Spider Battles Ants

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment

Bored soliders in Iraq stage the battle. Warning: adult language (lots).
There are 157 comments:
Male 319
DAMM its no longer available
`twas a cool link
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Female 268
^^^for a snack later on
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Female 9
that was weird y was the spider putin all of them 2 1 side?
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Male 53
Chopper`s badass man. I know I couldn`t take on 30 midgits.
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Male 241
Just so you guys know, Black ants beat red ants.
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Female 415
That was drating awesome! My friend is a Marine and when he got back from Iraq he told us so many stories about the different types of poo they made battle each other, some of the outcomes where suprising
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Female 145
Hahah Raahhr! Rahhr!
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Male 14
Hey US soldiers. Get a F*kin life. Low IQ entertainment.
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Male 1,385
Go spidey
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Male 21
Man I did the same thing and the spider never had a chance I`ve done that with alot of bugs :D ITS AWSOME FOOL! NOW KISS MY PRETTY BUTT!
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Male 90
just to clear it up again its a solifuge not a spider
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Male 2,513
CHOPPER PWNS!!!1!!1!9!!
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Male 332
look i dont support the war but im really tired of every subject being brought into a comment war. Just let it go.
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Male 579
camel spider (windscorpion)

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Male 579
pretty sweet anyways.
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Male 579
That is not a spider, but a type of wipless scorpion.
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Male 518
Go spiders!
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Male 62
huh that was prety awesome i done somthing simalair with a spider and about 30-50 ants guess who won..it was the ants in the end that won and the poor spider only had one leg left
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Male 93
token babe if u wanna talk about this stuff than go to sum anti-war website with the rest of the lesbians but we are commenting on how awsome it was not the war.....ps tht wuz drating awesome
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Male 610
TokenBabe
Female, 30-39, Canada
Friday, August 11, 2006 12:19:52 AM
ladies and gentlemen: your tax dollars hard at work!!!

yup yup....and i condone it :) but why are you concerned with it......its not like your footing the bill right?

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Male 797
Those are terrorist ants. Don`t blame your nation`s brave military.
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Male 208
"Oh yes, I mean, killing terrorists is so mean. How could they kill radical Islamists and Jihadists? Who could justify saving the lives of countless innocents? I`ll tell you who: Anyone that isn`t retarded."

Not that I`m looking for a debate, but you should learn the history of the region. Perhaps there is a REASON why they act the way they do. I took a class on it in Uni, opened my eyes a little. One man`s terrorist is another man`s freedom fighter. Not saying the extremists actions are justified, just that with all they have been through, and all the attempts at justice that they have tried to seek with alternative methods, everyone has a breaking point... everyone.

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Male 208
"was that really a spider? It looked too long. badass either way...not quite as good as the bee massacre here http://youtube.com/watch?v=lz-wqvt2kIQ&q...

As much as I LOVE Mudvayne and Slipknot, I think the original music to that vid was Flight of the Valkyries, which I prefered.

P.S. That Spider was BUTT UGLY

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Male 1,882
"That`s pretty much the nicest thing those guys do out there."

Oh yes, I mean, killing terrorists is so mean. How could they kill radical Islamists and Jihadists? Who could justify saving the lives of countless innocents? I`ll tell you who: Anyone that isn`t retarded.

This is America, and these colors don`t f***ing run.

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Male 1,882
Wow, I can`t believe it took out all of those ants. I mean, 30 ants should be able to overrun a spider, shouldn`t they? Well... I guess not.
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Male 108
awesome, that spider went crazy on them!
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Female 394
Yep, they are really bored.
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Female 533
ladies and gentlemen: your tax dollars hard at work!!!
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Male 319
wow, the spider won
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Male 373
ha ha ha, now they need to do one of those camel spiders vs like 20 of some reptile or soemthing
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Male 223
poor ants, i dont really feel bad though i mean that was really cool im never going to iraq
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Male 2,958
-Do you mean obesity.com?

I`m sure you should be frequenting that site often with that beer gut of yours. Fitday.com is the only site you should be interested in, lard a$$.-

lmao...

yes, obesity.com is a site I often frequent. Oddly enough, I searched for it because I`m overweight and it turns out they show rude, crude, violent, and shocking videos. Good Guess! :-D

I don`t know why, but I`ve always held back when I saw you say something moronic on here. Now I`ll remember not to take it easy on you.

