iBox

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

The new gaming system from Apple.
There are 98 comments:
Male 447
is it real?
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Male 27
i already have something that tells me if i`m hungry it`s called my brain bitch
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Male 1,263
ahahahahaha ohhh that was great!
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Female 68
fake Apple commercials are always funny. esp. the BSoD parody.
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Male 198
Apple is the hipster doofus of the computer world.

That said, I should mention that I finally upgraded to Windows XP, and it`s crashed more times than an alcoholic cabbie on the 4th of July.

Down with iPod, long live Muvo!!!

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Male 733
"your mother sucks c*ck in hell" lol. classic
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Female 584
The iBox...what can`t it do?...or should that be What can it do?

;)

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Male 213
G4 is fuxking awesome.

ALso.

iBox: It has a soul.

priceless.

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Male 334
alright
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Male 4,246
The serial killer`s soul reminds me of a skit from "The Kids in the Hall."
Closet demon: YOUR HEAD IS A BOIL!! YOU SUCK WORMS!! I HATE YOUR FEEEEEEEEET!!!!!
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Female 78
Haha, kinda weird but cool. =]
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Male 89
"Apple rules. Too bad G4 sucks nuts."-fodarexii well so does your mother G4 rules why cant apple just stfu already? damn theyre annoying as hell they need 2 understand that they suck big balls next 2 microsoft no joke and another thing they put i in the begginging of everything "hey can i have some chicken?" "no but you can have some of my iChicken"...."can i play your gamecube?" "no but you can play my iGameCube".....what a bunch of [email protected]#`s seriously well glad i got that out my system lol yay
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Male 5
Heh stupid apple they deserve it
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Male 8
Or you can download similar programs for free. Just because A PC doesnt tell you what programs to use doesnt mean its bad. It simply leaves the coice up to you what you want preinstalled.
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Male 105
necros, you said:
"expensive.. and yes they are.. you lose, good day sir"
that wasn`t a very good comeback...
true, they have a HIGH price. but that doesn`t mean that it is EXPENSIVE. it isn`t expensive, because macs come with tons of software preinstalled. with a pc, you have to go out and buy all of those things. so with a pc, you are getting a small amount for a low price, and with a mac you get a lot for a higher price. it ISN`T expensive for its value.
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Male 2,781
LMAO!!! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS C`CK IN HELL!!!

I DON`T LIKE PLATFORM GAMES, COMPUTER GAMES ARE THE SH`T!!!

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Male 116
what was on that guy with the green shirts arm?
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Male 598
MY iBox tells me when im hungry BITTY!!! um, what about the stomach, is it outdated now?
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Male 453
expensive.. and yes they are.. you lose, good day sir
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Male 738
That was pretty good. I like mac`s better, since bootcamp came out. Apple, you are saved.
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Male 30
Ibox: Play it?
I looove G4 posts
Being as i dont get that channel anymore
*weeps*
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Male 105
no, necros, macs are not exspensive. they even compared the prices of a mac pro with a dell which had basicly the exact same qualities (speed, memory, etc.,) and it cost LESS. AND macs come with all that great software built in!
http://events.apple.com.edgesuite.net/au...
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Male 453
sorry bout double post, im on a mac
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Male 453
jesus christ

"Macs are not overpriced. Get you head out of your ass."

right so a top end mac V an alienware or another top end pc. let me just sort through my ass and find a good game to play, right hmm hl2, quake 4, far cry, prey. OOps my top end mac just popped its sleek casing. while my ugly brutal pc, ate the game, then shat it onto the mac. want to upgrade your mac. PITY, you cant... buy a new one fass. I LOVE my ipod, wait i did untill the twelve month battery period ended. woops i lose.

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Male 453
Im cool because i have a mac. cool, but stupid.
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Male 453
jesus christ

"Macs are not overpriced. Get you head out of your ass."

right so a top end mac V an alienware or another top end pc. let me just sort through my ass and find a good game to play, right hmm hl2, quake 4, far cry, prey. OOps my top end mac just popped its sleek casing. while my ugly brutal pc, ate the game, then shat it onto the mac. want to upgrade your mac. PITY, you cant... buy a new one fass. I LOVE my ipod, wait i did untill the twelve month battery period ended. woops i lose.

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Male 38
lol only gets better at the end
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Female 77
Why don`t you all shutup and actually talk about what these comments are supposed to be about.THE VIDEO.& the video was a bit humorous..
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Male 15
I love G4
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Male 2,703
^^^ my point exactly. and the people who make the "funny" mac commercials are the ones that have "mastered" windows (because THATs such a task *sarcastic) and cant work a mac worth crap, or are subborn with their computer. its like a person that owns a neon, its crap and falls apart easily, compared to a honda that last forever.
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Male 15
This is childish. There are different strokes for different folks. I personally am a Linux user, but I`ve used both windows and mac, and I find they`re just intended for different kinds of people. The people I`ve met who own macs are video editors, media editors, publicists, and stuff like that. The people who I`ve seen using linux are either people who know what they`re doing, or people who just wanna feel like they can actually control what the computer does :). windows users? ...I don`t wanna be rude to you all, but I don`t have absolutely nothing nice to say about them, so... yeah =P.
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Male 108
finding away to play it is the game
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Female 3
Hah, that was pretty great.
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Male 2,703
macs right click by holding option and clicking, holding down click for 3 seconds, or simply buying a 2 button mouse that uses usb (2.0 if you want).

and there are plenty of good games for mac, and if you dont like mac OS, you can install windows on apples, AND run mac OS without partition of the HD. hmmmm i dont see any windows machines running both, or 2 OS`s without partition.

and i have never heard of a virus for the macintosh OS...

