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Date: 08/06/06 02:02 AM

60 Responses to Self love-a-thon?

  1. Profile photo of shibbykid8
    shibbykid8 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 12:19 am
    Link: Self love-a-thon? - This is a joke, right?
  2. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 2:08 am
    its not a joke,im part of it
  3. Profile photo of BEEFstu
    BEEFstu Male 13-17
    100 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 2:51 am
    Oh common "Kenthegod", Whack it off... i mean knock it off!
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    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 3:05 am
    ...I sure hope its a joke..
    I don`t want to be going threw London touring and be like...
    awww...its so beau....O MY GOD WTFFF is that
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 3:29 am
    ok....
  6. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 3:37 am
    weird....
  7. Profile photo of Armon7
    Armon7 Male 13-17
    51 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 4:12 am
    Europeans *laughs*
  8. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 4:29 am
    lol
  9. Profile photo of CrewGirl
    CrewGirl Female 18-29
    25 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 4:46 am
    This is actually going to be on Channel 4 over here (U.K) in a few months time. It`s been on the news a fair bit cuz some people have been complaining about `outraging public decency` or some such B.S.
  10. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 5:23 am
    Nobody loves themself more than the hoff
  11. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 5:26 am
    god damn he` be so mo fo o noing

    i mean annyoing

  12. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 7:12 am
    Every time you masterbate God kills a kitten.
  13. Profile photo of Marram
    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 7:29 am
    ^^^Aww, 5 kitties gone this morning^^^
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    liamthebof Male 13-17
    106 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 7:50 am
    @wauwa1983x omfg there cant be too many kittens our left in the world
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    Senn Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 8:25 am
    I`m speechless... *blinks and screams*
  16. Profile photo of GanjaMan
    GanjaMan Male 18-29
    99 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 8:30 am
    Can`t wait for this to come on TV. I know few people (guys & ladies from work) who went to this yesterday to take part in it. I almost did but didn`t have the balls. lol
  17. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 8:50 am
    Ganjaman,there`s enough `wánk` on TV already without this being broadcast...
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    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 8:55 am
    Can`t really see what all the fuss is about...EVERYBODY does it at some point in their lives and it IS supposed to be enjoyable(as long as you don`t decide to give a public demonstration(or should that read a `PUBIC` demonstration...?),so it isn`t really any big deal...
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    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 9:06 am
    Brutalnz, at moment, `The Hoff` is advertising Pipex Broadband on UK TV(what the fúck were they thinking...?!)and looking at this and previous performances,this man is the CEO of www.i-am-a-total-wanker.com...
  20. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 9:50 am
    Honestly, if god killed a kitten every time someone masturbates, then cats would be extinct. & the whole event is just sad. It`s saying "Hey, publicly humiliate yourself & feel better." Yeah, I`m thinkin`... no. & the it says the 1st one was held in San Fransisco, BIG SHOCKER, seeing as how it`s the gayest city in the world. I wouldn`t be surprized if it`s name was changed to Homotropolis.
  21. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 11:59 am
    "Reading this may or may not make you blind"
    LMAO
    Did anyone notice that?
  22. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    Who the hell would sponsor someone to masturbate?
  23. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 12:57 pm
    We all noticed it sims.
    Though we didn`t all laugh childishly.
  24. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 1:00 pm
    I would sponsor someone.
  25. Profile photo of cakeisgood
    cakeisgood Female 18-29
    139 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 1:21 pm
    Ick! Im by no means prude, but Im sure Im not the only one who would feel REALLY uncomfortable masturbating in a room full of people! I can so imagine pervy old men going along to watch young women in the mixed sex room! Its horrible! Am I just overreacting here?
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    It is a bit wierd, but at the same time it shows that masturbation really is the best form of contraception. If more people masturbated instead of having unprotected sex than the amount of people contractring H.I.V would be much much lower.
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    CacaPUNYETA Female 18-29
    139 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    i 4get which magazine but i remember reading an article about that contest in cali. this woman apparently masterbated for like 6 hours or so... is that even possible?

    those contests are insane lol

  28. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 1:55 pm
    i SOOOO wouldent do that.
    i had a NIGHTMARE that i was spanking it in public. and no it wasnt my innerwish to do it, even if it is, id kick my innerwishes ass for thinking that
  29. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 2:52 pm
    I want to join that, I bet it would be a lovely experience.
  30. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    381 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    "Ick! Im by no means prude, but Im sure Im not the only one who would feel REALLY uncomfortable masturbating in a room full of people! I can so imagine pervy old men going along to watch young women in the mixed sex room! Its horrible! Am I just overreacting here?"

