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Date: 08/10/06 02:33 AM

107 Responses to Poor Baby

  1. Profile photo of floppery
    floppery Female 13-17
    701 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 1:32 am
    Link: Poor Baby - What happens when a young child, a baby, and a marker are alone.
  2. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:35 am
    thats fuc*ed up.cruel in so many ways.but im laughing ass of
  3. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:35 am
    *my*
  4. Profile photo of Thweeps
    Thweeps Male 30-39
    18 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:37 am
    2nd post woot
  5. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:38 am
    oh my god, poor baby, at least its not deadly
  6. Profile photo of Shandie
    Shandie Female 13-17
    4 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:38 am
    Those are MY kids D:

    Okay, so maybe they aren`t, but still.

  7. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:39 am
    LMFAO
  8. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:41 am
    I have that saved as an `owned` picure on my pc. Trying to wash that baby afterwards would suck.
  9. Profile photo of CheeseCar
    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:49 am
    I`d smack that little brat on the head and send him to his room
  10. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:50 am
    aww that is so sad!!
  11. Profile photo of ScrtNinja
    ScrtNinja Male 18-29
    119 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:05 am
    looks the same as when someone passes out at a frat party
  12. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:06 am
    I think that`s been through P-------p, well at least I hope so.
  13. Profile photo of yo_mister
    yo_mister Male 13-17
    45 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:09 am
    lmfao.

    is it bad that i find that hilarious? my brother coloured on me with a marker when we were younger... funny pictures of that..

  14. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:15 am
    One of the funnier things I ve seen. Is that a permanent marker?
  15. Profile photo of Viktorija
    Viktorija Female 18-29
    420 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:15 am
    ah jeeze...another thing to add to my birth control list
  16. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:16 am
    That is older than your granpa`s peestained golfpants
  17. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:26 am
    Shut Up ^ Seriously.
  18. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:36 am
    Well, at least they didn`t leave the scissors out. I gave my little brother a haircut & got the white beaten off of me.
  19. Profile photo of slaine
    slaine Male 13-17
    391 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:02 am
    that`s really sad. What kinda parents are these? the kinda parents who leave paint out for the little brats when they`re alone. and why should these parents leave thes little kids alone at the firstplace? yes i know. a ton of little kids are non-nice individuals, but really.... this is rediculous
  20. Profile photo of slaine
    slaine Male 13-17
    391 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:03 am
    non-nice indivuduals? damn i hate the censors...
  21. Profile photo of bury_me
    bury_me Male 13-17
    79 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:05 am
    you moron...
  22. Profile photo of Megatroid17
    Megatroid17 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:13 am
    hah non-nice individuals
  23. Profile photo of Megatroid17
    Megatroid17 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:13 am
    but seriously id smack that kid in his face
  24. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:34 am
    haha, the baby should pull out a magnum and shoot the drater
  25. Profile photo of engruls06
    engruls06 Female 18-29
    401 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:38 am
    thats stupid
  26. Profile photo of twitch43
    twitch43 Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:44 am
    ha, almost as bad as when my sis put toothpaste on my face while I was sleeping, man that sh*t was tough to get off.
  27. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:48 am
    NOOOO
  28. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:57 am
    non-nice individuals ha ha nice.. seriously though people swear on here all the time i dont think most people care.
  29. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 5:18 am
    That`s one irresponsible mother! - What would have happened if that kid poked it in that baby`s eye?!

    still ammusing though

  30. Profile photo of deadlytom92
    deadlytom92 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 5:49 am
    that pic is soo old
  31. Profile photo of pudsey123
    pudsey123 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 6:05 am
    lol
  32. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
    401 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 6:10 am
    Which words make it say non-nice individual?

    This is just a test; Bith Ass Poo drater

  33. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
    401 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 6:10 am
    Bitch*
  34. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
    401 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 6:11 am
    None of them... Idiots mean persons
  35. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 6:21 am
    PWNED!!!1!!!
  36. Profile photo of laura092
    laura092 Female 60-69
    66 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 6:28 am
    toddler and baby left alone long enough for that to happen, and the parent takes a picture. That is enough evidence for neglect, around here, the child care services would be pounding down the door. I can`t believe they would post that and show what dweebs they are. That could have been a pencil in the babies eye or worse. The little hellions can`t be trusted for 30 seconds alone.
  37. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 7:26 am
    samemo - c - u - n... I wont finish it.

