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Date: 08/03/06 02:12 AM

64 Responses to Software Daddy

  1. Profile photo of shahid123
    shahid123 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:21 am
    Link: Software Daddy - Daddy, how was I born?
  2. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 1:53 am
    cute
  3. Profile photo of EmanEn05
    EmanEn05 Male 18-29
    239 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 2:14 am
    how geeky
  4. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 2:17 am
    So if i dont use a Trojan firewall, i am going to get a Herpes or Gonorrhea virus in my OS?
  5. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 2:18 am
    Seen it. Laughed then. Laughed now.
  6. Profile photo of kennapea
    kennapea Female 18-29
    123 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 2:26 am
    ugh.
  7. Profile photo of sportsguy69
    sportsguy69 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 2:29 am
    LOL!!!
  8. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 2:33 am
    Go to sleep
  9. Profile photo of trebian
    trebian Male 18-29
    315 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 2:45 am
    In the future we will describe everything using computer terms!
    Then this story will not be as hilarious as it is now.
  10. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:05 am
    Its kindy old...but its an ok joke...
  11. Profile photo of Pepsic91
    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:09 am
    extremely old and geeky joke :D
  12. Profile photo of Jcheats
    Jcheats Male 13-17
    137 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:11 am
    HAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! sorry i just thought that was really really funny
  13. Profile photo of BurnBurn
    BurnBurn Male 18-29
    223 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:19 am
    i didnt like it but hey its fuuny for other people so mehsickles
  14. Profile photo of Saignement
    Saignement Female 18-29
    89 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:41 am
    About as bad as the Birth of a Candy Bar story
  15. Profile photo of ScrtNinja
    ScrtNinja Male 18-29
    119 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:42 am
    that was pretty clever i think
  16. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:48 am
    uhh
  17. Profile photo of zeta1501
    zeta1501 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:55 am
    geeky
  18. Profile photo of Smokin92
    Smokin92 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 4:12 am
    Funny.
    well it was geeky, and no offense, but if your on this website, your probably at least somewhat geeky.
  19. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 4:16 am
    way creative
  20. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 4:49 am
    so geekish
  21. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 6:36 am
    EVEYONE XPLAIN WHAT EVERYTHING IS


    LIKE FIREWALL IS CONDOM

    I CANT GET ANYTHING ELSE

    AND YOU GOT MALE IS A BABY BOY

    help please?

  22. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 6:37 am
    hard drive=hard weenker i think
  23. Profile photo of Marram
    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 6:52 am
    Being the computer geek I am, I had to laugh at that. Remember to keep your firewalls up before you let your mate download from your hard drive!
  24. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 7:23 am
    crappy
  25. Profile photo of stratguy91
    stratguy91 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 9:16 am
    I`m a pop-up ad? I`m so ashamed. I`m going to cry.
  26. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 9:16 am
    funny in a nerd way lol. unfortunately i understood it so... yeah
  27. Profile photo of Vaultx
    Vaultx Male 13-17
    33 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 9:25 am
    "About as bad as the Birth of a Candy Bar story"
    it`s a lot better actually
  28. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 9:48 am
    Not even a tiny bit funny or interesting.
  29. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 11:06 am
    dum dum dum
    i mean dumb
  30. Profile photo of Mighty-
    Mighty- Male 18-29
    199 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 11:52 am
    haha thats pretty good
  31. Profile photo of UKJess86
    UKJess86 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 11:53 am
    I agree with the person who said that people must be somewhat geeky to be on here looking for things to do ONLINE rather than irl heh. but yeh if anyone doesn`t get it (i see there was someone who didn`t) including the ones that have already been established.


    download/upload - receive semen/ejaculate
    firewall - condom
    delete - withdraw, i believe
    operating system - body
    unauthorised p.a. - unplanned
    self extracting file - semen again
    implanted into her BIOS - whichever tadpole-like thing (do they have a specific name? ..i feel retarded asking that at 19 lol) got into the egg, getting into the egg and the egg resting against the womb.

    i feel like a sex ed teacher haha sorry if that was patronising but..someone didn`t get it and i`m sure there were others that won`t admit it/are too lazy (or young) to work out.

