Romantic Rowboat Ride

Submitted by: NIALL007 11 years ago in Funny

What a lucky gal to have landed this guy.
There are 76 comments:
Female 297
aww, i was expecting that ad for Hahn light beer where they`re doing this romantic gondolier ride through Venice and the chic is doing this full on glamorous thing and the guy pulls in a big arse fish ontop of her so she freaks out.
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Female 193
what a sexy beast, I`d do him...

not.

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Male 18
wow i-am-bored now advertising on boats
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Male 223
want a twinkie a twinkie fatty
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Female 4
wow....that reminds me of my grandpa......scary the resemblance
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Female 60
he must of been 300 pounds
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Male 246
and how do we know that the fat person is a guy? he/she could just be a horrbly ugly woman.
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Male 616
No, this really is photoshopped. I checked it out using paint shop pro. If you zoom in at the woman`s left forearm, it is way too smooth and "synthetic-looking" than compared to any other part of her or the man. There is absoultely no imperfections, whereas every other part of the picture there are imperfections because of the picture taken at such a long distance. Furthermore, the guy`s pinky is a fake. It was definately drawn on. The "i-am-bored" logo should have given it away that this photo may have been messed with in more ways than one.
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Female 2,552
Well darn, too bad I can`t find me a man like that ::sarcasm::
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Male 2,372
Would this be ok if it were a small guy rowing a fat girl around?
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Male 1,550
lol
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Male 18
there is what digusts me the most, fat people who smoke... can you have NO RESPECT for your body? lord
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Male 663
Someone may have already said this, but i think it`s funny how the womans rowing the boat...
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Female 1,397
he spoils her.
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Male 321
He`s fat.
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Female 32
Row row row your boat...gently down the stream...lmao.
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Female 42
1. Tip the boat over. 2.Laugh in his face and call him a fat-ass redneck 3. Dump him 4. When he cries put his ciggerette in his eyes 5. Take a picture :-) 6.Leave him alone with the crocs on the bottom of the lake since he would sink since he`s so fat. 7. Forget who the hell he was :-D
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Male 374
can of beer and porn mag just out of shot
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Female 1,492
LMAO
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Male 92
lol
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Male 2,781
TALK ABOUT ROCKING THE BOAT :-D
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Female 142
...Stupid fat guy...
THROW HIM OUT!!!
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Female 1,007
Ehhh...
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Female 44
i think its photoshopped!! lol
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Female 358
Hmmm...You know, just because they`re in the same boat doesn`t mean that they`re dating or anything.

Just a thought.

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Female 552
keep your pimp hand strong or at least that girl should just leave him
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Male 274
Well first of all i would tip the boat if i was that girl cause fatty couldn`t get back in then i would beat the white out of that trash and shove his cig under one of his many fat flabs.
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Male 108
wow that guy is a loser
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Female 1,784
LOL at what VONLINE had posted! very nicely said
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Female 46
Who`s David Wells?
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Female 1,426
lol hes so fat the boat probably sank the second after they took the picture
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Female 797
I want an IAB boat!!!
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Female 14
*shot*

XD
lol

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Male 10
Maybe the guy only has that one arm he`s smoking with. Or maybe he`s Charlie and she`s one of his angels. Maybe the woman is a truly horrible person and really deserves to be rowing him around. Maybe he`s not even fat, maybe he has a huge wang and it`s wrapped around his body a bunch of times. Maybe she`s taking him to subway so he can start losing weight.
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Male 70
That`s pretty funny. What a jerk.
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Female 582
i think his ass is in the water
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Female 447
Am I the only one here who`s considered that maybe she`s been HIRED to row the boat? Like island ferry service or something?
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Male 381
Sorry Flame all fat people are jercks, eat less exercise more, fattie. I lost a LOT of weight so now I`m a Skinnynazi, sorry. It`s like ex-smokers are worse than people who were always non-smokers.
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Male 1,079
:)
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Female 87
Yeah, hes fat. But must you say hes a jerk? Yes, its wrong of him to make her row but maybe he had been and now hes taking a break. And what if they aren`t a couple... Hmm...
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Male 29
Looks like David Wells
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Male 1,014
lol VONLINE that was great!
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Male 77
its prob. his mom.
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Male 578
I know I`ve seen that guy somewhere before.

Worst. Romantic Rowboat Ride. Ever.

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Male 381
I predict a diet, I predict a DIET
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Male 733
lol, strong woman?
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Male 2,720
but it is photoshopped, cuz of the i-am-bored on the boat, at least.
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Female 811
I`d throw the oars at him and tell him to row.
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Male 43
Heee! Tha`s funny!!!
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Female 342
PHOTOSHOPPED! aha JK i know i hate it when people do that too.
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Female 52
Even boats come with i-a-b signs now!
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Female 15
XD Aww...
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Male 1,225
You can say prick, but not mean person? weird...
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Male 1,225
How the hell do we know they`re a couple? Couldn`t it be that that`s his daughter (an equally disturbing thought, I know) and that they`re spending some time together? Either way, he`s a prick for not helping her row.
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Female 471
Maybe it`s her brother?
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Female 109
Well thats random...
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Male 2,057
lol but not what i expected.

Anyway the girl is buff enough

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Female 66
nacaz2 no one said he was a jerk because he is fat. He is a jerk to be sitting there smoking and letting her haul him through the friggin water. She is sitting so high out of the water the she is barely getting a decent bite with the oars. He must be something else in the sack otherwise I think she would have deep-sixed him halfway across.
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Male 266
lol wat a f***ing fatty
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Male 908
Pwned
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Female 1,412
wow i was all looking forward to some hilarious guy doing something funny and equally embarassing, but its just a fat guy.
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Male 17
^^^haha she must be in REALLY good shape then
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Female 87
hehe...makes me giggle. That chick is totally stupid for agreeing to row his fat a$$ around a lake, but who knows, maybe that`s her workout routine.
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Male 17
what a fat f*u*c*k
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Male 63
the cig makes it awesome
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Male 820
ok, we had people here say hes a dick and a jerk? ok, to be honest, id be the first person to chase a fat guy and poke him with a stick coz is fun, but that doesnt mean hes a jerk, just some fat guy.

funny pic

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Female 1,972
I say throw him back, he`s way over the weight limit.
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Female 2,144
Haha. What A Jerk.
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Male 18
GIT R DONE!!!!
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Male 1,354
old as the crust you ate outta your gradmas girrdle
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Male 119
wow...about 5 more pounds on that guy and theyre sinkin to the bottom of the lake
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Male 144
my kind of girl!!
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Male 1,289
what a dick
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Male 2,958
Wow! This too I saw on that website I can`t bring up. Pretty weird.

Funny picture. He must really lay it down if she`s staying with him.

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Male 379
thats my uncle
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Male 148
Link: Romantic Rowboat Ride [Rate Link] - What a lucky gal to have landed this guy.
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