    Nope, your not over reacting. I think you hit the nail on the head with that one.

    Trust the bloogy English, [email protected]

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    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 3:27 pm
    to LONDON!!!!!!....lol...jk...eeeewwwwww
  32. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    I`ve heard of this before. Not that I`d want to do it...I agree with those people who say they couldn`t do that in front of other people!
  33. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 3:57 pm
    This started off saying this: "Editor`s Note: Reading this may or may not make you blind."

    What... is there a third choice?

    Something that "may" implies a "may not" - "may or may not" is freakin` redundant!

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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    I`M GOING! I`VE GOT TICKETS! THIS IS TRULY AN EVENT FROM THE GODS!
  35. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    my right eye went blind from reading this, I think that is the third choice.
  36. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 4:06 pm
    i heard of this its not a joke, i still cant believe a nation like Britain is doing it though
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    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    Hahaha that would be awesome lol, anyway, changing the name of San Fransisco to Homotropolis? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Also, Here in Canada, we have a city where everyone jerks off in public places, it`s called Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. Not to mention taking dumps in the bus shelters, and pissing ON THE FLOOR in EVERY public bathroom.
  38. Profile photo of malico89
    malico89 Female 18-29
    14 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    this is disgusting.
  39. Profile photo of Lilynia
    Lilynia Female 13-17
    61 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 6:07 pm
    On behalf of Britain I am ashamed. I really don`t see how we can hang onto even a shred of respect after this. I blame the chavs. The fu.ckers.
  40. Profile photo of yo_mister
    yo_mister Male 13-17
    45 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 6:23 pm
    lmao. yeah, i definitely wouldnt do that.. come on, how weird would that be anyway to go up to your parents or your teachers or something and being like, "hey, you wanna sponsor me to jack off in this thing? its for charity!"
  41. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    Cool!
  42. Profile photo of adcuz
    adcuz Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    where do you get tickets?
  43. Profile photo of Elementis
    Elementis Male 13-17
    53 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    i`d wanna go there just shoot my splurge at everyone there. could you imagine having to clean up the mess after the event? now that would suck.
  44. Profile photo of beatlefaerie
    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
    294 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 8:31 pm
    "...in the same vein as their `Penis Week.`"

    Okay, did anyone proofread this article? :)

  45. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 12:36 am
    self-love on Tv, thats wrong... i hope its at midnight...
  46. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 12:44 am
    No its not a joke, there was one in san francisco I saw...well not saw..but heard of.
  47. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 3:49 am
    Ooh... not something I would participate in.

    MastUrbation - as so many of you can`t seem to SPELL correctly, is a solo act. Not something you do in a room full of strangers.

    O.o

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    Danceaholic Male 18-29
    146 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    my cat honestly died
  49. Profile photo of KoRn_Rock9
    KoRn_Rock9 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:53 pm
    HOLY poo! wat the hell r they thinkin?
  50. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 6:25 pm
    i predict a flame war

    correction
    i pre-dick-t a flame war

  51. Profile photo of chaosgirl
    chaosgirl Female 13-17
    169 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    Hahahahaha!!!
  52. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 9:52 pm
    where do I sign up?
  53. Profile photo of shibbykid8
    shibbykid8 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 8:40 pm
    Hahaha, no way! Thats my first link to be posted! suh-weet.
  54. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    August 17, 2006 at 12:00 pm
    On 8/6/2006 4:46:03 AM CrewGirl wrote: This is actually going to be on Channel 4 over here (U.K) in a few months time. It`s been on the news a fair bit cuz some people have been complaining about `outraging public decency` or some such B.S.
    That`s gross! Don`t randomly flip throught the channels when that is on...
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    whatlarks Female 13-17
    43 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    Don`t go! for the sake of the kittens.
  56. Profile photo of Fussy
    Fussy Female 13-17
    138 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 6:16 pm

    "This might be the most fun charity work one could ever imagine -- helping others while doing something that also benefits oneself"


    HELPING OTHERS MASTURBATE?! O.o

  57. Profile photo of xXI-Am-MeXx
    xXI-Am-MeXx Female 13-17
    148 posts
    September 10, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    the Hoffs advertisin pipex (internet) over ere in the uk wi his lil Hoff puppet... xx
  58. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    February 1, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    =O
    lol
  59. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 10:12 pm
    HAHA
  60. Profile photo of Anulae
    Anulae Female 13-17
    10 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    Dude, while I would be uncomfortable masturbating in public, but damn! I would love to raise money that way ;p
    As for all you people who bash masturbation; you`re just that half of the population who lies about their nighttime naughties. x)

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