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Date: 08/18/06 02:09 AM

82 Responses to Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.

  1. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 12:47 am
    Link: Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither. - Maddox is running for president.
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    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 1:00 am
    What the?
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    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:26 am
    Well I`m pro shoving-a-soldering-iron-up-his-ass now.
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    0verclock3d Male 13-17
    230 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:28 am
    That rant blew more than a prostitute on a friday nite.
  5. Profile photo of DownInIt
    DownInIt Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:30 am
    Women = objects
  6. Profile photo of s0urp0w3r
    s0urp0w3r Female 13-17
    45 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:35 am
    >=( downinit.
    didnt agree.
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    monorail Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:35 am
    old as
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    kittykatrock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:47 am
    haha, i hated it, but i liked the vampire part... what an ass. i`m not voting for him >.<
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:58 am
    I`m starting to really dislike this Maddox. He`s funny sometimes, but a true shythead the rest of the time.

    And ska is awesome.

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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 3:01 am
    Lame. Maddox sucks.
  11. Profile photo of oops_you_die
    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 3:02 am
    I like ska...
  12. Profile photo of axe9
    axe9 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 3:05 am
    hahah i love maddox
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 3:37 am
    Anyone who dosent like maddox is reading way to far into him. Quit taking yourself so seriously and take it for what it is, silly tounge-in-cheek comedy.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 4:33 am
    Yet, Maddox is still the lesser of all the included evils, and a viable candidate.
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    72tour Male 13-17
    222 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 4:46 am
    Maddox is great. Infact... to hell with Alexander the Great, many people have conquered many countries, but Maddox has achieved something greater; The Internet itself!
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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 5:13 am
    Whos Maddox? the only name person that comes to mind is the celebrity toddy.
  17. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 5:20 am
    So, sitting in a non position makes you a better candidate Lola? So, yes... that`s EXACTLY what we need, we need people who will go, "I`m tired of this and that, I`ll be neither and yeah..." and they do nothing? ... Common people, one or the other. And REGARDLESS of whether he was joking or not, I feel that it was very inappropriate. As someone who`s studied the pros and cons of abortion VEMENTLY I don`t think dead babies is a joking matter whether they`re "alive" or "not" when it`s done.
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 5:30 am
    stupid...
  19. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 6:34 am
    Lighten up lkj...I was being sarcastic.

    BTW: it`s vehemently, the expression or intensity of emotion or conviction. so you take both sides? Doesn`t that make you what you accuse me of?

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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 7:47 am
    Witty but still stupid. Maddox`s world sounds like something out of 1984.
  21. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 8:11 am
    hmmm quite funny
  22. Profile photo of Dumpling
    Dumpling Female 13-17
    96 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 10:26 am
    Hey, I found it funny.

    .. And I never find anything funny.

  23. Profile photo of Joesus
    Joesus Male 18-29
    197 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 10:38 am
    love it, but its old as time
  24. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 10:41 am
    dont like maddox, hes not nearly as funy as he thinks he is
  25. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 11:54 am
    That`s and old entry you picked.
  26. Profile photo of sharpieminix
    sharpieminix Female 13-17
    78 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 12:24 pm
    I agree completly with you, dudeman.
  27. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    Get over it, people. It`s Maddox. He already has enough trouble as it is saying what`s on his mind without you stupid noobs going "OMG THAT IZ RONG MADOX U SUX0R!!1!one"
  28. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 1:25 pm
    This post reminds me of about 2 years ago. You know, when Maddox wrote this before the presidential elections when it was kind of relevant.
  29. Profile photo of Indigo_M
    Indigo_M Male 18-29
    354 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    I`m starting to like this guy.
  30. Profile photo of mistkiki
    mistkiki Female 70 & Over
    31 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    Misquotations make the poster seem dumber than the party you try to mock, Boxtop. )-|

    Maddox is the saddest excuse for comedy. Especially with his fanboys.

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    TheMime Male 13-17
    9 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 1:59 pm
    "Witty but still stupid. Maddox`s world sounds like something out of 1984."

    That WAS the time when was growing up...

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    mistkiki Female 70 & Over
    31 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    I believe they were talking about the book, not the actual time period.
  33. Profile photo of Pielle
    Pielle Male 18-29
    201 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:09 pm
    Why is i-am-bored linking to two year old post by maddox? Maddox is well enough self-publicised that he dosnt need links from i-a-b, aspecially if the post is two years old..
  34. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:09 pm
    That just frightened me.
  35. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    Maddox is supposed to be "tongue in cheek", but more often than not he`s nothing more than tiresome. Satire is great... when it`s actually funny. This? Boring and stupid. I just don`t think Americans (at least the general American citizen, there are exceptions) are very good at satire. The Brits have us beat in that market.
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    Jessiquita Female 18-29
    55 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    I like Ska...

