How Ducks Hunt

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

A duck getting even.
There are 63 comments:
Male 14
And another thing, It`s spelled tIre, not drating tyre! Gawd, that pisses me off to no end. And what is up with African people saying "Bra" instead of "Bro"? A bra is a drating women`s undergarment, you bumbling buffons!
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Male 2,781
REMINDED ME OF THE NINTENDO GAME DUCK HUNT.

PRETTY FUNNY SH`T HAHAHAHHA

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Male 738
Whoa whoa whoa. How did this become a talk about countries and their generalized faults? Let`s get back to the topic at hand: Boobies! Me he he he! Boobies! Bre he he he! *clears throat* *cough* Right...Yes. If your first instinct is to shoot, then you must question your sexuality. Done? Good! Your gay.
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Male 14
"Just remind me to laugh when they start blowing up your capital city and your aeroplanes."

Fair enough. You do that. I guess England got shafted pretty bad last summer, no? It`s okay to be bitter. Just curious, but what do you think about Israel killing innocents? Funny that nobody was screaming "Murder, Murder!" when enough women and children were blown up to give Osama a boner.

As for you doing a drive-by on me, I wouldn`t count on it. Most English folks wouldn`t know a gun from a slingshot. That reminds me, how exactly does your police force keep peace with no firearms? That always has puzzled me.

(A crook is breaking into a house)
(An english cop drives up)
English cop: I say there you blackguard! The queen frowns upon such vile activities!
(crook runs shrieking into the woods)

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Female 815
Dude...what friggin drug are you on? You`re country is the one at war with the bastards that are the terrorists. And you think England is the worlds biggest joke? ((Its Korea and China actually)) And no i`m not going to perform a drive-by argument with you. -a drive-by shooting would be more satisfying- and its not the English who are bombing the planes and sh.it its England who are the victims -.- Just remind me to laugh when they start blowing up your capital city and your aeroplanes.
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Male 14
"Seriously its bitchified to pick on England like that."

Oh boo hoo. You guys pick on americans every flipping chance you get. You can dish out the abuse but you can`t take it. What are you going to do, perform a drive-by argument on me? Besides, I tell the truth! What about those terrorist asses who were going to blow up those ten airplanes a few days ago? BRITISH CITIZENS! Oh, what a surprise that is! (dripping sarcasm)

Terrorists! Suicide Bombers! Radicals of all ages! Come to the world`s biggest joke, England! Currently seeking: Child killers, hate spewing radicals, Quaran thumpers, and suicide bombers!

"4.George Bush is also a good example of a retarded man"
Perhaps the only thing I will ever agree with you.

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Female 412
lmfao
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Female 815
4. George Bush is also a good example of a retarded man :-D
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Female 815
1. M3ntal1313 is a good example of a retarded man.
2. I`m sorry ok? I just think its funny to pick on guys.
3. Lay off the Red Bull El Wahalote. Seriously its bitchified to pick on England like that. Its not the English who are terrorists its people in England, know what i`m saying? Suck monkey balls, dude.
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Male 14
Eh, guess I did kind of go off on a tirade there. Blame the red bull, I`m just not myself when I drink that stuff.
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Male 81
lol
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Male 181
wow we go from a drat hunting joke picture to argueing abuot the country and genders......it`s sad and just for the record GGW actually kinda sux iv seen two of them and i was never aroused....no im not gay
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Male 651
"Come to think of it, this whole country pisses me off. America has become nothing but a bunch of fat, inbred, illiterate hicks and morons. I`ll give you some advice America-put down the cheeseburger and pick up a geology book, you hoosiers."

Amen, brother. Just prepare yourself for the influx of "OMG U ST00PID LIBRAL AMERECA H8R Y DONT U LEEF AMERECA EF U H8 IT SOOOOO MUCH U FAGG0RT!11!1 WE R BETTAR THAN U LOL0RZ"

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Male 14
I can see why some of you girls out there would think that all men are knuckle-dragging idiots but it simply is not true. Guys like that acutally piss me off "Ugh...woman!" They act like they`ve never seen a female in their whole life.

Come to think of it, this whole country pisses me off. America has become nothing but a bunch of fat, inbred, illiterate hicks and morons. I`ll give you some advice America-put down the cheeseburger and pick up a geology book, you hoosiers.

And Canada is no better. You bitching, pissing, moaning, whining bitches! Maybe if you spent less time critisizing the US, you wouldn`t have to leech off us for protection. Go skewer yourselves on an iron pole.

And for South America, here`s what I have to say to you

I just hocked a giant loogie on the screen.

And England? I think instead of Iraq we should have invaded there. Seems like every time you hear about terrorists these days, it`s a british citizen. I hope a tidal wave wipes you out.