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Male 556
huh???
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Male 239
Well, Macs right-click by holding down the mouse button for three seconds. not good enough for some online games, though. (New Macs have Right-Click!)
I like Apple, `cause they made my iPod, and sent me a new one when it broke. I actually wish they made the iBox. Though they should use a different name.
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Male 29
ostracod, you want to see all the features of a PC? Google the word programs. Anything you could ever want is there.

Mac can do alot of things alot better out of the box. But a PC can be made to do anything, and most likely better, all depends on the program.

I can name 2 things that your precious mac`s can`t do. Right Click and play descent video games. If this wasn`t the case Boot Camp would have never been released.

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Male 72
I know that windows machines work better and are easier to use than macs, because I have used them both. I had to use a mac for a couple hours every day at school and it would crash at least once a day, on average. I had to use a PC about that long as well, and they very rarely crashed.

Dark_Dragon, dont say something like those macs sucked because they were at a school. I know they did, the PCs they have suck too. But they are still better.

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Female 117
Ha.

I`ve used windows before. But I like mac better.

Much better.

Of course, most you are probably children who know nothing beyond macs then the crap kind your schools have. =/

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Male 448
Lol. The soul of the iBox was the best.
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Female 168
G4 ROCKSSSS. love X-play. love this. love it love it.
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Male 2,703
im sorry, but i am tired of windows people bashing apple. linux people realize that mac is the closest to linux there is, and a hell of a lot more efficient than windows. windows on the other hand is for retards who cant figure out how to do anything with a one button mouse, this is why they have to make these commecials to make themselves feel better.
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Male 2,513
WOW. Mac OSX TIGER... now with faxing [email protected]!!!1!!!9!!
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Female 205
apple is really just going insane now. (i know this is fake)
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Male 105
sorry about being so swearish and angry before... and i completely agree with you, mickeyfree.
before you said i didn`t know what i was talking about, but didn`t you basicly enforce what i said before?
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Male 158
just what i would expect from apple
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Male 506
Macs are not overpriced, pcs just are extremely cheap to make and suck because of that.
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Male 22
And why would having to write for millions of different hardware configurations be easier? Wouldn`t it be easier programming something you know will work on all the conmputers you write it for?

Macs are not overpriced. Get you head out of your ass. Hardware specs alone are not the ONLY thing that makes or breaks a computer. Add in the price for the OS, the iLife apps, the nice packaging, and the aesthetics, you got a damn good value. Plus you don`t have to buy expensive anti-virus software or creative software, all built in.

Oh yeah, I forgot, why would market share come into play in virus making, when there were viruses for OS 9, and that had even LESS of a market share then OS X.

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Male 22
Ok, please don`t judge all Mac users on our friend ostracod here. He sounds like he doesn`t know dick about what he`s talking about.

First off, I am a Mac guy, but I still recognize what the PC platform has to offer. Second, don`t naysay about either platform until you have used the "newest" generation of said platform. Yeah, an original Mac 128k is a crap shake compared to a modern Dell, so make sure your arguements are up to date. Macs do NOT take 2 minutes to turn off. Click the blue Apple logo, click shutdown, and you`re on your way.

The Mac market makes up a surprisingly large amount. Just in notebooks alone, the Mac owns 12% of the market. And regardless of how "small" the market share is, it is hard to create a virus for Mac. Maybe not hard to MAKE it, but to infect, thats the hard part. Safari, the default web browser for OS X, can literally pick apart a file and determine what it does. If its flagged as a virus, it will ask you whether or not you want

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Male 223
eh that wasnt that funny
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Male 102
hahaha thats pretty funny
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Male 65
Haha, that was pretty funny. I have Apple.
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Male 53
I personally have nothing against Apple. Would I buy a Mac? No. I like games. Macs don`t do as well with games. `Nuff said.
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Male 105
ok, if you say im a bad debater, then here`s all of the features of macintosh:
http://www.apple.com/macosx/newfeatures/...
and
http://www.apple.com/getamac/
and acid, the vertical production of macintosh IS their strength. (aka, apple makes most of the things for macs, like the operating system, hardware, software.) since windows has a horizontal production, there are many flaws which can happen at each level. the programmers have to understand the people who make windows, and the people who make windows must understand the people who make the hardware. there are many places where one person could misinterperet another. that`s what causes windows to be a less sturdy operating system.
macs can do anything that windows can. they just happen to have less software. and guess what? if you want to run some software which is only compatible w/ w
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Male 1,066
This was from G4?
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Male 86
mac os practicly never crashes
-=That`s because you can`t turn MAC`s off without holding down a button for 1 minute. There is no other way, even viruses can`t penetrate that security.