    Who is this guy? It seems like others here have heard of him before.

  37. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    Lola, I know what the word means, I also know how to spell. Often, when I post things, I write them on the computer first so as not to lose them if the page gives me a "page can not be displayed" and it corrects words that IT thinks are wrong. I didn`t correct it. Secondly, I don`t need to lighten up, because I wasn`t... heavy up? To begin with, if you were joking, good for you, but I don`t think it`s something to joke about. And lastly, I thought that it was obvious that I picked a side. I`m Pro life, period. But, you can`t be one side or the other unless you know facts.
  38. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    this is the first time I heard of this guy.
    pretty funny
    I know exactly what he`s talking about with the vampire kids
    I used to have "room"mates like that
    why are there so many uptight people? it`s obviously a joke
    tight-sphicters should be banned to
    oh and by the way lkjslain
    abortion is freaking hilarious
  39. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 3:52 pm
    Ska is banned. Nobody listens to ska.

    Suck my d!ck a$$hole, I listen to ska

  40. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    This guy is a sad excuse for a 21st Century male. Come back to the present, woman vote, get over it. Good luck getting elected president with that attitude. You may get votes from the idiotic males that can stand the fact that woman are equal and maybe even higher in power to them, but there are quite a lot of woman in this country that will NOT take that. And if he did get elected, he would be impeached or killed before you can say idiot comic.
  41. Profile photo of Tinfoil_Hat
    Tinfoil_Hat Female 13-17
    5 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    Maddox can be funny sometimes, but when he`s not he`s REALLY not. Like right now.
  42. Profile photo of dkny
    dkny Female 13-17
    114 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 4:39 pm
    Lmao, you people take it too seriously. If you don`t like his type of humour, don`t talk about it and tell the rest of us how much it sux0rz.
  43. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    MADDOX IS BADASS!!! HE SHOULD BE PRESIDENT! OR KING BETTER!!! OR GOD!!! IF HE`S NOT ALREADY.


    AND YA HE`S GOT A BADASS BOOK OUT NOW.

  44. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
    154 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 4:45 pm
    wow i hated taht entry...
  45. Profile photo of _xKarmax_
    _xKarmax_ Female 13-17
    52 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 4:58 pm
    Ha ha what a W**ker. Was funny to read though, except the women`s right to vote thing... ¬_¬
  46. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    mel was wrong
    jews dont start all the wars
    people who take things to damned seriously start all the wars
  47. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 5:20 pm
    BleednBeauty we got you the first time
  48. Profile photo of BloodySpade
    BloodySpade Male 13-17
    111 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 5:36 pm
    Hahaha...maddox is funny. Some of the things he says are stupid though...
    Agianst abortion, but for killing babies:Tottally for it.
    No protests/police:No we need them because only old saggy dumb people run the goverment and they`re amazed by trains still...And we need police, but we need them to focus on REAL problems, unlike they do now.
    Vampires:lmao yes, kill them.
    Ska: I don`t really give a poo
  49. Profile photo of ebsha
    ebsha Female 18-29
    199 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    aftershock: yeah, maddox is god already, awesome aint it?

    and lkj, if u dont wish to be amused, dont visit a site such as iab, go to cnn.com or something. if you do wish to be amused, but simply think maddox is inappropriate, thats fine. That is your opinion. However some people also hold the opinion that Maddox is amusing. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, correct?

    So why the need for bickering? :D

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    Stentorian Male 13-17
    426 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 7:07 pm
    I`d vote for him. Excellent views.
  51. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    Maddox is awesome, he`s not trying to be funny most of the time, he`s trying to bash the nail of truth through some of your thick skulls with a sledge hammer.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 7:12 pm
    *Cuts off Maddox`s balls*
  53. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    Too lazy to read :-(
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 8:22 pm
    Maddox is an arsehole but he makes being an arsehole look good.
  55. Profile photo of shabufala
    shabufala Male 13-17
    254 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    I thought maddox was funny, but seriously. I hate him now! No ska?! How am i supposed to live with out Catch 22, Streetlight manifesto, Reel Big Fish, or Big D and the Kids table. I`m starting my own party, the "Pick It Up" party, maybe it should be called the "Rudie" party instead...
  56. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 12:16 am
    While the whole "regressive party" thing was pretty awesome, this isn`t one of Maddox`s better rants.

    I do have a shirt with the "Civil disobedience is still disobedience" thing on it... It rules.

