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Date: 08/14/06 02:30 AM

95 Responses to Ramp Van

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 9:57 pm
    Link: Ramp Van - This just has bad idea written all over it.
  2. Profile photo of mostclever
    mostclever Female 30-39
    316 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 10:14 pm
    Physics sucks.
  3. Profile photo of sportsguy69
    sportsguy69 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 2:33 am
    ^ yea.
  4. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 2:34 am
    extremly stupid.but at least its a new link
  5. Profile photo of Dolegay
    Dolegay Male 18-29
    148 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 2:35 am
    hmmm gravity works....
  6. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2006 at 2:38 am
    physics doesnt suck!!!

    PHYSICS OWNS YOU ALL!!!

    its weak bones, high altitude, and asphalt that suck.

  7. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 2:38 am
    They should`ve payed more attention in science class.
  8. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2006 at 2:39 am
    and i dont mean `weaker than average` bones, just bones in general.
  9. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 2:43 am
    stupid gravity!
  10. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:02 am
    Wow sounds like an idea that woukld be proposed when they were high!
  11. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:10 am
    ^^^I totally agree, I call it "gan-genuity".
  12. Profile photo of archermitch
    archermitch Male 13-17
    66 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:10 am
    sweet keep em comin
  13. Profile photo of kpforizzle
    kpforizzle Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:23 am
    there was a point where he kneed his own forehead. Learn to live with physics retard
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    zeta1501 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:38 am
    gravity sucks
  15. Profile photo of option_dub
    option_dub Male 18-29
    66 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:41 am
    it wasnt too bad of an idea, they just didnt work it out properly.
  16. Profile photo of ryno1727
    ryno1727 Male 13-17
    137 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:59 am
    haha, OWN3D!
  17. Profile photo of ibigfire
    ibigfire Male 18-29
    292 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 4:03 am
    *sigh* Coulda been great.
  18. Profile photo of p-ball4life
    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 4:05 am
    Idiot deserved it.
  19. Profile photo of djdaphalgan
    djdaphalgan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 4:16 am
    Looks painfully (but also funny because if you`re stupic enough to ignore gravity and basic physics, than this is what can happen)
  20. Profile photo of Radic393
    Radic393 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 4:21 am
    Thats pretty cool, and it actually could have worked. Its worth a second attempt. =)
  21. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2006 at 4:22 am
    why couldn`t he have just done a simple jump over it before trying all that spin crap?! The result proves i`m right :-)

    put a bed of nails, a shark infested lake and a ring of fire there and then i`ll be impressed :-D

  22. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 4:40 am
    What morons.
  23. Profile photo of bmxDude
    bmxDude Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 4:55 am
    travis pastrana does mx, not bmx:-/
    all you wankers who think hes a dick for trying it, maybe he wants to actually have fun doing something instead being a wanker a surfing the net all day. and beternal, seeing as he`s pro anyway, he doesnt do all the pussy shxt like testing to see if he would clear it before trying to 360 it. anyone who thinks he should work out if he`d clear it or not doesnt know what the fun in bmx is, most of the fun is the risk, twats.
    ranting over.
  24. Profile photo of bmxDude
    bmxDude Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 4:55 am
    oh ye, and i`ve seen this many a time before. tis old
  25. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 5:03 am
    It sounded like an fun idea. Maybe if they put a matress on the back of the van...
  26. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 5:25 am
    Hey, BMX dude, if he likes the risk why did he put a rmp there at all, should have gone right into the front and see if he survives then.

    Now that`s risk.

    Surely if he was Pro, he wouldn`t have drated that up so royally either?
    That first ramp was vertical at the top, hence why he went too high, and he wasn`t facing straight on to the van.

