Paris Hilton is Going Celibate

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/people.parishilton.ap/index.html

The 25 year old actress is done with sex, at least for a year.
There are 82 comments:
Male 149
can`t be any tread left on the tires anyway...would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

*haha*

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Male 176
she`ll last entire 12 seconds
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Female 297
she said shes sick of BOYfriends. that makes all the difference.
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Male 54
doubt it she`ll stay that way. also she got bit by one of her animals, and had to go to the hospital it was on E! just some random info. lol.
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Male 278
lmao does masturbation count?
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Female 23
Doesn`t help make me care at all.
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Female 15
Nooo, noooo, noooo you got it all wrong, shes not going celibate for 365 days in a row just in her total life time.
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Female 54
She just gonna be come a lesbian now.

SWEET!

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Female 44
you know there is a guy trying to get in her pants right now so when she cracks and has sex with him there will be a new sex tape to prove it
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Male 143
Um... where`s the typo?
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Female 1,652
"I`m not having sex for a year. ... I`ll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only (((((two))))) men during her lifetime.

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Hey, CNN, I spotted a typo.

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Male 381
Poor lil` rich girl
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Female 673
I`m not a fan of Paris Hilton but I have to agree with argenteus.
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Female 87
You just know that when all of the guys paris has slept with heard about this they started laughing hysterically, but then started crying when they remembered that she gave them gonaherpaidasephalitis.
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Male 2,958
-Wave78: I stay up late & watch Conan O`Brien sometimes too. Try coming up with your own material.-

haha! busted.

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Female 395
speaking of asses ... did anyone see the south park episode when "mr. slave"(`mr.garrison`s b/f) took paris hilton up his ass ? thats what needs to be done .. !!!!! and HOLY Crappp .. its my 380th post !!!!!
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Female 395
O M G !! STOP THE PRESSES !!! Give the little whore the F88king Nobel prize !!! who f**king cares what that slut does ?? im so f**king sick of that BITCH !!! why doesnt she just crawl up her own ass !!!
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Male 5
Wave78: I stay up late & watch Conan O`Brien sometimes too. Try coming up with your own material.
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Male 5
She says in the article she relates to Princess Diana. With any luck she`ll emulate her fully and die too..
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Female 2,074
"V="I`m not having sex for a year. ... I`ll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime."

-Um, right.

Well..maybe..she is disgustingly ugly...

So maybe the reports are very true.

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Female 329
whatever..
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Female 576
funny how bad of a liar and how clueless she is...the world is gonna end much sooner than it should with people like this
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Female 1,403
OK, so we know she had sex with one guy for sure. BUT she was engaged twice (to Jason Shaw and Man-Paris), are we supposed to believe she was saving it for marriage one of those times?
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Male 123
She looked like vanessa feltz in that picture
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Male 147
God, I can`t believe stupid stuff like this gets posted anywhere ever. OMG PARES HALTUN SED SHE WUN HV SECKS WUT A LIAERAR OLOLOL. Seriously. Get on with your own lives.
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Male 4,393
THAT IS A BIG LIE!!!!!!!!!!! (and yes shes a TWOT)
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Male 418
She`s a TWOT =Total Waste of Time
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Female 52
omgwtfho:... Best post ever!
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Male 1,882
1) She won`t hold to that statement, I guarantee you.

2) She`s ugly. I wouldn`t sleep with her. Ever. Not for anything.

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Male 118
thank god for that, i don`t have to shag her again
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Male 2,781
Wednesday, August 09, 2006 4:39:00 PM
aftershock offically has the worst taste in anything ever and him/her? should be there with all of paris hiltons other fat blonde 13yo fans as well as her when they are shot to death.