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Male 81
lol spider owns ants, i did that with some friends once
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Male 198
It`s good to know that the US military is hiring people with the maturity of grade schoolers. God, grow up.
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Male 14
Ha, you guys provide more entertainment than the damn links on here. Hey dreadloxx, why don`t you bring your whiteboy ass over to my house and quit picking on a kid. I`ll give you a personal demonstration of how us american soldiers kill people.
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Female 2,074
"Also saw this on another website I probably shouldn`t mention."

Do you mean obesity.com?

I`m sure you should be frequenting that site often with that beer gut of yours. Fitday.com is the only site you should be interested in, lard a$$.

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Male 1,066
Lers stick to the video and not politics. Anyway that was cool.
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Male 329
I beieve a proper PWN3D!!1! is in order.
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Male 332
who cares if its nice contray to what your parents told you when you were five, bugs donot have feelings too, just instincts. any way fighting things or at least pitting them against each other in a cosmic battle is fun. like who would win if a watermelon and baby fought, or a fire extinguisher and a vacumn fought?
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Male 663
you know dredd, i`m going to stop... you just proved everything i thought of you. back to big spiders.
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Male 2,486
Wow, you dont even LIVE in the US.. Suddenly you know everything thats going on over here and can talk trash about it? Yeah.. You think for someone thats 40-49 years old, you`d have a bit more maturity than that. Grow up.
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Male 2,486
dreddloxx.. People kill eachother in EVERY war, it`s not like we ran in and started killing everyone we saw, we didn`t want for it to happen at least. You cant tame anyones free will, obviously you think to shallowly to realize that. Your one of the people who crapped their pants over us going to war, damned wuss. "Oh well, we just got attacked by terrorists.. I guess we better sit here and let them do it again... that`ll show em"

So please, stop talking :)

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Male 645
dreddloxx

whats your problem? Calm down and if your going to try to start a fight then do it somewhere else.

Anyways i hate ants! im happy the spider (or whatever it is) won.

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Male 287
Err...``prejudiced...?!!`` I REALLY hope you can prove that last statement,ársehole, cos I promise that I will be more than willing to harass you and make sure that you PROVE that statement...(read my profile,you fúckwit...`full-time arséhole...`)
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Male 287
Wake n bake...you can change your shít as much as you like...you`re still an...
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Male 287
Non-fúcking-nice...? NON-FÚCKING NICE!!? Wake n bake...how can a name be MORE appropriate to prove my last statement...thank you very much...arséhole!
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Male 663
"Yeah,yeah,yeah...pretty cool...watching a bunch of fúckwit American killers WATCHING a bunch of ants kill something else...you yanks REALLY DO need that therapy that you all go on about so fúcking much...arséholes..."
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Wow, looks like someone ate to many ass hole flakes... dude, it`s just some god damned bugs! They have no emotions! Prejudice ass hole...
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Female 509
i thought it was kool
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Male 361
that was pretty cool i thought it was interesting
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Male 287
Yeah,yeah,yeah...pretty cool...watching a bunch of fúckwit American killers WATCHING a bunch of ants kill something else...you yanks REALLY DO need that therapy that you all go on about so fúcking much...arséholes...
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Female 32
I strangely liked this...reminded me of animal documentries...Not like the crocodile hunter though...CRICKEY!
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Male 3
I expected the ants to win. The 10 legged spider piled them all neat and tidy when he was done killing them all
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Male 2,781
DID THE ANTS EVEN FIGHT BACK??? THEY JUST WALKED AROUND LETTING THEMSELVES GET RAPED??? PUT THEIR HEADS ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK WITH NO RESISTANCE?

LIKE THE BEES THAT GOR PWNED BY THOSE HORNETS...I DIDN`T SEE ANY ONE BEE ATTACKING WHILE THE HORNETS TORE THEM IN HALF...I JUST DON`T GET IT. SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME PLEASE.

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Male 98
Thursday, August 10, 2006 2:39:33 AM
No matter what you do...you can`t help but scratch those little "tickles" you start to feel on your skin. Or is that just me. o.o
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Same :P
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Male 53
"Would you like to be shoved with smaller people, and forced to kill each other, or would you prefer to be killed, more humainly?"

