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Date: 08/01/06 02:04 AM

56 Responses to Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal Illusion

  1. Profile photo of san111
    san111 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    Link: Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal Illusion - Wow, he literally patented that move.
  2. Profile photo of Irelyn
    Irelyn Female 13-17
    50 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:07 am
    haha funny.. i know he was a fake..lol..duh
  3. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:10 am
    pretty slick michael
  4. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:11 am
    ah...i can remember all the times i crashed to the floor trying to do that when i was younger..ah...memories.
  5. Profile photo of BULLdOGG310
    BULLdOGG310 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:11 am
    ...ok
  6. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    339 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:16 am
    who knew? not me.
  7. Profile photo of sportsguy69
    sportsguy69 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:34 am
    i kinda like that song. but i hate child molesters.
  8. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:35 am
    Ah I miss the old Michael Jackson.
  9. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:39 am
    Micheal Jackson HAX!
  10. Profile photo of Akajune
    Akajune Male 18-29
    149 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:41 am
    He actually patented that so he could molest 4 year olds without bending his knees. .
  11. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 3:08 am
    thats cool, i stil dont get how they dont fall
  12. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 3:40 am
    ^^There are pins on the stage where they lock the heel of their shoes on, this way they can lean forwards.
  13. Profile photo of tealcandtrip
    tealcandtrip Female 18-29
    201 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 3:42 am
    Yeah, it didn`t really show anything besides the revealing trip.
  14. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 3:58 am
    Wow, can`t believe he patented that.
  15. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 4:12 am
    ...Yay. My Life Long Passion Of Knowing How He Did That Is Over!
  16. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 4:18 am
    so i see
  17. Profile photo of HeyLookAtHer
    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 5:58 am
    My friends uncle danced for him once and told me alllll about his tricks. Some are pretty inventive.
  18. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 6:16 am
    well it was obviously fake anyway
  19. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 6:16 am
    I have always wondered that actually. Well not always, but since I watched the videos of one of his shows a few years ago. I like Michael Jackson, his music is good and I think he is innocent, because with as much money as he had, he could have gone overseas and BOUGHT a child. Besides, if he IS a child molester he is the nicest one ever, most child molesters have a van and duct tape, then there is Michael who has a whole amusement park, that`s pretty good if you ask me, haha.
  20. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 6:25 am
    HAH!
  21. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 6:43 am
    lol, clever stuff
  22. Profile photo of napalichic
    napalichic Female 18-29
    139 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 7:10 am
    FallenSoul, I really hope that`s sarcasm because those are dumb reasons to think he`s innocent.

    *shrugs*

  23. Profile photo of made-in-hull
    made-in-hull Male 18-29
    140 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 7:47 am
    keeeewl! but always knew when he did it life it was summat like that...at first i thought it was magnestised shoes so that they could lean forward...smae thing really!! good on ya mj..he is a bit smart really!
  24. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:06 am
    Err...Fallensoul...`If he IS a child molester he is the nicest one ever...(?!)` I have NEVER heard a more inane,stupid,uneducated comment in my life,as any child who HAS been molested will happily tell you...you fool.
  25. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:10 am
    Michael Jackson needs lots and lots of hard time in prison.
  26. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:22 am
    ...And the whole `buying a child` comment was even worse. Yes,we know that these sort of disgusting activities occur,but the last thing the world needs is children actually backing up the sexual predator.
  27. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:26 am
    wouldnt the dancers just trip over the little things there shoes hooked onto later?
  28. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:36 am
    Well they could make them retractable
  29. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:59 am
    Who cares if he`s a pederast? His dance moves TOTALLY redeem him!

    "Eight year olds, Dude. Eight year olds."

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    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 10:03 am
    haha awesome..
  31. Profile photo of teeny0584
    teeny0584 Female 18-29
    192 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 12:21 pm
    ew. I can`t stand that guy. I didn`t like him before, and now that I have kids of my own, I like him even less.
  32. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 1:19 pm
    Ha ha Micheal Jackson sucks!!
  33. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    Who cares if he`s a pederast? His dance moves TOTALLY redeem him!

    Um...your as retarded as FallenSoul...

  34. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    First of all, that "pederast" comment ^ there was obvious sarcasm. You`re the retarded one if you couldn`t tell.

