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Date: 08/05/06 02:32 AM

87 Responses to Peaness

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 11:21 pm
    Link: Peaness - You know, that sounds kind of like another word.
  2. Profile photo of Galadriel
    Galadriel Female 13-17
    368 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 11:44 pm
    Bwahahaha! That`s classic.
  3. Profile photo of Mitchzilla
    Mitchzilla Male 13-17
    133 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 11:47 pm
    I like peaness alot too
  4. Profile photo of NSFW
    NSFW Female 13-17
    106 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 12:00 am
    #16 I saw this on TV a few days ago... Funny thing is, nobody else in the room caught it.
  5. Profile photo of dull_moore
    dull_moore Female 13-17
    228 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:36 am
    I like it a lot?

    o.o

  6. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:36 am
    Lol fatty said peaness.
  7. Profile photo of sportsguy69
    sportsguy69 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:36 am
    mitchzilla r u gay? thats nasty.
  8. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:37 am
    Haha. I`m going to describe a lot of my food like that.
    "There`s a bit too much peaness in my soup for my liking.
  9. Profile photo of Dolegay
    Dolegay Male 18-29
    148 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:39 am
    hmmm......could have been the other end.
  10. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:40 am
    hahahaha a word sounds like penis!!its not that funny
  11. Profile photo of kpforizzle
    kpforizzle Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:42 am
    ha
  12. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:43 am
    I, too, have much peaness going on.
  13. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:48 am
    Haha I laughed...its funny.
  14. Profile photo of zeta1501
    zeta1501 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:50 am
    "hahahaha a word sounds like penis!!its not that funny"

    true

  15. Profile photo of ffr_player
    ffr_player Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:57 am
    yeh i saw this wen it premiered
  16. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 3:13 am
    The funny thing is how everyone did a double take, or laughed, and fatty was too self-absorbed in her peaness talk to even miss a beat.
  17. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 3:13 am
    my food has lots of peaness
  18. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 3:19 am
    lolz
  19. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 3:35 am
    Saturday, August 05, 2006 2:43:00 AM
    I, too, have much peaness going on."

    Lmao.

  20. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 5:56 am
    what the hell are you talking about^
  21. Profile photo of Harvy
    Harvy Male 18-29
    33 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 6:25 am
    i have a big peaness
  22. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 7:16 am
    sportsguy69, Your an a$$...shut up.
  23. Profile photo of XloveX
    XloveX Female 13-17
    342 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 7:55 am
    hahah I read it then i was like it sounds like something farmilliar? Penis...OH MY GOD
  24. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 8:04 am
    ok shes not FATT fat. but still she can be fatt
  25. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 8:05 am
    +t i know my speling is bad, but this was a miss
  26. Profile photo of Vaultx
    Vaultx Male 13-17
    33 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 8:37 am
    I have a penis.
  27. Profile photo of Two_Scoops
    Two_Scoops Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 8:54 am
    i had no video cause i`m still installing drivers and software on this computer but it sounds hillarious, a cooking show i guess?
  28. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 9:13 am
    waiter!
    yes sir? how is your pea soup?
    i`m afraid there is to much peaness in it!
    I beg your pardon sir...

    lol classic

  29. Profile photo of 28777
    28777 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 9:40 am
    I couldn`t eat breakfast this morning without thinking about the peaness of my applejacks.
  30. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 9:58 am
    :O Truely shocking.
  31. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 10:34 am
    heh, loved the expression of the 2 other people..lmfao
  32. Profile photo of po__
    po__ Female 13-17
    146 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 10:43 am
    Why is peaness population larger than the container?
  33. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 10:50 am
    Hehehe......I don`t get it. (jk)
  34. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 12:22 pm
    the other chicks face expression was great
  35. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 12:52 pm
    hehe
  36. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    For goodness sake, get fatty a vocabulary!!
  37. Profile photo of DaphneTrojan
    DaphneTrojan Female 13-17
    145 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    Peaness... If i said that, I`d catch it, and laugh my ass off.
  38. Profile photo of beatlefaerie
    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
    294 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    Huh? Peaness? What does that sound like?? I don`t know what else that sounds like!!!
    ...
    I`m joking, by the way.
    Mmm, this food tastes like penis.
  39. Profile photo of robkid
    robkid Male 30-39
    103 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    STOP USING EBAUMSWORLD!!!!!
  40. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    hahaha, set her up for that one.
  41. Profile photo of Moodyblues
    Moodyblues Female 18-29
    340 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    What an idiot!! Shouldn`t say that if you know what it actually is lol.
  42. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 3:21 pm
    lol
  43. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 3:38 pm
    i bet she likes peaness. She likes it a lot. ;)
    LOL
  44. Profile photo of Fvracer_x
    Fvracer_x Male 30-39
    24 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 3:52 pm
    I thought the other chick was going to choke on her drink! Classic!

    - FV

  45. Profile photo of jojosers
    jojosers Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 5, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    lol so funny she must be retarded
  46. Profile photo of minitripod2
    minitripod2 Female 13-17
    19 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    lmao its funny cuz the word peaness doesnt even exist and she just sounded retarted that was awesome
  47. Profile photo of Danimal_89
    Danimal_89 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    LOL!!!11 OMG!!!! SHE SAID `PENIS`!!!!
    ROFLMAO!!!

