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Date: 08/02/06 02:10 AM

120 Responses to Perfectly Aligned

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 11:48 pm
    Link: Perfectly Aligned - The perfect couple?
  2. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 12:20 am
    Weird! But funny. It was a bigt like an episode of The Twilight Zone for awhile there.
  3. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 12:21 am
    ^^*bit*
  4. Profile photo of BeachBum0694
    BeachBum0694 Female 18-29
    285 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 12:29 am
    ya that was funny, but i thought it was a little strange that his name was kelly.
  5. Profile photo of celticzaida
    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:16 am
    Oh gee, I found that to be really funny.

    Kind of odd that she didn`t really start freaking out until she found out they were listening to the same song.

  6. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:19 am
    haha that guy had herpes. loser. meanwhile us healthy folk can score! :-)
  7. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:24 am
    i would be scared that i was related to him if we were that alike...
  8. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:24 am
    Who just announces that they have herpes the first time they meet someone? Then again, who sucks on peoples fingers the first time they meet...? Err well, I thought it was funny...My fiancee and I are like that sometimes...Minus the sh*tty music.
  9. Profile photo of Forlornson
    Forlornson Male 13-17
    21 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:25 am
    Damn, that sucked for that dude.
  10. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:26 am
    hahahahahahahahah
  11. Profile photo of spikyfred
    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:29 am
    hahaha why would he say that not the first thing i would tell osmeone i just met
  12. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:42 am
    lol
  13. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
    401 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:48 am
    ROFLMFAO!
  14. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:48 am
    Dumbass shouldn`ta got herpes and he woulda been so laid.
  15. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:51 am
    I had a friend named kelly...he is a guy.
  16. Profile photo of ffr_player
    ffr_player Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:01 am
    everything was cool but then the ends sorta massed it up for me
  17. Profile photo of ffr_player
    ffr_player Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:01 am
    messed*
  18. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:05 am
    wow, i gotta try that *hey, u wanna sit* chatup line...

    And the cool part - now we all know how to get her in bed now! :D use insanely long words, drink that drink and don`t mention herpes!

