Kidstoned Chewable Valium

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Entertainment
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Keep those kids under control.
There are 46 comments:
Male 738
Sack of Oranges + Force + Head = results of valieum without any bruises.

I don`t know, those oranges might bruise.

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Female 857
*Sigh*
I`m on Zoloft and Seroquel.
My brother`s on ritalin.
I don`t know what my mom`s on.
We`re a medicated family, and with it, we`re great.
Without it, don`t even try to talk.
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Male 16
yea my parents spanked me when i was bad but that just taught me to do it when no one was looking
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Female 1,944
omg theres alot of long comments on this page!
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Female 87
Um, there`s a difference between spanking and beating. Beating the poo out of a kid is wrong, but giving an out of control kid a little spank can be helpful. I got spanked(not beaten) as a kid, and I learned to respect people, if I acted like a little sh*t, there were conequences. And I don`t fear or hate my parents, I love and respect them for not letting me turn into a brat.
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Female 281
I got smacked when I was a kid... Yeah it stung for a half hour but I knew not to do what I did again. I didn`t need any drugs, My parents were parents. They handeled theyre child when she was bad like good parents do.
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Female 281
ALL drugs have a side affect... A while back they claimed ritailn to have some severe side affect. I see too mnay bratty kids in public.. screaming running around and crap.. know why? Cause mommy and daddy think theyre Adam Sandler in "Big Daddy".
"I`ll let the kid do what he wants" Wrong... the PARENT is the ADULT..The kid doesn`t know jack squat. He doesn`t know what he wants. OR what is right or wrong.. that what mom and dad are for. Sadly in today`s world American`s have degrated values and standards.
Most.. not all.Kids arent repremanded when they need to be. So they grow up to be little pricks. Oh... And let me ask this... How does a kid know that he has done wrong when he is gven Valium or Ritain? The drugs just stop him.. he doesn`t know why, he can`t see its because he set the playhouse on fire. If he gets a smack on the ass and told why he was bad then he`ll know why he got his bottom slapped. He can`t figure crap out if he is blown out of his smal
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Female 87
haha "Or just poke at them with a stick." thats great.
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Female 139
i guess it depends why you are beating up your kids...

i got two beat downs of my life when i was 8 by my dad because of my smarta.s.s. mouth and i learned well from it...don`t say rude s.h.i.t. in front of your parents!!

however if you kids are too hyper and just playing around, jebus let them have fun. you must have a reason for beating your kids, the kids in the video were just playing games not disrespecting their mother or writing with crayons on the walls.

i honestly don`t think medication unless absolutely necessary for kids is worth it, a good beating will do they will learn from it when they are older.

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Female 27
Whoever is saying spanking kids is right, that it will teach them, it won`t. Inflicting pain on someone probably WILL teach them something, but it will also make them fear you (which you may argue is a good thing, but would you want your kids to be afraid of you?) It can also damage kids mentally as well. So, sorry to be so blunt, but shut the hell up.

And about Ritalin, so you`re saying when your kid gets out of control because something is wrong with the chemicals in his brain, that hitting him (spanking) is going to solve that problem? You`re wrong, to be straightforward.

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Male 2,486
Huh? What joke on family guy Tyrizzle?
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Male 1,420
"Hey buddy, are you serious man? You think spanking is going to work? Maybe we should just kick down todays kids. Kick dirt in their faces. Spanking won`t do crap. America is the the dumbest yet richest nation."
ok, you were probly never spanked as a kid.
but being even the age of 15, if i wasnt spanked as a kid i would never have learned anything. the pint isnt to "hurt" them, the point is to teach them that every action has a consequence. when they do something they know they shouldnt, they get punished (but not too severely), and when they do something good the (for the most part) get rewarded.
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Male 63
Hah...reminds me of a time when this kid i know jumped off a roof and broke his foot, then took some flinstone vitamins to ease the pain...retard
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Male 1,550
They are not only useful for parents to use on thier kids, but its also useful for pedophiles to use on kids!
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Male 16
^^^^wow it blocked out what i said and changed it anyway i was going for the deragatory term againest the black race. and please read my post above
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Male 16
Hey buddy, are you serious man? You think spanking is going to work? Maybe we should just kick down todays kids. Kick dirt in their faces. Spanking won`t do crap. America is the the dumbest yet richest nation. With all those Americans being so rich and lazy they go for the easy solution....drugs. Drugs in certain doeses dont harm the body. Although they do lower the immune system but hell, every kid wants to get pnemonia once in their life. And as for the racist part. The damn kids were playing cowboys and indians. Personally I still play the part of the cowboy except I don`t dress up i just go `round shootin` people. haha just kidding....but not really. And anti-racists aren`t taking away anything i still say "I am a racist!" it`s the people themselves who are imprisoning themselves with these words. Wowzers this is a long post.
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Male 17
someone`s already said it but valium is the trade name for diazepam which is a benzodiazepine, not a barbiturate which are hardly prescribed anymore.
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Female 99
thats kinda sick!
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Female 1,134
lol wow my brother`s friends need that
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Female 281
what ever happened to a spanking? Parents are too fearful to just spank the kid`s butt... now everything has to be done with drugs. What side affetcs does this crap do to the kid? Spanking just hurts for a little..
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Male 919
Lol I want one of these for Chriatmas!
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Male 287
...which means that the average German would find this HILARIOUS!
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Male 287
Hot dang..I keep forgetting how funny American humour really is...(SARCASM!)
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Female 1,652
lol "do not put in mouth or rectum"
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Female 228
Haha, I thought it was real at first :(
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Male 743
HA!This is hilairious.i should give it to my cousin...
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Male 908
RyanF701 you stole my joke from family guy I only use...consider this war
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Male 3,014
I know it`s just a joke, but God, that`s sick!
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Female 2
wtf! dats jus sik lol x
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Male 2,057
kidstoned chewable morphine on the simpsons

those kids were being a bit racist though :-P

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Male 346
haha i saw that ages ago its brilliant :-D
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Female 3,001
haha it is funny...just poke them with a stick...hahaha...i think i need that for my 3 brothers
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Female 220
Not funny, and valium is not a barbituate.
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Female 1,972
somebody`s cranky- it must be Valium Time!!!!
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Male 962
lol and m3ssenjah your not funny
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Male 223
M3ssenjah drat off you repost police mean person..

anyway i havent seen that but its funny without people getting posts by saying repost.

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Female 1,397
Illegal.
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Male 80
More like kidstone TRIPLE REPOST.
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Male 95
lol
"just check their breathing once in a while"
priceless
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Male 923
Haha, old as dirt and probably a repost but it`s funny everytime ^_^
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Male 236
"all u hav 2 do is check thier breathing once in a while and poke them with a stick." lol. i think i should of had that wen i was little.
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Male 2,486
Huh.. Why buy that when

Sack of Oranges + Force + Head = results of valieum without any bruises.

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Female 850
I wish I had some chewable valium. Lol. Just poke at em, with a stick.
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Female 327
hahahahahaha...my cousin needs that
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Male 111
I need some of that..
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Male 10,115
Link: Kidstoned Chewable Valium [Rate Link] - Keep those kids under control.
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