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    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 1:24 am
    This is ancient, but Maddox is hilarious.
  58. Profile photo of yaoninja
    yaoninja Male 13-17
    90 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 1:26 am
    the only i truly agree is the civil disobedience and protesters one... they seem annoying
  59. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 1:27 am
    that guy blows more than a Tijuana hooker on `quarter beer` night.
  60. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
    143 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 1:52 am
    I am voting for Maddox.
  61. Profile photo of runey
    runey Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 6:12 am
    hey, ska kicks ass!
  62. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 8:28 am
    It`s called communism, and Maddox is a boring hack.
  63. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 8:29 am
    That happens to know a suspicious amount about gothics.
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    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 9:22 am
    that site is quite strange hehe... love it sometimes
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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 12:00 pm
    "That way everyone loses, and I win."
    He is really selfish.
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    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 12:18 pm
    That was extremely funny, well maybe because I took it sarcasticaly.
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    well good luck with that... i wouldn`t for you even if a monkey running for presedency(how ever you spell it) too....
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    MickeyFree Male 13-17
    22 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 12:47 pm
    Devi, I`m not seeing the correlation with Maddox`s words and communism. Maybe I`m not reading good enough. And the abortion stuff, you don`t need to know the facts. Its a matter of whether or not you like killing babies or not because you got knocked up. I know, its blunt, but its the truth. I think the only time abortion is viable is in rape scenarios. Ska sucks. And I loved the Hot Topic rant. I hate Hot Topic.
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    Tooostep Male 50-59
    35 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 1:27 pm
    I am so very thankful I can`t begin to find anything he `tries` to write even remotely funny or thought provoking...I guess that means I`m not brain dead yet.
  70. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    He`s an idiot, I know, but he`s a funny idiot.
  71. Profile photo of chronophobe
    chronophobe Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    Lol, you guys (girls)... he obviously doesn`t actually believe stuff like women shouldn`t vote. Honestly I`m ashamed to be a woman after reading some of these posts from other women. Way to further the stereotype of us being cranky and not being able to take a joke. I love Maddox. I also eat cheese pizza, yes it is possible to do both.
  72. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 8:44 pm
    roflmfao that was sooooo funny
    i liked it
    quiet alot actually
    and i agree with his views
  73. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 8:54 pm
    hehee some ppl took tht wayy too seriously i mean its a joke people...
    some people need to come back down to earth and complain about how u dont like this kinda thing to people that care
    but no one does so shut the hell up
    okiess?? =)
  74. Profile photo of SassySweet05
    SassySweet05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 9:05 pm
    chronophove, with you there. Maddox is funny at times. Damn funny at times. And besides if you don`t like him, why do you read it anyway? He says women are cranky little bitches, well some of us(women) are proving the fact.
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    jscohen Male 18-29
    40 posts
    August 19, 2006 at 10:33 pm
    I don`t know who Maddox thinks is reading his crap, lost in the middle of the internet as it is. And if you`re going to answer "i-am-bored account holders" . . . well, how many people visit i-am-bored.com?

    P.S. You people who are against abortion are idiots.

  76. Profile photo of Baphomet73
    Baphomet73 Male 30-39
    198 posts
    August 20, 2006 at 12:39 am
    Maddox is an idiot, but he`s right on the money with the ska issue. Seriously, do you guys know anybody over the age of 20 that listen to that crap?
  77. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    August 20, 2006 at 1:45 am
    I like Maddox! You really need to lighten up and realise he is just screwing around and he does not really mean what he says, and makes up things that he does. It`s really just some light humor. I still like my stance on abortion: What ever happened to orphanages? And drugs?

    And I am against abortion (Except for rape and dire situations), but not becase I give a crap about the unborn children, but because if you get knocked up, you have to live with the punishment:Children.

  78. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    August 20, 2006 at 9:11 pm
    AWWWW NO MORE SKA! AAAAH (jumps out of window) (just to say im being serious, I like ska, and I`m listenin to it right now)
  79. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    Maddox blows huge chunks...
  80. Profile photo of 801210
    801210 Female 13-17
    42 posts
    August 29, 2006 at 12:18 am
    Maddox is my god
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    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 11:55 pm
    do people really dress up as vampires on a regular basis? i nearly pissed myself laughing, i didn`t think anyone would really take vampires seriously, but dude `i`m gonna do something really evil, i`m gonna stay up past curfew` lmfao
  82. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    September 24, 2006 at 10:34 pm
    Infearno...it`s called an accidental slip of the send button, it will happen to you whenever you happen to get more posts.

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