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Date: 08/12/06 02:10 AM

51 Responses to Metallica Lullaby

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 1:29 am
    Link: Metallica Lullaby - Put your little one to sleep with the soothing sounds of Metallica.
  2. Profile photo of NSFW
    NSFW Female 13-17
    106 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 2:26 am
    OH GOD

    WHAT`VE THEY DONE?!?!

  3. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 2:28 am
    Great. Heavy Metal pussified.
  4. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 2:43 am
    Intersting
  5. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 2:51 am
    Meh, just Metallica made into a crappy midi file.
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    rrooaann Male 13-17
    54 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 2:56 am
    this is a disgrace to metal in all its forms, who the hell thought, oh ive got a great idea, METALLICA LULLABYS that oughta put those kids right to sleep.
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    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 2:59 am
    How about, the soothing sounds of Slayer, Raining Blood, Angel of Death can now put your kids to sleep!
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    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 3:27 am
    Considering Kirk Hamett`s classical training I`m not too surprised, remember Apocalyptica, 4 guys from Finland armed with cellos
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    UberJimmy Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 3:35 am
    Metallica sold out years ago. They might as well be advertising GAP or A&F. However, I would get these for my children if I had any. I`d rather listen to Sandman 1,000 times in a row than something like Wheels on the bus.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 5:08 am
    put me to sleep :X
  11. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 5:31 am
    Screw that pansy crap! I play the real thing for my 18 mo! He loves it! I occasionally paint his face as Gene Simmons!
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    BeatleAddict Female 13-17
    226 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 5:37 am
    Eh, I liked Nirvana as an infant.
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    Park3r Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 5:59 am
    I think it`s funny. It actually makes me laugh.
  14. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 6:17 am
    it was wierd but its funny =]...i think every parent should get it
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    joey-jo-jo Male 13-17
    9 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 7:37 am
    Did anybody else find those rendidions kinda eirily creepy?

    Damn, i want a xylophone now.

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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 9:18 am
    omg freaky, what`d the baby turn out to be like afterwards.

    quite creepy, really.

  17. Profile photo of KoRn_Rock9
    KoRn_Rock9 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 10:08 am
    Metallica Kicks Ass!!!!!
  18. Profile photo of crates
    crates Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 11:37 am
    Every child should be weened on Metallica.
  19. Profile photo of NightOwler
    NightOwler Female 13-17
    111 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    Hahahaha!!! ahem.
  20. Profile photo of goatfish
    goatfish Male 18-29
    47 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 1:02 pm
    raise a metalhead
  21. Profile photo of kickass9
    kickass9 Male 13-17
    177 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    THATS A dratING DISGRACE!
  22. Profile photo of HiyashiChan
    HiyashiChan Female 13-17
    54 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    Oh...great. Well, that kind of sucked...
  23. Profile photo of evilmonkey
    evilmonkey Male 18-29
    143 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 1:54 pm
    ...in terms of crap that your little kids can listen to this isn`t that bad..I mean..they could listen to the holkey pokey...i`d much rather hear midified metallica.
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    shibbykid8 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 4:58 pm
    If that isn`t proof of the disgusting pile metallica is, nothing is.
  25. Profile photo of _CRYN_OUT_
    _CRYN_OUT_ Female 18-29
    411 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 5:13 pm
    That`s neat!
  26. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 9:45 pm
    If I had children, I would give them that. Or I`d kick them. Depending on whether or not I have had my daily coffee.
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 10:32 pm
    I laughed so hard... that is the dumbest/interesting thing I`ve seen on this site...
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    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 10:35 pm
    Gah, no thanks.
  29. Profile photo of hurts2exist
    hurts2exist Female 13-17
    96 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 10:35 pm
    this is frickin awesome i want it
  30. Profile photo of thedoor92
    thedoor92 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 10:46 pm
    I personally don`t really like Metallica, but I can see why people think this is a disgrace.
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    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 10:50 pm
    I think this just made Metallica seem even more disgraceful and stupid to the public eye. Metallica`s stuff may not rock out as much as it used to..but they`re getting old. let`s see you in your 50`s or possible 60`s playing a guitar fast with the right chord. It happens...but they will always be my favorite band. And they`ve remained strong ALL through their career. Their a highly motivated group. But this $hit right here! That sucked! i oughta hunt some a$$ down and put a bullet in it.
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    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 10:51 pm
    But I must admit...The "One" lullaby was pretty cool. lol.
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 11:28 pm
    This is the greatest thing! Cool! Metal will rule earth! Muaahahhahaha I usually can sleep listenig at "Cradle of filth" this is even better for good dreams.
  34. Profile photo of luke182
    luke182 Male 18-29
    410 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 12:40 am
    a.k.a. elevator music...
  35. Profile photo of Mitchi
    Mitchi Female 18-29
    18 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 1:59 am
    oh,my.god.

    It sounds like it came out of a tim burton movie.

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 3:12 am
    I actually got chills, that`s how much those previews creeped me out. Excellent horror-movie music, but for kids?...? I dunno.
  37. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 3:31 am
    OMG all you people hating on them to shut up, did you know they also sell Pink FLoyd and Led Zeppelin verisons of these, hmm?? now are you gonna start critisizing those bands as well?
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 12:25 pm
    not showing up but sounds.... interesting
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    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 12:47 pm
    I used to fall asleep to slayer when i was a baby why woudl you need this
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    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 1:22 pm
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  41. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    it`s still not showign up... is there somewhere else that i can hear it?
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:15 am
    If I had a baby I would get this for them...screw the Wiggles!
    Has anyone heard the polka version of Enter Sandman? It`s quite funny
  43. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    this reminds me when i was little my mom used to blast ACDC and i would go to sleep..kinda explains why i sleep so heavy lol and when i was about 4 i watched the simpsons, cops, jerry spriger all that good stuff lol =]
  44. Profile photo of rap2dat2001
    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
    334 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    For Serious?

    I heard enter sandman.

  45. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    hehe that sounded nice ^^
    id buy one :P
  46. Profile photo of Woodwitch
    Woodwitch Female 30-39
    31 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 7:22 pm
    That was bizarre. I have mixed feelings about it. On the one hand, I was appalled, but on the other I was eerily soothed. Sadly, if they`d had this when my kids were babies, I probably would have bought it for them. Better than those wind-up plinky versions of Brahms. "Enter Sandman" should really have included the lyrics, though... perfect for sending the little ones off to sleep...
  47. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 11:04 pm
    Enter Sandman always sounded like a lullaby considering lyrics anyways..

    "Off to never-never land?"

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    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:22 pm
    yeah enter sandman is liek tat..in a more kik ass im gunna leave u akwa cuz of wen u think of the musik video ur gunna c snakes raping u type of way...
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    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    December 18, 2006 at 9:10 pm
    the only one that sounded remotely like the actual song was one... the rest didn`t really sound like them at all.
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    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    December 18, 2006 at 9:10 pm
    and if i`m wrong, then tell me what parts of the song they`re playing, because i don`t recognize them.
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    M4SS4CR3 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 2:07 am
    That was pretty weird...

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