    This pic has been knocking about the net for ages, but i piss myself every time I see it. ^ I realise there could`ve been much worse consequenses, but on face value this is great!!!

  38. Profile photo of Senn
    Senn Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 7:27 am
    The poor little baby, but i feel more sorry for the kid that had the marker coz he is gonna get such a slappin!
  39. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:18 am
    slaine- You must have no idea how tiring toddlers can be. They probably weren`t left alone for more than 1 or 2 minutes. The mom probably went to the bathroom and told the dad to watch them and the dad continued to watch tv. (sorry i`m in a sexist mood) But still. Harmless fun. Yes. They could have had an eye poked out. But they didn`t so its all right. Hell. Mom could have been right by the kid and washing the dishes with her back turned. Kids are made to be messy. I love kids. They`re awesome. Because who else is going to mark up your little baby and make funny pictures for you to take?
  40. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    666 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:24 am
    i honestly dont think that`s funny. what if that`s a sharpie or something? babies should not be haing ink ontheir skin. at least imo. what if that kid poked the baby`s eye out?
  41. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:40 am
    "Hello, social services..."
  42. Profile photo of xXkimXx
    xXkimXx Female 18-29
    415 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:57 am
    Slaine,it`s a shame they didn`t leave you out to cover your face with marker pens. Or a pair of scissors.
  43. Profile photo of KoRn_Rock9
    KoRn_Rock9 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 9:02 am
    the baby looks like the child beat the S*H*I*T* out of him.
  44. Profile photo of KoRn_Rock9
    KoRn_Rock9 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 9:03 am
    poor kid
  45. Profile photo of stereotypic
    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 9:20 am
    I have found Piccasso`s reincarnation. Woot.
  46. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 9:50 am
    meh..
  47. Profile photo of YanksRool
    YanksRool Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 9:57 am
    Mom must be shooting up in the next room
  48. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 9:58 am
    Thweeps, you`re a moron. According to the IAB bylaws, it doesn`t count as a first (or second) post unless you actually POST something about the LINK. Otherwise everyone`s just going to hate you.
  49. Profile photo of IrishRose12
    IrishRose12 Female 18-29
    172 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 10:10 am
    omglmfao >_< hahaha! poor baby tho..
  50. Profile photo of Flame00091
    Flame00091 Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 10:10 am
    How do you know they were left completely alone? maybe the mom or something waled away for a second to sdo somehting and the kid got into something. Outrageous thought, I know but little kids dont ust sit around all day.
  51. Profile photo of Moodyblues
    Moodyblues Female 18-29
    340 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 10:59 am
    I don`t think thats very funny at all.
    I know, toddlers will be toddlers such and so forth, but that is still cruel.
  52. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 11:26 am
    neglect
  53. Profile photo of EdwinMango
    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 11:32 am
    Poor kid. That will be an embarassing picture to look back on. I would have taken a picture too. The kid didn`t know any better.
  54. Profile photo of IAMMIZ
    IAMMIZ Female 13-17
    45 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 11:32 am
    i`m the kid on the left

    my sis is on the right. no wonder she hates me... i draw on her face all the time wOOt!

  55. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 11:42 am
    haha reminds me of one of the pictures of you got own3d
  56. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 11:45 am
    TEE HEE HEE
  57. Profile photo of Eternally
    Eternally Male 13-17
    114 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    Anyone else notice that the kid holding the pen looks like he is saying "Victory!"? Maybe he was feeling a little attention-deprived.
  58. Profile photo of firebird37
    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    oh that looks like it must have hurt the baby`s eyes.
  59. Profile photo of Safferdragon
    Safferdragon Female 30-39
    19 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    Haha, she`s an artist.
  60. Profile photo of KillRomance3
    KillRomance3 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 12:47 pm
    Thats so sad!!!
    Not quite as sad as at that age my sister gave me the worst haircut of my life...
  61. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    Looks like someone shat on his face.
  62. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 1:18 pm
    eww... the drawn up baby reminds me of one of those dried up mummies. ew.
  63. Profile photo of timmer_010
    timmer_010 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    aww i feel bad for the baby
  64. Profile photo of bdiddy307
    bdiddy307 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 1:45 pm
    That stinks for the baby, prolly had the marker in her eye more than once.
  65. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 1:59 pm
    this is sooo old
  66. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:18 pm
    Why? but it wasn`t as bad as thatliving room one... that one almost scared me out of having kids.
  67. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    OWNED

    lol.

