How to open a bottle with a piece of paper

Submitted by: dreddloxx 10 years ago Misc

Never be stuck without a bottle opener again!
There are 112 comments:
Male 743
really.good idea 7451.
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Male 1,478
After the 2000th fold i`d just smash the bottle open.
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Male 142
someone just lost a $50 bet
lol
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Male 90
holy sh_t deano i went back to watch it and u were totally rite!
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Male 18


ahem
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Female 74
notapervert...that could be because you can`t
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Male 383
What`s with the long pause at the end? lol
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Female 403
.... too much effort... lol.
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Female 17
wot i want to know is how did he hole the camera so straight with his mouth??
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Female 184
I think.....I`ll stick with the bottle opener.
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Male 662
I sudmit things that never get posted all the time and they put this stupid poo on?
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Male 266
100th post!!
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Male 266
interesting
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Female 329
impressive
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Male 522
i am not impressed
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Female 500
Its a fake! The guy puts a quarter in his paper when the camera is pointed away. Look pretty closely cause it almost falls out. ;)
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Male 598
wow, that was so much lamer than I thought it would be. I dont even have something smart to say cause this vid speaks for its own lameness.
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Female 316
I bet he gets ALL the chicks at the bar with that trick.
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Male 1,853
WTF??
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Female 665
that was... ultimately pointless..... x.x
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Female 160
ya? and what happens when youre stuck without a peice of paper?
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Male 1,014
I could`ve used that trick a time or two, I`ll have to try it out!
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Male 272
u gotta admit that is pretty cool tho
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Male 9
that was so f__kin lame
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Male 2,486
Oh, heres an idea, if i`m ever that desperate.

Force + Hard edge = No more top of bottle

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Female 6
B-B-Boring.
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Male 1,079
dummb! I`m going to rate this a 4....
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Male 377
I wanna try that now!
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Male 1,059
i use a can opener a lighter a baseball a pieco of paper by folding it over and over again<<<YEAH RIGHT a wall my tooth a spoon a knife a fork a cupsetter a toenail clipper my fingers my buttcheeks my belly button a can opener a leaf and many others.
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Male 1,059
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Female 124
U can use anything to open a beer, it`s all about the leverage.
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Male 8
I`d rather just use my belt, my bar blade, my bottle opener lighter and ive also got 1 of them ring things last week so i would use that
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Female 11
really a waist of my time-_- good if your a tottal showoff
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Male 586
Why didn`t he just edit out the failure?
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Female 40
that was lame...tsk tsk
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Male 26
shuttup u `ll never know when it comes to handy !!!
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Male 280
how do you open it with a lighter?

or a baseball for that matter

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Male 7
Man..I could have gone to the store and baught a bottle opener before he was done folding the paper.
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Male 67
this dued is a noob!
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Female 22
oh shut up. that was sweet
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Female 72
boring...
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Male 1,115
by the time your done folding and opening the bottle your gonna need a beer.
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Female 552
why does he have bounce laundry sheets in the kitchen?
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Female 447
whatever.
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Male 332
this is lame
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Female 419
lol funy how it didnt work the first time
like deano said there are loads of other things to use
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Male 2,781
^ DEANO KNOWS HIS SH`T!!!
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Female 80
Too much folding.
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Male 18
yeah you hit the opening of the bottle with the palm of your hand loads of times, make sure its airtight everytime u hit it tho and eventually it cracks and falls off
but yeah i can use quite a lot of things to open bottles, teeth, lighter, a spoon :), a wall, or even a bottle opener
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Male 284
if you don`t want to bother with a bottle...kegstands anyone?
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Male 213
@ afterschock
why would you want to break the bottom of your bottle? and if you want to, throw it on the grond
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Male 637
wow that was annoying
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Male 2,781
I JUST BUST OUT MY BUTTERFLY AND FLICK THE TOP OFF. TAKES LIKE A SECOND

ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO BREAK THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE WITH JUST YOUR HAND?

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Male 1,383
that looks like it takes alot of effort.
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Male 284
So to open a beer I have to walk over to my printer and grab some paper? As stated before lighters knives belt buckels and pretty much anything else is faster. And those nifty little keychain bottle openers are sold for a reason.
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Male 555
bram-

actually a lot of beer bottles aren`t twist of.. only the bitch drinks are.