They weren`y really forced... its just insinct, they are just "arachnids" as you put them. It isnt slaughtering humans... those bugs exert way different feelings when put to a fight. anyways I bet you feel more sympathy for that damn bug then that arachnid`s race. but i`ll just end what im saying here because I dont want to start some whole debate about cruelty to bugs being wrong.... because its a dumb argument.

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Male 919
Its cool how it stucked them in a corner...
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Female 106
i love how they say that its an american spider cuz an iraqi would never fight like that
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Male 12
If i were a spider I`d be that spider cause spiders are awesome
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Female 32
thats mean.
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Male 663
I really don`t see why people feel sorry for the bugs... i remember hearing somewhere that insects don`t have a central nervous system, so they can`t feel pain.
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Male 69
That was funny, kinda cruel though.
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Female 552
"well looks like he won" ....NO poo
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Male 274
they should train the spiders to fight the war for them. Imagen thousands of little spiders carrying tiny american flags as they invade osamas cave and munch their little @$$`s off. ITS GENIUS!!!
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Male 418
What`s the big deal. This is stuff that we used to do when we were kids. Spiders vs the rest of the bug community. The epic battle continues!
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Male 181
ya i was hopin the ants would win at first...but it was pretty cool none the less
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Male 114
King, I knew somebody would point that out eventually...
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Female 19
This is just stupid. I`ve seen many videos like this on other sites of American soldiers abusing the local insects/reptiles. What are you supposed to say to this crap anyway? Um.. good job guys? B-|
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Male 52
to all those people there who feel bad for the bugs cuz there forced to fight people from iraq are pulled from there homes and forced to fight and sometimes even children! and some people were FORCED to be suicide bombers! so think about that would u rather a couple of bugs die or 10,000 soldiers! please answer back:-)
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Male 52
i agree pui! if there gonna go risk there lives stop f*cking fooling around war sucks anyways! dont start it between bugs!
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Male 52
hey click on b-hazards link the spiders head looks like a v*gina!!!
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Male 52
to all those people there who feel bad for the bugs cuz there forced to fight people from iraq are pulled from there homes and forced to fight and sometimes even children! and some people were FORCED to be suicide bombers! so think about that would u rather a couple of bugs die or 10,000 soldiers! please answer back:-)
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Male 46
Great clip.Spider was cool.
The raw stupidity of people who feel bad for the bugs make me want to vomit.GOD BLESS THE USA
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Male 114
^^ Heh, spermbubble got caught out a bit there ;)

Anyway, I get a bit like that spider/camel spider/solidfudge or whatever the hell it is when I get hungry!

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Male 2,958
-Reminds me of that old computer game Sim Ant.

Anyone?-

Every once in a while I search the web for 30 minutes or so hoping to find a version of SimAnt I can run on my computer. I used to love the hell out of that game. Alas, I haven`t been able to find anything yet.

And spermbubble. Were you planning on giving these guys http://www.answers.com/topic/camel-spide... credit for 85% of your post?

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Male 10
Sim ant....yes. I was so excited when I got that game....It turned out to be pretty boring.
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Male 10
I think Chopper should be the new secretary of defense.
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Male 70
Reminds me of that old computer game Sim Ant.

Anyone?

At any rate, arachnid or not, imagine catching that sucker. o.O

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Male 1,115
Spermbubble:
congratulations, you are the 5,218,678th person to say this, you win a cookie!
And thx to Senn for burying the hatchet, very much appreciated.
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Male 90
this is wat a lack of television does to the human body
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Male 125
they are not actually spiders at all, but are of a species called solifugids, arachnids which are nocturnal by nature, and flee from the sun. Voracious feeders, camel spiders are nocturnal predators of other arthropods including scorpions. Some species kill and feed on lizards and it is speculated that others kill mice and birds. They rely solely on their speed and stealth to catch their prey. They have a stong bite but are not venomous.
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Female 340
lol it was ok. I`d give it a 3 perhaps.
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Female 3,574
So this is what the american troops are doing >_O;
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Female 66
that was awesome...nn tempted to start yelling at you two, but I won`t. I think if I was out there, I`d be doing the same damn thing. You have to keep yourself sane somehow...
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Male 381
Nope, wanna know where I can get one of them spiders. GOD DAMM
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Male 1,079
Kinda lame to me..
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Female 228
it was hilarious, but... mean
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Male 43
Ok people, let`s just forget about all this drama that i started and lets get back to the ants and thingy fightin! = )
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Male 1,014
B_Silver, you are a jackass.

