Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal Illusion

Submitted by: san111 10 years ago Misc
http://niceillusions.blogspot.com/2006/08/michael-jackson-smooth-criminal.html

Wow, he literally patented that move.
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Male 43
FallenSoul, lol ur cool. I think the same way. If you can absolutely prove he`s a child molestor, than id be against him. But his music is good, his entertainment if good, he does a lot for charity, and he`s an overall good person. But if you can find proof for the major flaw that seems to be slowly eating away at his career than i`ll have a thing against him. But the jury got the evidence, they heard first hand every detail in that frigging court case (that interupted Ellen every other day) and they found him to be innocent, so yall just shut up and watch the damn clip and discuss the topic, not a branch from the topic.

Okthnx

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Female 815
First of all, that "pederast" comment ^ there was obvious sarcasm. You`re the retarded one if you couldn`t tell.

Oh for GODS SAKE YES I COULD TELL IT WAS SARCASM BUT PEDERAST ISN`T A FU.CKING WORD -_- THATS WHAT IM GETTING AT YOU RETARD!!!1111

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Female 882
you can do it on skis in ski boots... but then i guess it would be kind of obvious. i stood behind the sofa though, so it was pretty convincing.
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Male 2,510
I THOUGHT SO!
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Male 139
After 3 Times Watching It I Finnly Under Stand Damm My English Is Bad :( <Is That How u Say Sad Face ???
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Male 923
Wow, you pack of idiots cannot understand sarcasm worth sh*t. Also, I really do not care if he is a child molester, either way I like his music. Only a fool let`s personal feelings about someone interfere with reason, I do not like child molesters but I still like his music. Also, as someone said, the mind frame of a pedophile is a psychological issue not a choice. It would be like holding a grudge on someone experiencing homosexual urges, it is poor judgement to act on these pedophilic urges but he needs therapy not jail time providing he is guilty.
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Female 54
Huh, interesting. At least the guy who nearly tripped kept going, it didn`t look too bad after he got back in step with the others.
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Male 1,725
fallensoul ur really scaring me
u need to realize

he NOT innocent
so wat if he has an amusment park(which i didnt no he had)that dont make him nice no offense but he would rape i if he was given a chance

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Female 501
mmm tricky. ive always wondered about how he did that
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Male 377
That was back when he wasn`t a freak.
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Female 670
ah...i can remember all the times i crashed to the floor trying to do that when i was younger..ah...memories.

so true
hahaha

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Male 393
whoa thats pretty cool, yea ik that hes all freaky now but dam he did have the moves...i cant resist saying this....and teh HAXXORZ
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Male 1,265
I think someone said that they would trip on the stage on the hitch that locks with the shoes. On the patent form it says that this hitch is movable through the stage, so I guess you were right, whoever you were!
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Male 1,496
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Female 314
michael jackson sucks giant monkey balls. He needs to be gullotined (however you spell it).
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Male 243
so what if he had to use a locking mechanism in his shoes? you cant do that without one
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Male 1,265
Oh please, do we have to have this argument over Wacko Jacko`s innocence?

EITHER: The supposed victim and his family are money-grabbers who are after Jacko`s millions

OR: Wacko really is a child molester and probably needs therapy more than anything. The man obviously has some deep-rooted trauma from his childhood, which he didn`t have. Come on, he still likes to climb trees.

Personally I think stuff did happen at the Neverland ranch, but from a psychological point of view, it probably never even occurred to Jacko that kiddie-fiddling was wrong.

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Female 2,074
Michael Jackson was awesome.

Innocent. =D

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Male 1,550
uh
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Female 268
nope
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Female 694
Haha, LandoGriffin... That would awesome if he did have magic anti-gravity powers... Anywho, interesting link... I never even thought twice about that move but eh...
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Female 579
Do people not understand the language of sarcasm?
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Male 3,842
First of all, that "pederast" comment ^ there was obvious sarcasm. You`re the retarded one if you couldn`t tell.

Secondly, this particular "dance" move was a simple trick, always was, I don`t think anyone ever thought otherwise. If any of you kids actually thought Michael Jackson had magic anti-gravity powers, you should keep that to yourselves.

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Female 815
Who cares if he`s a pederast? His dance moves TOTALLY redeem him!

Um...your as retarded as FallenSoul...

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Female 471
Ha ha Micheal Jackson sucks!!
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Female 192
ew. I can`t stand that guy. I didn`t like him before, and now that I have kids of my own, I like him even less.
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Male 1,237
haha awesome..
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Female 447
Who cares if he`s a pederast? His dance moves TOTALLY redeem him!

"Eight year olds, Dude. Eight year olds."

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Male 292
Well they could make them retractable
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Female 1,944
wouldnt the dancers just trip over the little things there shoes hooked onto later?
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Male 287
...And the whole `buying a child` comment was even worse. Yes,we know that these sort of disgusting activities occur,but the last thing the world needs is children actually backing up the sexual predator.
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Male 2,720
Michael Jackson needs lots and lots of hard time in prison.
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Male 287
Err...Fallensoul...`If he IS a child molester he is the nicest one ever...(?!)` I have NEVER heard a more inane,stupid,uneducated comment in my life,as any child who HAS been molested will happily tell you...you fool.
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Male 140
keeeewl! but always knew when he did it life it was summat like that...at first i thought it was magnestised shoes so that they could lean forward...smae thing really!! good on ya mj..he is a bit smart really!
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Female 139
FallenSoul, I really hope that`s sarcasm because those are dumb reasons to think he`s innocent.

*shrugs*

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Male 1,383
lol, clever stuff
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Female 1,007
HAH!
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Male 923
I have always wondered that actually. Well not always, but since I watched the videos of one of his shows a few years ago. I like Michael Jackson, his music is good and I think he is innocent, because with as much money as he had, he could have gone overseas and BOUGHT a child. Besides, if he IS a child molester he is the nicest one ever, most child molesters have a van and duct tape, then there is Michael who has a whole amusement park, that`s pretty good if you ask me, haha.
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Male 2,057
well it was obviously fake anyway
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Female 782
My friends uncle danced for him once and told me alllll about his tricks. Some are pretty inventive.
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Male 2,567
so i see
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Female 2,144
...Yay. My Life Long Passion Of Knowing How He Did That Is Over!
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Female 811
Wow, can`t believe he patented that.
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Female 201
Yeah, it didn`t really show anything besides the revealing trip.
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Female 1,071
thats cool, i stil dont get how they dont fall
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Male 149
He actually patented that so he could molest 4 year olds without bending his knees. .
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Male 919
Micheal Jackson HAX!
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Male 1,407
Ah I miss the old Michael Jackson.
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Male 236
i kinda like that song. but i hate child molesters.
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Female 338
who knew? not me.
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Male 125
...ok
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Female 1,492
ah...i can remember all the times i crashed to the floor trying to do that when i was younger..ah...memories.
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Female 1,033
pretty slick michael
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Female 50
haha funny.. i know he was a fake..lol..duh
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Male 17
Link: Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal Illusion [Rate Link] - Wow, he literally patented that move.
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