Poor Baby

Submitted by: floppery 11 years ago in Funny

What happens when a young child, a baby, and a marker are alone.
There are 107 comments:
Female 58
awww poor thing.

At least it wasn`t as bad as the time when i colored my ferret`s stomache pink with a blow marker.:-(lol

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Female 16
Thats creul and... oh my god!is there marker in it`s eye!? If I were the baby Id pull out a gun and shoot that kid in the face. also notice how the kid is natzi lookin` ? he`s all smilin and holdin up the marker like he`s PROUD!? It`s still sorta funny though.poor baby.... when it gets older if it sees that, the babys gonna be ANGRY! Also if I were the kids parent I would make it wash the baby,I would ground it, and then I would.... well its only a kid....so I probably wouldnt beat it cuz then ID be the heartless cruel one. i know! I would color on the kids face and see how the kid liked it!}-) :>
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Male 967
Dumb-a$$ed people shouldn`t have children! I`d have beaten the parents bloody.
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Male 63
Wow I wish I could do that when i was young
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Male 1,478
*Yawn* seen it before. it wasn`t funny then, and it isn`t funny now.
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Female 297
its not just toddlers though. on school camps we used to write shyt all over each others faces while their asleep on the bus or whatever and see how long until they noticed (or the teachers mentioned it)it was great fun. the best was when we got into one of the guys with makeup and took a photo. wouldn`t do it to a baby though, but goes to show, you never grow up.
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Male 18
your baby`s got marker pen allover their face and probably in their eyes, but the first thing you do is take a picture
haha
drating idiots
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Male 518
I`d bring in the whacking spoon on that girl
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Female 413
Wilsgirl - "I`m also willing to bet that photo was taken in a trailer"

You don`t get slab flooring and doorframes in a trailer dumbass.

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Female 706
Whoever is saying that this is cruelty and neglect and they need to call CPS, you`re a dumbass. I`m sure we need to rampage around the country, ripping children away from parents that are not watching their children EVERY. SINGLE. SECOND. OF. THEIR. LIVES. Honestly, do you think that any of you could honestly watch a two year old every single second? If a person is a bad parent because a toddler does something messy, then NO ONE would be allowed to have kids.
Honestly, child protective services? How about we all ignore the children that are getting their faces beaten in by their alcoholic fathers, and pay attention to the HORRORS of toddlers with markers!
The baby is fine, quit acting like everything under the sun is going to kill it.
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Female 77
Yeah, and when the mom/dad walks in the room and sees that their first thought is "WHAT A GREAT PICTURE!" not cleaning the baby up and making punish the other kid.
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Male 70
Hahah. I would think up some witty thing to say, but I`m no good at it. That picture stands alone.
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Female 13
I did that once
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Female 39
hehehehehe never give a young kid a marker anyway!!!!!!!! :-D
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Female 13
haha. happened 2 me the other day and i`m 12, my brothers 15 and he did it 2 me :( lol we were having people round the same day and i couldnt get it off. i also have freckles so my brother plays dot 2 dot on my face 2 :( wot a hard life i have i get bullied all the time by my bro like gettin pushed down the toilet lol. o well still a funny pic
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Female 318
lmao thats funny but its gonna suck getting all that marker off lol
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Male 391
freakyppl- that`s why dad shoulda used condoms on that one night....
oh, and ass/holes=non-nice individuals
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Female 23
Cool. Too bad that if I`d done that to either of my siblings, I probably wouldn`t be here now.
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Male 1,066
LOLZ
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Male 39
thats cruel yet funny:)
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Female 21
hahaha thats soooo funny
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Male 81
haha, id kick the brats ass
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Female 60
got to wash his face relly good
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Female 411
the baby looks like something out of a horror movie or resident evil. god, that game gave me nightmares
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Male 1,550
old
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Male 51
It`s good to see this pic again on the net. I originally sent it to ShackNews on 1/15/03 (still have the original in my sent items). A co-worker was sent this by her father who is a friend of the parents. She emailed it to me and I uploaded it to Shacknews. Mom was out at the time and dad was supposed to be watching the 2 girls. I guess he didn`t keep track. Of course, if your a parent you know it doesn`t take long. And what is dads 1st thougth? Take a pic. What`s really funny is about 6 months after sending the pic to the net my co-worker gets an email from a friend in Japan with this pic attached saying "check it out". A couple of months later I`m at a client`s site and someone there has it as his desktop wallpaper! I was amazed at how far this thing spread! The really funny thing is the reaction of people to it. If your a guy you laugh your a** off. Every woman I`ve shown this to has the same reaction "the poor baby`s eyes".
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Female 2,552
This should be a horror film.
Ya` know, those parents should be more consernd about poisoning and cleaning him off then taking pictures.
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Male 198
Somebody smack that toddler. Hell, somebody smack both those kids, cause they`re gonna grow up to be buttholes anyway.
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Male 876
OWN3D!!!!!!!! Here is a tip: if you leave a baby and a kid with a marker, it`s not as bad as leaving a kid and a baby with a butcher knife.
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Male 4,393
nooooooooooooooo not the baby :)!!!!!!!!!
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Female 6
Evil girl.
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Male 2,372
Ha ha! I thought the photo was funny, but I thought the comments were even funnier about CPS, neglect, cruelty, etc.

