Fitness Show Fart

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
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I"m surprised this doesn"t happen more often.
There are 108 comments:
Female 127
the white girls must`ve been like,"I didn`t do that!".Seriously,if I had done that on TV I`d stand up and take a bow...COME ON ! its human nature...teachers do it,superstars do it,models do it,everyone.Know I think it would be funny if she balmed it on one of the white girls
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Female 125
lol she dealt with that well!
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Male 78
Chicken will do that to ya
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Male 356
Well, those gases have to find thier way out, and they chose to have the last laugh.
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Male 957
cmon nobody knows where that came from, but most farts come from your butthole ok? crazy people in this place
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Male 198
There`s nothing as beautiful and windy as a queef during oral sex.
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Female 584
I think it was definetely a queef.
Females who say you`ve never had one/heard one, you must have been aslepp/in a daydream for every girl has heard one, or even had one.
I have never had sex or did yoga and I know the experience. It`s possible if you`re just sitting on the floor with your legs crossed, and you move slightly.

Was that too much info there, sorry...

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Male 1,385
I farted three times watching that, and Jetstorm that was far to loud and open to be a queef
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Female 582
hmm, tahts never happened to me..
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Female 46
She had it coming to her. Lol.
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Male 164
I saw this on killsometime.com a while ago, and they thought it was a queef.
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Female 1,697
goshhh taht happened to my during yoga class but luckily n one heard it. I think
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Female 1,395
haha that was deffo a muff fart.
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Female 1
Sorry guys but that is not a real fart, that came from her other part! Listen, you can definitly tell!
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Female 351
ok, that`s funny if you`re still like a three year old and finds something perfectly natural funny, but for the rest of us, that`s a complete waste of time!
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Male 221
Definitely a flap fart. A few people have been saying that a woman has to have sex to produce this noise but I am sad enough to have asked my wife about this and she says she has heard women (including herself) applauding themselves via their nether regions whilst exercising in a gym. So there you have it.
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Female 177
0AmY0, ur wrong lmao. Trust me.
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Female 218
I`ve never heard a fart like that, vagina or otherwise. It sounds like that fart machine thing you get in gift shops prerecorded with whoopie cushion sounds.
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Male 4,246
Farting is just plain funny, regardless of where it comes from.
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Male 125
hasn`t happened to me?
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Male 243
lol
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Male 15
^^EVERYONE EXCEPT THE ONES WITH PENISES!!
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Female 318
Lol thats pretty funny. I`m sure this has happend to everyone before
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Male 142
he he he
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Male 448
So i was right after all
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Female 172
Haha. That happens a lot when your lady parts are elevated like that. It creates this odd suction when you move your hips up and then forces it out. Happens when you exercise. ^_^
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Female 4
ok... nvm, I didn`t read both your posts, but most of the time you said "No one else will say it bla bla bla...."
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Female 4
actually, bleednbeauty, I said queef about 5 or 6 posts ago, and a person before me said it, too. You`re not as bad ass as you think.
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Male 125
no i said it was a pussy fart
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Female 573
ok..nvm, didn`t read all of the posts, too many. but most people were saying it wasn`t a "traditional" fart, and "the sound that you make after sex" so i just wrote that out. lol..
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Female 573
i think that wasn`t a fart, i think it was a queef. No one else will say it, so I will...QUEEF!! Don`t know if it will show up on here though. so yeah.
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Female 401
happened to me too...but hey what can you do?!
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Male 15
HAHA SHE HAD A MAJOR QUEEF!
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Female 4
Infact, I am a proffesor of the queef.
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Female 124
what are you people, like queef experts? lol
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Female 412
lol, but not THAT funny
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Female 4
that was a total queef. If you`re tight enough down there it opens on it`s own.
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Male 274
AFTER REVIEWING THE PLAY... THE FARTING NOISE HAPPEND AT THE EXACT TIME HER LEGS OPENED... THUS CONCLUDING IT WAS INFACT... A QUEEF!!!
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Male 251
I thought she would fart when she pulled her legs up "fwarp". That would`ve been funnier.
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Male 125
if a guy could make a fart that sounded like that.

