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82 Responses to Paris Hilton is Going Celibate

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:47 am
    Link: Paris Hilton is Going Celibate - The 25 year old actress is done with sex, at least for a year.
  2. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:14 am
    Yeah right, and I`m a natural blonde.
  3. Profile photo of chestertheje
    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:15 am
    darn...darn darn darn... X 67...what a waste
  4. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:16 am
    Wow. The world can`t get much more stupid, can it?
  5. Profile photo of Delayclose
    Delayclose Male 40-49
    9 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:16 am
    I see what you are doing paris... and I do not approve
  6. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:19 am
    Hey you know what? I DON`T CARE ABOUT CELEBRITIES!
  7. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:22 am
    This is too easy...
  8. Profile photo of flipz444
    flipz444 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:25 am
    this is news why?
  9. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:28 am
    Hmmm...She probably will get the hiv from a horse someday
  10. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:31 am
    Hmm.. There`s probably no tread left on the tire anyways. It`s not a matter of her not wanting to have sex, its a matter of everyone not wanting to have sex with her.
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    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:38 am
    She actually got a year confused with a day
  12. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:39 am
    Oh gawd,why is this important for me to know??
  13. Profile photo of scottthebum
    scottthebum Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:39 am
    dont worry, to her a year equals 10 days cuz thats all she can count on her fingers
  14. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:44 am
    scotthebum,i made that joke before you
  15. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:56 am
    Good luck with that
  16. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 3:57 am
    like this is ever gonna happen.....
  17. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:38 am
    Haha She Can`t Have Only Slept With 2 Guys! Liar. But I Love Paris.
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    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:52 am
    Now Herpes will be in a reccession, and besides who wanted to have sex with him/her anyway?
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    ghostkev Male 18-29
    67 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 5:37 am
    funniest thing I`ve heard in ages
  20. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 5:57 am
    kenthegod...no. not the same, but close to it.
    and WOW, thats so good of you kenthegod, your my hero !!!

    pff!

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    Mroofy_Llama Female 13-17
    132 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 7:44 am
    It sounds like such a joke, someone would have to be God of the Ignorant Fools to believe her. Funny, she doesn`t know who the prime minister of Britain is. Whore/slut/bitch/wench.
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    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 7:45 am
    She given too many people the clap I see....
  23. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 8:32 am
    shes probably just waiting until all of her STI`s clear up....2 people? whatever..
  24. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 8:59 am
    I TOLD YOU that she`s only slept with 200 guys!!!
  25. Profile photo of Senn
    Senn Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 9:04 am
    as if she`ll be able to keep that!!!! stupid hussy!
  26. Profile photo of acdc_rocks91
    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 9:06 am
    i find that hard to belive
  27. Profile photo of KoRn_Rock9
    KoRn_Rock9 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 9:10 am
    shes ugly as hell!
  28. Profile photo of dirtyfeet201
    dirtyfeet201 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 9:29 am
    ^ i agree
  29. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 10:35 am
    Paris Hilton is a BATCH!
  30. Profile photo of Wave78
    Wave78 Female 13-17
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    August 9, 2006 at 10:46 am
    In honour of this im starting a Paris Hilton celibacy clock. Wait, she did what? Whoa, ok nvm the clock.
  31. Profile photo of Moodyblues
    Moodyblues Female 18-29
    340 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 11:54 am
    Oh wow. And pigs can fly, eh?
    Slut.
  32. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 12:02 pm
    What the hell? Is this a joke? The news people totally made it seem that way. She just needs to be put to sleep. A painless and quick death.
  33. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 12:16 pm
    You all really don`t know very much about Paris Hilton, so until you do, I think you should all just stop talking about people you don`t know.
  34. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    ^^LOL what a tard. As to the post, WHO CARES?
  35. Profile photo of thedoor92
    thedoor92 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    That gives us exactly 365 days to kill her to prevent her from reproducing.
  36. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    aww argenteus needs a cookie and his juice.. he`s getting cranky, go take a nappy nap with your blankey and maybe you`ll feel better afterwords. and always remember: everybody poops!
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    a million to wave at people! wow that`s a lot of money to see paris waving

    and if she goes celibate, I`ll start listening to her songs, then die

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    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
    334 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    su..sure i`ll believe it yeah right
  39. Profile photo of wolfio
    wolfio Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:16 pm
    id drat her
  40. Profile photo of wolfio
    wolfio Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    *f*u*c*k*
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    Jessiquita Female 18-29
    55 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:21 pm
    )-| good then maybe she`ll stop making stupid videos of spinning around with her butt up in the air

