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There can never be too much penis.
If there`s one thing this God-Forsaken world needs now, it`s penis.
If someone suggests too you that they`re having too much penis, kill them. In fact, enkillinate them.
It`s time to wake up people. It`s time to wake up and smell the penis.
*sigh* The problem with American humor is that it has very little to no subtlety so as to ensure that most of its unsophisticated audience can even understand the joke (subtlety would require more than two seconds of thought, at which point the joke wouldn`t be funny...). Next, that bare subtlety is likely indicative of something vulgar, obscene, or taboo. So they fabricated a homophone for penis, big deal.
Grow a sense of humor, jackass.