1.he wasn`t born like he is.
2. he would get super rich. i would pay so much money to see that live

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Female 2,220
hahah
fanny fart
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Male 2,781
WANNA KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS? WHEN YOU FART AND poo YOURSELF AT THE SAME TIME. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT HAD TO BE SAID...

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Male 204
Stupid image!!!!! Y won`t it change?!
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Male 1,016
Ajakin...me 2 buddy...me 2


i read ur comment and was like


..retard


then i saw you wrre a guy!


AHAHAH

HILARIOUS!

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Male 448
"The only time a girl would make a "noise" that didn`t come from her bottom would be during sex. It is caused from air being forced in, it just doesn`t magically happen."
you have obviously never done pilates...or had children


Ya...thats why it was kind of a joke...

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Female 340
LMAO that was hilarious!! :-D
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Male 65
Haha, that was hilarious. I farted in PE all the time when doing weight training or stretching.
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Male 1,526
i have never had a "pussy fart", and never will
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Male 204
hi I"m new how do u post something?
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Male 1,078
funny
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Female 2,552
Haha, that`s a classic.
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Female 281
lol that was cool, whats wrong with a fart? My fiancee fart on each other all the time..
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Male 43
From reading these comments, it sounds as though almost everyone in the forum has been in this situation at some point in their life! Perhaps I should submit a video of someone putting food in a microwave whilst whistling `Batman` and painting a fish with a toothbrush and see what kind of response there is...?
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Male 53
-And I dont think it was a vaginal fart because the girl in the front definitely smelt it...-

Well, it depends....


-It appears to be from one of those "TV`s outrageous moments" type of shows from NBC...-

Yes, yes it is. "They were. It was on Most Outrageous Moments. You can see the logo for it at the bottom left of the screen." Yeah... that show`s usually extremely sucky, but that was pretty good.

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Male 223
that was stupid
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Male 1,425
i agree with LKJSlain, whoever cant take being seen in public because they farted is just a big baby, look at me..i let air loose all the time! o crap, they know my secret now. fudge! =P
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Female 344
that was great lmao!
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Female 32
HEHE! Farted. lmfao.
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Female 285
This happens all the time in yoga class. The teacher eeven told us that it was natural and was going to happen. STil hilarious when it happens though :D
And I dont think it was a vaginal fart because the girl in the front definitely smelt it...
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Male 166
Yep...I think that was a queef too.
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Female 471
"The only time a girl would make a "noise" that didn`t come from her bottom would be during sex. It is caused from air being forced in, it just doesn`t magically happen."

"Dude. That was TOTALLY a pussy fart. My friend (a girl) was in yoga class and the same thing happened to her, and THE WHOLE CLASS HEARD. She tried to pretend like nothing happened but then she saw another girl all the way across the room giggling about it. When you stretch the right way, hey, all that tissue is connected and you can get air up in there. And what goes in, MUST come out."

I definetly had no idea. I guess I`ll put my foot in my mouth, and possibly excersise alone ;-)


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Male 919
Thats why i dont do exercise....no rly....
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Female 146
the two black women fell at the exact same time. was that live or what
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Exactly what I was going to say.
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Male 163
I had a friend in high school that whenever we did sit-ups in gym he`d fart after each one. 1 *fart*, 2 *fart*, 3 *fart*, etc.
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Female 873
Lol fart :P
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Male 125
nothin like the classics, huh
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Male 53
It appears to be from one of those "TV`s outrageous moments" type of shows from NBC... They add the canned laughter after the fact... I`m sure she farted, but it sounded a little fake like they had to emphasize/amplify it or something (unless she had a microphone in her butt)... Regardless, it left me in tears. Classic!
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Male 125
that was a pussy fart and the 2 white chicks seemed to be all bitchy about it
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Male 42
hah hah that happened to me once when i was gym class, we were running laps and testing how fast we could do 3 laps and right as i started i had a HUGE fart it might have ben emberising but i got the shortest time couse of my little boost.
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Female 411
ahaha. embarrassing much? at least she laughed about it. ;)
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Male 53
-I think the audience is the studio audience for the show the clip was on. Like when you hear an audience laugh on Americas Funniest videos.-

They were. It was on Most Outrageous Moments. You can see the logo for it at the bottom left of the screen.

And the two black girls do fall over at the same time... weird.