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Female 340
Ok that was reely strange....
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Female 1,095
That was just a waste of my time, and everyone else`s.
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Female 142
Yay for resourcefullness!
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Male 577
You can`t use your hand or belly button to open that kind of beer bottle. You guys are thinking of twist off caps, which most beer bottles have now. Still all you need is a butter knife, you don`t need this paper thing.
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Male 213
a friend of mine did this is real life and WAY quicker than this
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Female 55
McGyver fan perhaps?
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Male 374
bomoman i can`t belive you spoiled tyrizzle`s fun THE SWINE!!!!!!!!!
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Male 77
it took a lot of thinkin to come up with crap like that
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Male 23
according to my friend from denmark who came out to vist about a month ago. In some circles it is a mark of manhood to open a bottle using everything other than a bottle opener. So we had some fun with it and had him open a bottle successfully using the following things: PVC piping, a lighter, an unloaded gun, another beer bottle, my belt buckle. a butcher knife, and my personal favorite a baseball.
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Female 40
And that is why I have a bottle opener on my keychain...and a lighter with me at all times. =) The clothing brand Zoo York even has belts with bottle openers for the buckle. I`m very tempted to buy one.

http://www.gonesurfing.com/store/search=...

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Male 2,057
anything else would be faster, and what if theres no A4 paper lying around?
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Male 381
^^only if nobody brought a bottle opener though^^
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Male 381
We do the same thing with cigerette lighters it`s a lot quicker.

Not just that how many people bring a sheet of paper to a party? none how many bring a lighter? about half.

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Female 1,262
He should have just told us to fold paper really small and tight instead of spending a whole minute folding it.
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Male 44
Psht! Folded Paper, ha. He a quick, simple, and easy method to open a beer bottle, in a house party, without a bottle opener.
Take one standard 2 litre soft drinks bottle. Preferabley unopened. Using the top end you can pry off the lid of any bottle in a matter of moments.
A proven, and frequently used, method.
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Female 158
...or, you could just use a bottle opener lol
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Female 205
that was boring
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Male 626
Hears a fast way, get a coin, open, drink to your hearts content.
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Male 522
I am actually more bored than I was before.. and I`m older now.
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Male 2,567
well I don`t drink beer
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Female 221
it wasn`t just a piece of paper..

he put something within the folds.

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Female 11
that was the stupidest shiz i ever clicked on in all my 22 years of life. i woulda twisted it open!
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Female 1,413
wow. i am genuinly dissappointed! i was like all ready for something cool.

i use my bottle opening corner of my wall. its really catching on! all my friends use it too we keep the caps there as a cllection.

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Female 52
Pret-ty pointless
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Female 1,134
cool! i want to do that when my dad and my mom are around !
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Female 449
there should be a way to open bottles with corks like that,. coz i went out with friends but we had no cork screw and took ages tryin to open the bottle!!
we failed
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Male 11
Now i wanna see him do that after 10 beers:D
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Male 241
Screw that, I do it with my teeth.
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Male 415
ill remember that the next time i have a bottle no opener a piece of paper and 1min and 56 sec to spare.
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Male 2,519
Not that impressive actually.
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Female 301
Good to know for the "pry off" only bottles that don`t twist off. Only in the case of dire emergency of course. I just use the egde of a table. Or a key. But then again I`m a bartender and never that desperate.
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Male 287
I sent 5 different links yesterday but unfortunately the worst one was chosen. I can`t really understand why so many good links get dumped,but stuff like this seems acceptable...no accounting for taste I guess..
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Female 2,144
Haha Hungwell That Is Absolutely Disgusting.
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Female 318
thats a minute and 69 meconds of my life i will never gt back
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Male 216
@Tyrizzle

that gif makes lots of sense to me.
its a parody of an old game

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Male 20
all you really need is something hard...
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Female 811
It`ll never catch on.
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Female 205
Interesting?

Be a good party trick.

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Male 410
I am really glad I know this. I usually use my butt cheeks when I do not have a bottle opener!!!!!!!!!
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Female 370
That was kind of boring.
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Male 379
sportsguy,for some odd reason thats sexy
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Male 236
so, i saw this 1 girls that can open a beer with her belly button.
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Female 4
I don`t think you guys understand. This is obviously for when you`re stranded in the desert and all you brought was a piece of paper and a bottle of beer.
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Male 379
wtf doesnt even explain it
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Male 962
boreing
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Female 850
Teehee tyrizzle?
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Male 908

Makes almost as much sense as this does

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Female 660
hahaha stupid
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Male 108
lets compare two ways to open a bottle:

With a Bottle Opener:
1. find bottle opener
2. open bottle
3. enjoy

With paper
1. find a perfect piece of paper
2. fold
3. fold
4. fold
5. fold
6. fold
7. fold
8. Try really hard to open bottle
9. finally, open the bottle
10. enjoy

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Male 9
BOOOOOOOORRRIIIIIIIING
I can do that too, but i just hold the paper, wrap my hand around the bottle top and TWIST!
what a retard...

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Male 144
I would have drunk the bottle by the time he got it open.
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Female 1,984
I agree with morbious... that was pointless.

But to avoid chipping stuff - or your teeth - just buy this.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/access...

The Original Ring Thingy! Woot!

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Male 63
took way too long for nothing
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Male 51
cause a lighter, a table edge, a knife, and your teeth or a million other things would take less than a minuit 56 and that would be wrong.
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Female 20
Wow. I`m sure that`ll come in handy.
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Male 287
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