  27. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 5:37 am
    How`re your knees?
  28. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 5:52 am
    OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    tomsss Male 18-29
    403 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 6:42 am
    stupid kids, how do you expect to land on a moving ramp? dumb ass... and to you all too
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    7451 Male 70 & Over
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    August 14, 2006 at 6:47 am
    what a pillock. if he died, i wouldn`t mind. anyone who is that stupid deserves whatever they get.
  31. Profile photo of StarStrike
    StarStrike Female 13-17
    286 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 6:56 am
    Hahaha looks he`s broken a leg or two.
  32. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
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    August 14, 2006 at 7:20 am
    Haha, he deserves to get hurt.
  33. Profile photo of foxydoxy
    foxydoxy Female 13-17
    32 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 7:27 am
    I hope that guys ok! Maybe he should have calculated where he might have fell more...placed some bubble wrap on the street or something...
  34. Profile photo of MustangSusie
    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 7:35 am
    Wow... this wasn`t too bright. Somebody has to provide entertainment though so he seems like the one to do it.
  35. Profile photo of MustangSusie
    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 7:40 am
    I wonder when they`ll have a show about greatest or worst BMX and MX crashes (if they already don`t) There is plenty of em to go around on video...oh.. and I respect and understand how talented the pros are.. that crap takes skill but this kid just made himself look like a joke
  36. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 7:51 am
    Im going out to try that with my board and a lorry:-)
  37. Profile photo of Djeniek
    Djeniek Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 7:57 am
    this one was way cooler than that dude that jumped over the grand canyon!
  38. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 8:30 am
    Wow tht looked real painful at the end!!
  39. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 8:50 am
    Oh God.
  40. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
    448 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 9:10 am
    Travis Pastrana is a freakin phsyco.
  41. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
    448 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 9:12 am
    Travis Pastrana isn`t really a "dumb kid". He has won many X-Game titles and this year landed the first double backflip in the Motocross Best Trick Competition. And on this stunt what he was trying to accomplish was suicide. Dont you people know anything.
  42. Profile photo of rat78
    rat78 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 9:22 am
    my hero !!! thats a way (aha-aha) i like it !!!!11111oneoneone
  43. Profile photo of bmxDude
    bmxDude Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 10:17 am
    tainteddeity, the point in the ramp being vertical at the top is so he doesnt go too far, and the reason he went so high, thats because when the van is moving, he stays where he is, and lands on the landing ramp on the back.
    just coz he`s pro doesnt mean to say he`s perfect, think of some other dude who`s pro at something, they`re bound to fxck up sometime.
    he wasnt facing straight down as he was trying an inverted 360.
    and yes, riding straight into the front is really what bmx is all about...
  44. Profile photo of monoxide456
    monoxide456 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 10:19 am
    i dont think that is acually travis pastrana i think its just one of the many people who come to his compound because he has a bmx, mx, and mx foam pit there
  45. Profile photo of jakob
    jakob Male 13-17
    167 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 10:36 am
    -Looks painfully (but also funny because if you`re stupic enough to ignore gravity and basic physics, than this is what can happen)-


    how the hell was he ignorin grtavity? dyu think hed planned to go flying on and on forever and never come back or what? its just that he didnt go up the von in a straight line and he got his conter of gravity complety wrong, but otherwise...
    how about lol

  46. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 10:44 am
    and maybe the "Ramp Van" driver went too fast.

    I guess they should`ve had a Fluffy Pillow Van, or a Trampoline Van, right behind it.

  47. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 10:57 am
    What goes up, must ALWAYS come down.
  48. Profile photo of HornsNHalos
    HornsNHalos Female 13-17
    74 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 11:55 am
    Holy sh*t, that has gotta hurt. Hey, but it was cool.
  49. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 11:56 am
    dumass...
  50. Profile photo of UberJimmy
    UberJimmy Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 11:57 am
    maybe he should`ve tried a longer van. Also maybe he can convince Geico to cover BMX insurance. I agree that this wasn`t planned as well as could be, but then atleast he was wearing his protective gear. I propose that all "X-treme" athletes be given students majoring in physics, then not only would these guys be hurt less, but then physics students might start getting the popularity they deserve, or at the very least get some of the groupie chicks.
  51. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 12:08 pm
    wow, that man looked like he broke both legs, and got a major headache. He should try jumping straight next time, not to the left like a moron
  52. Profile photo of iNVERTED_
    iNVERTED_ Male 13-17
    53 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    OLD!

