Looking for a secure long-term job?

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

This place is hiring.
There are 69 comments:
Female 42
lol...ok?
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Female 1
I live there! HAHAHA, this place has been hiring and closing for a good year or so now :)!
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Female 407
wow, pretty violent. Oh by the way, I think the most annoying is Jamal Jones..man that guy is freakin` nuts 0R he`s just annoyingly trying to be funny. And everyone who says something isphotoshopped..SERIOUSLY CONSIDER GETTING A LIFE!! If it was photoshopped then it`s supposed to be funny. Everyone can notice it`s photoshopped. Why dont u just say not funny instead of Gimped or Photoshopp3d!!
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Male 1,385
so gimped
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Male 181
thank you for wasting another moment of my life.
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Male 393
you know what hahaha im gonna start saying that

This is a shop. i can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.

bwahahaha

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Female 157
ok. so all you people who are yelling at the various people who say this exact phrase...

"This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time ."

Have you never heard that before? Are you completely oblivious? It could be called an internet meme...although it`s not quite that well known. It`s a phrase that`s used as a joke... have you ever wondered why they use the same phrase?

-end rant-

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Male 377
It does look kinda photoshopped but still pretty funny.
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Male 1
this poo f.ucking sucks penis you gay bastards
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Female 193
Haha, this place was when all the K-marts in texas were closing. I remember that from when I was around 9.
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Female 27
Shoyz, thats usually what they do. I went to work for a clothing store that was going out of business. They need people to pack everything up while the regular workers do their thing. Its always a temp job.

MagicMoose, I`d say its a three way tie.

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Male 80
This here is obviously a shop! you can tell from the front it allows you to export cash for goods!

And i may just be a know-nothing new zealander, but i can tell the difference between a shop and something that is not a shop!

Seriously, if you couldn`t tell that was a shop, you`re retarded.

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Female 878
hahaha....
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Male 167
i`ll say meganopoullus is the worst, he is wierd
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Male 167
repost
stop putting this one is like the 3th time
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Female 110
my god... this is the oddest load of comments i have possibly read! hehe everyones fightin hahaha... i was quite compelled to be honest! write some more people! this could be a tv show.. hehe :D
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Male 135
sign me up!
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Male 286
hockyguyvwc wins the most annoying person on
I-A-B award!
2nd placee jamal joones/jamal jones
3rd place cannibal151
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Female 576
hmmm what`s with the fights
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Male 448
Haha
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Female 27
I`m, getting sick of this photoshoped crap. You can`trust anything you see oneline anymore.
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Male 1,406
These things are funny...
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Male 623
hmm a hard choice, which is the worst

A. Hockeyguy
B. Cannibal
C. JamalJones

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Male 125
yo i`m actually somewhat mature it`s just i was already angry before hockeyguy started bein racist and rude. i just responded to everything he said
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Male 1,228
Wow you think a worker would notice this.
Maybe their looking for workers to clear out the place
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Female 351
i think.
its
photoshoppppppppppppppppppppppd
haha
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Female 583
not very funny...
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Male 2,781
PIXELATED!!!
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Male 2,781
REPOST!!!
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Male 2,781
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
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Female 318
Lol
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Female 815
-_- Merci, Gremos.
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Female 351
the point of comments (in case anyone hadn`t noticed) is to comment on the link, not have stupid arguments!

Anyway, i don`t find the picture that funny.

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Male 161
I agree with Loch, there should be an automatic ban on posts that include any of the above.

This is not shopped/gimped or anything like that. The reason I know is I work at that place. once they announced the closing all employees started leaving, and the place became understaffed to sell all reamaining inventory. So the manager took out an old hiring sign and put it up.

I-am-so-full-of-gimp

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Male 2,958
-This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time .

WILL YOU STFU YOU ILLITERATE BASTARD-

...how exactly did you draw the conclusion that he`s illiterate?

I like cannibals little run on thing, it`s not like he`s being serious. People need to get the sand out of their vagina`s and quit being offended because someone said the word `photoshop`. I`ll admit, it`s quite annoying when the person saying it is serious, but if you can`t see the humor in cannibals posts...

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Female 999
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAaa
i love those last 2 comments! they were perfect
that shoore is an uuugly pic hockeyguy. it must be yo mama!
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Female 815
Hockeyguy, Shut the fu.ck up.
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Female 430
lame
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Female 815
SON OF BITCH. And so, annoying people have evolved.

1. First Post!
2. PH0T0SH0PP3D!1111
3. I`m sick of all the fu.cking cat posts!!!!
4. This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.

and now...

5. Gimped.

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Male 99
gimped.
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Male 2,057
lol class
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Male 4,393
OLD but good
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Female 269
This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time .

Soon it`ll be

This is a gimp. i can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few gimps in my time

*sigh*

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Female 815
^^^^ Amen to the above and the one above that
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Male 962
hockeyguy phuck off
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Female 815
I`m not immature. i just fight too much. Wow, Looks like your pretty pissed off now, Lord Savior?
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Male 177
This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time .

WILL YOU STFU YOU ILLITERATE BASTARD

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Male 2,567
Am I immature too? ^
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Male 3,014
Oooookay. By the way, maybe they should raise the minimum iab member age to 17, unless a mature person in the 13-17 age group can convince me otherwise.

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Male 55
this happened at a Winn-Dixie in my great city here of Louisville, the place was closing in 2 months then put up a NOW HIRING sign
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Male 2,567
Cannibal must have a hotkey for that comment ;D
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Female 811
I would never work there, it looks scummy.
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Male 733
lol, could been photoshopped. cannibal no need to act all pro on us m8.
doubt it, some stores could just be stupid enough...
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Male 348
not very funny, hey do you think we can get hockeyguyvwc banned from posting?


maybe canniball for saying the same thing on every post he makes even on the savage game omg how is a game photoshopped?

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Male 189
this one looks photoshoped to me
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Male 138
This one looks photoshopped but I have seen contradicting signs like this on a K-MART that closed.
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Female 269
it was me who sed it for the low fat pringles thing
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Male 390
i just added fuel to this fire :-)
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Male 390
not very funny, hey do you think we can get hockeyguyvwc banned from posting?
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Male 797
Unfunny.
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Male 957
ive seen this in real life. then again, this particular image is obviously a photoshop. point is, keep your eyes peeled, and you will see this in real life. hehe
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Male 190
OLD
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Male 1,343
^^^ cannibal

didnt you or someone else say that exact phrase for the `low-fat pringles` thing?

but yes, it is a photoshop...

the sign that says store closing is too rectangular. it would have to be painted on for it to be that straight. otherwise the wind would be moving it.

but still ironically funny-esque.

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Male 133
mildly entertaing..dry..cough
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Male 1,385
gimped
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Male 125
youi`m sure you love those dicks up your ass. maybe they should stick them up your pussy
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Male 1,550
This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time .
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Male 125
i wander how much they pay
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Male 10,115
Link: Looking for a secure long-term job? [Rate Link] - This place is hiring.
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