  68. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    HEY HE HAD HIS SHOES OFF!!!
  69. Profile photo of 3R1N
    3R1N Female 13-17
    141 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    This is what happens when i am allowed a pen, i end up drawing on my hand/leg *sobs* its not my fault
  70. Profile photo of XxLeDuhxX
    XxLeDuhxX Female 13-17
    42 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    I hope thats not a permanent marker!! :O Poor Baby!
  71. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:13 pm
    Ew, poor baby.
  72. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:15 pm
    slaine shut the drat up
  73. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:48 pm
    pwnt.
  74. Profile photo of wilsgirl
    wilsgirl Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 10, 2006 at 5:29 pm
    Not funny. The poor baby could have lost an eye or gotten permanent eye damage from the marker. Even if there was no damage, I`m sure the ink stings. And soap had to be used - how much would you laugh if you had your eyes washed out with soap? As someone else said, CPS would be all over that around here. Some people do not deserve children. I`m also willing to bet that photo was taken in a trailer.
  75. Profile photo of liz13137
    liz13137 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    They have those tear stopping soap things...geez, half of you aren`t even parents and don`t see that when you walk away from a toddler for even one minute-crap can happen. I`m sure you guys were little brats for your parents when they walked away to go to the bathroom or get you your favortie toy. Tsk, tsk.
  76. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 7:27 pm
    Ha ha! I thought the photo was funny, but I thought the comments were even funnier about CPS, neglect, cruelty, etc.

    I would just LOVE to live in a country where child welfare services would beat down the door and put your child in a state run orphanage because of "magic marker to the face."

    I love it when people`s self-righteous indignation makes fools of themselves.

  77. Profile photo of pieindasky
    pieindasky Female 13-17
    6 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 7:40 pm
    Evil girl.
  78. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    nooooooooooooooo not the baby :)!!!!!!!!!
  79. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:03 pm
    OWN3D!!!!!!!! Here is a tip: if you leave a baby and a kid with a marker, it`s not as bad as leaving a kid and a baby with a butcher knife.
  80. Profile photo of Baphomet73
    Baphomet73 Male 30-39
    198 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    Somebody smack that toddler. Hell, somebody smack both those kids, cause they`re gonna grow up to be buttholes anyway.
  81. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:37 pm
    This should be a horror film.
    Ya` know, those parents should be more consernd about poisoning and cleaning him off then taking pictures.
  82. Profile photo of mcsedad
    mcsedad Male 40-49
    51 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:37 pm
    It`s good to see this pic again on the net. I originally sent it to ShackNews on 1/15/03 (still have the original in my sent items). A co-worker was sent this by her father who is a friend of the parents. She emailed it to me and I uploaded it to Shacknews. Mom was out at the time and dad was supposed to be watching the 2 girls. I guess he didn`t keep track. Of course, if your a parent you know it doesn`t take long. And what is dads 1st thougth? Take a pic. What`s really funny is about 6 months after sending the pic to the net my co-worker gets an email from a friend in Japan with this pic attached saying "check it out". A couple of months later I`m at a client`s site and someone there has it as his desktop wallpaper! I was amazed at how far this thing spread! The really funny thing is the reaction of people to it. If your a guy you laugh your a** off. Every woman I`ve shown this to has the same reaction "the poor baby`s eyes".
  83. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:58 pm
    old
  84. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 9:41 pm
    the baby looks like something out of a horror movie or resident evil. god, that game gave me nightmares
  85. Profile photo of 1492lost
    1492lost Female 13-17
    60 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 9:56 pm
    got to wash his face relly good
  86. Profile photo of oo_steve_oo
    oo_steve_oo Male 13-17
    81 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 11:10 pm
    haha, id kick the brats ass
  87. Profile photo of becca1402
    becca1402 Female 18-29
    21 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 11:50 pm
    hahaha thats soooo funny
  88. Profile photo of AnitBoredNow
    AnitBoredNow Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 12:31 am
    thats cruel yet funny:)
  89. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 12:41 am
    LOLZ
  90. Profile photo of DarkThoughts
    DarkThoughts Female 18-29
    23 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 12:46 am
    Cool. Too bad that if I`d done that to either of my siblings, I probably wouldn`t be here now.
  91. Profile photo of slaine
    slaine Male 13-17
    391 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 1:48 am
    freakyppl- that`s why dad shoulda used condoms on that one night....
    oh, and ass/holes=non-nice individuals
  92. Profile photo of Kalishpa
    Kalishpa Female 18-29
    318 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 3:04 am
    lmao thats funny but its gonna suck getting all that marker off lol
  93. Profile photo of dark-meg-xo
    dark-meg-xo Female 13-17
    13 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 8:01 am
    haha. happened 2 me the other day and i`m 12, my brothers 15 and he did it 2 me :( lol we were having people round the same day and i couldnt get it off. i also have freckles so my brother plays dot 2 dot on my face 2 :( wot a hard life i have i get bullied all the time by my bro like gettin pushed down the toilet lol. o well still a funny pic
  94. Profile photo of Vixterness
    Vixterness Female 13-17
    39 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 12:24 pm
    hehehehehe never give a young kid a marker anyway!!!!!!!! :-D
  95. Profile photo of tieduptight
    tieduptight Female 13-17
    13 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    I did that once
  96. Profile photo of thedoor92
    thedoor92 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    Hahah. I would think up some witty thing to say, but I`m no good at it. That picture stands alone.
  97. Profile photo of dsrdrdchs
    dsrdrdchs Female 18-29
    77 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 3:52 pm
    Yeah, and when the mom/dad walks in the room and sees that their first thought is "WHAT A GREAT PICTURE!" not cleaning the baby up and making punish the other kid.
  98. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    Whoever is saying that this is cruelty and neglect and they need to call CPS, you`re a dumbass. I`m sure we need to rampage around the country, ripping children away from parents that are not watching their children EVERY. SINGLE. SECOND. OF. THEIR. LIVES. Honestly, do you think that any of you could honestly watch a two year old every single second? If a person is a bad parent because a toddler does something messy, then NO ONE would be allowed to have kids.
    Honestly, child protective services? How about we all ignore the children that are getting their faces beaten in by their alcoholic fathers, and pay attention to the HORRORS of toddlers with markers!
    The baby is fine, quit acting like everything under the sun is going to kill it.
  99. Profile photo of xXkimXx
    xXkimXx Female 18-29
    415 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    Wilsgirl - "I`m also willing to bet that photo was taken in a trailer"

