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Date: 08/30/06 02:35 AM

69 Responses to Looking for a secure long-term job?

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 11:29 pm
    Link: Looking for a secure long-term job? - This place is hiring.
  2. Profile photo of yzarc_jr
    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:37 am
    i wander how much they pay
  3. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:55 am
    This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time .
  4. Profile photo of yzarc_jr
    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:58 am
    youi`m sure you love those dicks up your ass. maybe they should stick them up your pussy
  5. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:20 am
    gimped
  6. Profile photo of jmcclure
    jmcclure Male 13-17
    133 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:34 am
    mildly entertaing..dry..cough
  7. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:53 am
    ^^^ cannibal

    didnt you or someone else say that exact phrase for the `low-fat pringles` thing?

    but yes, it is a photoshop...

    the sign that says store closing is too rectangular. it would have to be painted on for it to be that straight. otherwise the wind would be moving it.

    but still ironically funny-esque.

  8. Profile photo of micster
    micster Male 13-17
    191 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 4:21 am
    OLD
  9. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 4:55 am
    ive seen this in real life. then again, this particular image is obviously a photoshop. point is, keep your eyes peeled, and you will see this in real life. hehe
  10. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 5:23 am
    Unfunny.
  11. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 5:40 am
    not very funny, hey do you think we can get hockeyguyvwc banned from posting?
  12. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 5:40 am
    i just added fuel to this fire :-)
  13. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 5:58 am
    it was me who sed it for the low fat pringles thing
  14. Profile photo of doobiebrotha
    doobiebrotha Male 30-39
    138 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 6:18 am
    This one looks photoshopped but I have seen contradicting signs like this on a K-MART that closed.
  15. Profile photo of deadlytom92
    deadlytom92 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 6:59 am
    this one looks photoshoped to me
  16. Profile photo of realevil
    realevil Male 13-17
    348 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 7:37 am
    not very funny, hey do you think we can get hockeyguyvwc banned from posting?


    maybe canniball for saying the same thing on every post he makes even on the savage game omg how is a game photoshopped?

  17. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 7:52 am
    lol, could been photoshopped. cannibal no need to act all pro on us m8.
    doubt it, some stores could just be stupid enough...
  18. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:02 am
    I would never work there, it looks scummy.
  19. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 9:12 am
    Cannibal must have a hotkey for that comment ;D
  20. Profile photo of TonyPerkins
    TonyPerkins Male 18-29
    55 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 9:45 am
    this happened at a Winn-Dixie in my great city here of Louisville, the place was closing in 2 months then put up a NOW HIRING sign
  21. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 10:00 am
    Oooookay. By the way, maybe they should raise the minimum iab member age to 17, unless a mature person in the 13-17 age group can convince me otherwise.

  22. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 10:04 am
    Am I immature too? ^
  23. Profile photo of Lord_Savior
    Lord_Savior Male 18-29
    177 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 10:10 am
    This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time .

    WILL YOU STFU YOU ILLITERATE BASTARD

  24. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 10:47 am
    I`m not immature. i just fight too much. Wow, Looks like your pretty pissed off now, Lord Savior?
  25. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    963 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 10:59 am
    hockeyguy phuck off
  26. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:06 am
    ^^^^ Amen to the above and the one above that
  27. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:10 am
    This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time .

    Soon it`ll be

    This is a gimp. i can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few gimps in my time

    *sigh*

  28. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:35 am
    OLD but good
  29. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:47 am
    lol class
  30. Profile photo of Lx2
    Lx2 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:51 am
    gimped.
  31. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:55 am
    SON OF BITCH. And so, annoying people have evolved.

    1. First Post!
    2. PH0T0SH0PP3D!1111
    3. I`m sick of all the fu.cking cat posts!!!!
    4. This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.

    and now...

    5. Gimped.

  32. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    lame
  33. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    Hockeyguy, Shut the fu.ck up.
  34. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 1:38 pm
    HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAaa
    i love those last 2 comments! they were perfect
    that shoore is an uuugly pic hockeyguy. it must be yo mama!
  35. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 1:43 pm
    -This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time .

    WILL YOU STFU YOU ILLITERATE BASTARD-

    ...how exactly did you draw the conclusion that he`s illiterate?

    I like cannibals little run on thing, it`s not like he`s being serious. People need to get the sand out of their vagina`s and quit being offended because someone said the word `photoshop`. I`ll admit, it`s quite annoying when the person saying it is serious, but if you can`t see the humor in cannibals posts...

  36. Profile photo of gremos
    gremos Male 18-29
    161 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 1:48 pm
    I agree with Loch, there should be an automatic ban on posts that include any of the above.

    This is not shopped/gimped or anything like that. The reason I know is I work at that place. once they announced the closing all employees started leaving, and the place became understaffed to sell all reamaining inventory. So the manager took out an old hiring sign and put it up.