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Male 51
Bwhahahahaha
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Female 411
there should`ve been a guy stripping
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Male 274
At least they know how to fight dirty like us. Heck, we put out female ducks to attrack them so we can shoot em`, who`s sez they can`t do the same.
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Male 448
YA WHAT HE SAID!
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Male 1,420
no lochness, youre wrong. argumant time! you said:
"Yes Mikallang but you`re only thinking about the girls with Jordan and Paris Hilton as role models. Think about tom boys and girls with brains. Do they show their tits and ass for jewelery and cash? Nooo...Why do you guys like soccer and football so much? Well i`ve come up with a simple solution. All guys are drawn to round objects. This includes tits, asses, and most round balls used in sports."
well, first, he only said "girls" like money and beads to debate someone who said guys like naked girls.
second, you told him he made a generalization about girls, then you made one yourself (saying guys like sports, etc.). hipocrisy is NOT a good idea if you want to be taken seriously in an argument.
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Male 60
i did that before but with an old man o.o
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Female 13
you know, I think I might try that
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Male 4,393
har har :P
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Male 448
Hardy har har
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Female 815
Hmm theres nothing really to argue back about. Oh well :-(
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Male 1,478
Almost like a far side comic.

Only i`m sure i get the joke.

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Male 458
lol hilarious
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Female 226
Guys can be smart, guys also get nice drive from hormones.
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Male 651
"Why do you guys like soccer and football so much? Well i`ve come up with a simple solution. All guys are drawn to round objects. This includes tits, asses, and most round balls used in sports."

Actually, I believe it`s our primal urge to beat the crap out of things that drives us to contact sports.

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Male 651
"How do you think the Girls Gone Wild tapes make any money? It`s off that principle (aka, that guys will do anything to see some tits and ass, which sadly is pretty much true)."

Although not intended, you made a generalization. I am one of the few guys who find the spontanious showing of a woman`s naughty bits extremely disgusting...and no, I`m not gay.

One of these days I hope to make crap like GGW completely illegal.

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Male 2,486
I like how most of the girls here are saying "Guys are idiots!" No, there`s alot more to us than you know, your just too busy bitching and complaining about YOUR problems to let us complain about ours. Truth is we`re just being nice. Yes there are stupid guys, alot of them, but most of the gender doesn`t consist of them :P
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Male 223
fair enough
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Male 70
It reminds me of a Farside comic I saw one time.

Funny picture.

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Male 663
"But Boxtop, most guys really *are* that stupid.
How do you think the Girls Gone Wild tapes make any money? It`s off that principle (aka, that guys will do anything to see some tits and ass, which sadly is pretty much true)."


actually GGW makes money off of the "men will pay 10.00 to see some titties." principle.

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Female 19
Haha.. Yep. Guys are that stupid.
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Male 2,600
Vindicate, I perfer to think of most males as "biologically predisposed". A good deal of men are smart (I`m smart) in terms of intellectual capacity, but as far as biologically... well, let`s just say we serve our purpose in life well enough.
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Female 455
Let`s not have an arguement here. Look some boys are idiots but so are some girls. No more should be said on the subject.
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Male 84
Cute.


Funny but not A classic.

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Male 280
Funny.
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Male 53
"Yes Mikallang but you`re only thinking about the girls with Jordan and Paris Hilton as role models. Think about tom boys and girls with brains."

while you think about this you should also think about the gays and guys with brains.

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Male 797
Very old. Do try harder.
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Female 815
Now if anyone is going to argue with me then so be it :-)
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Female 54
Lol.
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Female 815
Yes Mikallang but you`re only thinking about the girls with Jordan and Paris Hilton as role models. Think about tom boys and girls with brains. Do they show their tits and ass for jewelery and cash? Nooo...Why do you guys like soccer and football so much? Well i`ve come up with a simple solution. All guys are drawn to round objects. This includes tits, asses, and most round balls used in sports. :-|
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Female 2,552
Haha, men. Go, duck, go!
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Male 24
Booooooooooooo. You suck.
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Female 17
Yeah, I`ve seen this on a shirt, except with the whole fish idea. Still amuses me.
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Male 610
well if were going that route vindicate.... girls will do anything for a bit of money or beads lol...also sad but true. see what happens when you streotype? lol pic was funny
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Female 511
But Boxtop, most guys really *are* that stupid.

How do you think the Girls Gone Wild tapes make any money? It`s off that principle (aka, that guys will do anything to see some tits and ass, which sadly is pretty much true).

Still an amusing pic though.

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Male 77
Evil Duck.
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Male 2,057
lol thats funny, at least then there wouldnt be duck hunting
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Male 2,567
lol
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Female 811
Ha, if only that were true.
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Female 82
No colored, theres a different.
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Male 1,623
PHOTOSHOPPED!!! :P
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Male 3
this is just borderline quackers
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Male 1,550
lol
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Male 651
And yes, I`d still blow off the cutout`s head even if I didn`t know it was a cutout in the first place.
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Male 651
That only works assuming all men are that stupid. I`d just blow the cutout`s head off.
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Male 278
pwned!!!
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Male 51
Heh...
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Male 1,014
Not that clever.
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Female 394
I am so making this my new desktop.
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Male 10,115
Link: How Ducks Hunt [Rate Link] - A duck getting even.
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