  19. Profile photo of kennapea
    kennapea Female 18-29
    123 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:15 am
    aaaaahahahhahaahahahaaaa!!!
    so close.
  20. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:15 am
    indeed
  21. Profile photo of WAT_090
    WAT_090 Male 13-17
    47 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:26 am
    rofl the ending was hilarious
  22. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:30 am
    Hey, my best friend`s name is Kelly! It`s ok for guys. I HAVE HERPES! Oh whoops, did I say that?
  23. Profile photo of Wolfy88
    Wolfy88 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:59 am
    lol that was so funny.
  24. Profile photo of GraveCicada
    GraveCicada Female 13-17
    172 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 4:06 am
    LMFAO
    -dies-
  25. Profile photo of Shandie
    Shandie Female 13-17
    4 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 4:09 am
    That.
    Was.
    Brilliant.
  26. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 4:25 am
    i..i..i......HAHAHAHAHAH!
  27. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 4:28 am
    LMFAOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA I HAVE GENITAL HERPES!!! THAT WAS UNSUSPECTED!!!!
  28. Profile photo of zeta1501
    zeta1501 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 4:59 am
    WTF?
  29. Profile photo of ListerStorm
    ListerStorm Male 18-29
    162 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 5:20 am
    i think some people are related here.... also by perfect couple they ment the guys behind the counter right?
  30. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 5:37 am
    Brother and sister?
  31. Profile photo of child_hood
    child_hood Male 70 & Over
    17 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 6:32 am
    Haha...ListerStorm has solved it...:)
  32. Profile photo of Killing_Time
    Killing_Time Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 6:38 am
    I laughed so hard I almost had an asthma attack.....Damn....thats does not sound cool! At least my giant coolection of mint condition action figures are cool. Oh yeah!
  33. Profile photo of stoneyjoe
    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 7:21 am
    hahahaha that was gr8 :-D
  34. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 7:36 am
    haha funny :-)
  35. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 8:02 am
    Haha, lucky for him, can you imagine how boring it would be to be dating someone so much like you?
  36. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 8:31 am
    lol that was funny.
  37. Profile photo of Kalibunkle
    Kalibunkle Female 18-29
    77 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 8:39 am
    lol I thought at the end of it they would find out they were brother and sister
  38. Profile photo of cutepetsrus
    cutepetsrus Female 13-17
    50 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 8:40 am
    I knew a guy named Stacy once.
  39. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 8:53 am
    i didnt watch the whole thing lol, got too bored
  40. Profile photo of Dustfinger
    Dustfinger Female 13-17
    314 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 8:53 am
    WTFLIP????
  41. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 9:12 am
    Lol loved it!!
  42. Profile photo of bullshiznit0
    bullshiznit0 Male 13-17
    177 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 9:40 am
    THAT was a good one, haven`t had a good short video like that for a while!
  43. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 9:53 am
    i started to think that they were twins and they never knew about each other... but thats just me =D
  44. Profile photo of Chilipeppers
    Chilipeppers Female 18-29
    44 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 9:58 am
    lol letsgopoping i thought the same thing and somehow they would be related and not know it.
    ok who cares about the herpes thing , who would say i love you meeting someone for the first time!
  45. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 10:05 am
    LMFAO OMG THAT WAS GREAT!!!
  46. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 10:12 am
    That was really really weird, you guys.
  47. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 10:21 am
    yeah i was thinkin they were related.... but then I HAVE GENITAL HERPIES!
  48. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 10:21 am
    if they were so alike then the girl might have it too :-P
  49. Profile photo of dull_moore
    dull_moore Female 13-17
    228 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 10:22 am
    Haha, aww. ^^
  50. Profile photo of griffith12
    griffith12 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 10:22 am
    gay
  51. Profile photo of Bloigen
    Bloigen Male 18-29
    156 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 11:39 am
    I thought she was going to be a man.
  52. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 11:40 am
    i thought they were going to be long lost brother and sister but the ending was a good surprise... hahahaha
  53. Profile photo of DHF
    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 11:49 am
    The last lines were great. The guys in the coffee store: "Stop. False alarm."
  54. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 11:53 am
    ^^yea lol
  55. Profile photo of boisenberry
    boisenberry Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 11:55 am
    Hahaha that was awesome.
  56. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    lol
    i have genital herpies(sp?)
    nononono false alarm
  57. Profile photo of SIRBOBBO
    SIRBOBBO Male 18-29
    13 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 12:18 pm
    i think this is a representation of masturbation. he loves himself and vice versa
  58. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    LOL, opposites attract eh?
  59. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 12:42 pm
    Think how freaky that would be. I would`ve taken out my twin and lived in a cave the rest of my life if that happened.
  60. Profile photo of rosie51391
    rosie51391 Female 13-17
    223 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    lol very nice
  61. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    > - < That was freaky. Poor lady.
  62. Profile photo of oops_you_die
    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 1:39 pm
    Awwww, poor guy =D
  63. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    they could be long lost siblings!!
  64. Profile photo of crewshell
    crewshell Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 1:54 pm
    wow STDs... are really a downer... i`ll keep my penis in my pants for now
  65. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 1:58 pm
    i thought they were brother and sister who hadn`t seen each other in while becuase of the carmel apple thing. until they said their names
  66. Profile photo of dietsoda
    dietsoda Female 13-17
    138 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:11 pm
    Lol, that was great.
  67. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:16 pm
    that was so good!
  68. Profile photo of neamo
    neamo Female 13-17
    34 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    wow. very creepy there. i would hate to date someone who was just like me.

    i love the coffee shop guys there though. their false alarm thing was genius.

  69. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:24 pm
    I;m guessing brother and sisteR?
  70. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    lol! wow! that was... random!
  71. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:42 pm
    I have genital herpes????? omg that was way funny
  72. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 2:50 pm
    Meh
  73. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    332 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:02 pm
    herpes hahaha wtf
  74. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    did I really just sit there and watch that whole flippin thing?
  75. Profile photo of 22332323
    22332323 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:25 pm
    I thought they were cousins...
  76. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Herpes... that was funny as sh*t.

  77. Profile photo of BortKarlson
    BortKarlson Male 18-29
    19 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    LMAO that was great!
  78. Profile photo of zirak
    zirak Male 13-17
    223 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    would have been hilarious if they both said that they have genital herpes...lol
  79. Profile photo of palm
    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    no, Zirak, it wouldn`t be funny. Its far funnier that she is disguusted by it. Leave the humor to the professionals.
  80. Profile photo of chaosgirl
    chaosgirl Female 13-17
    169 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    Poor guy...That was kinda funny though...lol
  81. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    lol
  82. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    endings good
  83. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
    154 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 6:24 pm
    that was funny like the cheating one. (stupid freaking burger king)
  84. Profile photo of joanielspeak
    joanielspeak Female 18-29
    122 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 6:42 pm
    I think Stephen Lynch had this joke first. Everyone should download Love Song by him and hear what I mean.
  85. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 8:46 pm
    Oh snap XD
  86. Profile photo of grimandsexxy
    grimandsexxy Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 9:07 pm
    LMFAO GENIOUS
  87. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 11:50 pm
    ^your breasts are huge.

    and that was pretty damn funny.

