Small dog goes crazy

Submitted by: brutalnz 11 years ago in Entertainment

And the owner of the dog is even crazier.
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Female 250
The dog is as crazy as the owner.
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Female 299
*penis
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Female 299
omg... why would she say that on tv?
"my dog bits my vagina"
"he bit my labrador`s penus"

WTF

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Female 587
The lady if bloody crazy! surely if he bites YOU in the damn VAGINA then you would get his either put down for being too agressive or put his though some kind of behaviour therapy.

Not just ignore it FFS!

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Female 297
VAGINA!!
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Male 38
once a dog gets pretty old it kinda hard to train them more.........i agree roast the dog and throw it into the woods...and the women..then that way there will be nomore fuss!!!
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Female 584
Why doesn`t she get rid of her dog?
I have to say, though, I am on her side when she is arguing with that man. He is a typical "annoyed American" like the ones that are in sitcoms/om TV a lot and he needs violence to get him to SHUT THE drat UP!!!!!!!!!
I mean, (biiig rant coming up, I`ll try and lay off the caps) can he not hear? IS HE DEAF? She is SORRY and he is just making her feel like she was the one who injured him and not her drating maniac of a dog!!!


Rant over :)

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Male 213
MY GOD.

How many times is that drating retard gonna say Vagina?

Why are people this ridiculously stupid even allowed to live?

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Female 78
Oh-kayyy then. *cough*
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Female 143
That woman is so insane. She should NOT have pets, and I really hope she doesn`t have kids.
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Male 269
I know, ...and have you noticed
The french fries at the A&W
Taste a little strange?

sounds like a marketing pitch for the crotch guard, it`s clearly a win win.

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Male 21
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW THAT WAS F*CKING NUTZ that lady is crazy if it were my dog he would be put down by then
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Female 401
they both need to be shot in the head
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Female 99
That dog is insane. I don`t think there`s much they can do to help it. Giving it to another family won`t do anything. It`s either muzzle and leash or death.
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Male 11
pit bulls rule

for the dumbasses

American Pit Bull Terriers

Where is the dog ban for those little annoying poos. If it was a Pit, it would have been put down.

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Female 294
I really can`t picture that dog making love. Not that I`d want to.
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Male 1,385
the dog is not totally beyond help, it will just cost a lot, and the owner could be helped with a good dose of electroshock treatment
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Female 1,382
And what the name of the dog?

hahpy

happy....

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Female 607
(con`t)

so nothing will change and the dog should be put down.

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Female 607
"That chihuahua looks exactly like mine!!! OMG!!"

Oh my god, two dogs of the same breed looking just like each other? No f-Kin Way!

"You idiots saying the poor dog needs to be put down? Not funny, not cool. The little chi has no idea how else to act with a btch like that for an owner. I bet if it was a OMGKYOOT sprogling running around pinching everybody`s crotch and hitting people, they would just say "awww how cute". That dog, like any dog, can be trained and can be the best dog in the world for someone who really loves him...I have a Yorkie (yes omg evil smalldog) and she would never bite--why? Because I would never let her."

If it were the cutest dog ever born I still would have suggested it be put down. Hell, if it was a cute bunny I`d have suggested it. And saying "I wouldn`t let her" doesn`t mean anything, the dog probably has something wrong with its brain and wouldn`t respond to training. Plus the current owner DOES let him/her. So

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Female 297
heehee, this is how i would fix it-
STOMP

little dogs are so annoying though- i had my big fluffy slobbery mongrel out the front once when this little maltese terrier came out of no where and bit her on the arse. my dog turned around and snarled at it and this little shyt yelped and fake limped off, then checked if any one was watching, ran on all fours and then limped back to its owner. meanwhile mum locks my dog in the house

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Female 133
wow, she had ugly hair.
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Male 177
You idiots saying the poor dog needs to be put down? Not funny, not cool. The little chi has no idea how else to act with a btch like that for an owner. I bet if it was a OMGKYOOT sprogling running around pinching everybody`s crotch and hitting people, they would just say "awww how cute". That dog, like any dog, can be trained and can be the best dog in the world for someone who really loves him...I have a Yorkie (yes omg evil smalldog) and she would never bite--why? Because I would never let her.