gets practicly no viruses,
-= because the two people who have a mac would know who created the virus, it`s the guy without the it

and if apple made a gaming platform, it would be shaped like a box without a billion cables, because apple comes up with such simple and elegant designs
-=Athesics simply can not beat performance
it would probably just download games off the internet via wi-fii, with wireless controlers, a built in screen, and it would run off of a battery
-= Probably, yeah. Too bad apple knows they would get owned by xbox nintendo and sony

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Female 873
tht was crap.. i hate these stupid unfunny parodies.
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Male 108
this was funny, I especially liked the "play it?" one
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Male 53
ostracod, the reason mac has very few viruses is because very few people use it. Look up "diminished returns" in the dictionary.
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Female 854
sucked. way too long
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Male 178
i wannt one
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Female 2,552
Haha.
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Female 797
Meh. *Yawns*
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Male 29
heh, hi-lar-i-ous

and ostracod, you have NFI.

A PC is a complex tool. Something that can be taught to do anything. When building a program for a PC do you know how many different set-ups you ahev to cater for? So many different video cards, processors, audio cards, processors, hard drives. Different types of partioning, software, drivers. Hundreds of different motherboards and a old Windows operating systems.

When you get an apple porgramw, it`s built by apple themselves. It`s all the same inside there and the programmers are given an easy set of rules to follow to create. But their strokes are limited by it all.

There are no viruses, or any crashes, because when you buy a Mac, you`re not buying a computer. You`re buying a mac. It`s been built from the ground up to be what it is. It offers 100% compatability with itself. A constructed PC howeverm takes a learned individual and bundles of know how to get the thing off the ground, and running smoothly.

Stop fanboying it up.

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Female 552
ibox: Play it?
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Male 16
that made me more bored than i already was.. but the end was funny. it tells you when your hungry =O!
iBox:Also Plays Games!=)
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Male 4,393
weird and stupid
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Male 1,420
yay un educated poor debaters!
you made nearly no valid points. all you said was "mac has more features." what are these featurse then? and how does it do "everything else better than microsoft"? i hontesly want to know.
the point of this link is that apple computers are "simple" and everything is "easy to do."
mac is like paint by numbers. everyhings easy to do, and the finished product looks nice, but thats what it was meant for.
PCs on the other hand, are a little more complex. its like a blank canvis and a bunch of paint. sure, it may not tell you what you need to do, but because everything is so open, you can do alot more on it.
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Male 105
you f*cking windows lovers... you don`t know a fu*king thing about apple or macintosh. yes, it`s true that apple does have less software, but it does everything else better than microsoft (and it would be better than the playstation, if it did make a gaming system.) mac os practicly never crashes, gets practicly no viruses, and has about a billion more features than windows. and if apple made a gaming platform, it would be shaped like a box without a billion cables, because apple comes up with such simple and elegant designs. it would probably just download games off the internet via wi-fii, with wireless controlers, a built in screen, and it would run off of a battery. f*cking a*sholes....
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Female 2
lol
Hello Mr. Gates?
yeah, we`re working on something that tells u when you`re hungry.
Oh yeah? Well I`ve already got the iBox from Apple, BIT*H!!!!!
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Male 1,085
I bet they cost like 700 bucks. Haha. Apple stuff is WAY overpriced.
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Male 1,725
I WANT 1 lol
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Male 1,225
the second older should be other...
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Male 1,225
This is older then most of the older parodies.

I`ve had this on my ipod since they put it on the X-play podcast... irony? I think so.

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Female 1,496
Those are getting old. This one had almost zero relevance because Apple does not even have a gaming system. That and the new PS3 will be wireless. One HDMI is all you will need. OK I`m geeking out here.
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Female 799
Haha funny.
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Male 346
haha i loved it at the beggining i thought it was reeal... how stupid of me
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Male 316
I`ve seen this too many times. Once at this site, once or twice on YouTube, a few times on random forums...
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Male 458
stupid!
photshopped (crawling into the hole i came from)
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Female 455
I want the soul of a convicted murderer!
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Male 160
funny
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Male 2,567
hmm
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Female 13
"I mean power cord...what?!?!"

It`s not that hard buddy, a 4 year old can plug in a power cord, lol

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Male 797
"It`s just a box. Life is difficult enough!"
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Male 623
Apple rules. Too bad G4 sucks nuts.
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Male 2
Lol, Very Funny
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Male 908
Your mom sucks dick in hell...
PWNED!!!!
...ibox BITCH
...i love it
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Male 888
Hah, awesome.
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Male 289
YAY!!! KITTIES!!!
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Female 56
Funny! 4 stars! =D
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Male 54
hahahaha, i hate all apple commercials, this made me feel alot better, and cured my boredom
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Male 66
"play it?" hahaha i loved it
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Male 1,354
kinda funny.
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Male 34
kinda liked it:)
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Male 86
lol, I hate apple commercials.
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Female 123
that was weird and stupid.
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Male 379
for some reason this made me hungry
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Male 10,115
Link: iBox [Rate Link] - The new gaming system from Apple.
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