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Date: 08/08/06 02:35 AM

112 Responses to How to open a bottle with a piece of paper

  1. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 12:49 am
    Link: How to open a bottle with a piece of paper - Never be stuck without a bottle opener again!
  2. Profile photo of Cryonic
    Cryonic Female 18-29
    20 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 1:13 am
    Wow. I`m sure that`ll come in handy.
  3. Profile photo of morbious
    morbious Male 30-39
    51 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:38 am
    cause a lighter, a table edge, a knife, and your teeth or a million other things would take less than a minuit 56 and that would be wrong.
  4. Profile photo of flipz444
    flipz444 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:40 am
    took way too long for nothing
  5. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:43 am
    I agree with morbious... that was pointless.

    But to avoid chipping stuff - or your teeth - just buy this.

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/access...

    The Original Ring Thingy! Woot!

  6. Profile photo of banana_benda
    banana_benda Male 40-49
    144 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:43 am
    I would have drunk the bottle by the time he got it open.
  7. Profile photo of markitos
    markitos Male 30-39
    9 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:44 am
    BOOOOOOOORRRIIIIIIIING
    I can do that too, but i just hold the paper, wrap my hand around the bottle top and TWIST!
    what a retard...

  8. Profile photo of gilly_60
    gilly_60 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:46 am
    lets compare two ways to open a bottle:

    With a Bottle Opener:
    1. find bottle opener
    2. open bottle
    3. enjoy

    With paper
    1. find a perfect piece of paper
    2. fold
    3. fold
    4. fold
    5. fold
    6. fold
    7. fold
    8. Try really hard to open bottle
    9. finally, open the bottle
    10. enjoy

  9. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    661 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:48 am
    hahaha stupid
  10. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:51 am

    Makes almost as much sense as this does

  11. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:58 am
    Teehee tyrizzle?
  12. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    963 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:05 am
    boreing
  13. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:08 am
    wtf doesnt even explain it
  14. Profile photo of LellersD
    LellersD Female 13-17
    4 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:12 am
    I don`t think you guys understand. This is obviously for when you`re stranded in the desert and all you brought was a piece of paper and a bottle of beer.
  15. Profile photo of sportsguy69
    sportsguy69 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:19 am
    so, i saw this 1 girls that can open a beer with her belly button.
  16. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:23 am
    sportsguy,for some odd reason thats sexy
  17. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:36 am
    That was kind of boring.
  18. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:47 am
    I am really glad I know this. I usually use my butt cheeks when I do not have a bottle opener!!!!!!!!!
  19. Profile photo of celticzaida
    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:57 am
    Interesting?

    Be a good party trick.

  20. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:02 am
    It`ll never catch on.
  21. Profile photo of rockethippo
    rockethippo Male 13-17
    20 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:11 am
    all you really need is something hard...
  22. Profile photo of bomoman
    bomoman Male 13-17
    216 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:18 am
    @Tyrizzle

    that gif makes lots of sense to me.
    its a parody of an old game

  23. Profile photo of Kalishpa
    Kalishpa Female 18-29
    318 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:19 am
    thats a minute and 69 meconds of my life i will never gt back
  24. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:26 am
    Haha Hungwell That Is Absolutely Disgusting.
  25. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:32 am
    I sent 5 different links yesterday but unfortunately the worst one was chosen. I can`t really understand why so many good links get dumped,but stuff like this seems acceptable...no accounting for taste I guess..
  26. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:45 am
    Good to know for the "pry off" only bottles that don`t twist off. Only in the case of dire emergency of course. I just use the egde of a table. Or a key. But then again I`m a bartender and never that desperate.
  27. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:56 am
    Not that impressive actually.
  28. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:58 am
    ill remember that the next time i have a bottle no opener a piece of paper and 1min and 56 sec to spare.
  29. Profile photo of oldie
    oldie Male 13-17
    241 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 5:15 am
    Screw that, I do it with my teeth.
  30. Profile photo of mohnson
    mohnson Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 5:52 am
    Now i wanna see him do that after 10 beers:D
  31. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 6:24 am
    there should be a way to open bottles with corks like that,. coz i went out with friends but we had no cork screw and took ages tryin to open the bottle!!
    we failed
  32. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 6:25 am
    cool! i want to do that when my dad and my mom are around !
  33. Profile photo of Smudgie
    Smudgie Female 18-29
    52 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 6:36 am
    Pret-ty pointless
  34. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 6:54 am
    wow. i am genuinly dissappointed! i was like all ready for something cool.

    i use my bottle opening corner of my wall. its really catching on! all my friends use it too we keep the caps there as a cllection.

  35. Profile photo of bloomoon24
    bloomoon24 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 6:57 am
    that was the stupidest shiz i ever clicked on in all my 22 years of life. i woulda twisted it open!
  36. Profile photo of midori05
    midori05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 7:21 am
    it wasn`t just a piece of paper..

    he put something within the folds.