I totally would have put money on the ants.

Who knew?

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Male 381
Yeah Marchare123 figering that one out myself, ever since the northen Ireland peace process started there has been nothing here. England though had the Londan Bombings but nothing on the scale of 11/sept. Although a lot of people got arested today for planing MAJOR attacks on airlines.

Think I was a bit harsh on Mustang? I agree that Amcrica had every right to look for Osama but the west (not just America) had no right to enter Iraq and the west has no right to hassel Iran.

We need to respect the right`s of other Nations and to respect peoples right to be different than us

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Male 286
I was kinda wanting the spider to lose too, but hell, the vid was cool.
Spider 1: Ants 0!!
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Female 426
They`re bugs, get over yourselves.

Kewl.

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Male 43
Hay Marchare123, Why are Europeans more knowledgeable of living in fear of being killed each day? I`m European and i`m not scared constantly!
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Male 731
kewl
this reminds me of a movie
they got pwnz0rszed
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Male 77
that spider could have taken on at least 100 ants.
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Female 413
They weren`t ants. At least not where im from. The looked like small spiders, and the big "Spider" looked like some sort of beetle/scorpion!
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Male 381
B_SilveR
Was there any need for that
A simple AHHH would have done
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Male 85
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*i`m aracnophobic :S
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Female 811
That`s so harsh!! I think it`s wrong for them to do that, you should all be grateful that your taxes pay for this...
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Male 547
Mustang, your response was just as ignorant. Europe has been dealing with terriorist for hundreds of years, they know a lot more than Americans about living with the fear of being killed in your every day life. It seems you don`t knwo much about politics as well.
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Male 733
nice fight but abit cruel. surprised those soliders wernt taken to court over "cruelty to Iraqi animals" or summat like that :-P
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Male 43
Ahhh!
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Male 381
Shut The F*** Up
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Male 43
Oh. What does STFU stand for anyway?
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Male 381
No prob mat, I`m Irish/British. Were Dual Nationality in Northen Ireland.
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Male 43
oh, and what does STFU stand for?!?
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Male 381
^^ don`t applogise mate, your right
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Male 43
Sorry MustangSusie and anyone else who took offence at that.
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Male 381
Saddame din`t atack you, Idiot. As for the suicude bombers, you attacked them a$$hole
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Female 281
Senn
"I hate American soldiers. Like, did anyone else hear them discriminating Iraqi men? Like, what did the innocent Iraqi`s do to make American`s h8 them so much? F*cking stupid Osama and Saddame..."
Okay you can STFU. Considering your age and use of the word "like" You don`t know about politics. And you don`t live in America..we were attacked. You weren`t. You`d be hateful against anybody that attacked your country too. And its not just Osama(where did he go?) and Sadam.. Those bastards are over there with suicide bombs killing American soliders. Does that answer your question, limey?

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Female 281
Notice the spider was never touched..and holey crap in a pita, thats a big spider and those are big ants... makes my skin crawl. Thats one nasty spider! Go Chopper!
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Female 471
I want that spider on my team
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Female 316
That just made me sad.

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Female 29
matwix.. we dont really care if its a spider or not. we just care about the fight.
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Male 43
I hate American soldiers. Like, did anyone else hear them discriminating Iraqi men? Like, what did the innocent Iraqi`s do to make American`s h8 them so much? F*cking stupid Osama and Saddame...
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Male 2,551
"Ummm who cares about spiders..
I mean its a bug right?
A few links earlier it speaks of bugs in our drinks O_o
Thats a lot worse than just stepping on a spider or making it fight to the death...and how do you know you arent supplying that spider with food :P
You could be saving the spider race down there"

It`s not a bug, it`s an arachnid. Don`t go off telling me that that`s a spider aswell.
Their common names include wind scorpion, sun spider and camel spider.
Solifugae are not true spiders (which are from a different order, Araneae). Like scorpions and harvestmen, they belong to a distinct arachnid order. It is cruel to make them fight to the death. Would you like to be shoved with smaller people, and forced to kill each other, or would you prefer to be killed, more humainly?

