Software Daddy

Submitted by: shahid123 10 years ago Funny
http://refreshment.blogspot.com/2006/08/software-daddy.html

Daddy, how was I born?
There are 64 comments:
Male 1,263
Ahhh nice excuse Dad XDD
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Male 1,079
Nicee.....
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Male 189
who cares OH NOES A METEOR!
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Male 651
Pretty funny, but one gripe I have about the joke is that it makes more sense to use "USB connector" instead of "hard drive" because "hard drive" implies the brain.

"I CANT GET ANYTHING ELSE"

That`s because you`re a computer illiterate boob.

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Male 1,425
haha, good one.
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Female 665
lol that was kind of funny haha
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Male 738
Nerdy dirty jokes. Nirdy..Nierdy. Nirdty...Crap. I got to find a suitable word for this.
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Female 670
so cute
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Male 45
Heh heh. It amused me for like.. 2 minutes.
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Male 91
half-lol
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Male 1,371
great way to explain that to a kid
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Female 329
um okay
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Male 223
i understood the joke but i didn`t laugh at all
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Male 2,781
LOL HARD DRIVE
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Male 177
ah, the simplicity of children
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Female 815
Too young to work it out? o.o dude i`m 12 how come some people didnt get it? And no offense but how can you not know what a sperm is? May i have the name of your old science teacher so i can blow their friggin brains out?
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Female 447
boo.
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Female 420
hehe...kinda funny
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Female 32
Didn`t think it was funny...kinda lame, actually.
No offense to those who liked it.
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Male 415
that wasent even funny.. i wasted my life reading that
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Male 78
Meh.

Not funny.

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Male 272
lol. good joke
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Female 444
I don`t understnad cuz im not a computer geek -_-
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Male 251
Ha Ha thats classic!
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Female 302
rofl, that was funny
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Female 125
and just cause only americans have replied to correct me doesn`t mean `only us americans know what a sperm is` don`t be so ignorant.
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Female 125
THAT`S IT! lol no am not a virgin (and that`s a kid-like thing to accuse just cause i couldn`t remember what it was called, people forget dates..) i just didn`t stop to think properly while i was writing it haha i knew they had a name. this is why i didn`t do a level biology. lol. and i hate the biological part of my Psych degree at uni too. altho sperm is a much easier word to remember than some of the terms there! haha. i had a blonde moment is all. (no offence to blondes)
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Female 411
lol i notice how only us americans know what a sperm is
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Male 265
How did the dad get married?
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Female 552
*~ <--- there is a sperm =D
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Female 140
tadpole-like thing <--- a sperm lol

good story nice

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Male 3,014
UKJess, it`s called a sperm. Let me take a wild shot here: You`re a virgin?
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Female 58
Not extremely funny, but pretty funny! I liked it.
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Female 125
I agree with the person who said that people must be somewhat geeky to be on here looking for things to do ONLINE rather than irl heh. but yeh if anyone doesn`t get it (i see there was someone who didn`t) including the ones that have already been established.


download/upload - receive semen/ejaculate
firewall - condom
delete - withdraw, i believe
operating system - body
unauthorised p.a. - unplanned
self extracting file - semen again
implanted into her BIOS - whichever tadpole-like thing (do they have a specific name? ..i feel retarded asking that at 19 lol) got into the egg, getting into the egg and the egg resting against the womb.

i feel like a sex ed teacher haha sorry if that was patronising but..someone didn`t get it and i`m sure there were others that won`t admit it/are too lazy (or young) to work out.

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Male 199
haha thats pretty good
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Male 1,725
dum dum dum
i mean dumb
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Male 522
Not even a tiny bit funny or interesting.
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Male 33
"About as bad as the Birth of a Candy Bar story"
it`s a lot better actually
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Male 733
funny in a nerd way lol. unfortunately i understood it so... yeah
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Male 82
I`m a pop-up ad? I`m so ashamed. I`m going to cry.
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Male 761
crappy
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Male 316
Being the computer geek I am, I had to laugh at that. Remember to keep your firewalls up before you let your mate download from your hard drive!
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Male 1,016
hard drive=hard weenker i think
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Male 1,016
EVEYONE XPLAIN WHAT EVERYTHING IS


LIKE FIREWALL IS CONDOM

I CANT GET ANYTHING ELSE

AND YOU GOT MALE IS A BABY BOY

help please?

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Female 1,463
so geekish
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Female 606
way creative
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Male 82
Funny.
well it was geeky, and no offense, but if your on this website, your probably at least somewhat geeky.
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Female 151
geeky
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Male 1,550
uhh
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Male 119
that was pretty clever i think
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Female 89
About as bad as the Birth of a Candy Bar story
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Male 223
i didnt like it but hey its fuuny for other people so mehsickles
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Male 136
HAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! sorry i just thought that was really really funny
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Female 243
extremely old and geeky joke :D
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Male 919
Its kindy old...but its an ok joke...
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Male 315
In the future we will describe everything using computer terms!
Then this story will not be as hilarious as it is now.
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Male 668
Go to sleep
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Male 236
LOL!!!
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Female 123
ugh.
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Female 1,984
Seen it. Laughed then. Laughed now.
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Male 1,343
So if i dont use a Trojan firewall, i am going to get a Herpes or Gonorrhea virus in my OS?
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Male 239
how geeky
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Female 809
cute
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Male 2
Link: Software Daddy [Rate Link] - Daddy, how was I born?
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