I would just LOVE to live in a country where child welfare services would beat down the door and put your child in a state run orphanage because of "magic marker to the face."

I love it when people`s self-righteous indignation makes fools of themselves.

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Female 7
They have those tear stopping soap things...geez, half of you aren`t even parents and don`t see that when you walk away from a toddler for even one minute-crap can happen. I`m sure you guys were little brats for your parents when they walked away to go to the bathroom or get you your favortie toy. Tsk, tsk.
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Female 1
Not funny. The poor baby could have lost an eye or gotten permanent eye damage from the marker. Even if there was no damage, I`m sure the ink stings. And soap had to be used - how much would you laugh if you had your eyes washed out with soap? As someone else said, CPS would be all over that around here. Some people do not deserve children. I`m also willing to bet that photo was taken in a trailer.
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Female 857
pwnt.
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Male 374
slaine shut the drat up
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Female 799
Ew, poor baby.
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Female 42
I hope thats not a permanent marker!! :O Poor Baby!
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Female 141
This is what happens when i am allowed a pen, i end up drawing on my hand/leg *sobs* its not my fault
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Male 2,781
HEY HE HAD HIS SHOES OFF!!!
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Female 1,596
OWNED

lol.

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Male 292
Why? but it wasn`t as bad as thatliving room one... that one almost scared me out of having kids.
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Female 552
this is sooo old
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Male 69
That stinks for the baby, prolly had the marker in her eye more than once.
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Female 3
aww i feel bad for the baby
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Male 663
eww... the drawn up baby reminds me of one of those dried up mummies. ew.
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Male 265
Looks like someone shat on his face.
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Female 142
Thats so sad!!!
Not quite as sad as at that age my sister gave me the worst haircut of my life...
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Female 19
Haha, she`s an artist.
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Female 329
oh that looks like it must have hurt the baby`s eyes.
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Male 114
Anyone else notice that the kid holding the pen looks like he is saying "Victory!"? Maybe he was feeling a little attention-deprived.
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Female 797
TEE HEE HEE
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Female 1,426
haha reminds me of one of the pictures of you got own3d
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Female 45
i`m the kid on the left

my sis is on the right. no wonder she hates me... i draw on her face all the time wOOt!

