Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.

Submitted by: violingirl77 10 years ago Funny
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=regressive

Maddox is running for president.
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Female 573
Infearno...it`s called an accidental slip of the send button, it will happen to you whenever you happen to get more posts.
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Female 297
do people really dress up as vampires on a regular basis? i nearly pissed myself laughing, i didn`t think anyone would really take vampires seriously, but dude `i`m gonna do something really evil, i`m gonna stay up past curfew` lmfao
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Female 42
Maddox is my god
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Female 1,572
Maddox blows huge chunks...
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Male 602
AWWWW NO MORE SKA! AAAAH (jumps out of window) (just to say im being serious, I like ska, and I`m listenin to it right now)
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Male 738
I like Maddox! You really need to lighten up and realise he is just screwing around and he does not really mean what he says, and makes up things that he does. It`s really just some light humor. I still like my stance on abortion: What ever happened to orphanages? And drugs?

And I am against abortion (Except for rape and dire situations), but not becase I give a crap about the unborn children, but because if you get knocked up, you have to live with the punishment:Children.

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Male 198
Maddox is an idiot, but he`s right on the money with the ska issue. Seriously, do you guys know anybody over the age of 20 that listen to that crap?
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Male 40
I don`t know who Maddox thinks is reading his crap, lost in the middle of the internet as it is. And if you`re going to answer "i-am-bored account holders" . . . well, how many people visit i-am-bored.com?

P.S. You people who are against abortion are idiots.

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Female 221
chronophove, with you there. Maddox is funny at times. Damn funny at times. And besides if you don`t like him, why do you read it anyway? He says women are cranky little bitches, well some of us(women) are proving the fact.
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Female 3,001
hehee some ppl took tht wayy too seriously i mean its a joke people...
some people need to come back down to earth and complain about how u dont like this kinda thing to people that care
but no one does so shut the hell up
okiess?? =)
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Female 3,001
roflmfao that was sooooo funny
i liked it
quiet alot actually
and i agree with his views
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Female 3
Lol, you guys (girls)... he obviously doesn`t actually believe stuff like women shouldn`t vote. Honestly I`m ashamed to be a woman after reading some of these posts from other women. Way to further the stereotype of us being cranky and not being able to take a joke. I love Maddox. I also eat cheese pizza, yes it is possible to do both.
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Female 1,426
He`s an idiot, I know, but he`s a funny idiot.
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Male 35
I am so very thankful I can`t begin to find anything he `tries` to write even remotely funny or thought provoking...I guess that means I`m not brain dead yet.
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Male 22
Devi, I`m not seeing the correlation with Maddox`s words and communism. Maybe I`m not reading good enough. And the abortion stuff, you don`t need to know the facts. Its a matter of whether or not you like killing babies or not because you got knocked up. I know, its blunt, but its the truth. I think the only time abortion is viable is in rape scenarios. Ska sucks. And I loved the Hot Topic rant. I hate Hot Topic.
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Male 703
well good luck with that... i wouldn`t for you even if a monkey running for presedency(how ever you spell it) too....
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Male 506
That was extremely funny, well maybe because I took it sarcasticaly.
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Female 797
"That way everyone loses, and I win."
He is really selfish.
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Male 346
that site is quite strange hehe... love it sometimes
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Female 1,496
That happens to know a suspicious amount about gothics.
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Female 1,496
It`s called communism, and Maddox is a boring hack.
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Male 34
hey, ska kicks ass!
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Female 143
I am voting for Maddox.
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Female 533
that guy blows more than a Tijuana hooker on `quarter beer` night.
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Male 90
the only i truly agree is the civil disobedience and protesters one... they seem annoying
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Male 469
This is ancient, but Maddox is hilarious.
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Male 1,882
While the whole "regressive party" thing was pretty awesome, this isn`t one of Maddox`s better rants.

I do have a shirt with the "Civil disobedience is still disobedience" thing on it... It rules.

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Male 254
I thought maddox was funny, but seriously. I hate him now! No ska?! How am i supposed to live with out Catch 22, Streetlight manifesto, Reel Big Fish, or Big D and the Kids table. I`m starting my own party, the "Pick It Up" party, maybe it should be called the "Rudie" party instead...
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Male 1,265
Maddox is an arsehole but he makes being an arsehole look good.
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Female 2,552
Too lazy to read :-(
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Male 3,014
*Cuts off Maddox`s balls*
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Male 2,486
Maddox is awesome, he`s not trying to be funny most of the time, he`s trying to bash the nail of truth through some of your thick skulls with a sledge hammer.
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Male 425
I`d vote for him. Excellent views.
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Female 198
aftershock: yeah, maddox is god already, awesome aint it?

and lkj, if u dont wish to be amused, dont visit a site such as iab, go to cnn.com or something. if you do wish to be amused, but simply think maddox is inappropriate, thats fine. That is your opinion. However some people also hold the opinion that Maddox is amusing. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, correct?

So why the need for bickering? :D

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Male 111
Hahaha...maddox is funny. Some of the things he says are stupid though...
Agianst abortion, but for killing babies:Tottally for it.
No protests/police:No we need them because only old saggy dumb people run the goverment and they`re amazed by trains still...And we need police, but we need them to focus on REAL problems, unlike they do now.
Vampires:lmao yes, kill them.
Ska: I don`t really give a poo
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Male 381
BleednBeauty we got you the first time
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Male 144
mel was wrong
jews dont start all the wars
people who take things to damned seriously start all the wars
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Female 52
Ha ha what a W**ker. Was funny to read though, except the women`s right to vote thing... ¬_¬
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Male 154
wow i hated taht entry...
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Male 2,781
MADDOX IS BADASS!!! HE SHOULD BE PRESIDENT! OR KING BETTER!!! OR GOD!!! IF HE`S NOT ALREADY.