    but yah its pretty stupid

  53. Profile photo of Figgy
    Figgy Male 18-29
    314 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 12:14 pm
  54. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    haha, sweet.
  55. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    332 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    Its a funny idea and pretty cool but it just didnt work out. For the people who were saying its stupid that somewhat true but atleast he had the guts to do something instead of you peoplw who sit at home and what the video.
  56. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    Dumbass who really though it would haved worked...
  57. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 12:59 pm
    ouch......well that`s what happens when you do stupid things...looked like it hurt.
    A lot. Poor guy
  58. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 1:02 pm
    Nobody likes a quitter.
  59. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    What`s the fun in life if you never do anything stupid?
  60. Profile photo of zirak
    zirak Male 13-17
    223 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    is he dead/paralized? wat?
  61. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 1:19 pm
    It serves him right for being an idiot lol
  62. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 1:44 pm
    he would`ve made it if he didnt trick
  63. Profile photo of Radic393
    Radic393 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 1:56 pm
    tainteddeity, its not that he went too high, its that the van went too fast. At a slower speed this jump is landable is badass. Hell yeah for people with some balls.
  64. Profile photo of Radic393
    Radic393 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 1:56 pm
    and* >.<
  65. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 2:08 pm
    with a ramp moving that fast, of course you`re going to go straight up... but i have to give the guy credit for having the balls to attempt it
  66. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    that deserves him right for dissing gravitys mum !!!!!!!
  67. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    id try it
  68. Profile photo of mobrule
    mobrule Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2006 at 2:55 pm
    sooo because he didnt land the jump, hes a loser and stupid.......when you all know if he did land it, you would of been like wooooooow that was fuc*ing awesome....hes fuc*ing awesome!
    fools
  69. Profile photo of firetitan
    firetitan Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2006 at 3:01 pm
    kool thats me in the background!!!!!!!!!11
  70. Profile photo of Radic393
    Radic393 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    exactly mobrule, my thoughts too.
  71. Profile photo of bmxDude
    bmxDude Male 13-17
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    August 14, 2006 at 3:37 pm
    zirak, he`s fine now, it wasnt that bad a fall anyway. seen much worse before.
    and vonline, he tried it again and 360`ed it in the end.
  72. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
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    August 14, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    that retard deserved a sorry ass for the next few weeks
    looks like somebody never heard of gravity?
  73. Profile photo of AnitBoredNow
    AnitBoredNow Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    That was funny!! Go gravity and the aewsome power of stupidity!
  74. Profile photo of AnitBoredNow
    AnitBoredNow Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    awesome not aewsome
  75. Profile photo of 28777
    28777 Male 13-17
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    August 14, 2006 at 4:39 pm
    This kid is no Bam Margera
  76. Profile photo of snoopychick
    snoopychick Female 13-17
    25 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    that would be so cool... besides the part with the asphalt and laws of gravity
  77. Profile photo of JMF145
    JMF145 Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2006 at 6:29 pm
    Ha HA... dumb ass...
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    lacker239 Male 13-17
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    August 14, 2006 at 7:28 pm
    sweeet
  79. Profile photo of tatervent
    tatervent Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    hes retarded, or the van driver was supposed to brake...
  80. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    bmxDude, i`m going to laugh when you break your neck one day.

    "pussy poo" as in safe testing? Yeah? All the professional MX, BMX, Skaters, every sport like that goes through extensive testing before skating in a competition.

    He`s an idiot for not realizing that if he goes streight up, he`s only gonna curve to the side or stay going streight up, if that ramp had more of a angel at the top he would have made it. Physics and gravity are definatly teh win, killing idiots since forever.

