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Date: 08/31/06 02:11 AM

64 Responses to Gay Top Gun?

  1. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 12:17 am
    Link: Gay Top Gun? - Hidden meanings?
  2. Profile photo of ten_10
    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 2:27 am
    the movie`s not gay!

    just all the writers, actors, director(s), characters, extras...

    Save Katie!

  3. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
    401 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:03 am
    Never seen the movie
  4. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:05 am
    Well, what do you EXPECT from a bunch of men put under pressure like that who only ever see... MEN... Wait a second... didn`t Maverick have sex with a WOMAN in THAT MOVIE!!! What happened to the counter in the bathroom... ?
  5. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:12 am
    quentin tarantino rocks in movies!

    except he usually plays minor roles and/or dies.

  6. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:13 am
    no, he didnt. i saw the movie. its totally gay. its a horny faygo flaming queen mary. the air force is gay, so this is based in reality.

    oh and the fact that tom cruise is in this movie isnt a coincidence.

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:26 am
    Sadly, I must agree with Tourettes...Top Gun is totally homoerotic. Hell, the title of the movie is the 1st big clue. The one unquestionably straight guy dies (Goose) and well it was the 80`s...that`s how it was back then. Guyliner & man-makeup, effeminate hair...Prince (who is funky.)
  8. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:30 am
    wow- you can make homoerotic from anything
  9. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:31 am
    How much of all this is a matter of projection?
  10. Profile photo of Radic393
    Radic393 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 4:21 am
    Totally awesome, though I love TopGun, =)
  11. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 4:25 am
    Sword Fight!
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    notapervert Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2006 at 5:17 am
    ghey =o
  13. Profile photo of f1r35t0rm
    f1r35t0rm Male 18-29
    329 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 8:26 am
    What movie was the tarantino bit from?? it looks familiar but i cant place it for the life of me
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    7451 Male 70 & Over
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    August 31, 2006 at 8:41 am
    I`ve never seen top gun, but it seems pretty obvious from those clips.
  15. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2006 at 8:52 am
    So the guys at South Park weren`t kidding around during the intro with Cruise being in the closet... this explains everything...
  16. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 8:55 am
    omg it makes sense now!
  17. Profile photo of mischief83
    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 9:01 am
    ok, first of all-- top gun is about the NAVY! not the air force. but yeah, that movie is so 80`s, so everything looks pretty bad when you run the clips together like that. and the volleyball scene in general. I want to know what movie the tarantino part is from too!
  18. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 9:09 am
    Yep, they all love the penis.
  19. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 9:22 am
    I`m surprised that everyone in a military force doesn`t go gay. I mean, whether you`re in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, or Coast Guard, you`re incredibly underexposed to the opposite sex. There`s only one way to satisfy those flaming passions...

    And that`s why I will never join the Army.
    (or any other military force)

  20. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2006 at 9:45 am
    the end was just....

    na ah.

  21. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 9:48 am
    It`s funny because it`s true.
  22. Profile photo of Lost1ne
    Lost1ne Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 9:52 am
    wow....my childhood memory...ruined THANKS A LOT!!
  23. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 10:15 am
    tom cruise is a raving homo.
  24. Profile photo of Joesus
    Joesus Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2006 at 10:42 am
    the music they keep playing is anoying, and everyone knows about the gay references in top gun
  25. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 11:11 am
    i`ve been a bad bad girl
  26. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 11:18 am
    Didn`t maddox say basically this ages ago?
  27. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 12:06 pm
    Wow. That guy talking is all nuts. he`s WAAAYYY too excited about all this. why is he yelling?
  28. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 12:33 pm
    yeah they are definatly all gay
  29. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 12:53 pm
    The only good part about Top Gun is Top gun the roller coaster at wonderland.
  30. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    Wow. That movie is Liberace gay.
  31. Profile photo of Lost1ne
    Lost1ne Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2006 at 2:09 pm
    ^ lmao
  32. Profile photo of DOUGHBOI
    DOUGHBOI Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    What movies is that with tarantino?
  33. Profile photo of vivi40000
    vivi40000 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 2:39 pm
    sword fight is right, didnt even look at it that way
  34. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    It`s from a 1994 movie called "sleep with me"
  35. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    You can be my wingman anytimes...