AND YA HE`S GOT A BADASS BOOK OUT NOW.

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Female 114
Lmao, you people take it too seriously. If you don`t like his type of humour, don`t talk about it and tell the rest of us how much it sux0rz.
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Female 5
Maddox can be funny sometimes, but when he`s not he`s REALLY not. Like right now.
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Female 573
This guy is a sad excuse for a 21st Century male. Come back to the present, woman vote, get over it. Good luck getting elected president with that attitude. You may get votes from the idiotic males that can stand the fact that woman are equal and maybe even higher in power to them, but there are quite a lot of woman in this country that will NOT take that. And if he did get elected, he would be impeached or killed before you can say idiot comic.
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Male 381
Ska is banned. Nobody listens to ska.

Suck my d!ck a$$hole, I listen to ska

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Male 144
this is the first time I heard of this guy.
pretty funny
I know exactly what he`s talking about with the vampire kids
I used to have "room"mates like that
why are there so many uptight people? it`s obviously a joke
tight-sphicters should be banned to
oh and by the way lkjslain
abortion is freaking hilarious
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Female 648
Lola, I know what the word means, I also know how to spell. Often, when I post things, I write them on the computer first so as not to lose them if the page gives me a "page can not be displayed" and it corrects words that IT thinks are wrong. I didn`t correct it. Secondly, I don`t need to lighten up, because I wasn`t... heavy up? To begin with, if you were joking, good for you, but I don`t think it`s something to joke about. And lastly, I thought that it was obvious that I picked a side. I`m Pro life, period. But, you can`t be one side or the other unless you know facts.
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Female 55
I like Ska...

Who is this guy? It seems like others here have heard of him before.

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Female 511
Maddox is supposed to be "tongue in cheek", but more often than not he`s nothing more than tiresome. Satire is great... when it`s actually funny. This? Boring and stupid. I just don`t think Americans (at least the general American citizen, there are exceptions) are very good at satire. The Brits have us beat in that market.
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Female 471
That just frightened me.
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Male 201
Why is i-am-bored linking to two year old post by maddox? Maddox is well enough self-publicised that he dosnt need links from i-a-b, aspecially if the post is two years old..
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Female 31
I believe they were talking about the book, not the actual time period.
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Male 9
"Witty but still stupid. Maddox`s world sounds like something out of 1984."

That WAS the time when was growing up...

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Female 31
Misquotations make the poster seem dumber than the party you try to mock, Boxtop. )-|

Maddox is the saddest excuse for comedy. Especially with his fanboys.

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Male 354
I`m starting to like this guy.
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Male 493
This post reminds me of about 2 years ago. You know, when Maddox wrote this before the presidential elections when it was kind of relevant.
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Male 651
Get over it, people. It`s Maddox. He already has enough trouble as it is saying what`s on his mind without you stupid noobs going "OMG THAT IZ RONG MADOX U SUX0R!!1!one"
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Female 78
I agree completly with you, dudeman.
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Male 552
That`s and old entry you picked.
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Male 1,526
dont like maddox, hes not nearly as funy as he thinks he is
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Male 197
love it, but its old as time
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Female 96
Hey, I found it funny.

.. And I never find anything funny.

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Male 2,057
hmmm quite funny
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Female 455
Witty but still stupid. Maddox`s world sounds like something out of 1984.
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Female 1,972
Lighten up lkj...I was being sarcastic.

BTW: it`s vehemently, the expression or intensity of emotion or conviction. so you take both sides? Doesn`t that make you what you accuse me of?

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Male 1,030
stupid...
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Female 648
So, sitting in a non position makes you a better candidate Lola? So, yes... that`s EXACTLY what we need, we need people who will go, "I`m tired of this and that, I`ll be neither and yeah..." and they do nothing? ... Common people, one or the other. And REGARDLESS of whether he was joking or not, I feel that it was very inappropriate. As someone who`s studied the pros and cons of abortion VEMENTLY I don`t think dead babies is a joking matter whether they`re "alive" or "not" when it`s done.
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Female 1,382
Whos Maddox? the only name person that comes to mind is the celebrity toddy.
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Male 222
Maddox is great. Infact... to hell with Alexander the Great, many people have conquered many countries, but Maddox has achieved something greater; The Internet itself!
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Female 1,972
Yet, Maddox is still the lesser of all the included evils, and a viable candidate.
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Male 3,255
Anyone who dosent like maddox is reading way to far into him. Quit taking yourself so seriously and take it for what it is, silly tounge-in-cheek comedy.
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Male 66
hahah i love maddox
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Female 162
I like ska...
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Male 1,354
Lame. Maddox sucks.
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Male 4,246
I`m starting to really dislike this Maddox. He`s funny sometimes, but a true shythead the rest of the time.

And ska is awesome.

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Female 68
haha, i hated it, but i liked the vampire part... what an ass. i`m not voting for him >.<
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Male 82
old as
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Female 45
>=( downinit.
didnt agree.
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Male 31
Women = objects
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Male 230
That rant blew more than a prostitute on a friday nite.
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Female 162
Well I`m pro shoving-a-soldering-iron-up-his-ass now.
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Female 394
What the?
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Female 1,426
Link: Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither. [Rate Link] - Maddox is running for president.
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