  37. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 8:17 am
    well I don`t drink beer
  38. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 8:18 am
    I am actually more bored than I was before.. and I`m older now.
  39. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 8:28 am
    Hears a fast way, get a coin, open, drink to your hearts content.
  40. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 9:07 am
    that was boring
  41. Profile photo of Natzz-
    Natzz- Female 13-17
    159 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 9:35 am
    ...or, you could just use a bottle opener lol
  42. Profile photo of Park3r
    Park3r Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 10:15 am
    Psht! Folded Paper, ha. He a quick, simple, and easy method to open a beer bottle, in a house party, without a bottle opener.
    Take one standard 2 litre soft drinks bottle. Preferabley unopened. Using the top end you can pry off the lid of any bottle in a matter of moments.
    A proven, and frequently used, method.
  43. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 10:59 am
    He should have just told us to fold paper really small and tight instead of spending a whole minute folding it.
  44. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 11:49 am
    We do the same thing with cigerette lighters it`s a lot quicker.

    Not just that how many people bring a sheet of paper to a party? none how many bring a lighter? about half.

  45. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 11:50 am
    ^^only if nobody brought a bottle opener though^^
  46. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 12:17 pm
    anything else would be faster, and what if theres no A4 paper lying around?
  47. Profile photo of Stonerd
    Stonerd Female 18-29
    40 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    And that is why I have a bottle opener on my keychain...and a lighter with me at all times. =) The clothing brand Zoo York even has belts with bottle openers for the buckle. I`m very tempted to buy one.

    http://www.gonesurfing.com/store/search=...

  48. Profile photo of NegroSuave
    NegroSuave Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    according to my friend from denmark who came out to vist about a month ago. In some circles it is a mark of manhood to open a bottle using everything other than a bottle opener. So we had some fun with it and had him open a bottle successfully using the following things: PVC piping, a lighter, an unloaded gun, another beer bottle, my belt buckle. a butcher knife, and my personal favorite a baseball.
  49. Profile photo of KoRn_Rock9
    KoRn_Rock9 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    it took a lot of thinkin to come up with crap like that
  50. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 1:10 pm
    bomoman i can`t belive you spoiled tyrizzle`s fun THE SWINE!!!!!!!!!
  51. Profile photo of Jessiquita
    Jessiquita Female 18-29
    55 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 1:12 pm
    McGyver fan perhaps?
  52. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 1:22 pm
    a friend of mine did this is real life and WAY quicker than this
  53. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    You can`t use your hand or belly button to open that kind of beer bottle. You guys are thinking of twist off caps, which most beer bottles have now. Still all you need is a butter knife, you don`t need this paper thing.
  54. Profile photo of KillRomance3
    KillRomance3 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    Yay for resourcefullness!
  55. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 1:51 pm
    That was just a waste of my time, and everyone else`s.
  56. Profile photo of Moodyblues
    Moodyblues Female 18-29
    340 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:11 pm
    Ok that was reely strange....
  57. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:11 pm
    bram-

    actually a lot of beer bottles aren`t twist of.. only the bitch drinks are.

  58. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:15 pm
    So to open a beer I have to walk over to my printer and grab some paper? As stated before lighters knives belt buckels and pretty much anything else is faster. And those nifty little keychain bottle openers are sold for a reason.
  59. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:31 pm
    that looks like it takes alot of effort.
  60. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    I JUST BUST OUT MY BUTTERFLY AND FLICK THE TOP OFF. TAKES LIKE A SECOND

    ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO BREAK THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE WITH JUST YOUR HAND?

  61. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:50 pm
    wow that was annoying
  62. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 2:51 pm
    @ afterschock
    why would you want to break the bottom of your bottle? and if you want to, throw it on the grond
  63. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    if you don`t want to bother with a bottle...kegstands anyone?
  64. Profile photo of deano785
    deano785 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    yeah you hit the opening of the bottle with the palm of your hand loads of times, make sure its airtight everytime u hit it tho and eventually it cracks and falls off
    but yeah i can use quite a lot of things to open bottles, teeth, lighter, a spoon :), a wall, or even a bottle opener
  65. Profile photo of -Addicted2U-
    -Addicted2U- Female 18-29
    80 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    Too much folding.
  66. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    ^ DEANO KNOWS HIS SH`T!!!
  67. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:51 pm
    lol funy how it didnt work the first time
    like deano said there are loads of other things to use
  68. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    this is lame
  69. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    whatever.
  70. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    why does he have bounce laundry sheets in the kitchen?
  71. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:15 pm
    by the time your done folding and opening the bottle your gonna need a beer.
  72. Profile photo of Elphaba3
    Elphaba3 Female 13-17
    72 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    boring...
  73. Profile photo of Haviland
    Haviland Female 18-29
    22 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    oh shut up. that was sweet
  74. Profile photo of firetitan
    firetitan Male 18-29
    67 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 5:06 pm
    this dued is a noob!
  75. Profile photo of trexx65
    trexx65 Male 40-49
    7 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 5:06 pm
    Man..I could have gone to the store and baught a bottle opener before he was done folding the paper.
  76. Profile photo of flarg
    flarg Male 13-17
    280 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 5:07 pm
    how do you open it with a lighter?