    ....grow up

  48. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    lol i will use that
  49. Profile photo of adhdgurl
    adhdgurl Female 13-17
    50 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    that was truly funny i wonder if she will ever be on that show again!!!!! OMG!!! i swore that lady almost sipt out her drink! i wanted to see the chefs expression
  50. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    My salad is full of peaness. I`m so scared right now
  51. Profile photo of GraveCicada
    GraveCicada Female 13-17
    172 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 6:33 pm
    This video is very, very v@gina.
  52. Profile photo of Baphomet73
    Baphomet73 Male 30-39
    198 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 6:46 pm
    Vuhgiena.
  53. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    I like to give all my dishes a little peaness.
  54. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 7:45 pm
    lol
  55. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 8:57 pm
    She likes having peaness in her food.
  56. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 9:17 pm
    Remember that video Don`t eat your peas....now it can say don`t eat your peaness.
  57. Profile photo of lemurarmy
    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 10:05 pm
    lol nice
  58. Profile photo of PunkGirl_123
    PunkGirl_123 Female 13-17
    168 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 10:13 pm
    lol classic!
  59. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
    251 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 10:21 pm
    Ack pea soup with chunks of penis
  60. Profile photo of goofyllama
    goofyllama Female 18-29
    20 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 10:28 pm
    I saw it and I turned to my mother and asked if she heard it I`m glad someone else caught it
  61. Profile photo of PeaceFrog71
    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 10:42 pm
    Danimal_89 said:
    LOL!!!11 OMG!!!! SHE SAID `PENIS`!!!!
    ROFLMAO!!!

    ....grow up


    ___________________________________

    Grow a sense of humor, jackass.

  62. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 11:55 pm
    yes alot of peaness
  63. Profile photo of kennapea
    kennapea Female 18-29
    123 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 2:14 am
    i have much peaness going on, too.
  64. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 7:53 am
    I don`t know why people are saying it`s immature, it`s funny. It`s funnier beacause peaness isn`t a word, if it was it wouldn`t be so funny.
  65. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    Ha ha, oh yes, I`ve forgotten how funny resorting to the lowest common denominator can be, yes, bloody clever joke that one...

    *sigh* The problem with American humor is that it has very little to no subtlety so as to ensure that most of its unsophisticated audience can even understand the joke (subtlety would require more than two seconds of thought, at which point the joke wouldn`t be funny...). Next, that bare subtlety is likely indicative of something vulgar, obscene, or taboo. So they fabricated a homophone for penis, big deal.

  66. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    585 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 2:01 pm
    Do you think she noticed them trying not to laugh at her? Fool.
  67. Profile photo of stoneyjoe
    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    hehe peaness i`m so immature
  68. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    Stupit fat bitch! enjoy eating "peaness"
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    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 5:35 pm
    hahahaha likes having peaness in her food LOL, I`ll bet she has a rubber peaness in her right now
  70. Profile photo of Sela_Bela
    Sela_Bela Female 13-17
    104 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    lmao haha i think i saw this but i dont remember
  71. Profile photo of darkwolfyone
    darkwolfyone Female 13-17
    109 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 7:16 pm
    suddenly the word peaness reminds me of kindergarten cop with that kid that goes "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"... i need to stop watching that movie.
  72. Profile photo of Molybdenum
    Molybdenum Female 13-17
    4 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 8:05 pm
    Come on, Overmann, just admit, you thought it was funny too.
  73. Profile photo of NoMeaning
    NoMeaning Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 6, 2006 at 11:11 pm
    That was amusing. Just amusing, though.
  74. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 12:39 am
    Eating peaness makes u fat...Thats why theres more lesbians....
  75. Profile photo of mpd
    mpd Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 12:59 am
    This is funny because it was unexpected, and also because of the reactions of the other people.
  76. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    Molybdenum, I`m not the only one who found it unfunny. Take a hint, will you?
  77. Profile photo of cowgirlc
    cowgirlc Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 3:50 pm
    i think it`s hilarious just because it`s on the food network! hahahahaha... i don`t think many people are expecting to hear something like that on the food network.
  78. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 4:36 pm
    SHE REALLY likes the peaness
  79. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 12:14 am
    Bwauhaha
  80. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:37 am
    Guys stay away, its from ebaumsworld!
  81. Profile photo of KoRn_Rock9
    KoRn_Rock9 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    you can tell she had penis on her mind.
  82. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:22 pm
    PEA-NESS IS NOT EVEN A WORD!!! IS IT?
    BIT OF A FREUDIAN SLIP OR...
  83. Profile photo of smartyshoes
    smartyshoes Male 13-17
    295 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 12:51 am
    Here`s a funny edit of that video!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cDTyZOEjT8
  84. Profile photo of NeverAiling
    NeverAiling Male 18-29
    213 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 9:07 pm
    Ok kids, listen to me, and listen to me good.

    There can never be too much penis.

    If there`s one thing this God-Forsaken world needs now, it`s penis.

    If someone suggests too you that they`re having too much penis, kill them. In fact, enkillinate them.

    It`s time to wake up people. It`s time to wake up and smell the penis.

  85. Profile photo of thomaso35353
    thomaso35353 Male 13-17
    223 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 11:07 pm
    lol thats pretty funny wow i wouldnt want my food to have peaness oh god i had peas with my dinner i ate peaness
  86. Profile photo of T3hWraith
    T3hWraith Male 13-17
    4 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 4:23 am
    I don`t quite see how any kind of "peaness" can be going on around her....
  87. Profile photo of yourshoes
    yourshoes Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 8:55 pm
    LOL

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