YOU`RE JUST JEALOUS

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Female 648
You have to do SOMETHING to keep the publics eye. ESPECIALLY when no one cares about you.
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Male 14
aftershock offically has the worst taste in anything ever and him/her? should be there with all of paris hiltons other fat blonde 13yo fans as well as her when they are shot to death.
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Male 14
No you see it was in england and she got confused with the metric system.and when she said two men she ment she only had sex with 2 guys by themselves every other time it was 3 guys.
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Male 2,057
she said that a few months ago, then later that same day she did it
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Female 74
I lost IQ points just reading that.
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Male 2,781
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU NUMBNUTS ARE ALL RAVING ABOUT. I THINK SHE`S PRETTY HOT. AND TO GET A WHOPPING MIL JUST TO WAVE HER HAND AT DUMBASS PEOPLE SHE DOESN`T KNOW... MAN SHE`S MY IDOL. I`M GONNA PROPOSE TO HER.
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Male 198
I`ll bet her vagina looks like a rotten, diseased clamshell with chunky pus oozing out of it.
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Male 18
videogamer said "Paris Hilton is a BATCH!"
1. I knew what you meant ..but anyway
So I guess that would mean a year in dog years... 1/7th of a year... but if we go by puppies... about a week.. too long..
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Male 2,605
I could care so less for this link that I`m going to go into the comments section and post how less I could care! Yeah, great idea! *sigh* I swear, apathy is so misunderstood.
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Female 218
1. Relating herself to Princess Di.
2. Claiming only 2 sexual partners.
3. Saying her sex tape profits should go to "some charity for the sexually abused or something"
4. Stating she doesn`t recieve money from said sex tape. (Would she be so famous if it didn`t "leak"?)
5. Calling herself "very shy."
6. Travels across the globe, not for the sake of just exploring, but collecting money.
7. Travels across the globe, yet calls Tony Blair "like a president" and doesn`t even know what he looks like.
8. Skank.
9. She looks like a starving dehydrated horse.
10. Skank.

Do we really need any more reasons to shoot her in the face?

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Female 55
)-| good then maybe she`ll stop making stupid videos of spinning around with her butt up in the air

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Male 90
*f*u*c*k*
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Male 90
id drat her
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Male 334
su..sure i`ll believe it yeah right
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Female 1,697
a million to wave at people! wow that`s a lot of money to see paris waving

and if she goes celibate, I`ll start listening to her songs, then die

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Male 555
aww argenteus needs a cookie and his juice.. he`s getting cranky, go take a nappy nap with your blankey and maybe you`ll feel better afterwords. and always remember: everybody poops!
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Male 70
That gives us exactly 365 days to kill her to prevent her from reproducing.
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Male 1,014
^^LOL what a tard. As to the post, WHO CARES?
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Male 265
You all really don`t know very much about Paris Hilton, so until you do, I think you should all just stop talking about people you don`t know.
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Female 850
What the hell? Is this a joke? The news people totally made it seem that way. She just needs to be put to sleep. A painless and quick death.
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Female 340
Oh wow. And pigs can fly, eh?
Slut.
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Female 6
In honour of this im starting a Paris Hilton celibacy clock. Wait, she did what? Whoa, ok nvm the clock.
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Male 3,014
Paris Hilton is a BATCH!
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Male 132
^ i agree
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Male 77
shes ugly as hell!
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Male 318
i find that hard to belive
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Male 43
as if she`ll be able to keep that!!!! stupid hussy!
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Male 281
I TOLD YOU that she`s only slept with 200 guys!!!
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Female 504
shes probably just waiting until all of her STI`s clear up....2 people? whatever..
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Female 281
She given too many people the clap I see....
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Female 132
It sounds like such a joke, someone would have to be God of the Ignorant Fools to believe her. Funny, she doesn`t know who the prime minister of Britain is. Whore/slut/bitch/wench.
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Male 1,526
kenthegod...no. not the same, but close to it.
and WOW, thats so good of you kenthegod, your my hero !!!

pff!

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Male 67
funniest thing I`ve heard in ages
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Female 430
Now Herpes will be in a reccession, and besides who wanted to have sex with him/her anyway?
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Female 2,144
Haha She Can`t Have Only Slept With 2 Guys! Liar. But I Love Paris.
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Female 1,001
like this is ever gonna happen.....
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Female 583
Good luck with that
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Male 379
scotthebum,i made that joke before you
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Male 383
dont worry, to her a year equals 10 days cuz thats all she can count on her fingers
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Female 660
Oh gawd,why is this important for me to know??
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Male 379
She actually got a year confused with a day
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Male 2,486
Hmm.. There`s probably no tread left on the tire anyways. It`s not a matter of her not wanting to have sex, its a matter of everyone not wanting to have sex with her.
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Male 908
Hmmm...She probably will get the hiv from a horse someday
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Male 63
this is news why?
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Male 2,958
This is too easy...
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Male 1,496
Hey you know what? I DON`T CARE ABOUT CELEBRITIES!
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Male 9
I see what you are doing paris... and I do not approve
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Male 2,720
Wow. The world can`t get much more stupid, can it?
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Male 605
darn...darn darn darn... X 67...what a waste
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Female 1,972
Yeah right, and I`m a natural blonde.
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Male 10,115
Link: Paris Hilton is Going Celibate [Rate Link] - The 25 year old actress is done with sex, at least for a year.
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