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Female 221
Poor kid. That will be an embarassing picture to look back on. I would have taken a picture too. The kid didn`t know any better.
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Male 1,030
neglect
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Female 340
I don`t think thats very funny at all.
I know, toddlers will be toddlers such and so forth, but that is still cruel.
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Female 87
How do you know they were left completely alone? maybe the mom or something waled away for a second to sdo somehting and the kid got into something. Outrageous thought, I know but little kids dont ust sit around all day.
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Female 172
omglmfao >_< hahaha! poor baby tho..
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Male 1,014
Thweeps, you`re a moron. According to the IAB bylaws, it doesn`t count as a first (or second) post unless you actually POST something about the LINK. Otherwise everyone`s just going to hate you.
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Male 29
Mom must be shooting up in the next room
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Male 889
meh..
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Male 356
I have found Piccasso`s reincarnation. Woot.
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Male 77
poor kid
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Male 77
the baby looks like the child beat the S*H*I*T* out of him.
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Female 413
Slaine,it`s a shame they didn`t leave you out to cover your face with marker pens. Or a pair of scissors.
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Female 811
"Hello, social services..."
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Female 665
i honestly dont think that`s funny. what if that`s a sharpie or something? babies should not be haing ink ontheir skin. at least imo. what if that kid poked the baby`s eye out?
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Female 395
slaine- You must have no idea how tiring toddlers can be. They probably weren`t left alone for more than 1 or 2 minutes. The mom probably went to the bathroom and told the dad to watch them and the dad continued to watch tv. (sorry i`m in a sexist mood) But still. Harmless fun. Yes. They could have had an eye poked out. But they didn`t so its all right. Hell. Mom could have been right by the kid and washing the dishes with her back turned. Kids are made to be messy. I love kids. They`re awesome. Because who else is going to mark up your little baby and make funny pictures for you to take?
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Male 43
The poor little baby, but i feel more sorry for the kid that had the marker coz he is gonna get such a slappin!
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Male 904
samemo - c - u - n... I wont finish it.

This pic has been knocking about the net for ages, but i piss myself every time I see it. ^ I realise there could`ve been much worse consequenses, but on face value this is great!!!

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Female 66
toddler and baby left alone long enough for that to happen, and the parent takes a picture. That is enough evidence for neglect, around here, the child care services would be pounding down the door. I can`t believe they would post that and show what dweebs they are. That could have been a pencil in the babies eye or worse. The little hellions can`t be trusted for 30 seconds alone.
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Male 2,057
PWNED!!!1!!!
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Male 401
None of them... Idiots mean persons
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Male 401
Bitch*
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Male 401
Which words make it say non-nice individual?

This is just a test; Bith Ass Poo drater

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Male 266
lol
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Male 189
that pic is soo old
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Male 2,586
That`s one irresponsible mother! - What would have happened if that kid poked it in that baby`s eye?!

still ammusing though

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Female 1,412
non-nice individuals ha ha nice.. seriously though people swear on here all the time i dont think most people care.
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Male 2,567
NOOOO
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Female 87
ha, almost as bad as when my sis put toothpaste on my face while I was sleeping, man that sh*t was tough to get off.
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Female 401
thats stupid
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Male 761
haha, the baby should pull out a magnum and shoot the drater
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Male 17
but seriously id smack that kid in his face
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Male 17
hah non-nice individuals
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Male 78
you moron...
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Male 391
non-nice indivuduals? damn i hate the censors...
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Male 391
that`s really sad. What kinda parents are these? the kinda parents who leave paint out for the little brats when they`re alone. and why should these parents leave thes little kids alone at the firstplace? yes i know. a ton of little kids are non-nice individuals, but really.... this is rediculous
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Female 1,972
Well, at least they didn`t leave the scissors out. I gave my little brother a haircut & got the white beaten off of me.
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Female 2,144
Shut Up ^ Seriously.
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Male 1,354
That is older than your granpa`s peestained golfpants
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Female 420
ah jeeze...another thing to add to my birth control list
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Male 410
One of the funnier things I ve seen. Is that a permanent marker?
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Male 45
lmfao.

is it bad that i find that hilarious? my brother coloured on me with a marker when we were younger... funny pictures of that..

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Female 1,382
I think that`s been through P-------p, well at least I hope so.
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Male 119
looks the same as when someone passes out at a frat party
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Female 1,211
aww that is so sad!!
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Male 803
I`d smack that little brat on the head and send him to his room
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Male 2,958
I have that saved as an `owned` picure on my pc. Trying to wash that baby afterwards would suck.
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Male 587
LMFAO
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Female 4
Those are MY kids D:

Okay, so maybe they aren`t, but still.

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Female 582
oh my god, poor baby, at least its not deadly
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Male 18
2nd post woot
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Male 379
*my*
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Male 379
thats fuc*ed up.cruel in so many ways.but im laughing ass of
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Female 701
Link: Poor Baby [Rate Link] - What happens when a young child, a baby, and a marker are alone.
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