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Female 316
Queef, most def.
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Female 1,398
Who cares?
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Male 901
that actually sounded more like compressed air escaping from her vagina.
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Male 737
And by the way, the audience was laughing because a pussy fart is WAY funnier than a regular fart.
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Male 737
"The only time a girl would make a "noise" that didn`t come from her bottom would be during sex. It is caused from air being forced in, it just doesn`t magically happen."

Dude. That was TOTALLY a pussy fart. My friend (a girl) was in yoga class and the same thing happened to her, and THE WHOLE CLASS HEARD. She tried to pretend like nothing happened but then she saw another girl all the way across the room giggling about it. When you stretch the right way, hey, all that tissue is connected and you can get air up in there. And what goes in, MUST come out.

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Male 59
somthing didn`t sound quite right with that fart. and the look on her face when she sat up and got a whiff was classic. gotta love protien shakes.
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Male 105
tee hee...
i wonder which person farted out of the four?
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Male 125
stop beating around the bush that was a pussy fart and everyone knows it
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Male 547
I think the audience is the studio audience for the show the clip was on. Like when you hear an audience laugh on Americas Funniest videos.
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Male 3,014
Feel the burn.
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Female 192
"The only time a girl would make a "noise" that didn`t come from her bottom would be during sex. It is caused from air being forced in, it just doesn`t magically happen."

you have obviously never done pilates...or had children

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Male 448
I think it was a queef!
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Male 22
it was funny it dosent come close to when this guy followed through it was hillarious
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Male 1,085
I farted during gym class during a sit up test and the class had guys and girls. Everyone made fun of me for the next week.
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Male 2,720
Air can hang around in there for a while, I believe.

Not a "traditional" fart. LOL

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Female 471
The only time a girl would make a "noise" that didn`t come from her bottom would be during sex. It is caused from air being forced in, it just doesn`t magically happen.
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Female 1,496
The two white chicks are all acting like they have never in their lives farted. This was most likely their television debut ruined by a queef.
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Male 221
I agree with the previous comments. That was not a bottom fart.
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Male 316
She tried to act like it didn`t happen. When she realized that the..uh..I don`t think it`s an audience(Who the hell has an audience on a fitness show?) but whoever the group of people were who laughed, she apologized. And the girls in the back trying to figure out whether to laugh or not is even funnier.
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Female 583
ha ha!thats funny.why am i so amused about somebody farting?!
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Female 799
lol
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Male 233
somebody crack a window
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Female 3,001
hahaa thats funny...lol like it how the white girls arent quiet sure if there allowed to laugh but the other 2 just piss themselves hehee =)
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Male 733
lol, classic.
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Female 166
`Kay so I was at a sleepover one time with a bunch of other girls and we were all reading magazines so things were fairly quiet. I was in the same position that chick was in what the same thing happened; I totally let one rip. I kinda tried to play it off like maybe no one heard it, when one of the girls looks right at me and says, "Kate, did you just fart?" and everyone just starts cracking up.
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Male 128
the two white girls are like "are we allowed to laugh at that or will that make us racists?"
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Female 324
hehe that made me giggle :-)
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Female 648
Geeze, you guys and your embarassment... so funny. Americans are like SOOOO embarassed and they can`t "live" it down. DUDES ITS A FART. EVERYONE DOES IT! And in SOME countries it`s expected for you to let air out on a regular basis. People are so funny. Someone farts and suddenly they can`t be seen in public anymore, as if people thought that you DIDN`T fart...
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Male 125
i don`t think it was traditional
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Male 1,265
Um, was that a... traditional... fart?
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Male 125
the two black women fell at the exact same time. was that live or what
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Male 100
I`d be petrafied.. i dont think i could live it down.. aa1 a2 a3 a-Insert fart noise here-...
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Male 1,354
Dude that`s the one reason I work out. Too bad the music at the gym is so loud.
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Female 123
HHHAHAHAHHAHAA thats emabarassing.although that happend to me too.no one heard it....i hope
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Male 208
... sadly, that happened to me in gym class back in highschool. The acoustics of the gym made it a spectacular. Luckily, the class was all guys, and we all had a good chuckle.
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Male 916
Well, that`s the only way you can deal with it: laugh about it!
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Male 10,115
Link: Fitness Show Fart [Rate Link] - I`m surprised this doesn`t happen more often.
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