  88. Profile photo of doc_2007
    doc_2007 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 11:51 pm
    Lmao! That was great!

    I liked when the coffee guy freaked out at the end, too.

  89. Profile photo of tuculescu
    tuculescu Male 18-29
    13 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:09 am
    Thanks for all the positive feeback, guys! You can check out more of my videos here:

    http://www.myspace.com/tuculescu

  90. Profile photo of Saignement
    Saignement Female 18-29
    89 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:59 am
    Hahah, FALSE ALARM!
  91. Profile photo of skittle_fae
    skittle_fae Female 13-17
    12 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 4:20 am
    I love the coffee guys at the end!!! NONONO, False alarm...we`re good.... :-D
  92. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 12:14 pm
    well worth watching it to the end, loved it!
  93. Profile photo of Master_tomby
    Master_tomby Male 13-17
    98 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    lol that was funny
  94. Profile photo of s1mplicityy
    s1mplicityy Female 13-17
    1 post
    August 3, 2006 at 3:28 pm
    loll...their shirts are the same colour :D HAHA
  95. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:29 pm
    that was weirdddddddd !!!! i dont think id tell someone i just met that i had herpes .. and the finger sucking was kinda weird too .. yeahhhh ...what a douchebag that guy was !!
  96. Profile photo of omgitsamoose
    omgitsamoose Female 18-29
    102 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    Horay for the coffee guys and random admissions to humerous illnesses!
  97. Profile photo of IAmSophistry
    IAmSophistry Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    Ha, I loved the coffee guys loads more than the annoying couple/
  98. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    IS IT THAT GOOD? I DIDN`T EVEN FINISH WATCHING IT
    GOT ME BORED...
  99. Profile photo of chatgirl44
    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    242 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 9:27 pm
    hahaha loved it.
  100. Profile photo of xlothwenx
    xlothwenx Female 13-17
    43 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 10:22 pm
    ahaha!!
  101. Profile photo of Megan3445
    Megan3445 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 1:55 am
    did anyone notice that they were wearing similar outfits
  102. Profile photo of iNVERTED_
    iNVERTED_ Male 13-17
    53 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    that was the first thing I noticed.. lol
  103. Profile photo of IWMSGAN
    IWMSGAN Female 18-29
    113 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 5:16 pm
    OMG! LMAO!
  104. Profile photo of jonlaw
    jonlaw Male 30-39
    2 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 1:34 am
    REALLY CORNY AND IDIOTIC!
  105. Profile photo of ninjacupcake
    ninjacupcake Female 13-17
    27 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 4:27 pm
    the olde english comedy sketch group has a sketch like exactly like this. i think i like theirs better but i dont know.
  106. Profile photo of 1QUEEN1
    1QUEEN1 Female 13-17
    72 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 7:53 am
    OMG I LOVE IT! *uploading to blog* That rocked.
  107. Profile photo of Eragon12
    Eragon12 Male 30-39
    8 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 12:52 am
    did anyone else think the coffee guys were hilarious?
  108. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:03 am
    Haha twist ending.
  109. Profile photo of kellyc
    kellyc Female 13-17
    60 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    wow! i`ve never met a girl named kelly either!...*thinks a second* oh wait...thats my name..ok...maybe i have..
  110. Profile photo of miss_fairy
    miss_fairy Female 18-29
    109 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 11:54 am
    Haha, i didnt think it was going to be all that great until the end. Sweet!!
  111. Profile photo of miss-spawn
    miss-spawn Female 18-29
    249 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:23 pm
    That was HILARIOUS!
  112. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 6:00 pm
    stupid :P
  113. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 9:27 pm
    hahaha that was great!
  114. Profile photo of Kitiz
    Kitiz Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:09 pm
    weird but funny
  115. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 10:23 pm
    LMFAO. omg, poor guy. i would run in the other direction waaayy before he said that if i was that girl. that would be creepy.
  116. Profile photo of onedarkflame
    onedarkflame Female 18-29
    16 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 10:50 am
    i liked when the coffee dude was like altod....blah..blah...blah oh false alarm
  117. Profile photo of casablanca_m
    casablanca_m Female 18-29
    8 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    looooooooooool funny and cheezy
  118. Profile photo of xSakurax
    xSakurax Female 13-17
    24 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 9:11 pm
    this was funny at first but then it got too silly with the whole being so alike thing. fake.
  119. Profile photo of Trexa
    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    August 27, 2007 at 11:40 pm
    It was alright. But the end was great. :D
  120. Profile photo of speakerbox75
    speakerbox75 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:09 am
    just a tad creepy...

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