    I-am-so-full-of-gimp

  37. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 1:55 pm
    the point of comments (in case anyone hadn`t noticed) is to comment on the link, not have stupid arguments!

    Anyway, i don`t find the picture that funny.

  38. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    -_- Merci, Gremos.
  39. Profile photo of Kalishpa
    Kalishpa Female 18-29
    318 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    Lol
  40. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:47 pm
    PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
  41. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:47 pm
    REPOST!!!
  42. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:48 pm
    PIXELATED!!!
  43. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 2:52 pm
    not very funny...
  44. Profile photo of crazygal_xxx
    crazygal_xxx Female 13-17
    352 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:25 pm
    i think.
    its
    photoshoppppppppppppppppppppppd
    haha
  45. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    Wow you think a worker would notice this.
    Maybe their looking for workers to clear out the place
  46. Profile photo of yzarc_jr
    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:50 pm
    yo i`m actually somewhat mature it`s just i was already angry before hockeyguy started bein racist and rude. i just responded to everything he said
  47. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    hmm a hard choice, which is the worst

    A. Hockeyguy
    B. Cannibal
    C. JamalJones

  48. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    These things are funny...
  49. Profile photo of SpaceFluff
    SpaceFluff Female 18-29
    27 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    I`m, getting sick of this photoshoped crap. You can`trust anything you see oneline anymore.
  50. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
    449 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    Haha
  51. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 5:17 pm
    hmmm what`s with the fights
  52. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    hockyguyvwc wins the most annoying person on
    I-A-B award!
    2nd placee jamal joones/jamal jones
    3rd place cannibal151
  53. Profile photo of brad4566
    brad4566 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 6:11 pm
    sign me up!
  54. Profile photo of catcatdog
    catcatdog Female 13-17
    110 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    my god... this is the oddest load of comments i have possibly read! hehe everyones fightin hahaha... i was quite compelled to be honest! write some more people! this could be a tv show.. hehe :D
  55. Profile photo of meganopoullu
    meganopoullu Male 18-29
    167 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 7:00 pm
    repost
    stop putting this one is like the 3th time
  56. Profile photo of meganopoullu
    meganopoullu Male 18-29
    167 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 7:02 pm
    i`ll say meganopoullus is the worst, he is wierd
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    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 7:33 pm
    hahaha....
  58. Profile photo of new_zeeland_
    new_zeeland_ Male 13-17
    80 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:16 pm
    This here is obviously a shop! you can tell from the front it allows you to export cash for goods!

    And i may just be a know-nothing new zealander, but i can tell the difference between a shop and something that is not a shop!

    Seriously, if you couldn`t tell that was a shop, you`re retarded.

  59. Profile photo of milflikewhoa
    milflikewhoa Female 18-29
    27 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:20 pm
    Shoyz, thats usually what they do. I went to work for a clothing store that was going out of business. They need people to pack everything up while the regular workers do their thing. Its always a temp job.

    MagicMoose, I`d say its a three way tie.

  60. Profile photo of skyblue_15
    skyblue_15 Female 18-29
    194 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:24 pm
    Haha, this place was when all the K-marts in texas were closing. I remember that from when I was around 9.
  61. Profile photo of jamale_jones
    jamale_jones Male 70 & Over
    1 post
    August 30, 2006 at 8:30 pm
    this poo f.ucking sucks penis you gay bastards
  62. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    It does look kinda photoshopped but still pretty funny.
  63. Profile photo of cazreen
    cazreen Female 13-17
    157 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:01 pm
    ok. so all you people who are yelling at the various people who say this exact phrase...

    "This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time ."

    Have you never heard that before? Are you completely oblivious? It could be called an internet meme...although it`s not quite that well known. It`s a phrase that`s used as a joke... have you ever wondered why they use the same phrase?

    -end rant-

  64. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:13 pm
    you know what hahaha im gonna start saying that

    This is a shop. i can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.

    bwahahaha

  65. Profile photo of PimpMan420
    PimpMan420 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 12:59 am
    thank you for wasting another moment of my life.
  66. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 1:54 am
    so gimped
  67. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 8:28 am
    wow, pretty violent. Oh by the way, I think the most annoying is Jamal Jones..man that guy is freakin` nuts 0R he`s just annoyingly trying to be funny. And everyone who says something isphotoshopped..SERIOUSLY CONSIDER GETTING A LIFE!! If it was photoshopped then it`s supposed to be funny. Everyone can notice it`s photoshopped. Why dont u just say not funny instead of Gimped or Photoshopp3d!!
  68. Profile photo of sleepybearC
    sleepybearC Female 18-29
    1 post
    September 2, 2006 at 9:50 pm
    I live there! HAHAHA, this place has been hiring and closing for a good year or so now :)!
  69. Profile photo of XxLeDuhxX
    XxLeDuhxX Female 13-17
    42 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    lol...ok?

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