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Date: 08/07/06 02:15 AM

46 Responses to Kidstoned Chewable Valium

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 1:59 am
    Link: Kidstoned Chewable Valium - Keep those kids under control.
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    BloodySpade Male 13-17
    111 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 2:18 am
    I need some of that..
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    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 2:21 am
    hahahahahaha...my cousin needs that
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 2:23 am
    I wish I had some chewable valium. Lol. Just poke at em, with a stick.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 2:48 am
    Huh.. Why buy that when

    Sack of Oranges + Force + Head = results of valieum without any bruises.

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    sportsguy69 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 2:52 am
    "all u hav 2 do is check thier breathing once in a while and poke them with a stick." lol. i think i should of had that wen i was little.
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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 2:54 am
    Haha, old as dirt and probably a repost but it`s funny everytime ^_^
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    ffr_player Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 2:56 am
    lol
    "just check their breathing once in a while"
    priceless
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    M3ssenjah Male 13-17
    80 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 3:03 am
    More like kidstone TRIPLE REPOST.
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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 3:06 am
    Illegal.
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    BurnBurn Male 18-29
    223 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 3:58 am
    M3ssenjah drat off you repost police mean person..

    anyway i havent seen that but its funny without people getting posts by saying repost.

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    scott-13 Male 13-17
    963 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 4:57 am
    lol and m3ssenjah your not funny
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 5:56 am
    somebody`s cranky- it must be Valium Time!!!!
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    phco3 Female 18-29
    220 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 6:25 am
    Not funny, and valium is not a barbituate.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 7:07 am
    haha it is funny...just poke them with a stick...hahaha...i think i need that for my 3 brothers
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    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 7:27 am
    haha i saw that ages ago its brilliant :-D
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 8:01 am
    kidstoned chewable morphine on the simpsons

    those kids were being a bit racist though :-P

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    heidi-15 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 8:14 am
    wtf! dats jus sik lol x
  19. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 9:25 am
    I know it`s just a joke, but God, that`s sick!
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    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 10:18 am
    RyanF701 you stole my joke from family guy I only use...consider this war
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    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 11:34 am
    HA!This is hilairious.i should give it to my cousin...
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    dull_moore Female 13-17
    228 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 12:00 pm
    Haha, I thought it was real at first :(
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    lol "do not put in mouth or rectum"
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    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    Hot dang..I keep forgetting how funny American humour really is...(SARCASM!)
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    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    ...which means that the average German would find this HILARIOUS!
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    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    Lol I want one of these for Chriatmas!
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    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 2:18 pm
    what ever happened to a spanking? Parents are too fearful to just spank the kid`s butt... now everything has to be done with drugs. What side affetcs does this crap do to the kid? Spanking just hurts for a little..
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    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    lol wow my brother`s friends need that
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    em33547 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    thats kinda sick!
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    simon123 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 5:45 pm
    someone`s already said it but valium is the trade name for diazepam which is a benzodiazepine, not a barbiturate which are hardly prescribed anymore.
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    Bulldogxx831 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 8:52 pm
    Hey buddy, are you serious man? You think spanking is going to work? Maybe we should just kick down todays kids. Kick dirt in their faces. Spanking won`t do crap. America is the the dumbest yet richest nation. With all those Americans being so rich and lazy they go for the easy solution....drugs. Drugs in certain doeses dont harm the body. Although they do lower the immune system but hell, every kid wants to get pnemonia once in their life. And as for the racist part. The damn kids were playing cowboys and indians. Personally I still play the part of the cowboy except I don`t dress up i just go `round shootin` people. haha just kidding....but not really. And anti-racists aren`t taking away anything i still say "I am a racist!" it`s the people themselves who are imprisoning themselves with these words. Wowzers this is a long post.
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    Bulldogxx831 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 8:54 pm
    ^^^^wow it blocked out what i said and changed it anyway i was going for the deragatory term againest the black race. and please read my post above
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    They are not only useful for parents to use on thier kids, but its also useful for pedophiles to use on kids!
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    flipz444 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 9:41 pm
    Hah...reminds me of a time when this kid i know jumped off a roof and broke his foot, then took some flinstone vitamins to ease the pain...retard
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 9:52 pm
    "Hey buddy, are you serious man? You think spanking is going to work? Maybe we should just kick down todays kids. Kick dirt in their faces. Spanking won`t do crap. America is the the dumbest yet richest nation."
    ok, you were probly never spanked as a kid.
    but being even the age of 15, if i wasnt spanked as a kid i would never have learned anything. the pint isnt to "hurt" them, the point is to teach them that every action has a consequence. when they do something they know they shouldnt, they get punished (but not too severely), and when they do something good the (for the most part) get rewarded.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 7, 2006 at 10:30 pm
    Huh? What joke on family guy Tyrizzle?
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    AwayFromMe Female 13-17
    27 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 12:49 am
    Whoever is saying spanking kids is right, that it will teach them, it won`t. Inflicting pain on someone probably WILL teach them something, but it will also make them fear you (which you may argue is a good thing, but would you want your kids to be afraid of you?) It can also damage kids mentally as well. So, sorry to be so blunt, but shut the hell up.