    Bullpoo... you can be mine 8-)

  36. Profile photo of TheEx
    TheEx Female 13-17
    155 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:17 pm
    Meh movie. Top Gun always gave those subtle hints..
  37. Profile photo of shishkabob
    shishkabob Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    all the people saying that men are under exposed to the oppiset sex in the military or w.e on that general idea... women make up 40% of the military so ya the majority is men but theres PLENTY of women
  38. Profile photo of shishkabob
    shishkabob Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    sry bout the spelling mistakes ^
  39. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    Bah, whatever...

    But this reminds me of who I saw in concert last night!

    HIIIIIGHWAAAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!!!!!!!!

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    ukscc Male 18-29
    83 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    I did notice the homosexual undertone of the movie...

    And to set the record straight (once again, as others before me have done) Our Armed Forces (wherever you may be) are not all gay!! Take the Royal Navy for example - Most of the guys are married with kids - same goes for the women, and lets look at HMS Sheffield - 10 month deployment, one of the first with women serving onboard, and most came back heavily pregnant!

  41. Profile photo of pumpie2
    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    lol i never saw the movie .but this really seemed homorotic.
  42. Profile photo of almo
    almo Male 18-29
    184 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    tourettes
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    273 Posts Thursday, August 31, 2006 3:13:59 AM
    no, he didnt. i saw the movie. its totally gay. its a horny faygo flaming queen mary. the air force is gay, so this is based in reality.

    oh and the fact that tom cruise is in this movie isnt a coincidence.


    That was a brilliant observation dude. Top Gun is a Navy movie.

    And yes is wa an allegory for the homosexual lifestyle.

  43. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    At least now I can see the volleyball scene without having to watch the rest of this pooty movie. OH!!!! I made a funny! gay? pooty? oh hahahaha.
  44. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    Sorry, I forgot. Tarantino rules.
  45. Profile photo of alknick
    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    Well, I`m conviced. And I love Tarantino too.
  46. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 8:02 pm
    Tom Cruisce is a *****
  47. Profile photo of twitch43
    twitch43 Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 8:07 pm
    Of course it`s gay, it stars Tom "Loves the rooster" Criuse. And Quentin Tarantino(sp?) is the god of movies.
  48. Profile photo of twitch43
    twitch43 Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 8:08 pm
    c*ck! gahhh!!
  49. Profile photo of thunderwolf3
    thunderwolf3 Female 13-17
    181 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    That was stupid..
  50. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    August 31, 2006 at 9:06 pm
    Never saw it.
  51. Profile photo of pamplemousse
    pamplemousse Female 18-29
    299 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 10:57 pm
    I love Tarantino.
  52. Profile photo of NeverAiling
    NeverAiling Male 18-29
    213 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 3:59 pm
    That movie was wicked hot.

    I love the volley ball seen.

    Also Ice Man is hawt.

  53. Profile photo of NeverAiling
    NeverAiling Male 18-29
    213 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    *scene

    Also Tom Cruise is grose now.

    Not just because he`s so freakin weird.


    But because he`s doing that "I`m aging, no I`m still young, no I`m old` thing.

    Like, he ate to much preservatives or something.


    he scares me. worse than clowns. At least they look natural, if evil.

  54. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 6:11 pm
    I don`t think so.
  55. Profile photo of SolidTurtle
    SolidTurtle Male 13-17
    161 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 1:25 am

    The only good part about Top Gun is Top gun the roller coaster at wonderland.

    True dat, Wonderland rocks, ever been to 6 flags darien lake? They have a coaster thats almost exactly like Top Gun but its like 50 times better.

  56. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 3:03 am
    SWORD FIGHT!! SWORD FIGHT!! SWORD FIGHT!!
  57. Profile photo of ooh_sparkles
    ooh_sparkles Female 13-17
    51 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 6:12 am
    tarantino really scares me....
  58. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    September 3, 2006 at 4:06 pm
    I never saw that movie.

    How was it?

  59. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    September 3, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    i totally knew it!
  60. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    that`s pretty damn funny considering that was on spike TV the other day.
  61. Profile photo of smithmotown
    smithmotown Male 13-17
    59 posts
    September 22, 2006 at 10:49 pm
    very funny
  62. Profile photo of longway
    longway Female 18-29
    9 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:49 pm
    Gay,Gay, fabulously Gay :D
  63. Profile photo of robotnel
    robotnel Male 18-29
    26 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    i have less respect for Val Kilmer after seeing this.
  64. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    Wow that was dumb. You can make anything sound gay if you leave out parts. This was just made by someone who was closed minded.

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