3 words to say.
NOT dratING TRUE.

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Female 302
one, that woman`s vagina got pinched. two, that man had sexy ass legs
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Male 116
it bite my labrador on the penis, it bite my labrador on the penis!
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Female 325
that was friggin` hysterical.

i`m still laughing.

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Female 1,596
w...t..f is wrong wit that lady
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Male 122
I`d give $100 for footage of this dog biting a child in the privates. This is just too funny.
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Male 266
the end was the best part....he..he..he lika man....all i could think of was ms swan from mad tv
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Female 266
this is from a joke tv show, lol I saw this a couple months ago.
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Female 181
Is this even real? XDDD
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Female 797
Well my dog isn`t that crazy that it would bite a person`s privates.
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Female 797
That chihuahua looks exactly like mine!!! OMG!!
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Female 344
i think she has issues
"it don`t really bite it more of a pinch"

"He bite me in my vagina ywo times"
and
"I don`t want him to bite my labrador on the penis"

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Male 154
the dog bit me in my vagina two times. (oh my god tahts f*king funny...and pathetic.)
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Male 703
ah! i hate SMALL dogs... they think they own the world...want to bite everybody yaps at everything.. really annoying...
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Female 1,398
omg. who in their right sane mind would own a dog like this. I mean, seriously. We got a dog, it would jump on you, so we gave it back. Lol "eet bitees meeeee" stupid person.
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Male 7
cakesigood is correct, unfortunately, the dog has to be put down whether it`s his fault or not. The old saying `you can`t teach an old dog new tricks` is not true, of course you can. The problem is you can`t completely `unteach` a dog old tricks, and be 100% sure anyway. If you don`t belive that, just ask the humane society, who are the ones who put down the majority (not all) of these dogs. Also, like the guy said, what if it was one of the kids? At the place that guy was bit, that`s just about throat level for a 6 year old
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Male 1,225
This is from "Show Dog Moms & Dads", from Bravo.
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Male 354
Kick the dog and slap the woman.
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Male 919
LOLOLOLOLOL Im still lmao this girl ws crazy....He is vesectomy like man....WHo rly does that...But Kobe Bryant....
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Male 111
Yeah it would have made a HUGE diffrence if it was a kid. If you think not, your a [email protected] That lady seemed like she was bi polar, having psychosis or something at first. Maybe she as just really confused. It didn`t show her beating on the dog or yelling at it or anything, so what makes her a bad owner? Just shoot it.
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Male 24
That dog is crazy, the woman doesn`t know how to look after her pets properly! Anyone who says it doesn`t matter whether it bites an adult or child is wrong.
1) A child is smaller than an adult most of the time, making him/her an easier target.
2) A child can`t defend itself as well as an adult.
3) A very young child (like a baby) isn`t as developed as an adult, meaning they can be injured more severly.
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Female 123
Attention all mammals:

Bite my "bagina" once - weird but I`ll get over it.

Bite my "bagina" again - I will have to put the beat down on you.

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Female 24
"he bite me in the vagina" ooooommmmmmgggg.......that is funny stuff.
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Female 4
Ha.
"Two times he bite me in my vagina. But his teeth are so small they don`t cause too much damage...they pinch"
Hahahaha.
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Male 131
She should take the Trello guide to dog training in tthree easy steps.

1. Get a rifle
2. Shoot the dog
3. Shoot herself. (In the vagina)

Or why not just get a muzzle on the dog before taking it to hte park?

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Male 10
Put the dog down before he starts chewing on kids.
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Male 4,393
The dog bites her in the vagina?!????!!! hahahahahahaha lololololol OMG that sad :)
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Male 316
One time...One time anybody BITES me in my crotch and whatever did it will be dead. If I was that man, the conversation would go a little something like this:

"WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR GOD DA-- F---EN DOG YOU B----. WHERE THE H--- ARE YOU GOING? DON`T F---EN PUT THE CAR IN REVERSE. I`M SUEING YOUR A--."
"I didn`t mean to. I sorry"
"SORRY DOESN`T DO S--- IN THE REAL WORLD. GO BACK TO YOUR F---EN COUNTRY AND TAKE YOUR D--- DOG WITH YOU. Son of a b---- look at my leg."