    And about Ritalin, so you`re saying when your kid gets out of control because something is wrong with the chemicals in his brain, that hitting him (spanking) is going to solve that problem? You`re wrong, to be straightforward.

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    CacaPUNYETA Female 18-29
    139 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 1:19 am
    i guess it depends why you are beating up your kids...

    i got two beat downs of my life when i was 8 by my dad because of my smarta.s.s. mouth and i learned well from it...don`t say rude s.h.i.t. in front of your parents!!

    however if you kids are too hyper and just playing around, jebus let them have fun. you must have a reason for beating your kids, the kids in the video were just playing games not disrespecting their mother or writing with crayons on the walls.

    i honestly don`t think medication unless absolutely necessary for kids is worth it, a good beating will do they will learn from it when they are older.

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    Flame00091 Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    haha "Or just poke at them with a stick." thats great.
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    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 1:35 pm
    ALL drugs have a side affect... A while back they claimed ritailn to have some severe side affect. I see too mnay bratty kids in public.. screaming running around and crap.. know why? Cause mommy and daddy think theyre Adam Sandler in "Big Daddy".
    "I`ll let the kid do what he wants" Wrong... the PARENT is the ADULT..The kid doesn`t know jack squat. He doesn`t know what he wants. OR what is right or wrong.. that what mom and dad are for. Sadly in today`s world American`s have degrated values and standards.
    Most.. not all.Kids arent repremanded when they need to be. So they grow up to be little pricks. Oh... And let me ask this... How does a kid know that he has done wrong when he is gven Valium or Ritain? The drugs just stop him.. he doesn`t know why, he can`t see its because he set the playhouse on fire. If he gets a smack on the ass and told why he was bad then he`ll know why he got his bottom slapped. He can`t figure crap out if he is blown out of his smal
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    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 1:37 pm
    I got smacked when I was a kid... Yeah it stung for a half hour but I knew not to do what I did again. I didn`t need any drugs, My parents were parents. They handeled theyre child when she was bad like good parents do.
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    twitch43 Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 6:15 pm
    Um, there`s a difference between spanking and beating. Beating the poo out of a kid is wrong, but giving an out of control kid a little spank can be helpful. I got spanked(not beaten) as a kid, and I learned to respect people, if I acted like a little sh*t, there were conequences. And I don`t fear or hate my parents, I love and respect them for not letting me turn into a brat.
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 8:22 pm
    omg theres alot of long comments on this page!
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    Bulldogxx831 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 8:36 pm
    yea my parents spanked me when i was bad but that just taught me to do it when no one was looking
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    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 10:16 pm
    *Sigh*
    I`m on Zoloft and Seroquel.
    My brother`s on ritalin.
    I don`t know what my mom`s on.
    We`re a medicated family, and with it, we`re great.
    Without it, don`t even try to talk.
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    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 11:41 pm
    Sack of Oranges + Force + Head = results of valieum without any bruises.

    I don`t know, those oranges might bruise.

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