God Knows I love The South

Submitted by: jo_ero 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.boardwalk-realty.com/news/Temp/god_knows_i_love_the_south.htm

You know you are from the south when you have a 3 shaved in your back hairs.
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Female 203
dammit...
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Female 203
<3
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Female 203
dammit! why isnt the heart smiley working?
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Female 203
<3
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Female 203
I <3 Rednecks

they`re funny dammit!

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Female 203
lmao. im speechless. im still crackin` up about the redneck cup holder. what`s even more funny about that is that she`s wearing a burger king hat. lmao.
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Male 10
y`all found my dad...He owes mama some child support.
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Female 16
O.O
Oh my god.
Funny in a disturbing kinda way.
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Male 78
Yay! My post made IAB!
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Female 10
Haha. Those crazy rednecks.
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Female 11
Wait shhh...did i hear a banjo?
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Female 5
I`m Southern and I love it. However, there`s a HUGE difference between Southern, which is quite classy thank you, and hick, which is what y`all see here.


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Male 82
that fat ass woman is dratin disgusting
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Male 236
lol, vidoegamer. i got that from watchin blue collar comedy tour.

here`s another one:

one day, two hunters were on the top of hill when the one with the rifle saw the other one`s wife cheating with another man. so he told him. that guy was furious. he said "i want u 2 shoot her in the head and shoot him in the private parts!" then, the hunter with the rifle said "hey, i can get that in one shot!"

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Female 2
i live right outside Birmingham and yeah that`s about it. at our prom they played Cotten Eyed Joe
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Male 1,265
Ha, you losers think shaving a 3 in your back hair is good, I can grow my back hair in the shape of a 3 and I`m not even inbred!!!
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Male 615
Looks like a family reunion on my father`s side.
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Male 70
haha, the only time i go down south is for florida (which is clean). I`m in ny
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Female 576
lol i just want everyone to know that all southern people arent that stupid or gross.
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Male 2,781
SOOOOONG SONG OF THE SOUTH, SWEET POTATO PIE AND I SHUT MY MOUTH
LMMFAO!!!

I HAVE A FRIEND FROM TEXAS AND SHE LOVES COUNTRY MUSIC. SHE GOT THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD. SHE`S NOT A REDNECK THOUGH.

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Female 9
ROFL!!!
I do live in the south, Texas actually, but i dont act like that.
Thank God i live in the states biggest city:-D
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Male 1,039
dreddloxx^^

I take it from your mental capacity you aren`t use to hanging anyone (seeing as you probly couldn`t tie a knot)..granted, no one I know has hung anyone either.
But from your posts and apparent ability to actually type a sentence you`re probably use to f*ck`n your sister and momma on your weekly visits. Tell your older crooked tooth brother/daddy I said "what`s up?"

Anyway, enough of that crap, by the way my Brother in Law IS BLACK you dumb f*ck...and my nephew is half..so shut your mouth..you`re give`n all the decent euros in here a bad name.

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Female 15
those are great!

but i respect the man with the 3 shaved in his back hair cause i`m a nascar fan and we`ll do anything to support our favorite drivers. :-P

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Female 145
I still can`t get over the fact that this is like 20 miles away from my house.
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Female 30
haha i was at warped tour this year and there was a guy walking down the line trying to sell cds with the price shaved in his back hair... it was disgusting...
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Female 406
*vomits* hairy...back...gorilla...shave...
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Female 797
Not all of the Southerners act like that. But the ones that do are funny.
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Female 873
Lol @ the big hairy ape with a 3 shaved into his back!
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Female 1,095
Yeah that`s the south for you. I hate it too.
Luckily, I`m one of those smarter people down
here. ;-)
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Male 2,057


That`s Cletus, that`s Brandine and the little one is Cletus Junior. Yes i know its a girl.

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Male 287
...y`awwwlll...
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Male 287
Hey, Sabre, I AM a dipshít...just not a neeegrooo-hangin` dipshít...
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Female 228
I hate living here.
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Female 815
ew that is sooo not a sexy look to go for.
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Male 1,354
old
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Male 1,039
I live in the southeast and yes there are a lot of peeps like this. Thank god me and my wife aren`t anything like this. Oh, and for those who haven`t been down south, NO not all of us are like that, but it is funny to see the ones that are.

OH and I freak`n HATE nascar, they drive in an F***`n circle...woohoo fun!!...NOT

By the way dreddloxx^^...I may not be one of "THOSE REDNECKS", but you make yourself sound like a total dipsh*t with a comment like that.

Nothing like IAB in the morning, lol...later

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Male 3,014
You know you`re a Redneck if you think the last words to the national anthem are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
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Male 2,057
hahahha that modded car is better than the ones i saw!
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Male 287
...funny in a `DUH` kinda way.
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Male 962
rednecks are funny
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Female 77
LMFAO. I don`t usually laugh out loud at poo on the internet .. but this is priceless.
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Male 287
Why does the name Cletus spring to mind...? Those rednecks make me laugh and laugh. My dog has a higher I.Q. than the smartest one of these díckheads...
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Female 401
god thats sick..fat cows...
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Female 145
XDDD!!!!!!!!!!
That is right where I live!
Serously, Dauphin Island.
Alabama.
I live like 5 miles outside of Mobile.
This is pricless....
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Male 108
Lol sportsguy, and I liked the car padlock the best...
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Male 236
U KNOW UR A REDNECK WEN U GO 2 A FAMILY REUNION 2 PICK UP CHICKS! LOL.
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Female 1,397
Aww....ew.
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Male 57
hairy...?... Uncle Jim?
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Female 850
I wish these jokes would die
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Male 2,958
You know you`re from the south when you run with a redneck`s only line of jokes and make your own based only on pictures you`ve found on the web.
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Male 45
lmao @ the cup holder. ah, those were the best.
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Female 106
Nope, I don`t believe I have a giant 3 shaved out of my back hair.

...I wish I did.

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Male 2,486
Wow, I`m not going down there =/
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Female 340
lol redneck cup holder!
Then they put the trailer on backwards.
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Male 379
lol sad,so sad
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Female 2,035
Ewwwww, the back hair picture! *barfs*
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Male 100
OMG!... "Git er` Done 4 god" on the church, HAHAHA... that was my fav.
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Female 2,244
LOL ... I just wish there were more!
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Female 210
lol lol lol @ mullet family
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Female 799
Ew, that guy and the woman with the burger king drink...WTF?
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Male 78
Link: God Knows I love The South [Rate Link] - You know you are from the south when you have a 3 shaved in your back hairs.

I loved it!

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