    You don`t get slab flooring and doorframes in a trailer dumbass.

  100. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    519 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 5:24 pm
    I`d bring in the whacking spoon on that girl
  101. Profile photo of deano785
    deano785 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    your baby`s got marker pen allover their face and probably in their eyes, but the first thing you do is take a picture
    haha
    drating idiots
  102. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 7:07 am
    its not just toddlers though. on school camps we used to write shyt all over each others faces while their asleep on the bus or whatever and see how long until they noticed (or the teachers mentioned it)it was great fun. the best was when we got into one of the guys with makeup and took a photo. wouldn`t do it to a baby though, but goes to show, you never grow up.
  103. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 8:50 am
    *Yawn* seen it before. it wasn`t funny then, and it isn`t funny now.
  104. Profile photo of skaterkid123
    skaterkid123 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 12:00 am
    Wow I wish I could do that when i was young
  105. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    September 9, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    Dumb-a$$ed people shouldn`t have children! I`d have beaten the parents bloody.
  106. Profile photo of MissGrace
    MissGrace Female 13-17
    16 posts
    January 7, 2007 at 2:25 am
    Thats creul and... oh my god!is there marker in it`s eye!? If I were the baby Id pull out a gun and shoot that kid in the face. also notice how the kid is natzi lookin` ? he`s all smilin and holdin up the marker like he`s PROUD!? It`s still sorta funny though.poor baby.... when it gets older if it sees that, the babys gonna be ANGRY! Also if I were the kids parent I would make it wash the baby,I would ground it, and then I would.... well its only a kid....so I probably wouldnt beat it cuz then ID be the heartless cruel one. i know! I would color on the kids face and see how the kid liked it!}-) :>
  107. Profile photo of nightair92
    nightair92 Female 13-17
    58 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    awww poor thing.

    At least it wasn`t as bad as the time when i colored my ferret`s stomache pink with a blow marker.:-(lol

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