Gay Top Gun?

Submitted by: brutalnz 10 years ago in Funny

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There are 63 comments:
Male 341
Wow that was dumb. You can make anything sound gay if you leave out parts. This was just made by someone who was closed minded.
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Male 26
i have less respect for Val Kilmer after seeing this.
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Female 9
Gay,Gay, fabulously Gay :D
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Male 59
very funny
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Male 1,496
that`s pretty damn funny considering that was on spike TV the other day.
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Female 264
i totally knew it!
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Male 280
I never saw that movie.

How was it?

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Female 51
tarantino really scares me....
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Male 468
SWORD FIGHT!! SWORD FIGHT!! SWORD FIGHT!!
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Male 161

The only good part about Top Gun is Top gun the roller coaster at wonderland.

True dat, Wonderland rocks, ever been to 6 flags darien lake? They have a coaster thats almost exactly like Top Gun but its like 50 times better.

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Male 3,631
I don`t think so.
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Male 213
*scene

Also Tom Cruise is grose now.

Not just because he`s so freakin weird.


But because he`s doing that "I`m aging, no I`m still young, no I`m old` thing.

Like, he ate to much preservatives or something.


he scares me. worse than clowns. At least they look natural, if evil.

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Male 213
That movie was wicked hot.

I love the volley ball seen.

Also Ice Man is hawt.

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Female 299
I love Tarantino.
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Female 2,552
Never saw it.
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Female 181
That was stupid..
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Female 87
c*ck! gahhh!!
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Female 87
Of course it`s gay, it stars Tom "Loves the rooster" Criuse. And Quentin Tarantino(sp?) is the god of movies.
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Male 1,521
Tom Cruisce is a *****
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Female 284
Well, I`m conviced. And I love Tarantino too.
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Female 533
Sorry, I forgot. Tarantino rules.
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Female 533
At least now I can see the volleyball scene without having to watch the rest of this pooty movie. OH!!!! I made a funny! gay? pooty? oh hahahaha.
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Male 183
tourettes
Male, 18-29, Western US
273 Posts Thursday, August 31, 2006 3:13:59 AM
no, he didnt. i saw the movie. its totally gay. its a horny faygo flaming queen mary. the air force is gay, so this is based in reality.

oh and the fact that tom cruise is in this movie isnt a coincidence.


That was a brilliant observation dude. Top Gun is a Navy movie.

And yes is wa an allegory for the homosexual lifestyle.

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Female 294
lol i never saw the movie .but this really seemed homorotic.
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Male 83
I did notice the homosexual undertone of the movie...

And to set the record straight (once again, as others before me have done) Our Armed Forces (wherever you may be) are not all gay!! Take the Royal Navy for example - Most of the guys are married with kids - same goes for the women, and lets look at HMS Sheffield - 10 month deployment, one of the first with women serving onboard, and most came back heavily pregnant!

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Male 180
sry bout the spelling mistakes ^
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Male 180
all the people saying that men are under exposed to the oppiset sex in the military or w.e on that general idea... women make up 40% of the military so ya the majority is men but theres PLENTY of women
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Female 155
Meh movie. Top Gun always gave those subtle hints..
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Female 327
You can be my wingman anytimes...

Bullpoo... you can be mine 8-)

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Female 327
It`s from a 1994 movie called "sleep with me"
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Male 35
sword fight is right, didnt even look at it that way
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Male 8
What movies is that with tarantino?
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Male 37
^ lmao
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Female 815
Wow. That movie is Liberace gay.
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Male 602
The only good part about Top Gun is Top gun the roller coaster at wonderland.
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Female 449
yeah they are definatly all gay
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Female 999
Wow. That guy talking is all nuts. he`s WAAAYYY too excited about all this. why is he yelling?
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Female 408
Didn`t maddox say basically this ages ago?
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Female 850
i`ve been a bad bad girl
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Male 197
the music they keep playing is anoying, and everyone knows about the gay references in top gun
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Male 695
tom cruise is a raving homo.
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Male 37
wow....my childhood memory...ruined THANKS A LOT!!
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Male 2,720
It`s funny because it`s true.
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Male 1,217
the end was just....

na ah.

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Male 3,014
I`m surprised that everyone in a military force doesn`t go gay. I mean, whether you`re in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, or Coast Guard, you`re incredibly underexposed to the opposite sex. There`s only one way to satisfy those flaming passions...

And that`s why I will never join the Army.
(or any other military force)

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Female 471
Yep, they all love the penis.
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Male 186
ok, first of all-- top gun is about the NAVY! not the air force. but yeah, that movie is so 80`s, so everything looks pretty bad when you run the clips together like that. and the volleyball scene in general. I want to know what movie the tarantino part is from too!
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Male 2,057
omg it makes sense now!
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Male 1,225
So the guys at South Park weren`t kidding around during the intro with Cruise being in the closet... this explains everything...
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Male 1,478
I`ve never seen top gun, but it seems pretty obvious from those clips.
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Male 329
What movie was the tarantino bit from?? it looks familiar but i cant place it for the life of me
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Male 2,567
ghey =o
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Male 390
Sword Fight!
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Male 136
Totally awesome, though I love TopGun, =)
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Male 1,265
How much of all this is a matter of projection?
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Female 1,071
wow- you can make homoerotic from anything
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Female 1,972
Sadly, I must agree with Tourettes...Top Gun is totally homoerotic. Hell, the title of the movie is the 1st big clue. The one unquestionably straight guy dies (Goose) and well it was the 80`s...that`s how it was back then. Guyliner & man-makeup, effeminate hair...Prince (who is funky.)
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Male 957
no, he didnt. i saw the movie. its totally gay. its a horny faygo flaming queen mary. the air force is gay, so this is based in reality.

oh and the fact that tom cruise is in this movie isnt a coincidence.

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Male 1,343
quentin tarantino rocks in movies!

except he usually plays minor roles and/or dies.

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Female 648
Well, what do you EXPECT from a bunch of men put under pressure like that who only ever see... MEN... Wait a second... didn`t Maverick have sex with a WOMAN in THAT MOVIE!!! What happened to the counter in the bathroom... ?
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Male 401
Never seen the movie
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Female 607
the movie`s not gay!

just all the writers, actors, director(s), characters, extras...

Save Katie!

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Male 1,385
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