And if I got to the dog before the woman, well here`s what would of happened:

*Dog Bites Me*
"SON OF A B----"
*Dog Yelps...Cries...Cries softer...Crying stops*
"Oops, sorry ma`am, I have muscle spasms that can kill an animal..."

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Male 448
Hahahahhaha he bites her in the vagina.
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Male 221
Sweet Baby Moses I`ve heard it all now. lol.
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Male 189
man that was a repost but i saw that ages ago
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Female 1,496
Did you see the hole in that guys leg? That dog needs to be destroyed. It`s for his own good. Then the lady needs to be put to sleep.
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Female 318
zomg lol that lady is freakin stupid
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Female 139
Im an animal, I love dogs. I can see where people are coming from, dont put the dog down coz it isnt his fault, its the owners. But, I think the dog should be put down. It has been trained that way, the dog doesnt understand what its doing is wrong because the owner allows that behaviour, but it should either be put down or taken away from the owner and put through strict training to correct the behaviour. Dogs like that shouldnt be allowed to just keep biting people and the fact the owner allows the dog to bite her, her other dog and other people, is ridiculous. Shes got to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic if u ask me!
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Female 1
Geez...that is the craziest dog ever! Usually dogs only bite ppl if they`re threatened..but that dog ..sheesh i would just give it up and keep the lab..:-p
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Female 162
So the dog mirrors the owner huh?
Creeeeeepy xD
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Male 2,781
MAN THAT`S SAD. HOW DID THAT DUDE LET HIM BITE HIM??? IF I SAW A DOG RUNNING AGGRESSIVELY TOWARDS ME, I`D KICK HIM ON THE TEETH!!! THEN STOMP ON HIS NECK!!!
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Male 110
"fault" isn`t the concern, she is liable for any damages that tornado of fur and anger makes...

Does anyone know what tv show this was on?

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Female 281
Good point schnouzi. You may not see the difference if it were a child or an adult, I really don`t care if it is an adult or a kid.. But many people do. "Kids are innocent" If it were a kid that had gotten hurt tehre would be parents picketting and boycotting dog parks and they would want new laws and whole bunch stupid s h i t.
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Male 623
okay, the dogs "teeths" are small,he bites her in the vagina and the lab in the penis, and he cant have "baybeess"...
not the dogs fault the lady`s fault.jeez shes crazy.
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Female 55
)-| She sounds like a dog molestor.
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Male 194
lol. and yeh, agree with elCore LOL :P
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Male 223
poor labrador
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Female 815
Why does it bite genitals? Jesus tap dancing Christ :| Get a cat and be crazy old cat lady.
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Male 19
hahahahaha!

he bite her vagina........twice!! hahahahahaha!

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Female 71
The problem here is, the dog is A FRIKIN` PERVERT
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Female 107
ok then?
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Female 630
HAHAHAHAHAHA hilarious
"he can make love but he wont make babies"
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Female 56
The poor pup just needs TLC and he`s not getting it from a btch of a woman. "There is a fine line between human welfare and animal welfare." I disagree with that--no fine line for me.
Mustang I agree with you that it doesn`t matter if it`s a baybee or an adult--I personally don`t see the difference if it had been a child...they`ll grow up to be those stupid uncute ADULTS anyway.
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Female 281
I agree with Rammstein221. If that dog bit me I would be looking to sue. Oh, and I havent seen anyone mention that the rat dog was going for the man`s nuts. I can promise you he wouldn`t be as cool as he was if that dog hit its mark. From that bite I saw that wasn`t a pinch. They need to put that dog down or do something " Oh it cruel!" F-you! There is a fine line between human welfare and animal welfare.Adult or child that dog is godamn dnager to ANYONE. There were children in that park. Yes, I know we are told as kids to let the dog smell your hand before you touch him. If that dog had run up to a child and bit it I can promise you it`d be a different tone on this board. Then it would be considred for that dog to be put down. Because its an adult it "no big deal" if it were a child they would be pushing for better laws and other BS.
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Female 60
If that dog bit me or my other dog-even once-I would break out the 30.06 and shoot it.