  32. Profile photo of Astera121
    Astera121 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 11:54 am
    Not extremely funny, but pretty funny! I liked it.
  33. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:00 pm
    UKJess, it`s called a sperm. Let me take a wild shot here: You`re a virgin?
  34. Profile photo of happy_hippie
    happy_hippie Female 13-17
    140 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    tadpole-like thing <--- a sperm lol

    good story nice

  35. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:06 pm
    *~ <--- there is a sperm =D
  36. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:10 pm
    How did the dad get married?
  37. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:31 pm
    lol i notice how only us americans know what a sperm is
  38. Profile photo of UKJess86
    UKJess86 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:31 pm
    THAT`S IT! lol no am not a virgin (and that`s a kid-like thing to accuse just cause i couldn`t remember what it was called, people forget dates..) i just didn`t stop to think properly while i was writing it haha i knew they had a name. this is why i didn`t do a level biology. lol. and i hate the biological part of my Psych degree at uni too. altho sperm is a much easier word to remember than some of the terms there! haha. i had a blonde moment is all. (no offence to blondes)
  39. Profile photo of UKJess86
    UKJess86 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:33 pm
    and just cause only americans have replied to correct me doesn`t mean `only us americans know what a sperm is` don`t be so ignorant.
  40. Profile photo of AOD-ninja
    AOD-ninja Female 13-17
    302 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 1:18 pm
    rofl, that was funny
  41. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
    251 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 1:21 pm
    Ha Ha thats classic!
  42. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 1:24 pm
    I don`t understnad cuz im not a computer geek -_-
  43. Profile photo of eagles5
    eagles5 Male 13-17
    272 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    lol. good joke
  44. Profile photo of IAmSophistry
    IAmSophistry Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    Meh.

    Not funny.

  45. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:59 pm
    that wasent even funny.. i wasted my life reading that
  46. Profile photo of Viktorija
    Viktorija Female 18-29
    420 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    hehe...kinda funny
  47. Profile photo of lookitshiny
    lookitshiny Female 13-17
    32 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    Didn`t think it was funny...kinda lame, actually.
    No offense to those who liked it.
  48. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    boo.
  49. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 5:36 pm
    Too young to work it out? o.o dude i`m 12 how come some people didnt get it? And no offense but how can you not know what a sperm is? May i have the name of your old science teacher so i can blow their friggin brains out?
  50. Profile photo of bullshiznit0
    bullshiznit0 Male 13-17
    177 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    ah, the simplicity of children
  51. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    LOL HARD DRIVE
  52. Profile photo of canucksfan
    canucksfan Male 13-17
    223 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 6:43 pm
    i understood the joke but i didn`t laugh at all
  53. Profile photo of firebird37
    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    um okay
  54. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 7:14 pm
    great way to explain that to a kid
  55. Profile photo of fredum
    fredum Male 13-17
    91 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 8:08 pm
    half-lol
  56. Profile photo of yo_mister
    yo_mister Male 13-17
    45 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 9:01 pm
    Heh heh. It amused me for like.. 2 minutes.
  57. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 9:38 pm
    so cute
  58. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 11:40 pm
    Nerdy dirty jokes. Nirdy..Nierdy. Nirdty...Crap. I got to find a suitable word for this.
  59. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    666 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 1:15 am
    lol that was kind of funny haha
  60. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 8:57 am
    haha, good one.
  61. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 5:51 pm
    Pretty funny, but one gripe I have about the joke is that it makes more sense to use "USB connector" instead of "hard drive" because "hard drive" implies the brain.

    "I CANT GET ANYTHING ELSE"

    That`s because you`re a computer illiterate boob.

  62. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 12:22 am
    who cares OH NOES A METEOR!
  63. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 7:20 pm
    Nicee.....
  64. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 12:17 am
    Ahhh nice excuse Dad XDD

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