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    omgwtfho Female 18-29
    218 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:38 pm
    1. Relating herself to Princess Di.
    2. Claiming only 2 sexual partners.
    3. Saying her sex tape profits should go to "some charity for the sexually abused or something"
    4. Stating she doesn`t recieve money from said sex tape. (Would she be so famous if it didn`t "leak"?)
    5. Calling herself "very shy."
    6. Travels across the globe, not for the sake of just exploring, but collecting money.
    7. Travels across the globe, yet calls Tony Blair "like a president" and doesn`t even know what he looks like.
    8. Skank.
    9. She looks like a starving dehydrated horse.
    10. Skank.

    Do we really need any more reasons to shoot her in the face?

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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:48 pm
    I could care so less for this link that I`m going to go into the comments section and post how less I could care! Yeah, great idea! *sigh* I swear, apathy is so misunderstood.
  44. Profile photo of darkskies582
    darkskies582 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 3:02 pm
    videogamer said "Paris Hilton is a BATCH!"
    1. I knew what you meant ..but anyway
    So I guess that would mean a year in dog years... 1/7th of a year... but if we go by puppies... about a week.. too long..
  45. Profile photo of Baphomet73
    Baphomet73 Male 30-39
    198 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    I`ll bet her vagina looks like a rotten, diseased clamshell with chunky pus oozing out of it.
  46. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:10 pm
    I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU NUMBNUTS ARE ALL RAVING ABOUT. I THINK SHE`S PRETTY HOT. AND TO GET A WHOPPING MIL JUST TO WAVE HER HAND AT DUMBASS PEOPLE SHE DOESN`T KNOW... MAN SHE`S MY IDOL. I`M GONNA PROPOSE TO HER.
  47. Profile photo of HornsNHalos
    HornsNHalos Female 13-17
    74 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    I lost IQ points just reading that.
  48. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    she said that a few months ago, then later that same day she did it
  49. Profile photo of truebacon
    truebacon Male 13-17
    14 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    No you see it was in england and she got confused with the metric system.and when she said two men she ment she only had sex with 2 guys by themselves every other time it was 3 guys.
  50. Profile photo of truebacon
    truebacon Male 13-17
    14 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:39 pm
    aftershock offically has the worst taste in anything ever and him/her? should be there with all of paris hiltons other fat blonde 13yo fans as well as her when they are shot to death.
  51. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    You have to do SOMETHING to keep the publics eye. ESPECIALLY when no one cares about you.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    Wednesday, August 09, 2006 4:39:00 PM
    aftershock offically has the worst taste in anything ever and him/her? should be there with all of paris hiltons other fat blonde 13yo fans as well as her when they are shot to death.

    YOU`RE JUST JEALOUS

  53. Profile photo of talke31
    talke31 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:58 pm
    thank god for that, i don`t have to shag her again
  54. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    1) She won`t hold to that statement, I guarantee you.

    2) She`s ugly. I wouldn`t sleep with her. Ever. Not for anything.