Dogs like that are dangerous.

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Female 1,784
I would sue, easy money from that weirdo
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Female 486
Ugh...you know what, I like dogs. But I can`t stand it when people either let their dogs be that way, or train them to be mean. They shouldn`t be allowed to own pets, and if their animal is known to be aggressive, when it attacks someone, the OWNER should be punished.

Right now, my neighbors mistreat their dogs so that they are mean, then let them loose on the neighborhood. So we`ve got a pack of aggressive dogs that attack anyone who goes out alone. We can`t even go get the mail alone. And because we don`t live in the city? We have to take care of it ourselves.

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Male 123
Goddamn i added this but no0o0o0o0o0o0 they dont let me but then someone else garrr
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Male 503
I didn`t laugh....mainly because theres nothing to laugh about. She should have had it on a leash or, like what lolakitty72 said, a muzzle.

That dog is just terrible though....

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Female 106
it doesnt damage her vagina but it pinches....uhm....*cough* inter species erotica *cough*
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Male 626
The old long walk behind the tool shed with the shotgun is what that dog needs. You know if a small dog bites the hell out of you then you can kick it hard. Just say you had a nervous spasum in your leg from being bitten.
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Female 447
WTF?!?!
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Female 501
man, the bite on that guys leg was deep!. i thought he was very cool about the situation. even though he had a bite on his upper thigh!
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Male 1,725
ya the va**na and pe**s parts were the best
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Female 873
I dnt think she or the dog shud b put down, i think the dog needs some training and love and the woman needs to learn english better and book herself an appointment with the nearest pyschatrist..
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Male 407
If a dog bit me I probably wouldn`t be half as cool as that guy. Id`d have killed the dog on the spot, animal cruelty my ass, that bastard tried to give the man a free vasectomy. We had a dog who bit me and my brother once each, and we took him to the pound. We didn`t put him down because, it`s possible someone could train him to be better, we couldn`t though. I beat the poo out of that dog when he bit me though, probably why he bit my brother and not me the second time.
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Female 3,574
OMG..... I definitely don`t feel sorry for her or the dog... although I feel like she`s confused.
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Male 199
i was feeling sorry for her up till she started saying where it bit her.
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Female 29
A dog once bit me in my upper thigh while I was walking down the neighbourhood street and drat it hurt. Out of just my reaction I ran to the nearest store. It turns out the dog never had it`s shots. I was so pissed because it was a dog without a leash on the street. I didn`t get in any legal work or anything. We just went up to her house and told her, we know where you live.
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Male 3
hahahaha. "he bites me on my vagina 2 times!" oh good grief.
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Male 1,478
Everybody has started saying "oh your cruel" wrong. I`m realistic. civilization is 11 seconds away from complete destruction and is a generally horrible place. The solution? get rid of the horrible people. the only problem is that by that logic you are then a horrible person and must kill yourself.

Nobody wins. ever. Stupid old ladies should have their dogs taken away.

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Female 546
I saw this a couple of weeks ago on t.v.

My friends and I were falling off the couch laughing!

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Female 66
that woman should seriously train her dog more. how she was shouting at that man no wonder the dog turns all agressive coz like the other woman said, "dogs mirror your behaviour".
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Female 471
I don`t know what to think about that..but it was interesting
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Female 81
Thats not a dog- thats a rat! More and more dogs these days look like rats!
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Female 198
Monday, August 21, 2006 7:46:44 AM
The dog bites her in the vagina? Plesure for both I supose.

