Ramp Van

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Sports
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This just has bad idea written all over it.
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Female 44
ouch
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Female 4,028
...Idiot.

*Points and laughs.*

Or, like my friend, Ashley, said, "Stupid gravity!"

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Male 4,246
But I`ll admit to being impressed by all the air he got. No way could I try something like that.
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Male 4,246
Terrible Icky PAIN!!!! :-O
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Male 994
Physics is the judge jury and excecutioner.

Judge: You`re being a dumbass

Jury: It votes that you`re guilty

and well you know the last part

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Female 281
That shark and helicopper phot is PHOTOSHOPPED I saw it in a mag! Sorry FIGGY!
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Male 140
holy crap that hurt my anckle
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Male 2,781
SHOULD MAKE A ``RAMP BUS`` BETTER. OR PROBABLY COMPENSATE FOR THE SPEED OF THE VAN BY SLOPING THE RAMP OUTWARDS SE HE GETS SENT TO THE FRONT OF THE VAN SO WHEN THE VAN GETS TO THE AREA HE`S GONNA LAND IN, THE VAN HAS ALREADY MOVED INTO POSITION SO HE LANDS IN THE REAR RAMP.
IT`S REALLY PHYSICS 101. I DON`T THINK HE PLANNED IT WELL. HE GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD AIR TIME THOUGH. HE SHOULD TRY IT AGAIN BUT COMPENSATE FOR THE MOVING PARTS. IF HE SURVIVED...
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Female 552
after they get in the air the van should stop
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Male 300
bmxDude you are a fool for trying to defend this guy...even if he`d done the "inverted 360" he`d have missed the ramp. And he deliberately bailed by the looks of it otherwise he would have had the seat of his bike shoved up his ass. And safety checks are not for pussies, who`d risk two broken legs for the sake of a few calculations? The guy was obviously a fool, I mean if he really had completed his trick and landed on the other ramp I bet with his forward momentum meeting the sudden backward force of the ramp speeding off behind him would have made him fall off. I`m no physics whizz but if he wasn`t going to answer to gravity he was gonna have to answer to inertia, it was a dumb idea and has the expected outcome.
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Male 547
If the van this... if the ramp that...if the driver this.....overall the outcome was obvious...and i might be a dumbazz sitting here on the computer at work, but at least i have two intact leg bones...
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Male 62
ryan, yes, they test the bikes and such, but they dont work out whether or not its perfectly aligned or anything. why would going straight up curve him to the side? he was trying an inverted 360. if the van had gone slower then he could have rolled forward and landed on the slope, had he not fallen off anyway. if the ramp had more of an angle, then he would have done the same thing, as he would fly WAY too far over the van.
basically, everyone here doesnt realise his goal:
hit the vans ramp, go up and 360 (for all you twats, that`s a whole rotation), reach the peak of his height and roll forward so he is pointing DOWN, and if the van had gone the right speed, he would land perfectly on the landing ramp.
dicks
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Male 4
wow that dude was so high
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Female 961
hrm, they should try again. =)
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Male 254
"how the hell was he ignorin grtavity? dyu think hed planned to go flying on and on forever and never come back or what? its just that he didnt go up the von in a straight line and he got his conter of gravity complety wrong, but otherwise..."


Theres more to gravity then stuff falling back to earth non-nice individual, read up on the laws of gravity.

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Male 2,486
bmxDude, i`m going to laugh when you break your neck one day.

"pussy poo" as in safe testing? Yeah? All the professional MX, BMX, Skaters, every sport like that goes through extensive testing before skating in a competition.

He`s an idiot for not realizing that if he goes streight up, he`s only gonna curve to the side or stay going streight up, if that ramp had more of a angel at the top he would have made it. Physics and gravity are definatly teh win, killing idiots since forever.

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Male 373
hes retarded, or the van driver was supposed to brake...
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Male 319
sweeet
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Male 376
Ha HA... dumb ass...
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Female 25
that would be so cool... besides the part with the asphalt and laws of gravity
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Male 28
This kid is no Bam Margera
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Male 39
awesome not aewsome
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Male 39
That was funny!! Go gravity and the aewsome power of stupidity!
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Male 731
that retard deserved a sorry ass for the next few weeks
looks like somebody never heard of gravity?
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Male 62
zirak, he`s fine now, it wasnt that bad a fall anyway. seen much worse before.
and vonline, he tried it again and 360`ed it in the end.
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Male 136
exactly mobrule, my thoughts too.
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Male 67
kool thats me in the background!!!!!!!!!11
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Male 278
sooo because he didnt land the jump, hes a loser and stupid.......when you all know if he did land it, you would of been like wooooooow that was fuc*ing awesome....hes fuc*ing awesome!
fools
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Female 205
id try it
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Male 761
that deserves him right for dissing gravitys mum !!!!!!!
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Male 555
with a ramp moving that fast, of course you`re going to go straight up... but i have to give the guy credit for having the balls to attempt it
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Male 136
and* >.<
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Male 136
tainteddeity, its not that he went too high, its that the van went too fast. At a slower speed this jump is landable is badass. Hell yeah for people with some balls.
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Male 2,057
he would`ve made it if he didnt trick
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Female 419
It serves him right for being an idiot lol
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Male 223
is he dead/paralized? wat?
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Male 552
What`s the fun in life if you never do anything stupid?
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Male 578
Nobody likes a quitter.
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Female 327
ouch......well that`s what happens when you do stupid things...looked like it hurt.
A lot. Poor guy
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Male 919
Dumbass who really though it would haved worked...
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Male 332
Its a funny idea and pretty cool but it just didnt work out. For the people who were saying its stupid that somewhat true but atleast he had the guts to do something instead of you peoplw who sit at home and what the video.
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Male 1,237
haha, sweet.
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Male 314
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Male 53
OLD!

but yah its pretty stupid

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Male 598
wow, that man looked like he broke both legs, and got a major headache. He should try jumping straight next time, not to the left like a moron
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Male 43
maybe he should`ve tried a longer van. Also maybe he can convince Geico to cover BMX insurance. I agree that this wasn`t planned as well as could be, but then atleast he was wearing his protective gear. I propose that all "X-treme" athletes be given students majoring in physics, then not only would these guys be hurt less, but then physics students might start getting the popularity they deserve, or at the very least get some of the groupie chicks.
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Male 733
dumass...
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Female 74
Holy sh*t, that has gotta hurt. Hey, but it was cool.
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Female 1,596
What goes up, must ALWAYS come down.
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Male 2,720
and maybe the "Ramp Van" driver went too fast.