  81. Profile photo of shabufala
    shabufala Male 13-17
    254 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 10:35 pm
    "how the hell was he ignorin grtavity? dyu think hed planned to go flying on and on forever and never come back or what? its just that he didnt go up the von in a straight line and he got his conter of gravity complety wrong, but otherwise..."


    Theres more to gravity then stuff falling back to earth non-nice individual, read up on the laws of gravity.

  82. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 15, 2006 at 12:27 am
    hrm, they should try again. =)
  83. Profile photo of clintmilla
    clintmilla Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2006 at 1:14 am
    wow that dude was so high
  84. Profile photo of bmxDude
    bmxDude Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2006 at 7:27 am
    ryan, yes, they test the bikes and such, but they dont work out whether or not its perfectly aligned or anything. why would going straight up curve him to the side? he was trying an inverted 360. if the van had gone slower then he could have rolled forward and landed on the slope, had he not fallen off anyway. if the ramp had more of an angle, then he would have done the same thing, as he would fly WAY too far over the van.
    basically, everyone here doesnt realise his goal:
    hit the vans ramp, go up and 360 (for all you twats, that`s a whole rotation), reach the peak of his height and roll forward so he is pointing DOWN, and if the van had gone the right speed, he would land perfectly on the landing ramp.
    dicks
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    August 15, 2006 at 9:24 am
    If the van this... if the ramp that...if the driver this.....overall the outcome was obvious...and i might be a dumbazz sitting here on the computer at work, but at least i have two intact leg bones...
  86. Profile photo of Andyl
    Andyl Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2006 at 9:52 am
    bmxDude you are a fool for trying to defend this guy...even if he`d done the "inverted 360" he`d have missed the ramp. And he deliberately bailed by the looks of it otherwise he would have had the seat of his bike shoved up his ass. And safety checks are not for pussies, who`d risk two broken legs for the sake of a few calculations? The guy was obviously a fool, I mean if he really had completed his trick and landed on the other ramp I bet with his forward momentum meeting the sudden backward force of the ramp speeding off behind him would have made him fall off. I`m no physics whizz but if he wasn`t going to answer to gravity he was gonna have to answer to inertia, it was a dumb idea and has the expected outcome.
  87. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    August 15, 2006 at 11:25 am
    after they get in the air the van should stop
  88. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    SHOULD MAKE A ``RAMP BUS`` BETTER. OR PROBABLY COMPENSATE FOR THE SPEED OF THE VAN BY SLOPING THE RAMP OUTWARDS SE HE GETS SENT TO THE FRONT OF THE VAN SO WHEN THE VAN GETS TO THE AREA HE`S GONNA LAND IN, THE VAN HAS ALREADY MOVED INTO POSITION SO HE LANDS IN THE REAR RAMP.
    IT`S REALLY PHYSICS 101. I DON`T THINK HE PLANNED IT WELL. HE GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD AIR TIME THOUGH. HE SHOULD TRY IT AGAIN BUT COMPENSATE FOR THE MOVING PARTS. IF HE SURVIVED...
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    xbox011190 Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2006 at 11:59 pm
    holy crap that hurt my anckle
  90. Profile photo of MustangSusie
    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    That shark and helicopper phot is PHOTOSHOPPED I saw it in a mag! Sorry FIGGY!
  91. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2006 at 11:04 pm
    Physics is the judge jury and excecutioner.

    Judge: You`re being a dumbass

    Jury: It votes that you`re guilty

    and well you know the last part

  92. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2006 at 4:04 am
    Terrible Icky PAIN!!!! :-O
  93. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2006 at 4:05 am
    But I`ll admit to being impressed by all the air he got. No way could I try something like that.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    ...Idiot.

    *Points and laughs.*

    Or, like my friend, Ashley, said, "Stupid gravity!"

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    vancityangel Female 18-29
    44 posts
    November 17, 2006 at 5:12 am
    ouch

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