Yeah, as pleasurable as being bitten during a head job, im sure :)

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Male 1,085
The dog bites her in the vagina? Plesure for both I supose.
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Female 2,220
I actually feel really sorry for her.
But seriously.
Get a nwe dawg.
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Female 799
^^ Haha I agree.
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Male 20
Put the bitch to sleep. The dog too.
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Male 916
This woman should have a show of her own.
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Male 761
that is really really old, but yet it is still funny
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Female 243
i`m surprised nobody has quoted her yet as saying "he got a vasectomy, he can make love but he cant have babies"

i didnt know dogs made love...

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Female 1,972
In lieu of putting the crazy dog down- how about a muzzle? (for her & the dog)
I had to stop taking my very well behaved American Bull to the dog park because of wackjob owners like this. Mack is excessively passive to the point of being inert. If an aggressive dog attacks Mack I can`t break my dog`s grip- so he stays home...because I`m responsible.
I despise irresponsible owners.
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Male 14
how many times does this lady need to be bitten in the vagina to realize her damn dog is a menace
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Female 123
haha he gave the labrador a blo*job in a way.

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Male 730
..bitten vagina and all... rofl...
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Male 730
yeah.. to hell with the dog.. put the owner down!!
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Male 39
yup, you can`t say a dog needs to be put down like that. a dog only behaves how it`s owner teaches it to.

i have 2 border collie crosses. they`re a bit psyco at times. they occaisionally nip people if they tease them, but that doesn`t bother me. if someone is going to come into my house and tease my dogs, they deserve to be nipped lol.

But yeah, all those people saying put it down - that`s just harsh. if a kid is having problems at school because of bad parenting, they take the child away and punish the parents. they should do that with the dog. get it a new home and put the owner down;)

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Female 493
*shakes head* woman is indeed nuts.
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Female 56
You idiots saying the poor dog needs to be put down? Not funny, not cool. The little chi has no idea how else to act with a btch like that for an owner. I bet if it was a OMGKYOOT sprogling running around pinching everybody`s crotch and hitting people, they would just say "awww how cute". That dog, like any dog, can be trained and can be the best dog in the world for someone who really loves him...I have a Yorkie (yes omg evil smalldog) and she would never bite--why? Because I would never let her.
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Female 112
i dont think the dog should get put down, he`s still a living creature. He just needs better training. Strike that, ANY FORM of training.
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Male 129
Woah.. is all I can say.
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Male 1,478
I love dogs, i have a dog, but dogs like that should be put down. I don`t care, if your dog bites you in the crotch you train it not to, not shout and complain when somebody gets bitten by it and doesn`t take it too kindly. PUT THE F*CKING DOG DOWN. i hate dogs like that. i loathe and despise them. i mean, my dog sometimes barks at other people, but she thinks she`s a gaurd dog and she won`t bite if you put your hand in her mouth. that dog is a F*CKING pscho. you give the dog love, affection, food, shelter and if the dog bites you and barks all the time it`s an ungrateful psycho bastard that doesn`t deserve to live because it`s a danger to itself and everyone around it.
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Female 430
I think people now a days are getting a little to into their pets, I mean I know this was a park and all, but some people want to take them everywhere and kiss thenm and dress them up and it invades your space and peace and quiet. It will be probaly legal to marry our pets soon...
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Female 607
My god... if she hates the dog so much, and it bites her and other people all the time, why doesn`t she just get the little f-ker put down?

My mum`s giving up her dog coz there`s a baby coming along. She f-kin loves that dog. Although it`s a piece of shyt.

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Male 104
lol theres something at the bottom of the screen
"queer eye for the texan guy"
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Male 60
That dog would be destroyed by my home state after the first time it bit someone. That just shows that people don`t know how to train their pets.
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Male 2,958
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was actually taking this kind of serious until

"He bite me in my vagina"
and
"I don`t want him to bite my labrador on the penis"

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Female 115
Wow, that woman just really doesn`t know how to say things! She doesn`t even realize how much she`s embarrassing herself. She should know better than to take a dog with those problems out in public around people. That`s just crazy...
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Male 1,385
Link: Small dog goes crazy [Rate Link] - And the owner of the dog is even crazier.
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