I guess they should`ve had a Fluffy Pillow Van, or a Trampoline Van, right behind it.

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Male 167
-Looks painfully (but also funny because if you`re stupic enough to ignore gravity and basic physics, than this is what can happen)-


how the hell was he ignorin grtavity? dyu think hed planned to go flying on and on forever and never come back or what? its just that he didnt go up the von in a straight line and he got his conter of gravity complety wrong, but otherwise...
how about lol

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Male 27
i dont think that is acually travis pastrana i think its just one of the many people who come to his compound because he has a bmx, mx, and mx foam pit there
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Male 62
tainteddeity, the point in the ramp being vertical at the top is so he doesnt go too far, and the reason he went so high, thats because when the van is moving, he stays where he is, and lands on the landing ramp on the back.
just coz he`s pro doesnt mean to say he`s perfect, think of some other dude who`s pro at something, they`re bound to fxck up sometime.
he wasnt facing straight down as he was trying an inverted 360.
and yes, riding straight into the front is really what bmx is all about...
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Male 26
my hero !!! thats a way (aha-aha) i like it !!!!11111oneoneone
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Male 448
Travis Pastrana isn`t really a "dumb kid". He has won many X-Game titles and this year landed the first double backflip in the Motocross Best Trick Competition. And on this stunt what he was trying to accomplish was suicide. Dont you people know anything.
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Male 448
Travis Pastrana is a freakin phsyco.
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Female 1,007
Oh God.
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Female 873
Wow tht looked real painful at the end!!
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Male 210
this one was way cooler than that dude that jumped over the grand canyon!
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Male 374
Im going out to try that with my board and a lorry:-)
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Female 281
I wonder when they`ll have a show about greatest or worst BMX and MX crashes (if they already don`t) There is plenty of em to go around on video...oh.. and I respect and understand how talented the pros are.. that crap takes skill but this kid just made himself look like a joke
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Female 281
Wow... this wasn`t too bright. Somebody has to provide entertainment though so he seems like the one to do it.
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Female 32
I hope that guys ok! Maybe he should have calculated where he might have fell more...placed some bubble wrap on the street or something...
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Female 799
Haha, he deserves to get hurt.
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Female 286
Hahaha looks he`s broken a leg or two.
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Male 1,478
what a pillock. if he died, i wouldn`t mind. anyone who is that stupid deserves whatever they get.
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Male 403
stupid kids, how do you expect to land on a moving ramp? dumb ass... and to you all too
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Male 1,385
OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Male 2,372
How`re your knees?
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Male 848
Hey, BMX dude, if he likes the risk why did he put a rmp there at all, should have gone right into the front and see if he survives then.

Now that`s risk.

Surely if he was Pro, he wouldn`t have drated that up so royally either?
That first ramp was vertical at the top, hence why he went too high, and he wasn`t facing straight on to the van.

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Male 469
It sounded like an fun idea. Maybe if they put a matress on the back of the van...
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Male 62
oh ye, and i`ve seen this many a time before. tis old
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Male 62
travis pastrana does mx, not bmx:-/
all you wankers who think hes a dick for trying it, maybe he wants to actually have fun doing something instead being a wanker a surfing the net all day. and beternal, seeing as he`s pro anyway, he doesnt do all the pussy shxt like testing to see if he would clear it before trying to 360 it. anyone who thinks he should work out if he`d clear it or not doesnt know what the fun in bmx is, most of the fun is the risk, twats.
ranting over.
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Female 546
What morons.
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Male 2,586
why couldn`t he have just done a simple jump over it before trying all that spin crap?! The result proves i`m right :-)

put a bed of nails, a shark infested lake and a ring of fire there and then i`ll be impressed :-D

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Male 136
Thats pretty cool, and it actually could have worked. Its worth a second attempt. =)
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Male 75
Looks painfully (but also funny because if you`re stupic enough to ignore gravity and basic physics, than this is what can happen)
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Male 645
Idiot deserved it.
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Male 289
*sigh* Coulda been great.
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Male 137
haha, OWN3D!
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Male 66
it wasnt too bad of an idea, they just didnt work it out properly.
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Female 151
gravity sucks
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Male 224
there was a point where he kneed his own forehead. Learn to live with physics retard
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Male 66
sweet keep em comin
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Female 1,972
^^^I totally agree, I call it "gan-genuity".
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Male 410
Wow sounds like an idea that woukld be proposed when they were high!
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Male 1,550
stupid gravity!
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Male 1,343
and i dont mean `weaker than average` bones, just bones in general.
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Male 458
They should`ve payed more attention in science class.
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Male 1,343
physics doesnt suck!!!

PHYSICS OWNS YOU ALL!!!

its weak bones, high altitude, and asphalt that suck.

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Male 148
hmmm gravity works....
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Male 379
extremly stupid.but at least its a new link
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Male 236
^ yea.
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Female 316
Physics sucks.
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Male 10,115
Link: Ramp Van [Rate Link] - This just has bad idea written all over it.
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