  55. Profile photo of _xKarmax_
    _xKarmax_ Female 13-17
    52 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 5:47 pm
    omgwtfho:... Best post ever!
  56. Profile photo of excelman
    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    She`s a TWOT =Total Waste of Time
  57. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    THAT IS A BIG LIE!!!!!!!!!!! (and yes shes a TWOT)
  58. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 7:00 pm
    God, I can`t believe stupid stuff like this gets posted anywhere ever. OMG PARES HALTUN SED SHE WUN HV SECKS WUT A LIAERAR OLOLOL. Seriously. Get on with your own lives.
  59. Profile photo of KingofFreaks
    KingofFreaks Male 18-29
    123 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 7:31 pm
    She looked like vanessa feltz in that picture
  60. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    OK, so we know she had sex with one guy for sure. BUT she was engaged twice (to Jason Shaw and Man-Paris), are we supposed to believe she was saving it for marriage one of those times?
  61. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 7:56 pm
    funny how bad of a liar and how clueless she is...the world is gonna end much sooner than it should with people like this
  62. Profile photo of firebird37
    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 8:27 pm
    whatever..
  63. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    "V="I`m not having sex for a year. ... I`ll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime."

    -Um, right.

    Well..maybe..she is disgustingly ugly...

    So maybe the reports are very true.

  64. Profile photo of S4MH41N
    S4MH41N Male 30-39
    5 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 11:00 pm
    She says in the article she relates to Princess Diana. With any luck she`ll emulate her fully and die too..
  65. Profile photo of S4MH41N
    S4MH41N Male 30-39
    5 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 11:01 pm
    Wave78: I stay up late & watch Conan O`Brien sometimes too. Try coming up with your own material.
  66. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 11:32 pm
    O M G !! STOP THE PRESSES !!! Give the little whore the F88king Nobel prize !!! who f**king cares what that slut does ?? im so f**king sick of that BITCH !!! why doesnt she just crawl up her own ass !!!
  67. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 11:36 pm
    speaking of asses ... did anyone see the south park episode when "mr. slave"(`mr.garrison`s b/f) took paris hilton up his ass ? thats what needs to be done .. !!!!! and HOLY Crappp .. its my 380th post !!!!!
  68. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 3:24 am
    -Wave78: I stay up late & watch Conan O`Brien sometimes too. Try coming up with your own material.-

    haha! busted.

  69. Profile photo of twitch43
    twitch43 Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:15 am
    You just know that when all of the guys paris has slept with heard about this they started laughing hysterically, but then started crying when they remembered that she gave them gonaherpaidasephalitis.
  70. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:17 am
    I`m not a fan of Paris Hilton but I have to agree with argenteus.
  71. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    381 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 8:33 am
    Poor lil` rich girl
  72. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 1:19 pm
    "I`m not having sex for a year. ... I`ll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only (((((two))))) men during her lifetime.

    ---

    Hey, CNN, I spotted a typo.

  73. Profile photo of Dougg
    Dougg Male 13-17
    143 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:21 pm
    Um... where`s the typo?
  74. Profile photo of lolabunny413
    lolabunny413 Female 18-29
    44 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:21 pm
    you know there is a guy trying to get in her pants right now so when she cracks and has sex with him there will be a new sex tape to prove it
  75. Profile photo of pickleklk
    pickleklk Female 18-29
    54 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:49 pm
    She just gonna be come a lesbian now.

    SWEET!

  76. Profile photo of wave7666
    wave7666 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 5:34 pm
    Nooo, noooo, noooo you got it all wrong, shes not going celibate for 365 days in a row just in her total life time.
  77. Profile photo of DarkThoughts
    DarkThoughts Female 18-29
    23 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 12:59 am
    Doesn`t help make me care at all.
  78. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    August 11, 2006 at 4:06 am
    lmao does masturbation count?
  79. Profile photo of WVUmikec04
    WVUmikec04 Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 12:10 am
    doubt it she`ll stay that way. also she got bit by one of her animals, and had to go to the hospital it was on E! just some random info. lol.
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    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 7:39 am
    she said shes sick of BOYfriends. that makes all the difference.
  81. Profile photo of kickass9
    kickass9 Male 13-17
    176 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 11:36 am
    she`ll last entire 12 seconds
  82. Profile photo of mattjblythe1
    mattjblythe1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    August 25, 2006 at 2:39 pm
    can`t be any tread left on the tires anyway...would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

    *haha*

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