    Secondly, this particular "dance" move was a simple trick, always was, I don`t think anyone ever thought otherwise. If any of you kids actually thought Michael Jackson had magic anti-gravity powers, you should keep that to yourselves.

  35. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    Do people not understand the language of sarcasm?
  36. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    Haha, LandoGriffin... That would awesome if he did have magic anti-gravity powers... Anywho, interesting link... I never even thought twice about that move but eh...
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    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    nope
  38. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    uh
  39. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 3:12 pm
    Michael Jackson was awesome.

    Innocent. =D

  40. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    Oh please, do we have to have this argument over Wacko Jacko`s innocence?

    EITHER: The supposed victim and his family are money-grabbers who are after Jacko`s millions

    OR: Wacko really is a child molester and probably needs therapy more than anything. The man obviously has some deep-rooted trauma from his childhood, which he didn`t have. Come on, he still likes to climb trees.

    Personally I think stuff did happen at the Neverland ranch, but from a psychological point of view, it probably never even occurred to Jacko that kiddie-fiddling was wrong.

  41. Profile photo of KickinDonkey
    KickinDonkey Male 13-17
    243 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 6:25 pm
    so what if he had to use a locking mechanism in his shoes? you cant do that without one
  42. Profile photo of Dustfinger
    Dustfinger Female 13-17
    314 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    michael jackson sucks giant monkey balls. He needs to be gullotined (however you spell it).
  43. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:04 pm
    |-|4><0R!
  44. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    I think someone said that they would trip on the stage on the hitch that locks with the shoes. On the patent form it says that this hitch is movable through the stage, so I guess you were right, whoever you were!
  45. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 10:27 pm
    whoa thats pretty cool, yea ik that hes all freaky now but dam he did have the moves...i cant resist saying this....and teh HAXXORZ
  46. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 10:34 pm
    ah...i can remember all the times i crashed to the floor trying to do that when i was younger..ah...memories.

    so true
    hahaha

  47. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 10:49 pm
    That was back when he wasn`t a freak.
  48. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 11:40 pm
    mmm tricky. ive always wondered about how he did that
  49. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 11:44 pm
    fallensoul ur really scaring me
    u need to realize

    he NOT innocent
    so wat if he has an amusment park(which i didnt no he had)that dont make him nice no offense but he would rape i if he was given a chance

  50. Profile photo of HiyashiChan
    HiyashiChan Female 13-17
    54 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 11:50 pm
    Huh, interesting. At least the guy who nearly tripped kept going, it didn`t look too bad after he got back in step with the others.
  51. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 12:09 am
    Wow, you pack of idiots cannot understand sarcasm worth sh*t. Also, I really do not care if he is a child molester, either way I like his music. Only a fool let`s personal feelings about someone interfere with reason, I do not like child molesters but I still like his music. Also, as someone said, the mind frame of a pedophile is a psychological issue not a choice. It would be like holding a grudge on someone experiencing homosexual urges, it is poor judgement to act on these pedophilic urges but he needs therapy not jail time providing he is guilty.
  52. Profile photo of scrane89
    scrane89 Male 13-17
    139 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 6:43 am
    After 3 Times Watching It I Finnly Under Stand Damm My English Is Bad :( <Is That How u Say Sad Face ???
  53. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 12:05 pm
    I THOUGHT SO!
  54. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 11:28 am
    you can do it on skis in ski boots... but then i guess it would be kind of obvious. i stood behind the sofa though, so it was pretty convincing.
  55. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    August 25, 2006 at 11:54 am
    First of all, that "pederast" comment ^ there was obvious sarcasm. You`re the retarded one if you couldn`t tell.

    Oh for GODS SAKE YES I COULD TELL IT WAS SARCASM BUT PEDERAST ISN`T A FU.CKING WORD -_- THATS WHAT IM GETTING AT YOU RETARD!!!1111

  56. Profile photo of Shuffle512
    Shuffle512 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    September 9, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    FallenSoul, lol ur cool. I think the same way. If you can absolutely prove he`s a child molestor, than id be against him. But his music is good, his entertainment if good, he does a lot for charity, and he`s an overall good person. But if you can find proof for the major flaw that seems to be slowly eating away at his career than i`ll have a thing against him. But the jury got the evidence, they heard first hand every detail in that frigging court case (that interupted Ellen every other day) and they found him to be innocent, so yall just shut up and watch the damn clip and discuss the topic, not a branch from the topic.

    Okthnx

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