    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    hehe
    his shoes fell off
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    AvatarGD Female 13-17
    34 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    Meh. I`ve seen better, though. But the slo-mo part made me chuckle a little bit.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 5:27 pm
    Nice! Lol.
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    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 5:54 pm
    ah, painful
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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 6:12 pm
    hahaha cannibal is pretty funny lol after a while anyway when he quits saying that then im gonna start something like that
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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 6:12 pm
    oh and uhh the tree with the branch yea thats funny too i guess...eh
  65. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 6:36 pm
    woo nice link by the way ban hockeyguy
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    ale_alue Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    haha .. his shoes DID fall off!! i think that`s the funniest part!! hahaha!!
  67. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 7:32 pm
    football and hockey are good, but no offence, leave hockey to canadians, and football to americans. sorry if i offend anyone, because i love football, too.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:46 pm
    yzarc_jr and Hockeyguy, your both acting like your 9. If you can say "stupid gay fag" in one sentance, your definatly not mature in the least. Your arguing on the internet as well, neither of you are "cool" for saying you play sports, yeah guess what, almost every single one of the rest of us do too.
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    x_Kirkiah_x Female 13-17
    71 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 9:38 pm
    you guys keep fighting on every link. o.O

    haha yzarc_jr listens to Eminem. =)

    anyways this video is retarded

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    GraveCicada Female 13-17
    172 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:06 pm
    LMAO I love the sound the cameraman makes.

    UUUUUEEE... AAAHHH...

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    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 12:24 am
    Looks like something i would do.
  72. Profile photo of Scaredycat
    Scaredycat Female 30-39
    39 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 5:29 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    that`s gotta hurt...
    and both his shoes went flying... rofl

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    twitch43 Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    I know everyone has already said this, but I just love when his shoes go flying off, that made my day.
  74. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 7:28 pm
    it didn`t get him in the head so much as the neck.
  75. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 9:48 pm
    tehe Slo-Mo
  76. Profile photo of ponky135
    ponky135 Female 13-17
    86 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 11:41 am
    that was not a gag!
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    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    September 3, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    that was dumb....
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:19 pm
    That knocked his damned shoes off!

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