    or a baseball for that matter

  77. Profile photo of rat78
    rat78 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 5:54 pm
    shuttup u `ll never know when it comes to handy !!!
  78. Profile photo of Spoiled1
    Spoiled1 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 7:35 pm
    that was lame...tsk tsk
  79. Profile photo of Mazztek
    Mazztek Male 40-49
    586 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 7:38 pm
    Why didn`t he just edit out the failure?
  80. Profile photo of Kumikon_n
    Kumikon_n Female 13-17
    11 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 7:41 pm
    really a waist of my time-_- good if your a tottal showoff
  81. Profile photo of Clarkey1500
    Clarkey1500 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    I`d rather just use my belt, my bar blade, my bottle opener lighter and ive also got 1 of them ring things last week so i would use that
  82. Profile photo of kittenpants
    kittenpants Female 30-39
    124 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    U can use anything to open a beer, it`s all about the leverage.
  83. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 9:24 pm
    Reply: (1000 chars max. Current: |=|)
  84. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 9:29 pm
    i use a can opener a lighter a baseball a pieco of paper by folding it over and over again<<<YEAH RIGHT a wall my tooth a spoon a knife a fork a cupsetter a toenail clipper my fingers my buttcheeks my belly button a can opener a leaf and many others.
  85. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 9:29 pm
    I wanna try that now!
  86. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    dummb! I`m going to rate this a 4....
  87. Profile photo of Igby_girl
    Igby_girl Female 18-29
    6 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 10:00 pm
    B-B-Boring.
  88. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 11:26 pm
    Oh, heres an idea, if i`m ever that desperate.

    Force + Hard edge = No more top of bottle

  89. Profile photo of JanneDaArc
    JanneDaArc Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 11:30 pm
    that was so f__kin lame
  90. Profile photo of eagles5
    eagles5 Male 13-17
    272 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 11:40 pm
    u gotta admit that is pretty cool tho
  91. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:03 am
    I could`ve used that trick a time or two, I`ll have to try it out!
  92. Profile photo of bored1197
    bored1197 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:16 am
    ya? and what happens when youre stuck without a peice of paper?
  93. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    666 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 1:40 am
    that was... ultimately pointless..... x.x
  94. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 2:11 pm
    WTF??
  95. Profile photo of mostclever
    mostclever Female 30-39
    316 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    I bet he gets ALL the chicks at the bar with that trick.
  96. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    wow, that was so much lamer than I thought it would be. I dont even have something smart to say cause this vid speaks for its own lameness.
  97. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 5:54 pm
    Its a fake! The guy puts a quarter in his paper when the camera is pointed away. Look pretty closely cause it almost falls out. ;)
  98. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    i am not impressed
  99. Profile photo of firebird37
    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    August 9, 2006 at 9:00 pm
    impressive
  100. Profile photo of pudsey123
    pudsey123 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 6:42 am
    interesting
  101. Profile photo of pudsey123
    pudsey123 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 6:42 am
    100th post!!
  102. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 10:07 am
    I sudmit things that never get posted all the time and they put this stupid poo on?
  103. Profile photo of Pyreamagic
    Pyreamagic Female 13-17
    185 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 10:15 am
    I think.....I`ll stick with the bottle opener.
  104. Profile photo of sooki_spooki
    sooki_spooki Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 11:54 am
    wot i want to know is how did he hole the camera so straight with his mouth??
  105. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    .... too much effort... lol.
  106. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 11:10 pm
    What`s with the long pause at the end? lol
  107. Profile photo of HornsNHalos
    HornsNHalos Female 13-17
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    August 11, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    notapervert...that could be because you can`t
  108. Profile photo of deano785
    deano785 Male 13-17
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    August 11, 2006 at 4:08 pm


    ahem
  109. Profile photo of yaoninja
    yaoninja Male 13-17
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    August 11, 2006 at 11:31 pm
    holy sh_t deano i went back to watch it and u were totally rite!
  110. Profile photo of carrettop
    carrettop Male 13-17
    142 posts
    August 12, 2006 at 11:50 pm
    someone just lost a $50 bet
    lol
  111. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 9:29 am
    After the 2000th fold i`d just smash the bottle open.
  112. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 1:27 pm
    really.good idea 7451.

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