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Male 1,866
Hey, Smartass, you spelt difference wrong.

anyways, that was AWESOME. my internet is finally working too...

i thought the ants guerilla attack was so funny, one from the front runs at him and a bunch hit him from the back. hehe. hit him from the back.

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Male 401
Solifuge:

Spider:

See the diffrence?

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Male 401
It wasnt a spider like beternal said it was a solifuge
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Female 66
So nice to see a bunch of good ol boy`s improving thier minds isn`t it?
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Male 609
that was pretty cool

flipz444 .. that vid was fuc.kin awsome

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Male 2,057
hmm its not as if the ants have a brain cell between them to fight back
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Male 266
cool
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Male 2,567
thats cruel
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Male 908
Ummm who cares about spiders..
I mean its a bug right?
A few links earlier it speaks of bugs in our drinks O_o
Thats a lot worse than just stepping on a spider or making it fight to the death...and how do you know you arent supplying that spider with food :P
You could be saving the spider race down there
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Male 17
that comment was to klein, not joekerrs
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Male 17
^^ shes right animal battles can get pretty gruesome and disgusting those troops in Iraq should be sent back to america and quit abusing random insects
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Male 51
the spider OWNED dont f*cking tell me the ans should have won. SPIDERS ROCK!
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Female 105
so, i think it`s pretty uncool to let animals fight each others without them wanting it..well..soldiers..there was a hot discusion about sending them there cards for saying thanks..i don`t say thanks to people who treat animals that bad..

Megatriod17: right!

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Male 2,519
I see it`s not only us who are bored.
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Male 2,586
It wasn`t a spider... it`s what`s called a solifuge- they live in america too and have the strongest insect jaws known.

Really cool movie though

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Female 1,412
lol reminds me of the time when i was a kid and i put two snakes in a jar and came back the next morning to a really fat a$$ snake...

nice to see our boys are doing a good job down there... lol. cant blame them though

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Male 962
spiders kick ass
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Male 610
i had my money on the ants...go figure lol
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Male 63
was that really a spider? It looked too long. badass either way...not quite as good as the bee massacre here http://youtube.com/watch?v=lz-wqvt2kIQ
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Male 11
i like spiders, t`was a good thing it didnt lose to the ants
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Female 101
Totally reminds me of this short story called Sandkings.
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Male 17
shouldnt they be fighting terrorists or whatever the hell they are there for?
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Female 145
Not very nice...
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Male 17
half cool half not
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Male 20
I was hoping to see the ants win. Hate spiders.
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Female 403
damn. go chopper 30 Vs 1? nice odds. hey, when your bored, your bored.
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Female 1,972
This is what happens when you take away WWE wrasslin`.
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Male 128
that looked like a beatle
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Male 651
"thats not very nice to make them fight...."

They`re bugs. Who cares?

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Male 1,354
Those ants got fowned
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Male 119
that must be one p*ssed off spider
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Male 410
Go Chopper. The baddest motherdratin spider in the world
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Male 4,246
That was a cool clip. Reminds me of the time I caught a wasp in a jar, and dropped it in a spider`s web. They fought for 5 or 10 minutes before the wasp finally stopped moving and the spider lost the use of a leg or two.
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Female 850
just dont start a gay thread on politics and everything will be cool, including chopper which was probably ripped apart and put on an ant hill like the poo beatle
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Male 103
jhonmayer1,

That`s pretty much the nicest thing those guys do out there.

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Male 379
that was freakin sweet!
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Male 1,289
thats kool how the spider makes itself look like a scorpion.....but...thats not very nice to make them fight....
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Female 36
yeah, after seeing any bug...i itch! but that video was insane!
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Female 582
EWWWIE!!!!!!!!! I hate spiders, but watching one eat ants is pretty cool
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Male 193
No matter what you do...you can`t help but scratch those little "tickles" you start to feel on your skin. Or is that just me. o.o
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Male 2,958
Also saw this on another website I probably shouldn`t mention. Also pretty cool.
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Male 10,115
Link: Spider Battles Ants [Rate Link] - Bored soliders in Iraq stage the battle. Warning: adult language (lots).
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